Being Hunted

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Hello again, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to another episode of Just In Your Wilder's Guy to Life. I'm Jesse. That's Wilder.

This is our show, Guy to Life. It is our show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you say our show or our show?

I said our show. OK. You thought I said us show? I didn't really know what you said.

Come on now. What are you doing? I'm still adjusting to my chair, bro. I was standing before this.

Now I'm sitting. I have to make all kinds of adjustments. You were standing? Well, I was outdoors.

Oh, I thought you meant like in all of our previous episodes, you were standing. No. You ever meet one of those standing desk freaks? Yeah, but you know what?

It's not bad. If you have a standing desk, like a big tall one. Well, I respect. So Chelsea has an adjustable one.

So she sits when she wants, and she stands when she wants. And I'll respect that, and only that. I can't commit to standing only. Yeah.

Well, let me ask you this. Can you commit to fitness? I don't even buy it. I don't buy it.

What science tell me standing better than sitting? I'm not here to be Dr. Science. I know.

We're going to skip my popular segment, Dr. Science, today. That's a shame. I'll tell you one thing that I know for a fact would do me well is to fix this fucking posture of mine.

Maybe it's bad. I got bad posture. Yeah. I got bad posture.

I got real bad posture, and it's getting worse because. So you've just said your posture is getting worse, yet you do not see the merit of a standing desk. I just feel like slouch standing up, slouch sitting down. No, you're not going to slouch standing up at a desk.

I need a new desk. This one's held together with packing tape. I just got a new desk, and I didn't even consider it to be it. I didn't even think about getting a standy.

I had no interest in that show. I just ordered myself a little treat for my toesies. I got myself a little under the desk foot hammock. That's cool.

It sounds like it arrives tomorrow. You sent that to me. How often are you going to wash that bad boy? Probably never, right?

I would say a maximum of once a decade. Right. But it does seem like you should do it more than that, doesn't it? The little cloth hammock where your tootsie footsies go?

Probably every day would be the appropriate amount to wash them. Yeah, yeah. As often as you wash your socks, I would think. I'll be surprised if I wash it before buying a new one.

Because I think the minute I see that it's dirty, I'm going to be like, this is trash now. Yeah. That's my concern. So when you said it to me, I was like, well, you know, I'll set it up in the corner.

And then that's where the critters can live. Maybe I'll get a little pet raccoon. Oh, well, a little ferret or raccoon. Damn, this is boring so far, dude.

I don't want to talk about our desks anymore, man. I know. It's unfortunate we have such a fucking heater of a topic loaded. So I couldn't even match what we got coming.

So we might as well get to it. Yeah, heater of a topic is one way to describe it. Another way one might be this is dumb. It doesn't make any sense.

I know what you're thinking, gang. Spooky season's over. Wrong. And guess what Wabu just said?

And he's right. Wrong. Spooky season's never over, baby, especially when you are being hunted. This week's topic is being hunted.

Being hunted. Now, Wabu, we kind of, we did, Megamind this a little bit. We sort of came on this together. This was, we got into the lab and we brainstormed it.

But I will give you credit for arriving on this final topic. Why don't you tell us a little bit about what the fuck you're talking about? Well, OK. Let's say you're in the forest.

And perhaps there's a noise behind you. That's a situation you could find yourself in. Or let's say you've accidentally unlocked a spooky African board game. And now someone who looks exactly like your father is following you.

And you're also Robin Williams. That is a situation you might find yourself in. Let's say you're trapped in a basement. And what's in there?

Gators. That's a situation. Baby, we're talking about all kinds of being hunted. Whether it's man or fictional beast or real life beast.

Right at the top, we need to address. I'm approaching this in the same way that we approach haunted house. And that like the scarier or more effective, the hunter, the better. Yeah, once again, Casper is a very not quite lit.

Right, right. OK. So we're off. It's the Casper Clause.

Why don't we just keep that in the bank for future reference, called the Casper Clause. I like that. The Casper Clause meaning that the best case scenario is actually for one of the parties involved, and particularly you, the party involved, the worst case scenario. Yes.

You're not the hunter in this situation. You were the hunting. If we wanted it to be that way, we would have called it hunting. And that sounds insane.

