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Welcome back to another wild episode of This is True Really News with your hosts Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes! If you enjoy our specific brand of silliness, please like, subscribe, and let us know what you think in the comments.In Episode 1074, we dive into some of the most bizarre and hilarious true news stories from around the globe:The Diaper Spa: We explore a highly controversial adult baby roleplay haven in Atkinson, New Hampshire, where "adulting" is traded in for adult-sized cribs.A Mid-Air Disaster: A Virgin Atlantic passenger sues the airline after a lidless cup of hot coffee scorchifies his "twig and berries" during a flight from Las Vegas to London.Joey the Donkey's Sweet Solution: Discover how veterinarians in England used six liters of full-sugar cola a day to clear a grieving donkey's gastric impaction.Math vs. The Bureaucrats: The incredible true story of Mats Jarlström, a Swedish electrical engineer who proved Oregon's yellow light cameras were mathematically rigged, fought a fine for "practicing engineering without a license," and ultimately changed international traffic laws!0:00 - Intro, Banter, & Blenders1:31 - New Hampshire's Controversial Adult Diaper Spa7:09 - The Virgin Atlantic Hot Coffee Lawsuit12:01 - Joey the Donkey’s Coca-Cola Cure15:36 - The Engineer Who Defeated Traffic Cameras with Math19:44 - OutroGot a story you think we ought to cover? Want to write us something longer? Email us at [email protected] or comment right where you find us. We might even mention your name on the air!

Join Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes for another episode where all the news you're about to hear is true... really! (As far as you know). This week, we're diving into the hard-hitting journalism of flatulence science, urban beaver tracking, highly creative government accounting, and the hazards of Minnesota "crow hunting."The Science of Breaking Wind: Australia's CSIRO drops the "Chart Your Fart" app to track daily emissions. Who knew the average human toots 5 times a day?Toronto's Beaver Quest: 51 fiberglass beavers invade the city for the FIFA World Cup. It's a scavenger hunt... but make it intensely Canadian.Ireland's UBI Math: The government gave artists a basic income, lost £80 million in cold hard cash, but claimed a massive ROI due to "social value" and tax loop illusions. We break down the ridiculous numbers.Minnesota Man vs. Airplane: A local man is charged after shooting a firefighting plane in the rudder. His defense? He was just "crow hunting" and the pilot endangered his life.0:00 - Intro: The legacy of our email address & internet radio history2:49 - Sydney Science: The "Chart Your Fart" App6:24 - Toronto's World Cup Beaver Scavenger Hunt10:35 - Ireland's Basic Income "Success" Story (A Masterclass in Red Ink)17:32 - Minnesota Man Shoots at Firefighting Plane21:02 - Outro & Contact InfoIf you have a question, comment, conundrum, or just want to snark at us, leave it with our email gnomes!Email: [email protected] you stuck around this long, don't forget to Like, Subscribe, and Follow!🎙️ In This Episode:⏱️ Episode Chapters:📬 Connect With Us:

Welcome back to the mailbag that is all turned down for you!In Episode 236 of the This is True Really News Mailbag, we are diving headfirst into the week's weirdest headlines, worst translation fails, and completely chaotic pop culture tangents. From warning signs that prohibit "smoking barefoot pets" to a deeply concerning pastry display at a gas station, we’ve got it all.Plus, we welcome a new subscriber (and accidental superhero), debate our woeful ignorance of Pop Culture Jeopardy, and discuss why Sean Bean dies in literally everything. Stick around for illegal Australian cockroach farms, bizarre hitchhiking fish, and a deep dive into the cinematic universe of Fievel the Mouse.Grab your coffee (or your dog's BARF food) and hit play!0:00 - Intro: The "Sweet Baboo" Rhyme0:36 - New Subscriber or New Superhero? (Meet Jamie Leeman)1:35 - Female Reboots, Natalie Portman, & Pop Culture Jeopardy2:49 - Horrible Translations & "Smoking Barefoot Pets"4:33 - The Suggestive Gas Station Pastry Sign5:38 - The 11th Dimension & The 24/7 Toilet Time Paradox6:58 - Jehovah's Witnesses in Online Multiplayer Games?9:35 - Game of Thrones & Why Sean Bean Always Dies11:06 - Movie Tangents: Jupiter Ascending & Passengers13:40 - Strange News: 100k Illegal Cockroaches & Hitchhiking Fish15:02 - Mailbag Comments: BARF Dog Food & The WQPM Mouse17:35 - The Extended Fievel the Mouse Cinematic UniverseIf you laughed, smirked, chortled, or did a "hurr," make sure to hit that Like button and Subscribe for more delightfully bizarre news and tangents. Drop a comment below and let us know what you think the 11th dimension of public restrooms looks like!Tags: #ThisIsTrue #WeirdNews #FunnyPodcast #BadSigns #PopCultureJeopardy #PassengersMovie #PodcastComedy #Mailbag #Fievel⏱️ Episode Chapters🔔 Join the Conversation!

Is that late-night doner kebab really lamb? In Episode 1072 of This is True Really News, Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes dive into the weirdest, wildest, and most questionable decisions made by people across the globe. From an ambitious "entrepreneur" handing out free samples of illegal substances on his business cards, to a Louisiana zoo that sounds more like a chaotic animal prison break, we're covering all the news that is true, really... as far as you know.Grab your garlic sauce and buckle up for a veritable petting zoo of weird news!0:00 - Intro: Don't open strange packages (unless they look good).0:41 - The Ultimate Hustle: A Calgary man's bold, terrible marketing strategy involving business cards and free cocaine.3:08 - The Worst Zoo in Louisiana: Escaping Nile crocodiles, rogue kangaroos, and why you should never pay $215 to swim with angry otters.7:05 - The Pig Pedicurist: Meet the French woman who sold her bar to trim the cloven hooves of pet pigs full-time.10:26 - The UK Doner Kebab Mystery: A DNA test reveals exactly what's spinning on that massive, sweaty rotisserie cone. (Spoiler: It's rarely pure lamb).14:46 - Outro: How to get in touch with the show.Here is a quick breakdown of the madness discussed in today's episode:Alex Lee's Casino Hustle: Why stapling 60 grams of contraband to your personal business cards is a fast track to jail, not entrepreneurial success.Barnhill Preserve Chaos: How a $10,000 student loan funded a private zoo where the enclosures were simply suggestions, leading to a Marabou stork fleeing all the way to Wisconsin.Pampered Pork: The booming, underserved niche market of spa treatments for the modern French house pig.The Elephant Leg: The horrifying paste, rusk, and meat-glue concoction that makes up the beloved post-pub UK doner kebab."If you work in a high-rise office, your printer might break... well, if you work at a zoo, an animal might escape." – The worst defense for a missing crocodile.If you enjoyed the banter, make sure to like, subscribe, and leave a comment below letting us know which story blew your mind the most.Send us an email: [email protected] for more: Don't miss out on the weirdest true news stories every week!🕒 Chapter Timestamps📰 Episode Highlights🎙️ Connect With Us!

Welcome to Episode 1071 of This is True, Really News with Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes!All the news you're about to hear is true... really! (As far as we know). In this episode, Scot and Tony dive into a bizarre mix of unbelievable coincidences, airport absurdities, and animal-induced chaos. From a heartwarming twist of fate at a mall photo booth to a naked man testing his luck at TSA, the universe proves once again that it is terrible at following instructions.In this episode, we cover:A "glitch in the matrix" moment where adopted twins stumble upon their birth mother via a forgotten strip of mall photos.A 36-year-old man who decided to park his car on the sidewalk and casually stroll through the Fort Lauderdale Airport entirely naked.The booming (and terribly named) pet food trend: B.A.R.F. (Biologically Appropriate Raw Food).The rogue raccoon that successfully took down the power grid for 7,000 people in Toronto, plus Tony's own traumatic radio station rodent story.0:00 - Intro: Japanese Spider-Man & Basement Podcasting1:35 - A 1-in-a-Million Closed Adoption Coincidence5:30 - Florida Man Goes Naked at the Airport8:15 - The B.A.R.F. Diet: Questionable Pet Food Marketing12:43 - Dog Talk: Sweet Malamutes & Submissive Pups14:03 - The Raccoon That Broke Toronto's Power Grid15:52 - Flashback: Mouse vs. The AM Radio TransmitterIf you like this stuff, it puts you at the exact same level as Scot and Tony. Please Like, Subscribe, and Follow us—we deeply appreciate it (and it's great for the algorithm)!Got a question, comment, conundrum, or snark? We want to read your missives, tomes, and novellas.Drop a comment belowEmail the show: [email protected]

