BEST OF WEEK DAY 2: EPISODE 021 (221): Annoying Greens of the Non-Horn Variety

(Welcome to Best Of Week. As Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") Having last appeared in the Bad Mom's 2 Mother's Day Episode, Ms. Green was not a bad mom, per se, despite assisting her son with his homework projects a bit more than would be educationally healthy for him.  She also distinguished herself by being one of our more exasperating patrons despite almost always being incredibly nice to us.  The primary reason for the conflict between our personality types stemmed from her refusal to understand simple concepts requiring no explanation without us supplying triple-ply explanation.  Well, that and her cell phone ringtone, which sounded like avian rape porn.  (And let me just say, I look forward to the Google Keyword search terms that find THAT when I next check Statcounter.)