But we're not here to teach you how to hunt other people. You mustn't hunt other people. We would be immediately put on a list. If we were like, in this week's episode, we're going to take the best way to hunt a human being.

I want to make a distinction, though. OK, please do. This is not just monster attack. OK?

Right. This is not the King Frog Godzilla. Because the King Frog Godzilla is not there to hunt you. He's actually there to save you.

Because the King Frog Godzilla is a very good boy. Yes. He's here to protect us. From the Mothra.

The Mothra. And everybody wouldn't even really call Mothra a hunter, huh? It's not really what we're talking about here. Well, Mothra would be the hunter, I think, because he's here to get us.

That's like calling a bomb a hunter. I just think it's something so long. I do not think it's like calling a bomb a hunter. I just think that only the bomb from Mario Kart 64.

Yes, that bomb is a battle mode where it actually goes and hunts you down. I actually think we've touched on something that is immediately counter to what we just said. But I do think, as necessary, is at some point, the hunter becomes the hunted. Do you know what I'm talking about?

Yes. I do. What do we call that? Like, I've got to get a creature category.

Yeah, creatures and creatures and creatures and crits. Cretes and crafts. What about gadgets? What do you mean?

Well, what if they're using gadgets to get you? Well, I think that's a specific type. I don't know if we need gadgets. Well, like weapons.

Weapons, devices, traps, I think all of that fits in there. Oh my god. Can we tell me if this is a hunter? So I think man, most dangerous game, man is a hunter.

Bro, that's a very not quite lit to me, I think. Man? Yeah, that's like, well, man is a category? Yeah, I think there's a different type of man's that be hunting you.

So let me hit you with one that I think is this episode not going to make a lick of sense. I think it's very quite lit. The one. Jigsaw.

Oh, bro, is he hunting? I don't think I'm talking about hunting. This is not hunting. This is capturing, getting out big.

I guess he's already succeeded in hunting, huh? No, well, he's a great hunter because he's done it. OK, so let's scratch him. Let's go humanoid.

Let's just get the ball rolling a little bit. Please, Jesus Christ. We're pushing it uphill right now. I'd really love to get rolling.

Let's just go with something that I referenced, which was the hunter from Jumanji. OK. I want to give him a very not quite lit. A fucking man, bro.

Can you break? The other problem with Sonny Jim is he was locked up in that jungle with a child Robin Williams and could not fucking get him. Could not get him for the life of him. He knew the jungle way more than child Robin Williams.

Sonny Jim absolutely sucks shit. He's tossed. And also just I feel like he's given him a lick of credit. He's completely unthrown by the world that he steps into.

Yeah. He's off at the department store. Yes, true. Robin Williams freaks the fuck out when he sees anything.

OK, so then pray. Can we just transit property for pray? Can we put fucking Robbie Wilms to Jumanji as very quite lit? Well, the question is, is he a very quite lit pray?

Or is Sonny Jim a shitty fucking hunter? I think both because he didn't just escape Sonny Jim. He escaped a whole dang jungle, didn't he? Yeah, for like 30 years.

So I guess he's pretty good. I got one for you. And I don't know if this goes into bi-pew, humanoid, or creatures and critters, but where do we put the fucking predator, bro? Well, that's a very quite lit.

The guy's invisible. How are you supposed to see him? Right, but he does get bested, doesn't he? I think what's going to happen is in pray, we're just going to end up listing a lot of these heroes.

So like Arnold Carl Weathers. Right. Well, does Carl live? I don't remember that flick.

No, Carl, I think he dies. So Carl not going to get listed. Very quite low. No, no.

But I do think predator, it's hard to, I mean, he's like built. Yeah, predator good. He can turn invisible, bro. That's an incredible trick.

Is he a critter? Or is he a bi-pew humanoid? I think bi-pew humanoid, right? No, bro, he's an alien.

Right, which is a bi-pew. He's bi-pew and he looks like it's a humanoid. I just think that critters, like we're putting like alligators and lions, and I just don't think. OK, fine.

So fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine. I mean, the reason that this conversation started is because we're talking about how much we love shark attack movies. Yes. Let's just get some shark.

Should we get a couple of specific ones in there? Yeah, deep blue sea, that's a whole lot of them, right? Yeah. But I think it's still, it's a specific type of shark because it's the one that gets them.