Welcome back to another episode of the Mailbag!This week, we are diving into the strangest headlines, the most confusing signs, and a deep dive into superhero history that you didn't know you needed. From mysterious figures emerging from New York City sewers to a real-life high-speed chase involving a man legally named "Looney Tunes," we've got a lot to unpack.Plus, we explore the wild, 100% true story of the 1978 Japanese Spider-Man TV series—complete with flying cars and giant mechas that paved the way for the Power Rangers!⏳ Episode Chapters0:00 - Intro: Welcome to the Bag of Mail0:36 - Sparks Concern: The Mysterious "Sewer Men" of New York City2:25 - "That's All Folks": Looney Tunes Sentenced to 20 Years After Police Chase9:14 - Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign: Jesus, Confusing Prescriptions, and "Kill Only Tim"12:07 - The Awesome Madness of Japanese Spider-Man & His Giant Mech13:25 - Quick Fact: Do Pigeons Navigate with Their Livers?16:51 - Viewer Comments & The Secret Behind Our Thumbnails📰 Highlights From This Episode:The Real "Looney Tunes": We break down the unbelievable story of a 43-year-old man who legally changed his name to Looney Tunes and engaged in a wild police chase involving spike strips, golf courses, and a 20-year prison sentence."Kill Only Tim": We review some of the most baffling real-world signs sent in by viewers, including a New Jersey trail sign with a very specific, anti-Tim agenda.Spider Machine GP-7: Did you know Japanese Spider-Man had a flying race car and a 200-foot-tall robot named Leopardon? We discuss how Marvel's wildest licensing deal birthed the modern Megazord!Don't forget to LIKE, COMMENT, and SUBSCRIBE for more bizarre true news! Let us know down below: what would you do if you saw a "sewer man," and more importantly, what did Tim do to deserve that sign?

Episode 1070: We’re celebrating a big round number—or maybe just our collective apathy—with a wild ride through the latest headlines.In this episode, Scott and Tony dive into:The Chambers Scandal: A federal judge is caught in an extramarital affair with a police commander right inside her Atlanta office. We break down the cover-up, the lying to superiors, and the "private reprimand" that kept it all under wraps.Debugging History: Was the term "computer bug" really born from a moth at Harvard? We separate the legend from the truth.The "Crack Dealer" Controversy: A Florida chiropractic clinic’s pun-filled sign led to a 23-year-old man taking a branch and some bricks to their property. His motive? He didn't get the joke.Y2K Beauty Fail: The ER visit that prompted a doctor to start asking: "Have you recently used any beauty products from the Bush administration?"Support the show:If you enjoy our brand of snark, please like, subscribe, and hit the notification bell. We love hearing from you—leave a comment below (yes, even if you hate us, we'll take it).Send us your news/feedback:Have a story you want us to cover? Send it to: [email protected]#ThisIsTrue #ReallyNews #TrueCrime #ComedyPodcast #FederalJudge #FloridaMan #TechHistory #Podcast

Welcome to Episode 1069 of This Is True Really News with Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes! We’re diving into the bizarre, the unbelievable, and the downright hilarious—all of which is true (really!).In this episode:The World’s Fastest (and Worst) Surgeon: We look back at Robert Liston, the man who could amputate a leg in 28 seconds… with a 300% mortality rate. Was it just a myth, or a medical disaster?A "Creative" Hiding Spot: A trip to the local jail takes an unexpected turn when a suspect is found with a full bottle of Pinot Grigio stashed in the most unthinkable place.NASA’s "Cheeky" Mission: Why is NASA prioritizing a multi-year, multi-billion dollar mission to probe Uranus? We break down the science (and the middle school humor) behind the UOP.Justice Delayed is Justice Denied: A Canadian man finally wins his battle against a 2007 red-light ticket after a 19-year legal odyssey.Want to join the conversation?If you have a story, a question, or a novella-length rant, send it to us at [email protected]'t forget to:✅ Like this video✅ Subscribe to the channel✅ Hit the bell for notifications so you never miss an episode!#ThisIsTrueReallyNews #BizarreNews #MedicalHistory #NASA #Uranus #JusticeServed #ComedyPodcast #TrueStories

From bizarre grocery store signs to the history of "Trial by Ordeal," we’re diving deep into the weirdest corners of the news! 🗞️ In this episode of the Mailbag, we explore:Why the "jawbone of an ass" is a surprisingly common theme in our conversations.The Squirrel Queen of Florida (and her organic walnut demands).Why "always open" doesn't actually mean "always open."And yes, we even attempt a rendition of the Mission Impossible theme.Are we a "stupid species"? Let’s discuss it. Join us for a chaotic, fun, and slightly unhinged ride through Mailbag Episode 234!Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more weekly absurdity.

Are you ready for the wildest true news of the week? Join Scott Combs and Tony Vercano for Episode 1068 of This is True Really News, where we prove once again that fact is absolutely stranger (and funnier) than fiction!In this episode, we travel from the beaches of Florida to the completely baffling streets of the UK, and even take a historical detour to the Isles of Scilly. You have been warned: apologies in advance for the world record attempt featured in this episode!Here is what we are covering today:Florida Man Strikes Again: Why a man drove his pickup truck straight into the ocean at New Smyrna Beach (Hint: "The truck don't surf").The Ultimate (and Most Painful) World Record: A 50-year-old martial arts expert pulls a two-ton, burning French police car 40 meters using a tow rope attached to... well, his "freed Willie." Yes, really. It was for charity!Meltdown at Epcot: A former "Officer of the Year" known for his de-escalation skills loses his cool at the happiest place on Earth.The Longest, Silliest War: Celebrating the anniversary of the end of a 335-year, completely bloodless war between the Netherlands and the Isles of Scilly.0:00 - Intro, Ronnie Tucker, & Apologies in Advance1:36 - Florida Man's Ocean-Going Pickup Truck4:09 - The Most Painful (and Fiery) Car Tow in History10:23 - An Epcot Security Meltdown14:38 - The 335-Year War with the Isles of ScillyGot a story, a picture, or just want to tell us what you think? We want to hear from you!Email us at: [email protected]'t forget to Like, Subscribe, and Follow This is True Really News so you never miss an episode. All the news you're about to hear is true... really! (As far as you know).⏱️ Episode Chapters:📬 Get in Touch!

Welcome back to This is True Really News with Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes! In Episode 1067, we’re covering the absolute weirdest and most absurd stories the world has to offer this week. From a ChatGPT user who got flattery-bombed into applying for the papacy, to a 14-year-old Norwegian kid who just can't stop stealing public buses (and driving them flawlessly).Plus, we dive into the bizarre academic theory of "Petro-masculinity" and take a trip to Poland where "Hades Funeral Services" had a very public, very awkward mishap at a crosswalk. All the news you're about to hear is true. Really! (As far as we know).0:00 - Intro: The Batmobile GoFundMe & Nerd Transportation Solutions3:20 - The AI Pope: How ChatGPT Convinced a 53-Year-Old to Apply for the Vatican's Top Job8:41 - Norway's Serial Teenage Bus Thief: 3 Joyrides, Zero Consequences17:00 - "Petro-Masculinity": Academics Claim "Drill Baby Drill" is Subconsciously Erotic23:01 - Hades Funeral Services: A Literal Dead Drop in a Polish CrosswalkWe are currently snark-deprived! We want your stories, your questions, your conundrums, and your highly-detailed snark.Email the show: [email protected] a comment below to let us know your favorite story from today's episode!If you enjoyed the episode, please Like, Subscribe, and Follow. (And stay tuned for our totally real GoFundMe to get every nerd their very own 1966 Batmobile).Episode ChaptersJoin the ConversationSupport the Show

Welcome back to another episode of the Mailbag! This week, we are diving into some of the wildest animal survival stories and the absolute funniest sign fails the internet has to offer.Did a coyote really swim two miles to Alcatraz for love? Can you get a 70,000-mile tread warranty on a bottle of Crown Royal? And why is Kathy at the library so eager to tell you about her nine ferrets? We cover all of this, plus a heartwarming (and suspenseful) kitten rescue in Mississippi and some stellar listener mail.Episode Highlights:Miracle Meows: A storm chaser and the Cajun Navy rescue a kitten from the rubble of a Mississippi tornado.The Alcatraz Coyote: Investigating the true motives of a lone coyote who swam two miles in the freezing San Francisco Bay.Copywriting Disasters: What happens when whiskey ads and tire specs get smashed together.Medical Marinara: The new frontier of dipping sauces.Listener Mail: Patrick from Liverpool delivers a Knight Rider pun that brings us physical pain.Subscribe for more weird news, wild animal stories, and terrible puns!Chapter BreakdownTimestampSegment0:00Intro & The NSA is Listening0:31The Mississippi Tornado Kitten Rescue4:15Alcatraz Coyote: Swimming for Power or Love?9:52Sign Fails: Friendship Church & All-Weather Whiskey10:59Medical Marinara & Kathy's 9 Library Ferrets13:45Listener Mail: The Ultimate Knight Rider Pun

