Betas can Find Love too – Heartiste

My suggestions for how losers in love can turn their fortunes around without lowering their standards: 1. Travel to an economically depressed second tier country like Russia or its East European neighbors where the culture is not too different and the women are known hot commodities. Downside: avoid getting conned. 2. Not keen on the hassle of traveling and importing a first rate piece of ass?  Try scooping up the ones who shell out their own travel expenses and come here to the U.S. Downside: must get to these girls BEFORE she realizes that American women are shrieking ball-busting self-absorbed harpies with serious BMI issues pedestalized by beta men. 3. Move to the Heartland. Money will go farther, style will be intriguing, marginally witty jokes will get more mileage.  Downsides: obesity epidemic, resentful local boys prone to violence, bastard children, smell of manure. 4. Lie. Downside: forget about long term relationships. 5. Hit on damaged goods. Downsides: STD's, kids, short shelf lives. 6. Castration. Nothing removes neediness like zero sex drive. Downside: zero sex drive.