They're not good. I'm going to give that a two because, I mean, they do get blowed up because of LL Cool J's thirst for revenge. Well, and so Jaws seem like a pretty good. All these critters.

I think the problem with sharks is one, they almost always get killed two, they have a large weakness in its land. Oh, bro, I got a very quite lit prey for you. It's like lively. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

She kills the ever-living fuck out of that shark in that flick, the shallows. So I think all shark movie sharks get a two because they all can be avoided by being out of water. What about, there's got to be like a super shark though, right? Is there like a, because like think about like Placid.

We'll talk like Placid. That's like a mega-gater. Right. It's not just a gator, that shit is like enormous, right?

So is there like a big fucking shark? I guess that's Jaws. Literally Megalodon, bro. There's that movie that Meg.

Oh, I have to dabble in a Megalodon film. But I'm just, yeah, the movie that Meg is like this big shark, it's bigger than fucking. Oh my God, is that way it's cold. Yes, dude, mega shark, maybe Megalodon.

The mega in the middle. But I just think that it's two, I love shark movies, but as far as hunters go, they can't fucking, like you're comparing it to the predator. Predator will beat the shit out of a shark. Yeah.

Or just get out of the water. It's easy peasy. But you said like Placid, I think movie gators might get very quite lit. Yeah, they're quick, aren't they?

And they're wise. Yeah, they're quick in their wise, baby. You've got to know that about gators. Like in crawl, there's a bunch of them little crawlers up in that.

Oh, yikes. They're smart. They're based, I mean sharks too, but they're basically dinosaurs. Packs, bro, packs are scary.

The wolves, like the wolves in the gray. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. OK.

Do you want to put gray wolves in there? Wolves in the gray. Yeah. And also, you've seen them be frozen.

I'm not referring to the Disney. No, I have not seen that. I'll give you a short summation. Some teens get on a ski lift.

They want to do the last one of the night. But oops, the guy that runs the mountain went home and they're stuck there overnight on a ski lift while the mountain closes for the weekend. Guess what? Two of them get eaten by wolves.

Spoiler alert. Oh, sure. So just wolves in general. Can we just have wolves?

Wolves? Scariest fuckers, a lot of them. Can we have pack animals? Pack animals, crazy good hunters, right?

What are the pack animals you got? I think that on the Savannah, you know, like one lion. A lion is scary, but I'll tell you what's kind of scary. There's a pack of feral dogs.

Oh, yeah. They don't. Yeah. I can outrun a single lion, but I can't outrun a whole pack of dogs.

You remember from the soon-to-be real-life documentary, The Hunger Games? What are them little? They got like some spooky hornets in there. Oh, yeah, bugs.

Are bug tracker jackers? That's what they're called. Are they? It's a business that you have calling.

Yeah, I'm not even going to write that because I hate it. It's like she thought she got her horns. That's basically the real-life tracker. Where do we put killer insects?

That's got to be- Oh my God, it's such a three. What is there even to talk about? Anything with the power of flight is automatically a three. Okay, let's put with powers.

Let's put weapons, right? Weapons of powers. Oh, yeah, sure. And so flight gets, I agree.

So wait, what about a bunch of just birds? Oh, I guess the movie birds is quite scary. That is the birds. Yeah.

Well, it's like Sunny Jim. What's he got a musket? Yeah, unfortunately Sunny Jim finna be a lock for a very, not quite, ten ways from Sunday. Don't they beat him with dice?

Well, he's like a good, you beat the game by dice and he's part of the game, but yes. Still, if you'd give to dice, can defeat you? Yeah, your post. Yeah.

I would put a category for weaknesses, but I think a lot of times people who are hunted just get blown up or people who are hunters, I guess. What do we think about like a cult? Oh, I do not like cults. Let me be clear.

It's no good, right? But cults, hunt you. I think you pretty much wander yourself right into a cult. No, no, no, no.

I'm thinking specifically of the Netflix film The Baby Sitter. Like that situation where a cult is like trying to get you to sacrifice you or the other movie with that same person in it. Ready or not? Yeah, ready or not, exactly.

Yeah, many blessings to some more weaving and no blessings to that chode uncle of hers. Yeah, he does. He does. Well, come on.