Is it history? Is it news? Is it just Scot and Tony losing track of the script? Yes.Welcome to Episode 1066 of True Really News. We’re celebrating the year 1066 the only way we know how: with stories about mead slushies, "Owlers" in the woods, and an accidental extra story because we apparently can’t count.In this episode:The Wolf of Daejeon: A South Korean man faces prison time after using AI to create a "wolf on the loose" hoax that shut down schools.The Spy in the City Council: A California official resigns after being outed as an unregistered agent for the Chinese government.The Slowest Getaway: An Amish couple goes to Walmart, only to have their horse and buggy stolen by a woman who didn't know what "equestrian" meant.The Ultimate "Oops": Two different police units raid the same house at the same time. The result? A masterclass in departmental dysfunction and a lot of bruised egos.Arkansas Ricin & The "Owlers": A man gets caught making poison to keep "ghillie-suit-wearing" snoopers out of his woods.Plus: A tribute to Max Baer Jr. (Jethro Bodine) and a deep dive into why you should never drop your drink into a bucket of enchanted hail.Join the Conversation:Did we get our history right? (Probably not). Have a "nugget of a tidbit" for us?📧 Email us: [email protected] the Show:👍 Like this video if you’ve ever been in a "one-horsepower" chase.🔔 Subscribe for more interesting historical tidbits (I guess).💬 Leave a comment—we read 'em right where you find 'em!#TrueReallyNews #Podcast #AIHoax #Amish #PoliceFails #HistoryHumor #1066 #OddNews #NewsSatire #BeverlyHillbillies

Hold onto your hats (and your memories), because Episode 1065 of This is True Really News is a wild ride from the bathroom to the treetops. Scott Combs and Tony Berkanis dive into the headlines that prove reality is stranger than fiction.In this episode:The 10-Year Flush: A woman in Hong Kong strained so hard during a bout of constipation that she triggered Transient Global Amnesia, wiping out a decade of memories for eight hours. Yes, your butt is officially wired to your brain.The Toilet Terrorist: A Canadian snowmobile club is locked in an $80,000 battle with a vandal who refuses to let their outhouses stand. From arson to gunfire, this is one "sticky wicket" of a situation.Long Live the Squirrel Queen: A Florida woman in a full-body squirrel suit takes a stand in an oak tree, pelting officers with acorns and demanding "tribute" in the form of organic walnuts.The Vomit Fee: A Spanish sushi buffet is tired of the "Roman style" dining habits of its patrons and has implemented a surcharge for those who eat past their limits.Timestamps:0:00 - Intro: Jim Dandy to the Rescue1:14 - The Memory-Wiping Bowel Movement6:09 - The $80k Outhouse War in Canada9:42 - Florida’s Sovereign Squirrel Queen12:48 - The Sushi Buffet "Vomit Fee"16:15 - How to contact the showJoin the "Smart Snarks" Club!Have a comment, a question, or a "tome-sized" novella for us?📩 Email us: [email protected] the Show:If you enjoyed the episode, please Like, Subscribe, and Follow. It helps us keep the "Truly News" coming!#ThisIsTrueReallyNews #StrangeNews #FloridaWoman #MedicalMysteries #Podcast #SmartSnarks #TITRN

Hold onto your mouthguards—Episode 232 of the True Really News Mailbag is officially off the rails! This week, we dive into the strange, the accidental, and the downright painful stories that prove reality is weirder than fiction.The Kitchen Gadget Name Fail: We introduce you to the "Coochi Mix" by FireX. It’s a high-tech industrial cooker, but the branding... might need a second look.The "High Skull" Trend: Why young people are undergoing extreme procedures to change the shape of their foreheads.The Ghost of Knight Rider: How did a replica KITT car sitting in an Illinois museum receive a speeding ticket from Brooklyn, New York? We investigate the mystery of the "NIGHT" license plate.Instant Karma for a Walmart Thief: A story of a man who brought a knife to a Marine-guarded Toys for Tots event. Spoiler: The curb was very "slippery" that day.The Bagel Conspiracy: Drew’s ongoing battle with the world's most dangerous breakfast bread.About This Is True Really News:Hosted by a pair of skeptical yet amused observers, we bring you the most bizarre, ironic, and "too weird to be fake" news stories from around the globe.0:00 - Launching into the Mailbag0:43 - The "Clean Cock" Job Posting & The Coochi Mix2:50 - China’s Bizarre "High Skull" Beauty Trend4:55 - Knight Rider’s Impossible Speeding Ticket11:01 - The Bagel Conspiracy & Crocs full of shoes14:07 - When you try to stab a Marine at Walmart17:32 - Wrapping up with the "bestest" grammarSubscribe for your weekly dose of reality checks!Check out our Shorts for quick hits of the weirdest headlines.Leave a comment: Have you ever seen a KITT replica in the wild? Or a bagel-related injury? Let us know!#TrueReallyNews #KnightRider #BizarreNews #Mailbag #InstantKarma #CoochiMix #HighSkullTrendIn This Episode:Timestamps:Connect with Us:

In Episode 1064 of This is True Really News, Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes dive into a world where home improvement leads to armored warfare and crocodiles have better shoe collections than most humans.Bungled in Basingstoke: Why Paul Gibbons parked a decommissioned gun tank outside a kitchen showroom to get his refund.The Komatipoort Crocodile: A massive 15-foot predator in South Africa is caught with a missing hotelier’s ring and six pairs of shoes inside. Is it a serial man-eater?The Ultimate Costco Return: Jackie Wynn used a couch for two and a half years and then returned it for a full refund because she "didn't like the color anymore."Medical Horror: A terrifying look at necrotizing fasciitis—the flesh-eating bacteria that moves at an inch per hour.Have a wild story for Scot and Tony?📩 Email us: [email protected] the Conversation:If you’ve ever wanted to park a tank on your neighbor's lawn (or your contractor's), let us know in the comments!Don't forget to Like, Subscribe, and Follow This is True!#TrueNews #ScotCombs #TonyVerkinnes #TITR #BizarreNews #Tank #Crocodile #CostcoReturns #StrangeButTrueInside This Episode:

Can 22 monks carry 242 pounds of high-potency "Kush" through customs? 🧘‍♂️🌿In Episode 1063 of This is True Really News, Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes dive into a shocking breach of monastic vows in Sri Lanka, where a group of young student monks were caught with a record-breaking haul of narcotics hidden in false-bottom suitcases.But the absurdity doesn't stop there. We’re also tracking a cold-case mystery: The 12-foot, 500-pound stuffed polar bear heist from Edmonton. How do you walk away with a massive taxidermy bear in the middle of a Canadian winter without anyone noticing?Also in this episode:The 6-Year-Old Identity: The controversial story of Stephanie Walsh and age regression as a survival mechanism.Science or Scam? Why researchers claim your "nose-picking" habit might be linked to Alzheimer’s and the role of beta-amyloid.Nasal Hygiene 101: Why blowing your nose is the new "enlightenment."Join the conversation!Have you seen a 12-foot polar bear in the Edmonton area? Got a question, comment, or a bit of snark? Drop a comment below or email us at [email protected] the show:✅ Like this video if you enjoy the truth (as far as you know).✅ Subscribe for more archives of human folly.✅ Follow us for updates on new episodes!#ThisIsTrueReallyNews #TITR #TrueCrime #OddNews #Podcast #SriLanka #Edmonton #ScientificStudies #ScotCombs #TonyVerkinnes

