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Tales from the "LiberryCAST"
by Juice S. Aaron
A podcast chronicle of one man's quest to remain sane while working in a small town "liberry" with patrons who had apparently missed the Twin Peaks casting call. Adapted from the blog Tales from the "Liberry."
Episodes
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BEST OF WEEK DAY 7: EPISODE 40 (140): Mr. B-Natural
(Welcome to Best Of Week. As Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") There are rogue patrons and there are Rogue…
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BEST OF WEEK DAY 7: EPISODE 034 (234): Non-Actual Conversations Not Heard in Actual Libraries #74
(Welcome to Best Of Week. As Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") When I was first planning this podcast, there…
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BEST OF WEEK DAY 7: EPISODE 035 (235): Cranky Liquid Paper Guy (and other tales of Library Neophytes)
(Welcome to Best Of Week. As Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") We're all neophytes at something in life, but the...
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BEST OF WEEK DAY 7: EPISODE 045 (245): Cross Words
(Welcome to Best Of Week. As Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") One of the patrons who I assumed would remain my...
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BEST OF WEEK DAY 6: EPISODE 16 (116): Stanky Patrons and other Dusty Turds
(Welcome to Best Of Week. As Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") Public service brings with it one constant: The...
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BEST OF WEEK DAY 6: EPISODE 36 (136): The Ballad of Crusty the Patron
(Welcome to Best Of Week. As Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") While not the stinkiest patron we ever had to…
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BEST OF WEEK DAY 6: EPISODE 51 (151): Dumbass Things I've Done Lately Week
(Welcome to Best Of Week. As Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") I've often maintained that if a person is going…
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BEST OF WEEK DAY 6: EPISODE 031 (231): Monsieur Stanky
(Welcome to Best Of Week. As Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") Way back in Episode 16 of this podcast, I started...
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BEST OF WEEK DAY 5: EPISODE 035 (235): Cranky Liquid Paper Guy (and other tales of Library Neophytes)
(Welcome to Best Of Week. As Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") We're all neophytes at something in life, but the...
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BEST OF WEEK DAY 5: EPISODE 43 (143): ParkaST 2
(Welcome to Best Of Week. As Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") Back for the new year are tales of everyone's...
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BEST OF WEEK DAY 5: EPISODE 39 (139): And the Password Is...
(Welcome to Best Of Week. As Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") Everybody has a secret these days. If nothing…
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BEST OF WEEK DAY 5: EPISODE 24 (124): Who's Got the 10 and a Half?
(Welcome to Best Of Week. As Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") For most of my "liberry" career, I was a part…
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BEST OF WEEK DAY 5: EPISODE 18 (118): Parka Life
(Welcome to Best Of Week. As Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") Just when we thought we had it bad enough with...
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EPISODE 052 (252): Final Days (Final Episode)
Sadly, all good things must come to an end, and this is the end of the weekly edition of Tales from the "LiberryCAST." (You'll have to listen to it to find out why I put weekly in italics.) Contained herein are some of the final entries I wrote as a "Liberry" employee, and one that I wrote...
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BEST OF WEEK DAY 4: EPISODE 41 (141): Christmas Party Pack
(Welcome to Best Of Week. As Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") I loves me some Christmas Party. Yessir. Nearly…
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BEST OF WEEK DAY 4: EPISODE 038 (238): The Second Crustacean Menace
(Welcome to Best Of Week. As Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") Among the five Grumpiest Old Men in All The World...
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BEST OF WEEK DAY 4: EPISODE 33 (133): The Crustacean Menace!
(Welcome to Best Of Week. As Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") In the past, I've chronicled small tales of Mr....
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BEST OF WEEK DAY 3: EPISODE 26 (126): D-Con Kills Nerds Dead
(Welcome to Best Of Week. As Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") As you might have noticed, I'm an enormous nerd....
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BEST OF WEEK DAY 2: EPISODE 021 (221): Annoying Greens of the Non-Horn Variety
(Welcome to Best Of Week. As Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") Having last appeared in the Bad Mom's 2 Mother's...
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BEST OF WEEK DAY 2: EPISODE 08 (208): Bad Moms 2
(Welcome to Best Of Week. As Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") Okay, so it's a week late, but just like calling...
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BEST OF WEEK DAY 2: EPISODE 22 (122): Summer Reading Blues
(Welcome to Best Of Week. As Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") Summer Reading, oh how it burns! Yes, it's the…
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BEST OF WEEK DAY 2: EPISODE 9 (109): Bad Mother's day
(Welcome to Best Of Week. As Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") From the cast of 16 And Pregnant to the Octomom,...