Agent Smith. Oh, Agent Smith, a hunter. He's hunting Neo. Yeah, I guess.

I don't much care for that Hugo weaving fellow. He's a medium. He's also. And when he's Megatron, he's a hunter as well.

Would you say he's a hunter? Yeah, he does quite a bit of a hunter. What does Megatron want? Does it destroy humans?

So we think Hugo weaving is a pretty good hunter. Just stick him in there. Oh, but where do we put cults? What's, so three being the most effective?

Because I think a cult is a two. Yeah, I think so too. Like cult is entertaining. I think we've got something that combines cults and hunting the other night called the ritual on Netflix.

Another freak ass Swedish cult movie. Between that and Midsummer. Watch me never go to Sweden ever. Yeah, they really trick you.

They think they make it seem pleasant. Yeah, instead of fucking hunting you themselves, they pray to this spooky forest critter in that movie and the forest critter is the one that's hunting them. Oh, yeah. Oh, but settings.

Settings, yes, but. But forest very quite lit. Oh, God, it's so scary. Oh, bro.

Oh, no, I got one. What about the critter from it follows? Oh, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, God. And you want to talk about stuff from haunted house. Sometimes it does exactly what we hate, which is appear as a naked old person.

You, bro, remember when it follows us like pissing itself? Ah, bro, I don't want to think about it. I hate that monster. Good flick.

So scary. Go watch it, everyone. It's a good one. I know it's spooky season you think it's over, but we just brought it back from the dead.

Ooh, spook. Yeah, this is what to do. What do we think about? Wait, are we calling for?

I got kind of whipped up with it follows. Forest is a three to you. I think it's a little boring. Yeah, but it's like, it's dark, bro.

Think about when you're in a dark forest. It's a daytime dummy. Sometimes even when it's day, it's like, for example, in the ritual, it's foggy and grey the whole time. So even in the day, it's hard.

You get lost. You don't know where you're going. There's no roads. Okay.

All right. Let's also toss the ocean in there because regardless of the category that we're doing, the ocean is scary as hell. Yeah, ocean, ocean scary. You can't even go to there.

It's just like if my movie shark's logic holds, the only thing that's tough is it. You could just leave the ocean. But I guess if you're lost down to the bottom. If you are in the ocean and a shark is in front of you, who's going to win?

I know, it's true. That's... It's a three though, I would say. Yes.

Okay. Great. That was good. Like, what's that?

Life? Oh, I never seen that. Oh, bro. You never saw life?

No. It's basically the same movie as alien covenant. Do you see that? No way.

Cool. Yeah. I really want to do though. You want to tell me about it?

You see Apollo 18? No way. Cool. Basically, it's how creators in space hunting you.

Cool. It's crazy that you referenced a film from the alien franchise and just say alien or aliens, which are both that. Yeah. Life and Covenant are basically the same because it's one creator on one ship.

Right. Isn't that the same thing with alien? Oh, bro. It hunts.

That's for sure. Ew, bro. What about like entrances? You know what I'm saying?

No, that goes into powers. I know what you're saying, but that definitely goes into powers. Yeah. Chess barster is a three, I think.

Yeah. Well, let's go humanoid. Let's go leather face for a minute. Is any human with a weapon, any mortal human, is that going to be...

That can't be a three, right? It's got to be a two. Like, if you're setting a bar with predator and it follows... So, like, let's do like leather fit, unless you're like a Jason who can just get fucking shot.

Right. Well, yeah, he's not a human, I wouldn't say, right? Like he's human. I feel like a lot of those classic slasher villains are not.

I mean, they are, but they take a hell of a beating, right? Right. Mike Myers gets his head cut off and comes back to life with spirits, I think. Yeah, no big D.

Freddie. Freddie, Freddie got to be a three, right? He lives in your dreams, baby. He lives in your dream.

I don't fuck with Freddie, but it's... Come on, what are we talking about? Do you ever see Freddie versus Jason? No, I...

She won an Oscar, I think. That's the best movie I've ever seen. I got a power for you that I think is very quite like, shape shifting. Oh, good.

Like, mystique. Yeah, like mystique, but I'm thinking of the fucking... Oh, yes. I don't want Kurt Russell anywhere near me in this situation.