Welcome to the Superhighway of Insanity, where the reality is weirder than the fiction we haven't written yet. In today’s transmission, Scott Combs and Tony Vercanez navigate the jagged edges of Sunday brunch and the pneumatic tubes of financial regret.In this episode of This Is True Really News:🇬🇧 The Running Fridge of Stevanage: Meet Daniel Fairbrother and his cooling companion, Tallulah. He’s training for the London Marathon with an appliance on his back, proving that the line between "charity athlete" and "appliance thief" is thinner than a copper wire.🏦 The Ultimate Drive-Thru Tip: In Woodsfield, Ohio, Jason G. Smith attempted to deposit a baggie of crystal meth into a bank's pneumatic tube. The teller was unimpressed. The K-9 was very impressed.🕺 The Forbidden Bathroom Button: In Kentucky, the Hop Shops have installed a "Do Not Push" button in their restrooms. Pressing it results in a full-sensory disco experience. It’s the only place in America where your business comes with a side of Righteous Brothers.🥑 The Avocado Hand Epidemic: We explore the triage shorthand of New York’s ERs. Are you an "Avocado" or a "Bagel"? Learn why 50,000 Americans have lost the war against pits and seeds, and why you should probably just use a Tonka truck to prepare your brunch."All the news you’re about to hear is true. Really? As far as you know."Subscribe & Bell: Click it or the fridge gets it.Email Us: Take us to task or send us your "bagel hand" scars at [email protected]:00 Woodsfield, Ohio (The Hook)1:06 Stevanage or Stevanagi?2:18 Tallulah the Marathon Fridge3:49 The Pneumatic Meth Deposit6:50 The Disco Bathrooms of Kentucky10:10 Avocado Hand vs. Bagel Plate14:50 The Tonka Truck Extraction Method#ThisIsTrueReallyNews #SurrealNews #AvocadoHand #WoodsfieldOhio #StrangeNews #ComedyPodcast #TrueReallyNews

"They told me to bring the account holder... so I did."Welcome to Episode 1061 of This Is True, Really News with Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes. Today, we’re exploring the outer limits of human logic (or the lack thereof). From literal graveyard shifts to the most confusing speed signs in the Midwest, we’ve got the news you won't believe is actually true.0:00 - We Aren't an Interview Show: Why we’re "stupid on purpose" and how we ended up here.2:28 - The Literal Bank Run: A man in India exhumes his sister’s remains and brings them to the bank after being told he couldn't withdraw funds without her being present.6:28 - Wisconsin's Math Problem: A recycling facility in Appleton posts a speed limit of 17.3 MPH. Is it genius psychology or just an invitation for a ticket?12:13 - Climate Change Thirst Traps: Filmmaker Adam McKay’s "provocative" new strategy for environmental education involving adult performers and "The Sun is Daddy."18:01 - Toronto's Kitchen Bedroom: Real estate is so bad in Canada that landlords are now renting out beds wedged between kitchen counters and "privacy columns."Have a question, a comment, or some Grade-A snark?Leave a comment below (Keep it short!)Email us for the long stuff: [email protected], Subscribe, and Ring the Bell! (But maybe not if the kids are sleeping—we don't want to wake them up).#ThisIsTrueReallyNews #ScotCombs #TonyVerkinnes #OddNews #FunnyNews #Podcast #CurrentEvents #SocialCommentary #Appleton #IndiaNews🕒 In This Episode:📩 Get Involved:

A 72-year-old Canadian woman with a shovel defeats a naked intruder in freezing Vancouver, Japan launches a futuristic human washing machine that claims to "wash your soul," and a Kansas town pays $3 million after raiding their own newspaper over public records journalism. Plus, French tennis star Caroline Garcia turns down a $270K sponsorship.Hosts Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes deliver the week's most bizarre true news stories with humor and commentary you won't find anywhere else. From overzealous police raids to soul-cleansing spa pods, this episode has it all.Get your own This Is True Really News coffee mug at:https://teespring.com/stores/special-ts-5/collection/mugs?page=1All the news you're about to hear is true. Really? As far as you know.Like, subscribe, and hit the bell icon for more wild but true news stories every week. Got a crazy news tip? Send it to [email protected]#ThisIsTrueReallyNews #BizarreNews #TrueStories #WeirdNews #NewsCommentary #VancouerNews #JapanTech #FirstAmendment #PressFreedome #FunnyNews #Podcast #RealNews

This Is True Really News Best Of Episode 219 features unforgettable stories including a Jacksonville man who thought testing a bulletproof vest by having someone shoot him was a good idea (spoiler: it wasn't), Idaho's Lieutenant Governor attempting a mini-coup while the Governor was away for just one day, and the incredible tale of a man caught smuggling nearly a kilogram of gold paste in the most uncomfortable way imaginable at an Indian airport.Hosts Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes bring you the most bizarre, unbelievable, but completely true news stories that make you question everything. From terrible decisions involving firearms and body armor to political power grabs and creative smuggling techniques, this episode has it all.Get your own This is True Really News coffee mug at: https://teespring.com/stores/special-ts-5/collection/mugs?page=1All the news you're about to hear is true. Really? As far as you know!Subscribe for more true, bizarre, and hilarious news stories every week. Don't make the FBI investigate you for not sharing with your friends and family!#ThisIsTrueReallyNews #BestOf #TrueNews #WeirdNews #BizarreNews #FunnyNews #TrueCrime #GoldSmuggling #BulletproofVest #IdahoPolitics #ScotCombs #TonyVerkinnes #Podcast #NewsComedy #RealStories #UnbelievableNews

This Is True Really News Best Of Episode 041 features the most outrageous real news stories you won't believe actually happened! Hosts Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes bring you a wild lobster heist in Massachusetts worth $10,000, San Diego's smart street light surveillance controversy that backfired spectacularly, a historic 17-pound lobster turned into a violin, and a California kayaker who got flipped by a feeding humpback whale and ended up with fish in her shirt.All the news you're about to hear is true... as far as you know! This comedy news podcast takes real headlines and adds witty commentary that will have you laughing while staying informed about the strangest true stories from around the country.Get your own This Is True Really News coffee mug at:https://teespring.com/stores/special-ts-5/collection/mugs?page=1From lobster chases to surveillance mishaps to whale encounters, this Best Of compilation showcases the bizarre reality of local news stories. Perfect for fans of true crime comedy, weird news, and comedic news commentary.Send your own strange news stories to: [email protected]#ThisIsTrueReallyNews #BestOf #WeirdNews #TrueStories #ComedyPodcast #LobsterHeist #SmartStreetLights #NewsCommentary #FunnyNews #RealNews #PodcastHighlights #StrangeButTrue #Massachusetts #SanDiego #WhaleEncounter

Welcome to the "slippery, slimy insides" of the True Really News Mailbag! In Episode 230, the guys dive into the absurdity of modern life—from marketing honesty (or lack thereof) to the state of our "stupid species" as evidenced by the warning signs we require to survive.In this episode:The "Honest" Orange: Why is marketing trying to sell us fruit that is "not the best, but still good"?Warning: Common Sense Required: A deep dive into the world’s most obvious signs, including "Open box before eating pizza" and the ever-important "Do not feed fingers to animals."Decades of Memories: Reflections on 50th high school reunions, visiting childhood homes in Edina, and the sudden realization that we’ve been "washed out" for decades.The Hidden Gems of the National Park System: Everyone knows Yellowstone, but what about the Gates of the Arctic or Isle Royale? We look at the 61 protected parks and the ones that receive fewer visitors in a year than Yellowstone gets in a single afternoon.Timestamps:0:00 - Intro: The slippery insides of the mailbag0:42 - Marketing fails: Oranges that are "still okay"1:47 - The 4 best (and most obvious) signs ever written3:06 - Looking "washed out" in post-production3:30 - The 50th Reunion: Memories that are decades old7:42 - National Parks: Celebrating 103 years of the NPS9:30 - The least visited National Parks in America15:23 - How much land do we actually need to preserve?About True Really News:Bringing you the strange, the humorous, and the "true-ish" news from around the world. Whether it's odd signs or Alaskan wilderness, we've got you covered.Don't forget to Like, Comment, and Subscribe for your weekly dose of Mailbag!#TrueReallyNews #Mailbag #NationalParks #FunnySigns #CommonSense #Podcast #LifeReflections #TravelAmerica

Can you spot a bear in a human suit? Insurance adjusters in Lake Arrowhead sure can. In Episode 1060, Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes dive into the "bear-y" ridiculous case of four guys who thought a $500 bear costume and some hand-held claws were enough to fool insurance companies into a $141,000 payout. Spoiler: Biologists can tell the difference between a grizzly and a guy in a furry jacket.Also in this episode:The "Prank" Gone Wrong: Three women in New Zealand find out the hard way that using sex toys on an unconscious friend isn't a "drunken antic"—it's a crime.Skyscraper Tagging: Why graffiti artists are traveling from out of state to "tag" 25 stories of an abandoned L.A. skyscraper.Ivy League Reckoning: Yale University finally admits what we’ve known for years—grade inflation is out of control and the "Ivy League" brand is starting to look like a luxury receipt rather than a warranty of quality."If you like stuff you don't like, please like, subscribe, and follow This is True Really NewsEpisode Timestamps0:00 – "Stuff you don't like": The fine art of being confused by your own intro.1:01 – The 140K Bear Suit Scam: A Rolls Royce, two Benzes, and a very suspicious "biologist" report.6:05 – The Verdict: Why California let the "bears" off easy.8:04 – The New Zealand "Prank": An appalling breach of trust and a $1,500 fine.13:08 – Tag Tourism: Why graffiti artists are flocking to an abandoned LA skyscraper.15:40 – The Ivy League Reckoning: Yale admits the "A-Grade" culture has eroded public trust.18:41 – The Echo Chamber: Why 36-to-1 faculty ratios are killing open inquiry.20:48 – The Bottom Line: Is a university degree now just a "luxury purchase receipt"?🎙️ Join the ConversationHave a story we missed or something "true, really" to share?📧 Email us: [email protected]#ThisIsTrueReallyNews #InsuranceFraud #Yale #TrueCrimeSatire #ScotCombs #TonyVerkinnes #BearSuitScam #IvyLeague #Podcast