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BEST OF WEEK DAY 1: Tales from the "LiberryCAST" CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: "A Christmas Carol Satan"
(Welcome to Best Of Week as Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") Tales from the "LiberryCAST" Theatre is proud to...
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BEST OF WEEK DAY 1: EPISODE 034 (234): Non-Actual Conversations Not Heard in Actual Libraries #74
(Welcome to Best Of Week as Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") (Welcome to Best Of Week. As Tales from the...
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BEST OF WEEK DAY 1: EPISODE 022 (222): Actual Conversations Heard in Actual Libraries
(Welcome to Best Of Week as Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") When one works in a library, one hears a lot of...
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BEST OF WEEK DAY 1: EPISODE 2 (102): FAX Guy Goes Nutzoid
(Welcome to Best Of Week as Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") The second episode of the LiberryCAST features a...
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TFT"LC" SPECIAL: B-Sides & Rarities (Part 2) Juice & Glen Shoot the Shit
Okay, so way back in Season 1 Episode 16 of this podcast, I did an episode called Stanky Patrons and Other Dusty Turds. In that, I introduced the concept of the woefully stinky patrons we often had to deal with at my "liberry" and it’s the first appearance of their king, Mr. Stanky. And because…
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TFT"LC" SPECIAL: B-Sides & Rarities (Part 1)
Over the two years that I've been adapting entries from the Tales from the "Liberry" blog, there have been occasions when I've recorded entries for an episode and then removed them during editing. Sometimes this was for purposes of keeping an episode below a certain length; sometimes because...
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EPISODE 051 (251): The Graduate and Other Penultimate Tales Told Out of Order
For the penultimate episode of this podcast, I chose to tell some stories `bout my goodly wife. Unfortunately, because I recorded this particular episode, like, a month and a half ago, I've been doing callbacks to the references in it not realizing I hadn't made them yet. Among these references...
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EPISODE 51 (151): Dumbass Things I've Done Lately Week (BONUS REPOST)
(A BONUS REPOST IN HONOR OF A DUMBASS THING I'VE DONE THIS WEEK.) I've often maintained that if a person is going to go around pointing fingers at the foibles of others (or recording podcasts adapting blog entries about the foibles of others), it's only fair for that person to occasionally point…
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EPISODE 050 (250): Moving Days Part 2
And now, continuing my tale of finding myself in the untenable (yet fun) position of being an unreliable narrator of my own blog, today's podcast presents the second part of the Moving Days episode. In it we are given our final appearance of the Patron Who Must Not Be Named, as well as the...
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EPISODE 23 (123): The Amazing Mr. Kreskin (BONUS REPOST)
(BONUS REPOST IN HONOR OF MR. KRESKIN'S APPEARANCE ON THIS WEEK'S PODCAST) One of the most astounding figures I encountered during my time at the "liberry" was our board president, Mr. Kreskin (not his real name). He was a very nice and capable human being, tirelessly juggling multiple…
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EPISODE 050 (250): Moving Days Part 1
When writing the original Tales from the "Liberry" blog, I often wrote multi-part stories some of which would span a week at a time. In July of 2008, I began a 21 part epic story called Moving Days that not only chronicled the journey my wife and I made in moving from Tri-Metro to a new home in...
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EPISODE 015 (215): BookSaling Away (BONUS REPOST)
(BONUS REPOST IN HONOR OF MR. SMILEY'S APPEARANCE THIS WEEK) Booksales. They're a necessary evil when it comes to "liberries." Where else are we going to get rid of the piles upon donated piles of Chicken Soup for the Dickweed's Soul, or any given Mitch Albom book? But they're a colossal pain in...
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Tales from the "LiberryCAST" SPECIAL: The BIZGIRL Interview
This is a special episode that doesn't directly adapt any of the entries from my original Tales from the "Liberry" blog, but which does feature an interview with a fellow former library blogger who was an influence on my blog. Natalie Biz was the author of Bizgirl, a library blog in which we got…
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EPISODE 049 (249): Busted!
There are lots of blogs out there, and some of the bloggers who blog upon them blog about their workplace, coworkers and sundry crazy people they encounter on a daily basis. One does not have to look very far before discovering stories of bloggers who were busted (outed) as a workplace blogger…
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EPISODE 21 (121): The Doc Ock Fetishist Society (BONUS REPOST)
(A BONUS REPOSTED SHOW IN HONOR OF THIS WEEK'S EPISODE "BUSTED!") An odd tale of an odd bird encountered in the wild, AWAY from the "liberry" proper. Doc Ock Fetishist Woman was never a patron, but she was about as nutty as any of our patrons ever got. Not a bad human being in the slightest, just...
