BEST OF WEEK DAY 7: EPISODE 40 (140): Mr. B-Natural

(Welcome to Best Of Week. As Tales from the "LiberryCAST" rockets toward its final episode, this is my chance to have a look back at some of my favorite episodes from this podcast adaptation of favorite blog entries from Tales from the "Liberry.") There are rogue patrons and there are Rogue Patrons and Mr. B-Natural, Grumpiest Old Man in All the World, was usually somewhere in between.  Not an evil human being by any stretch, but a tremendously cranky man, except when in the presence of his beloved pooch, Bubba.  Our main beef with him is that Mr. B-Natural was a guy who definitely took pleasure in annoying the bejeezus out of the library staff by blatantly breaking as many rules as he could get away with just to piss us off.  To hear him tell it, a library needs patrons who break the rules, otherwise we would have no reason to have rules at all.  (Which, I think, was exactly the motivation of Professor Zoom, the arch-nemesis of The Flash.)  So he continually signed his name upside down on our computer sign in sheet and tried to sneak his coffee back to the computers for his daily crossword.  These are but a few of his stories.