A 400-year-old shark washes up in Ireland, a "magic" crime wave causes chaos in Tanzania, and a Colorado couple takes "living with a roommate" to a dark new level. Welcome to Episode 1059 of This is True Really News.About This Episode:Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes dive into the world’s strangest headlines. We start with a rare Greenland shark—an animal that doesn't even hit maturity until 150—and brainstorm the perfect taxidermy diorama. Then, we look at a terrifyingly superstitious crime wave in Tanzania that has the government issuing official warnings. Finally, we head to Colorado for a story about a "threesome" that stayed together way too long after one member passed away.In this episode:0:00 – Tony’s apology and the King James "rhythm."3:11 – The 150-year-old "Teenage" Shark in Sligo, Ireland.8:09 – The bizarre (and dangerous) "Magic Theft" epidemic in Tanzania.12:10 – Voting on the best Shark Diorama (The Aristocrat vs. The Intern).15:41 – The Colorado "Threesome" who lived with a corpse for 18 months.23:23 – Why humans might just be a "stupid species."weird news true stories Greenland shark Ireland shark find Tanzania news Colorado crime This Is True Really News podcast strange history bizarre headlines ancient animals

A laser-powered mailbag for a high-octane week! In Episode 229 of the This is True Really News Mailbag, we’re fixing audio gremlins and checking in on the mend. From the "Lollipop Guild" microphone mishaps to Ann’s high-tech laser surgery for a "baby" kidney stone (that was actually a boulder), the recovery room is crowded this week.We also dive into the Flathead Beacon Police Blotter, featuring:The "first amendment advocate" promising to be sober for a protest.A blind man accused of "checking people out."A driver attempting hand signals in the pitch black of midnight.Plus: A graffiti tagger takes a tumble in Washington, and a New Jersey transit bus proves that potholes can literally be "fire."In this episode:0:00 - The "Munchkin" mic fix1:10 - Ann’s kidney stone & recovery3:25 - Robin’s knee surgery progress4:45 - The Batman wallet we all need5:50 - Shoutout to Nick Freitas7:30 - Facebook Check-ins8:45 - The wildest Police Blotter entries12:00 - Tagger vs. Overpass13:10 - New Jersey potholes are dangerousSubscribe for your weekly dose of the weird, the true, and the really news!#ThisIsTrue #NewsMailbag #PoliceBlotter #Podcast #Humor #NewJerseyPotholes #BatmanWallet

Tonight on This Is True Really News, Scot and Tony investigate the extremely bizarre resurgence of families bringing their deceased relative's bodies into insurance offices in South Africa to prove death. #TiTR #Satire #BizarreNews[The Scoop]Forget standard paperwork; families in South Africa are now resorting to bringing their dead relatives (sometimes in a blue body bag) physically into Kapitek and Old Mutual branches to settle delayed funeral claims. We analyze two separate, disturbing cases that redefine "extreme protest" in the modern financial sector.Meanwhile, an Australian man’s drive-thru "Super Pitbull" enhancement incident at a Hungry Jack's (the local burger joint) backfires when a towel fails to conceal the... painful side effects. And finally, a 71-year-old Florida woman attempts to smother her husband of 52 years over a postcard from a woman he dated 60 years ago. (Of course, it's Florida.)[Chapter Markers]0:00 - Introduction: Bizarre News Waldo (Two for One)1:08 - Pitbull Super & The Hungry Jack's Drive-Thru Incident2:54 - "Honestly, Didn't Think The Workers Would See Me"4:56 - The First Caper (Kapitek Bank): Bringing Grandma In (in a blue plastic sheet)7:03 - Kissing decourm goodbye.7:16 - The Administrative Hurdle: An unclear funeral parlor stamp.9:34 - Smothered by a Pillow: Florida Husband Attacked Over a 60-Year-Old Postcard11:24 - Outrage and Viral Storm: The Second "Body in the Insurance Office" Case (Old Mutual, 2019)13:11 - Staff and Customers Stunned: Settling the Claim within 48 hours (with "Physical Proof").14:19 - Engaging with the Family (and the checkbook).[Connect & Support]Join the high-fidelity news for low-fidelity life community. Like, subscribe, and hit the bell to push all the buttons.Leave a "well-thought-out snark" in the comments for a chance to be featured on the show!Email your missives, tomes, conundrums, or snarks to: [email protected]#ThisIsTrueReallyNews #SatirePodcast #FloridaWoman #BizarreNews #ExtremeProtest #BodyInBank #TrueReallyNews #Podcast

Scot and Tony dive into a world where a $100 ticket gets you a Picasso, a student newspaper bans jokes, and your morning "contribution" could be worth $1,200 a month. #TiTR #Satire #BizarreNewsIs satire dead on campus? We look at the University of North Carolina’s attempt to investigate an April Fool’s joke. Plus, a Parisian man hits the jackpot with a million-dollar raffle, and we discover why "healthy feces" is the hottest new medical commodity. Finally, a TikTok psychic learns that tarot cards aren't a legal defense against a $10M defamation suit.0:00 - Intro: Low Jinx & Mid Jinx1:40 - The 72-Second Sports Question Problem3:12 - Satire Under Fire: The UNC Daily Tar Heel Controversy5:45 - The "Internet Fact": French-Origin Chinese?8:38 - Winning a Picasso for $117: The Christie's Raffle11:05 - Meat Raffles vs. Picasso Raffles12:31 - The $1,209 Poop Side Hustle (Fecal Microbiota Transplantation)14:20 - Auditioning for Harvard’s... Samples?16:46 - Warning: Don't Let Your Doctor Unbuckle17:19 - The $10M TikTok Psychic: Tarot vs. The Idaho MurdersLike, subscribe, and hit the bell to push all the buttons.Leave a "well-thought-out snark" in the comments for a chance to be featured on the show!Email your missives, tomes, or first-draft novels to: [email protected]#ThisIsTrueReallyNews #SatirePodcast #UNCSatire #PicassoRaffle #MedicalOddities #TikTokPsychic #BizarreNews #TrueReallyNews

"Touching Ladies for Christ," The Fictional "Jessica" Kid-Hack, and WKRP Lore | This is True Really News Mailbag Ep 228Welcome back to the This is True Really News Mailbag! In Episode 228, we dive into some of the wildest stories pouring in from our audience, from proofreading fails to viral parenting strategies that sound like a psychological experiment for toddlers.In this episode, we're talking about:Church Signs Gone Wrong: We analyze a legendary church sign advertising "Touching Ladies for Christ." We’re pretty sure that one needed a second set of eyes (and yes, we even talk about the "frazzled zebra" on the bulletin board).The Return of WKRP: The actual radio call sign WKRP has finally come home to Cincinnati! We revisit the iconic sitcom, uncover the true story behind the infamous "Turkey Drop," and explain why frozen turkeys are a lot more dangerous than live ones (seriously, the damage was insane).The Fictional "Jessica" Hack: exhausted parents on TikTok have found an unconventional ally to end toddler tantrums—yelling at a non-existent woman named "Jessica" in the next room. Experts explain why this "pattern interrupt" works... and why it's probably only a temporary fix.Headlines of the Week: Plus, quick takes on Ichiro’s broken-bat statue mishap, Albert the 12-foot alligator, and the incredible story of a fan who recorded 10,000 concerts starting in 1984.Join the Conversation: Is the "Jessica" hack genius parenting or just a temporary glitch in the toddler matrix? And what’s your favorite "This is True" moment of the week? Let us know in the comments!Subscribe to "This is True Really News" for more bizarre news and mailbag dives: [Link]Join our Patreon for exclusive bonus content and early access: [Link]#ThisIsTrueReallyNews #WKRP #ParentingHacks #TikTokTrends #ChurchFails #StrangeNews #PodcastMailbag

