Better Than Takeout Mongolian Beef

(Glossy, garlicky, sweet‑savory, and proudly white‑stuff‑free) Welcome back to “I Hate White Stuff,” the only cooking podcast where mayonnaise, sour cream, ranch, and every other pale, gloopy ingredient get kicked out of the kitchen like they tried to sneak into your stir‑fry wearing a fake mustache. Today’s recipe is a takeout classic turned home‑kitchen legend: Better Than Takeout Mongolian Beef — a dish so glossy and dramatic it should come with its own spotlight.