Kurt Russell, I think he got to get a two for prey, right? I feel like in general, he probably won't be alone. He's wily, but I just don't care for him. What about zombies?

Are they hunting? Or are they just be feeling like a... I don't know. I think that's a classic case of hunting.

Yeah, I give him a two. A single zombie is just like, I'll fucking... A single zombie is very not quite a zombie. Yeah, one zombie horde is a two.

No, maybe a zombie horde is a three. If it's just you on your own. I just feel like I could beat that shit out of a zombie. Hey, let me solve this.

That's kind of what I said, I think originally. We played back the tape, but I did say that. But I changed it to my thing. Okay.

What's a very pretty good setting? A house... You can get out of there. Yeah, all right, all right.

A house. Regular house. Big house. I think it's wild that in the babysitter, when he finally gets out of the house, his first move is to go under the house.

Rather than away from the house. Yeah, that's a fucking dumb, dumb logic though, huh? From those types of places. I feel like a little kid is a very quite lit prey because they always seem to squirm their way out of those sticky situations.

Well, yeah, you can't kill a kid, also. It's like a rule. Except they were rejected by kid magic. But they're also dumb as fuck, so I think they get a two.

It's tough, yeah. And also, we started talking about this because I watched Jaws last night. And Jaws, Steven Spielberg, shout out to Steven Spielberg. I don't know if many of you heard of him, but kills a kid.

That movie, a kid dies. That's the first death. Well, no, the first death is like a girl. But I feel like, no, you can be killing kids in a movie.

If you kill the kid in a movie that came out like tomorrow, they first all know it's the end of the movie. Cause they're not allowed to go see movies. But second of all, people are like, oh bro, you can't kill a kid. You can have a shark eat a fucking kid in the opening of a movie.

It's just don't fly. Yeah, kid's getting a two. If we're going to talk kids as a two, I think it's only right. We talk to the Demogorgon.

Does Demogorgon get a three? Oh my god, bro. Not even close. Not even close.

Wobbly is going to kill a Demogorgon. I'll kill a Demogorgon with my bare hands. Oh boy. I'm so fucking bored of Demogorgon.

Whatever bro. What do we get like human slashers? So I'm not counting Michael Myers because he's not human, but like, so you mean Ghostface? I mean Ghostface, I also would say like Psycho, right?

Like the Bates, the old Batesman? Yeah. That's a two, right? It's got to be a two.

It's got to be a two. I mean, honestly bro, I think Ghostface is actually pretty useless because Sidney, four movies in a row beats the shit out of him. He's always falling down stairs and doing all kinds of anti-antuels. Yeah, it's true.

I think Ghostface is kind of a one. Okay, so yeah, I agree with that. Then are we also putting Bates? Can I just copy and paste human slasher to one?

Yeah, I think it's, I mean, look, take it out of the movie. They're not as good as fucking Leatherface or a zombie. Like they're not. And what are we doing with Jason?

Is he a two? Jason, I don't know. Is there a reason, I haven't seen a lot of those Jason flicks. Is there a reason he's not a three?

Is it unkillable? Okay, weapons and powers very not quite let walking, bros. Oh my god, well, unless it's it follows though. Yeah, it's that's no different story though.

But yeah, I just don't, I can't be dealing with the walk. So much fucking walking. Mike Myers does that shit too. And it's partly spooky and part of it's like, oh, I'm just going to jog away.

Like I don't even have to sprint fully. No, no, no, no. What about that? Creator from a, you know, you're a screepers.

What about that guy? Ooh, the Juppa Scrippas. I haven't seen that movie in years. Don't know anything about it.

I feel like he did. What's he a big scarecrow or something? He big and scary. I don't remember.

Yeah, he got. That doesn't sound like a very quiet lit to me. I got it totally. Well, he don't the problem is spoiler alert.

They don't kill him. Like he gets shot. Well, there's like 90 of those movies and he he kills all the Jason log at the end. Oh my god.

Pray bro. Very not quite lit. Jason long. I'm a Mac.

Justin long. Justin long. Justin long. Oh, bro.

I got a very scary hunter and it's a human. Go ahead. Doctor, Doctor, Doctor human centipede. Oh, is he a hunt?

I don't think he's most definitely a hunter. He like a jigsaw. He gets him. But we excluded jigsaw.