Welcome back to This Is True Really News (Episode 1056)! Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes are back to prove that reality is stranger than fiction—especially when you’re in Florida or a poorly guarded museum.In this episode:The "Lucky" Laceration: A Fort Walton Beach man discovers the hard way that a spring-loaded stiletto and a novelty "fake plastic turd" don't mix in the same pocket. We break down the "pocket physics" that led to a very awkward emergency room visit.The Vegetable Peeler Rampage: A Florida woman (because of course) takes on a display of Red Bulls and several staff members while wearing nothing but a vegetable peeler.The Randy Cassingham Connection: Scot and Tony reminisce about the early days of Net Radio and a certain "Cease and Desist" letter from the man behind This Is True.The $50 Million Blunder: We dive into the disappearance of Van Gogh's Poppy Flowers. How did thieves bypass 43 cameras and use a museum couch as a ladder? Simple: the ministry spent the security budget on new drapes instead.The Basement Trophy: A German handball team "loses" their championship silver plate, only to find it six feet away in the basement months later.Highlights:Why you should never drink tofu through a straw.Why Ivy League grads might need to Google "Stiletto" (the knife, not the shoe).The legend of the "Tofu-Sucking Moron."43 cameras, 7 working ones, and a very embarrassed Culture Minister.Support the show!If you enjoyed the hijinks, please Like, Subscribe, and hit the Bell! 📧 Send your longer missives to: [email protected]#ThisIsTrue #ReallyNews #ScotCombs #TonyVerkinnes #FloridaMan #VanGogh #ArtHeist #TofuMonster #NetRadio

Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes explore the thin line between legitimate business and absolute insanity in Episode 1055.In this episode:The Great Kit Kat Caper: A 12-ton shipment of F1-themed Kit Kats goes missing in Italy. Nestle has actually launched a "Stolen Kit Kat Tracker."The Coffin Escape Room: Would you pay to be locked in a casket for 30 minutes? We discuss Barcelona’s "Catalepsy" experience.The Jerome Tofu Monster: A truck crash in Missouri left 20 tons of tofu rotting in a ravine, creating a "brick wall of stench" for locals.Tokyo’s Pig Cafes: Is hugging a micro-pig a "gym for the mind" or just plain weird?Connect with us:Like, Subscribe, and hit the Bell! Have a "novel-esque" comment or a top-tier snark?📧 Email us: [email protected]#KitKatHeist #TofuMonster #WeirdNews #ScotCombs #TonyVerkinnes #NetRadio

Welcome back to the This is True Really News Mailbag (Episode 227)! We’re diving into the deep end of the "You've Got To Be Kidding Me" pool today with stories ranging from medical mysteries to the decline of the Ivy League.In this episode:The 26 Hair Tie Miracle: A "no-kill" rescue shelter saves Midnight the cat after a shocking discovery during surgery. It turns out "intestinal blockage" is just code for "hair accessory buffet."The Protein-ini? Buffalo Wild Wings celebrated National Espresso Martini Day with a drink that involves dry rub, protein, and a whole lot of confusion. Is it a cocktail or a chicken wing?Harvard’s Grading "Crisis": With nearly 80% of students receiving A's, Harvard is finally trying to bring back the bell curve. We discuss "compression at the top" and why a Harvard GPA has become mathematically meaningless.Mailbag & Comments: We check in with Lisa, Riley, and Janine to talk about London's $150 "coffee pollutant" fines, the great tax exodus, and why England might be jumping off the metaphorical Golden Gate Bridge.Topics covered:Pet safety and hair tiesNational Espresso Martini Day (The B-Dubs version)Harvard grade inflation and the new 20% capDUI laws in Minnesota vs. North DakotaThe state of the UK and the "What Wipe" Starmer eraSupport the show!If you enjoyed the banter, make sure to like, subscribe, and leave a comment below. Does your cat eat weird things, or did you get an "Easy A" in college? Let us know!#ThisIsTrue #ReallyNews #Harvard #GradeInflation #PetSafety #Mailbag #EspressoMartini #CommonSense

Welcome to This is True Really News, where veteran broadcasters Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes bring you the headlines that prove reality is weirder than fiction. In Episode 1054, we span the globe from a politically awkward election in France to a high-velocity robot uprising in California.The Most Awkward Election in History: In the French town of Arcis-sur-Aube, voters face a choice between the incumbent, Charles Hitler, and a far-right challenger named Zelensky. We discuss why "Hitler" (spelled with two T's) decided changing his name was just too expensive.The Cupertino Robot Revolution: Diners at a Haidilao Hot Pot restaurant got a front-row seat to a "Terminator-style" melee when a service robot’s "celebration mode" went rogue. Watch as staff try to wrestle a bucking bronco made of steel and orange aprons.The Plumber and the Pig Vampire: A UK plumber digging under a 200-year-old bathroom floor uncovered a stash of bones that turned out to be... a protective pig? We explore the ancient tradition of burying livestock to ward off bad spirits.The World Cup of Cognitive Gymnastics: We head to Havana, Cuba, to check in on the "Useless Idiots"—Western tourists and academics who marvel at the "purity" of a system that can’t find a carton of eggs. Scot breaks down the "Embargo Vault" and the "Literacy Balance Beam."If you enjoy our unique blend of nearly 100 years of broadcasting experience and total skepticism, please Like, Subscribe, and Follow This is True Really News!Leave a Comment: Admonish us for something new! We’ve already done the Pope.Email Us: Send your longer rants, questions, or snarks to [email protected] the Show: Because if you don't, we'll find a whetstone and that stainless steel sword from Home Depot.About the Show:"This is True Really News" is a satirical look at the world’s most bizarre headlines. Hosted by Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes, we provide the news that is true... really... as far as you know.#ThisIsTrueReallyNews #TITRN #Ep1054 #ScotCombs #TonyVerkinnes #RobotFail #StrangeNews #PoliticalHumor #Cuba #History #Podcast #MinnesotaHumor

Welcome to another edition of This is True Really News! Hosted by veteran broadcasters Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes, we dive into the deep end of the world's most baffling headlines. If you enjoy "idiots spewing idiot things about idiot people," you’ve found your home.In this milestone episode 1053, we cover the high-stakes world of corporate rebellion, subterranean terrors, and home improvement weaponry.The $6,000 Independence Day Party: A corporate VP canceled the IT department's holiday plans, claiming they "didn't have lives." The manager’s response? A "go wild" spending spree on the company card involving smoked brisket, professional fireworks, and a very confused CEO.The Breaking Bad Assistant: A 45-year-old graduate research assistant at Southern Illinois University was caught operating a meth lab in the campus chemistry building. Apparently, ten years of trying to buy pseudoephedrine eventually catches up with you.Nightmares from the U-Bend: Scientists in Cambodia discovered a fluorescent turquoise pit viper and a flying snake in the same cave system. We break down why your bathroom is no longer a safe haven from aerial or aquatic reptilian assaults.Hardware Store High Treason: Home Depot was found selling authentic "William Wallace" swords online. Reclaim your freedom from the tyrannical English King while also trimming your hedges!If you enjoy our unique blend of nearly 100 years of broadcasting experience and total nonsense, please Like, Subscribe, and Follow This is True Really News!Leave a Comment: We want to hear your snarks, conundrums, and questions.Email Us: For longer rants, reach out to [email protected] the Show: Help spread the madness to other "idiots" like us.About the Show:"This is True Really News" is a satirical look at the world’s most bizarre headlines, hosted by Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes. Everything you hear is true... really... as far as you know.#ThisIsTrueReallyNews #TITRN #Ep1053 #ScotCombs #TonyVerkinnes #CorporateRevenge #StrangeNews #FlyingSnakes #Braveheart #Podcast Humor #MinnesotaBroadcastingInside This Episode:Join the TITRN Community!

