Big Brother is Watching Your Assets! 🚁 High-Tech Bowel Surveillance in Wisconsin | TITR 1048

"Think of it as a tactical investigation... for your tailbone." Welcome to This is True Really News EP 1048, the podcast where the headlines are 100% real and the common sense is 100% optional. Today, Scott Combs and Tony Vercanez dive into the world of Oklahoma's new anti-furry legislation, where the penalty for "purporting to be an imaginary species" at school might just involve a trip to Animal Control.We also head to Stoughton, Wisconsin, for a masterclass in high-tech surveillance. Forget organ transplants and Amazon packages—drones are finally being used for their true purpose: catching 4K high-definition footage of a serial park pooper.On today’s menu of madness:Oklahoma HB 3084: Leave the cat ears at home, kids. The state is ready to call the pound on your "furry offspring."The Stoughton Poopstigator: How a 46-year-old woman’s daily ritual turned into a tactical drone mission. Big Brother isn't just watching—he's establishment a "dumping timeline."Exercise Obtundity: Why York, England is putting up signs that basically tell the public to be "dull and unaware." (Finally, a government program Tony can get behind!)Newton, Iowa’s Ego Trip: A mayor decides that criticizing city council is "defamatory" and hands out handcuffs like party favors.Qualified Immunity vs. The Constitution: A federal judge reminds local officials that "because I said so" doesn't actually trump the First Amendment.Subscribe for your weekly dose of reality that sounds like a fever dream!#ThisIsTrue #SatireNews #OklahomaFurries #WisconsinPooper #FreeSpeech #FunnyPodcast #Obtundity #BigBrother