I guess no, there's no guessing about it. It's the same fucking thing. What about kuj. What about kuj.

Kuj is a medium to me. Are we talking kujos? That's what you're doing right now? Yeah, yeah.

Kilodog Kuj. Okay. He's what I was. Yeah, agreed.

Agreed to that. Let's get into more weapons and powers. So we talked about the fact that predator can turn invisible. That's a three, right.

Yeah, for sure. I think alien is, I'm talking about alien from aliens. Right? Not like a fucking Marvin the Martian.

Young Marvin. We're young Marvin. He's a one. Oh, Marvin.

Oh, and he is. Hunter his occupation I cannot I cannot even think of a worse one. Yeah, well and that that that what is it? Roadrunner and wily coyote coyote need that roadrunner to live.

He needs a hey looney tunes Why don't you try a new idea besides someone hunting? Oh my god? Yeah, Tom and Jerry hunting Elmer fun hunting Tom and Jerry I don't think looney tunes. I don't give a shit cartoons figure it out too much hunting bro I gotta bomb ass hunter for you on I know what you did last summer the fisherman.

Yeah, cuz that's that's those oh my god Oh my god, oh such a one weapon and such a one hunter Yeah, and he only we don't need to put them in very not quite late because it's assumed I think but he only kind of like scream He only ever successful because of how stupid his prey is like can we just talk about teens? Yeah, bro No, no, no, bro There's always one fucking teen that gets him in the end that cannot be a one They have to be a one because it takes like nine of them to die for one to get if you can get got but even one fucking I guess it's usually the not dumb one. It's like the virgin the cool girl right right? Oh, how about pray?

I would like to put Sidney Prescott in very quite late since we talk about how useless ghost faces. Yeah She is so tight. Yeah, agreed to that I guess because a lot of these take place in one and I think it's a two for me but small town as a setting this is a two So boring. Yeah, I think it's a one.

Okay, you know exactly where everyone is all the time Yes, it's just like what how are you losing this fight like with Mike Myers? I'm always like he escaped from the mental institution He went back to the small town that he grew up in how are you guys losing this fight? Everybody knows he's wearing a fucking the mask Just you know, she's always very pretty good weapons. Are we just putting all the the classic knives machatez?

Yeah, and a blade saws Man man-made blades man made blades. It's not one forged by the gods What about like a gun a gun? I mean I think it has to be a two it's a two and honestly like have you ever seen a good Hunter with a gun. I mean no like even like the actual story most dangerous game that dude has a gun and I'll just got sucks You know what a good movie to watch before we did this that movie the hunt yeah, it would have been well It's a lot of good things we could have done in our lives other than what we're doing at this exact moment I'll see to it that we do none of them This kind of goes with Sonny Jim but because I said most dangerous game where do we put like a centric billionaire I mean it's a medium because it's like he's got the money to do this stuff But he's not gonna do it himself right the minute you get to his office He's toast so like basically John Cleese from rat race and then to follow up setting private island That's a three.

I think to me. That's very good. There's not much to go You can't know because where do you go to the ocean which is also it's probably got forest and ocean It's got already got two of the elements. Oh, yeah, what about the snow and the ice?

Yes, it's a where you're against the elements You're not gonna be great Well, it depends on the hunter though because the ice and snow might also work to your advantage I guess it would I don't want to work blue. I don't want to work blue, but it does need to be said the girl from teeth is a hunter And that's a three yeah I've not seen that movie, but I know enough about it. It is very very scary. Yeah That's all that needs to be said about that.

I think okay. We Freddie is very scary, but dreams as a setting I think it's a little bit of a two to me. Well, it's it's good though because you're really not in control of anything But what if you're a lucid dreamer and then you just imagine like if you're a lucid dreamer I feel you beat the shit out of Freddie, right? Oh, no one's a lucid dreamer If you just popped a lucid dream and he and you fucking dropped a spirit bomb right on stupid ass Freddie's head How much would you pay for a pill that gives you lucid dreams?

Is it permanent or is it like one pill one dream? It's one pill one dream. That's where a hundred dollars. I think more five hundred dollars I think less.

Yeah, I think I could see myself popping out the plastic and charging a five hundred dollars for that It got to be so freaking toy. Yeah, it's my bad. It's late as hell for sure. What a hell razor What's his deal?