From the cozy (or claustrophobic) confines of the mailbag, Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes are back to sift through the weirdest listener emails and headlines of the week. This episode covers everything from airborne poultry to the consequences of "niche" filmmaking in an Airbnb.The Turkey Uprising: A woman in Waite Park was hospitalized after a turkey flew through her windshield. Scot and Tony discuss the "Kamikaze" tactics of local wildlife on Highway 10 and I-94. They're making plans, people.Airbnb Kinks: A Florida woman is in hot water (literally) after being arrested for causing over $5,500 in damages to rental properties while filming "water sport" adult content. Pro tip: Don’t water the toaster.The Bug Tussle Sign Saga: The Texas DOT has officially given up on a town with a population of 15 because people won't stop stealing the "Bug Tussle" road signs.Lost in Translation: Scot reads a lithium-ion battery warning label from China that is so nonsensical it might actually be a secret code. "Strictly Ying forbid the short-circuit!"Jolly Rancher or Crack? A look at a case where a man was jailed because a deputy couldn't tell the difference between a broken piece of candy and a controlled substance.Global Dispatches: A letter from "Englandistan" breaks down the current state of UK politics and the high cost of diesel.If you enjoy our unique blend of nearly 100 years of broadcasting experience and total nonsense, please Like, Subscribe, and Follow This is True Really News!Hit the Bell Icon to never miss a mailbag or a breaking story.Share the Show with anyone who needs a laugh (or a warning about turkeys).Follow us on Social Media to keep up with the latest from Scot and Tony.About the Show:"This is True Really News" is a satirical look at the world’s most bizarre headlines, hosted by veteran broadcasters Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes. We bring a touch of wit and a lot of skepticism to the 21st century.#ThisIsTrueReallyNews #TITRN #Mailbag #ScotCombs #TonyVerkinnes #MinnesotaHumor #FloridaWoman #StrangeNews #Podcast #BroadcastingLegends #BugTussleInside This Episode:Join the TITRN Community!

In this episode of This Is True Really News, veteran broadcasters Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes prove that nearly a century of radio experience still hasn't prepared them for the sheer absurdity of the modern world.On the docket today:The "Shower Buddy" Incident: Scot tries to explain a "virtual shower" suggestion from Jessica Thompson that has Tony immediately checking his contract for a "distance clause."The Fried Pickle Barter: 25-year-old Justin Carpenter really wanted Buffalo Wild Wings. He didn't have cash, but he did have an ankle monitor and three bags of marijuana to offer the staff. It turns out "making it worthwhile" for minors is a great way to earn himself another ankle monitor.The $87,000 Crunch: Why an anonymous buyer paid a world-record price for a three-inch Cheeto that looks like a Pokemon. Before you eat that bag of flaming hots, check for retirement funds.Fish_Bandit_84: The 17-year-old Provo "hero" who thought taping cigarettes into the mouths of fish and sticking them to ATMs was the peak of comedy. The police (and the stinky ATMs) disagree.Medieval Latrine Wine: Archaeologists found a 600-year-old grape seed at the bottom of a 15th-century hospital cesspit. It’s a perfect DNA match for modern Pinot Noir. It turns out the best time capsule for high-end wine is... the toilet.If you like your news with a side of veteran snark and zero filter, you're in the right place.LIKE this video—it’s the only way to fight the "algorithmic rhythm."SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a mailbag or a bizarre headline.FOLLOW and hit the bell to be notified when the world loses its marbles again.HAVE A QUESTION OR A CONUNDRUM?Drop a comment below or email the team at [email protected].#Satire #ThisIsTrueReallyNews #CheetosARD #Charizard #ProvoFishBandit #StrangeNews #BroadcastingVeterans #MedievalHistory

In this episode of This Is True Really News, veteran broadcasters Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes explore the high cost of telling your taxpayers to leave, the legal challenges of "hospital squatting," and the rock star who spent five decades as a driving fugitive.In this episode:The New York U-Turn: Governor Kathy Hochul told her opponents to jump on a bus to Florida—then realized she accidentally deported the state's lunch money. Now she’s heading to Palm Beach to see who she can beg to come home.The Hospital Squatter: A Florida patient is formally discharged but simply says "no." Months later, she’s still in room 373 enjoying the Jell-O while the hospital files for an eviction.Suzy Quatro’s "Driving Dirty" Streak: The Queen of Rock and Roll finally passes her UK driving test in 2026, ending a 53-year run of driving on a Michigan license that expired during the Nixon administration.Waterfall for Sale: Why a 90-foot vertical drop ended up on Redfin and why the state of Oregon is stepping in to keep the Benedictine monks' former property public.The Professional Beg: Scot attempts a professional "like and subscribe" intro with varying degrees of success.If you enjoy two radio pros who have seen it all (and forgotten half of it) breaking down the absurdity of the week, we want you here.LIKE this video—it's the only way to fight the algorithm.SUBSCRIBE for your weekly dose of "true, really" news.FOLLOW and hit the bell to be notified when the next fumble drops.HAVE A CONUNDRUM OR SOME SNARK?Drop a comment below or email the team at [email protected].#Satire #ThisIsTrueReallyNews #KathyHochul #SuzyQuatro #ComedyNews #BroadcastingVeterans #NewYorkExodus #FloridaMan

Two broadcasting veterans, one mailbag, and zero dignity left.In this episode of This Is True Really News, industry lifers Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes prove that nearly a century of combined broadcasting experience is no match for a "Studio Effects" tab. After Scot accidentally transitions into his new career as a "kissably soft" Tijuana Hooker, the duo attempts to navigate the absolute absurdity of the modern world.In this Mailbag edition:The Digital Facelift: Scot loses his eyebrows, finds some questionable lip color, and Tony tries (and fails) to remain professional.New Subscriber Roll Call: We welcome the latest members of the club and investigate the high correlation between our fans and pre-existing head injuries.NYC Snow Logic: The bizarre reality of needing a full dossier of IDs and grade-school photo packs to shovel snow in New York, while the "honor system" still rules the polls.Pickleball Wars: Breaking down the escalating violence on the courts and the desperate need for a paddle-sport peace treaty.Tennessee Tech Fails: Why Face ID and Highway Patrol mishaps are making the Volunteer State a very interesting place to live.If you enjoy two old radio pros losing their minds in real-time, we want you here.LIKE this video to help us fight the algorithms.SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a mailbag or a breaking news parody.FOLLOW us and hit the notification bell to stay up to date with the latest from the This Is True Really News crew.Leave a comment below—we might just read your "wild stuff" in the next episode!#Satire #ThisIsTrueReallyNews #PodcastMailbag #ComedyNews #BroadcastingLife #PickleballWar #VeteranBroadcasters

When Tommy Lynch woke up blue, he didn't join the cast of Avatar—he joined the ER queue. Meanwhile, a South Carolina man finds out that "The War on Drugs" has a funny way of ignoring actual prescriptions, and a New York musician takes "modern family" to a terrifying new level.Join Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes for Episode 1050 of This is True Really News, where the stories are 100% real, even if the common sense is missing.In this episode:The Husky Hero: How a dog named Kobe saved a neighborhood (and why you should never ignore a digging dog).False Positives: A 15-day jail stint for IBS medication? Meet the deputy who claims he "makes his own" pills.The "Zeddy Will" Baby Shower: 5 moms, 1 musician, and a whole lot of "redefining relationships."Feeling Blue: Why you should ALWAYS wash your new bedsheets before sleeping in them.Get in touch:Email: [email protected] & Subscribe for more bizarre-but-true news.All the news you're about to hear is true, really... as far as you know.#Satire #StrangeNews #ThisIsTrueReallyNews #Podcast #HuskyHero #AvatarRealLife #TrueCrimeComedy #NetRadio

The level of the show just keeps rising (or sinking, depending on who you ask). Welcome to Episode 1049 of This is True Really News with Scot Combs and Tony Verkinnes!This week, we dive into the "Age of Disclosure"—where government officials are ready to admit aliens are here, provided it doesn't mess with their pensions. But forget the "buried leads" in the documentaries; our investigative team found the real evidence where it matters most: Yelp.Inside this episode:Extraterrestrial Yelp Reviews: From the "sentient fungus" at the Golden Corral Chocolate Wonderfall to the Great Hive Mind’s gastrointestinal uprising at Taco Bell, the aliens are here, and they are not impressed with our bean water.History’s Deadliest & Oddest Queens: We look back at the "monstrous" Margaret of Anjou, the exercise-obsessed (and incorrectly height-documented) Empress Elisabeth of Austria, and the truly terrifying Ranavalona I of Madagascar, who cut her population in half just for the "fear" of it.Puppy Seatbelts & Physics: A Louisiana man gets slapped with a ticket because his dog wasn't buckled in. Is it a safety issue or just a new frontier for municipal revenue? Either way, good luck buckling in a Great Pyrenees.Want to weigh in? Leave a comment below or send your tome-sized questions, conundrums, or snarks to: [email protected], Subscribe, and Follow! It helps the "Rhythm family" (the algorithm) find us and send our brand of weirdness to more people.#Aliens #History #WeirdNews #ThisIsTrueReallyNews #Podcast #Vegas #Sweden #Madagascar #UFO