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EPISODE 7 (107): The Patron Who Must Not Be Named (BONUS REPOST)
(BONUS REPOST IN HONOR OF CHESTER'S PENULTIMATE APPEARANCE ON THE PODCAST THIS WEEK) Pedophiles: Public enemy #1. You've tried smelly sprays and perverticides, but pedophiles can smell too. They avoid sprayed areas and keep coming back for more. What you need is CHESTERKILL... ...Oh, I can't do…
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EPISODE 048 (248): Dawn of the Book Hoarding Bizatch!
I personally had many enemies (rogue patrons) during the writing of the original Tales from the "Liberry" blog. However, the collective library staff and at least one of the members of its board of directors had an arch nemesis for the better part of a year--a "book hoarding bizatch" I called…
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EPISODE 047 (247): "Paging Mr. Williams" and Other Random Tales
An assemblage of seemingly random tales (no, I didn't roll actual dice to choose them this time), of fun, frustrating, exuberant, and occasionally mystifying experiences I had from across the spectrum of my "liberry" career. Guest stars include, Cap'n Crossdresser, Barbara Turdmurkle (though you...
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EPISODE 12 (112): Conspiracy Theory and Other Abused Substances
Among existing "liberry" patron archetypes, Conspiracy Guy and Stoner Lad are probably two of the more universal ones. Every library has them, sometimes in multiples. We did as well, but there were two specific people that embodied these roles for me. Alas, by the time I began to write my blog,...
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EPISODE 046 (246): DirecTV Sucks Ass
Those of you who have ever had service through DirecTV probably already know this, but it has been my experience that it sucks ass. A lot of ass. Copious amounts of ass. And not in a good way. I don't want to say that as a media distribution corporation they're a bunch of dirty liars willing to...
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EPISODE 045 (245): Cross Words
One of the patrons who I assumed would remain my arch-enemy for the life of the blog was Grumpiest Old Man in All the World, Mr. B-Natural. This turned out not to be the case, as by the time I ended the blog in 2008, Mr. B-Natural had stopped actively trying to piss us off and we had developed...
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EPISODE 044 (244): One Day in Tibet
I'm no stranger to anniversaries. They happen every year. I've tried to keep secrets about my wife's birthday that have left me stranded and screaming in the middle of an interstate on more than one occasion after she pulls those secrets out of the air, seemingly by means that might even be…
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EPISODE 48 (148): The Anniversary Flight Blues (REPOST)
IN HONOR OF MY IMPENDING WEDDING ANNIVERSARY, AND THE WEDDING ANNIVERSARY PODCAST THAT SHALL ACCOMPANY IT, HERE IS A BONUS REPOSTING OF LAST YEAR'S WEDDING ANNIVERSARY-THEMED PODCAST. Wedding anniversaries: for me they happen every year and this year my 12th anniversary just happens to fall on…
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EPISODE 043 (243): Fun Lovin' Malibu Juice
I'm no stranger to car troubles. I've owned cars that have left me stranded and screaming in the middle of an interstate on more than one occasion. Eventually, I learned that a little bit of preventative maintenance went a long way in terms of keeping me unstranded. Unfortunately, getting my...
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EPISODE 042 (242): The DAVEinci Code
There are many books that are problematic for libraries. However, beyond the contractor's manuals, the three major tomes that created the most headaches for us were "The Da Vinci Code," "A Child Called It," and "The Five People You Meet in My Ass." These were wildly popular books that were...
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EPISODE 041 (241): The Triumvirate of Skeez
Looking at the subjects studied in this week's podcast, I note that they are three separate men who skeezed out or were otherwise nasty to our staff during three separate decades, the 80s, 90s and 00s. Then, all three returned in the oughts to skeez out a new generation of library assistant, i.e....
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EPISODE 040 (240): Dangerous Habits
One of the most colorful of our area eccentrics was a lady that we and the rest of the town knew as The Purple Nun. She was a lady who was always garbed in a purple nun's habit and carried the lifestyle to new and astounding levels. Hers was a strange and interesting life, which we only learned…
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Tales from the "LiberryCAST" CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: "A Christmas Carol Satan"
Tales from the "LiberryCAST" Theatre is proud to present, the Tales from the "LiberryCAST" Christmas Special: "A Christmas Carol Satan." Hark back to a time and possible alternate reality where Mrs. Carol Satan remained the Nastiest Patron Ever and we the "liberry" staff became bloodthirsty...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
A podcast chronicle of one man's quest to remain sane while working in a small town "liberry" with patrons who had apparently missed the Twin Peaks casting call. Adapted from the blog Tales from the "Liberry."
HOSTED BY
Juice S. Aaron
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