I'm almost I'm almost inclined to put that dork in at one because he looks like such a damn door to me It also looks like you gave a nice kick you'd pop all that acupuncture right into his right into his comb Yeah, what's he doing? What is he doing? What does he want? Hey, text us his name hell razor tweet out of how razor's deal is I'll get into it.

Let's see. Oh, bro. I am so sorry. Do you know what this monster is called?

What's he called? Scamby real is he called pinhead bro? No, he's called Frank, dude. Oh, bro.

You can't be called Frank Frank. No Oh geez Louise. No, that's not right skinless Frank. No way skinless Frank slash Frank the monster Which one that's skil is Frank?

Oh, it sounds like a prison name skinless Frank a big one to be critters of creature Now, I guess he's a bike people humanoid skinless Frank is a yacht. What does he do? Does he have powers? It might be time to fire up health razor But I'll tell you what if maybe a borderline three is eating someone eating is a little bit is that a three Cannibal well or just we also got critters don't forget.

We got sharks and gators. Yeah eating is a I guess It's I mean is it a in terms of what you don't want to happen to you? I'd much rather get eaten than be a human centipede. I think yeah, and then like Like I feel like a lot of critters do like disemboweling.

That's a that's a three right? You're getting all your organs ripped out. So are we saying that a monster movie is not like a monster that's here to destroy Earth I'll not cloverfield. I just don't think it's hunting.

I just nothing's in spirit. It's not really what does it want? It's just want to stomp on it's just destruction. Yeah, it's not like to me hunting the key difference Hunting is like motivation.

Oh, I'm I supposed to know the motivation of the cloverfield monster It ain't to find up individual folks. What about the white whale? Okay, but hey hunting no, that's a prey. Oh, he's my I guess a half is the hunter That's a one if I ever saw one he never even gets I was gonna say he got a suck compared to these guys I'm sorry.

All these old dumb shit with guns like so Moby dick is a very quite lit prey I think it has to be only in the sense that like you never get caught Yeah, and the white whale is like synonymous with a thing that you think I can't be caught. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's a yeah That's a pretty good reason. How about our poon gun is a very not quite lit I guess against humans that is a scary one.

Yeah, damn it would hurt like a bitch Wouldn't it just to get one straight through your foot straight through your guts or through your leg out? Geez, yeah, I think our poon gun got to be a two to me. I got one I'm gonna type in here because you writing lacquer mousse leeches lacquer most leeches Maybe they're from a series of unfortunate events They little leeches that can smell food from all over the place they come in they slurp you up you Yeah, I like leeches water critters are there. Yeah, that's a pack animal I guess so that we'll just keep it at that I still can't think of a bad creature and critter and I'm getting hung up on it a little bit here Yeah, crocodile done to you hunter.

I don't I don't think is he hunting the crocs. I don't think so right? What's his thing? Well, I think he's like a crock whisperer Oh, what about the fucking bear from the revenue?

Oh? Well, that's I mean he doesn't do so well. We all know how it ends up for him But if you try to hunt someone and they sleep inside of you, yeah, I guess that sucks. Yeah, I guess Barrett there I was very quite lit prey.

Well, he gets his ass beat hard. Oh, bro. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah Don't want none is that a two or three that's a two and I think that fucking John Voigt's accent and that movie is a one okay Hey, bro, will it a hunter? He's a king of rats.

Does he hunt people? I never saw it. I don't know no Where does where does Boba go where Boba Fett the bounty hunter? Oh this boy trying to talk to me about Boba Fett I guess hunting for bounty.

Yeah, man. It's this fucking job talk baby So bounty is a one for prey but you hunt things or people for the bounty that is delivered upon Achieving your hunt you're not hunting for the bound I mean like that's not the bounty is like 10 million credits and he doesn't hunt for the 10 million credits he hunts for the person in order Get the 10 credits. Oh, shout out shout out gizmodo supplemental reading the best killer animal movies by species. Oh, yikes They did some work here.

They got snakes. They got sharks. They got birds. They got spiders.

So where where does Boba go? Is he bad? Oh? Bro, oh bro.

There's a 1982 slasher movie about killer slugs. Oh, bro. It's no good for me Evans to Betsy. This is no good.