Behind Every Shoe There is a Great Slipper

If bears had slippers they might never come out of hibernation. Why? Because slippers automatically turn off the alarm clocks inside us. Our circadian rhythms slow when we put on our house shoes, and deep down in our soles, our feet let out a long sigh when are slippers come to rest near us. Therapy dogs beware: in the future you will all be replaced with a good pair of slippers.