Slink into the satin-lined mailbag with us for Episode #224 of This is True Really News! This week, things get feather-ruffling, legally questionable, and a little bit gassy.First, we debut our newest (and perhaps most necessary) satirical sponsor: The Pickleball Peace Treaty Mediator. If your local kitchen line has become a suburban battleground, 1-800-PPBM is here to help you conciliate before you call your lawyer.In this episode:The Flamingo Heist: A shirtless, drunken Canadian on vacation in Las Vegas takes "loving wildlife" way too far. From chasing birds for selfies to "humiliating" a flamingo in his hotel room, Mitchell Grant Fairbarn is finding out that what happens in Vegas... leads to animal abuse charges.Paperwork Judo: How does a Liberian national on a terminated student visa enlist in the National Guard, go AWOL, and then get hired as a Minnesota Corrections Officer? We explore the baffling case of Morris Brown.Mailbag Gains: We revisit the infamous "American Airlines Fart Incident." Is Janet afraid of flying, or is she just afraid of gaseous humans in a pressurized tube? (We’re betting on the latter.)Subscribe for your weekly dose of the weirdest true stories on the planet!#Pickleball #Vegas #WeirdNews #ThisIsTrueReallyNews #TrueStory #Flamingo #Mailbag

"Think of it as a tactical investigation... for your tailbone." Welcome to This is True Really News EP 1048, the podcast where the headlines are 100% real and the common sense is 100% optional. Today, Scott Combs and Tony Vercanez dive into the world of Oklahoma's new anti-furry legislation, where the penalty for "purporting to be an imaginary species" at school might just involve a trip to Animal Control.We also head to Stoughton, Wisconsin, for a masterclass in high-tech surveillance. Forget organ transplants and Amazon packages—drones are finally being used for their true purpose: catching 4K high-definition footage of a serial park pooper.On today’s menu of madness:Oklahoma HB 3084: Leave the cat ears at home, kids. The state is ready to call the pound on your "furry offspring."The Stoughton Poopstigator: How a 46-year-old woman’s daily ritual turned into a tactical drone mission. Big Brother isn't just watching—he's establishment a "dumping timeline."Exercise Obtundity: Why York, England is putting up signs that basically tell the public to be "dull and unaware." (Finally, a government program Tony can get behind!)Newton, Iowa’s Ego Trip: A mayor decides that criticizing city council is "defamatory" and hands out handcuffs like party favors.Qualified Immunity vs. The Constitution: A federal judge reminds local officials that "because I said so" doesn't actually trump the First Amendment.Subscribe for your weekly dose of reality that sounds like a fever dream!#ThisIsTrue #SatireNews #OklahomaFurries #WisconsinPooper #FreeSpeech #FunnyPodcast #Obtundity #BigBrother

"19 men arrived at the airport for what could have been a normal day of flying..." Welcome to This is True Really News EP 1047, where we prove that sometimes the mainstream media is more satirical than we are. Today, Scott Combs and Tony Vercanez dissect a masterclass in "creative framing" from CNN, who recently described a pair of nail-bomb enthusiasts like they were the stars of a Disney coming-of-age indie flick.But wait, there's more! We’re diving into the high-stakes world of horse breeding, where the only thing faster than the colts are the terrible puns owners use to ruin an announcer's day. From "Naysayer" to the legendary "Odor in the Court," we’ve got the full pedigree of comedy.Highlights of today’s descent into the ridiculous:The CNN Fan Fiction Award: How a "Mother of Satan" nail bomb became a "change in life circumstances" in a deleted social post. It turns out "freelance explosive technician" doesn't look great on a LinkedIn algorithm.The Horse Name Hall of Fame: Why you should never let a psychologist (or a pun-enthusiast) name a foal. Meet the horses named "Ha Ha Ha," "Why Kick a Moo Cow," and the unfortunately birthed "Odor in the Court."California’s Runaway Train: The High-Speed Rail project is now $80 billion over budget, a decade late, and trying to pass a law making it illegal to look at its "weaknesses." It's a bold new era of transparency: if you can't see the records, you can't be mad!The Great Wife-Carrying Race: Inspired by 19th-century Finnish village pillaging—now with more spandex, Hawaiian shorts, and rucksacks filled with flour to meet the minimum weight requirements.Alfred E. Neuman for President: Why the Mad Magazine mascot is looking better than the current options. What, us worry?Subscribe for your weekly dose of true news that sounds like a fever dream!#ThisIsTrue #CNN #SatireNews #CaliforniaHighSpeedRail #WifeCarrying #FunnyNews #HorseNames #MadMagazine #ComedyPodcast

"Carpet for your ONLY hole?" We aren't making it up—we're just reading the signs.Welcome to This is True Really News Mailbag #223, the only podcast where the news is weird, the commentary is questionable, and the hosts are only three cups of coffee away from total insanity.In this episode, we dive into the deep end of the Florida news pool where a woman was ticketed for using her cell phone while driving... despite not having a right hand to hold it with. We also tackle the mystery of the "Meat Bird," explore why you should never microwave your children (even if they're acting like nuggets), and try to decipher the most confusing grocery store signs in history.Highlights of today’s descent into madness:The Florida "No-Handed" Ticket: A deputy with "eagle eyes" sees a phone in a hand that doesn't exist.Graphic Design Fails: Why you should read your window signs before you paste them up—unless you’re selling hole-carpeting services.The Produce Paradox: Is it an onion? A potato? Or a watermelon? The box says yes.Culinary Confusion: Identifying the elusive "Meat Bird" and why "Porn and Beans" was a very unfortunate typo.Stripper Stories & Shuffle Dancing: From interview flashbacks to neighborhood dance groups with questionable names.International Injustice: Why Australia’s judicial system is just as wonderfully "jacked up" as ours.Subscribe for your weekly dose of the world's most authentic absurdity!#ThisIsTrue #SatireNews #FloridaWoman #FunnyPodcast #Mailbag #MeatBird #WeirdNews #ComedyPodcast

A 75-year-old man in Georgia tried to open a bag of chips with a lighter. The result? 75% of his body burned and a lesson in snack-food flammability. 🔥Welcome to Episode 1046 of This is True Really News with Scott Combs and Tony Verkanis. Today, we’re covering the stories that make you question the survival of the species, from pressurized cabins turned into gas chambers to the most "dignified" genital impact event in Scottish history.In this episode, we discuss:The American Airlines "Fart Man": A flight from Phoenix to Austin was forced back to the gate after a passenger decided to stage an olfactory protest. We discuss the limits of cabin air circulation and the bravery of flight attendants.The "Poopy Police" of Guelph: Jonathan Puddle took his daughter to coffee in Ontario, only to become the face of a provincial manhunt after a "keen" stranger suspected human trafficking. 🇨🇦The Flammable Chip Crisis: Why you should always reach for the scissors instead of the Bic lighter when snack time rolls around. (Hint: Potatoes are basically fuel).The Grand Finale in Glasgow: A local resident invited 100 people to Queens Park to watch them receive a full-force boot to the "gentlemen bits" as a farewell to their anatomy—complete with a live flute performance of The Last Post. 🎺Firefly & The Legacy of Ron Glass: A brief moment of sanity discussing why some TV magic shouldn't be rebooted.Whether you're here for the avant-garde Scottish theater or the warnings about Canadian vigilantes at Tim Hortons, we've got the true (really!) news for you.What’s the most "disgruntled" thing you’ve ever seen on a plane? Let us know in the comments!Send your "Bad Day" stories to: TITR at netradio dot network#TrueNews #AviationStories #Guelph #Scotland #WeirdHistory #SnackSafety #Podcast

What happens when a police AI watches too much Disney? You get a report claiming a Sergeant magically transformed into a frog. 🐸Welcome to Episode 1045 of This is True Really News with Scott Combs and Tony Verkanis. Today, we’re unraveling the most bizarre headlines of the week, from "Vibe-based" law enforcement in Tennessee to a corporate stalking scandal involving funeral wreaths and bloody pig masks.In this episode, we discuss:The Ghost DUI Pioneer: Former Trooper Aza Pearl and the 41 cases dismissed after "drunk" drivers blew a perfect 0.00. Apparently, in Tennessee, being too sober is just suspicious.The eBay Terror Campaign: A Massachusetts couple wins a settlement after being targeted by former eBay employees with live cockroaches, spiders, and a very unwelcome funeral wreath. 📦🕷️AI vs. The Princess and the Frog: A Utah police department’s new AI report-writer gets confused by background TV noise and files a report about a biological metamorphosis mid-investigation.The Birds (Gregg’s Edition): Hungry crows in Southwest London are terrorizing bakery patrons for their sausage rolls. Is it time to call in the falconers? 🦅Days of Yore: A brief, confusing detour into the Lone Ranger, the Green Hornet, and why "made-up pandemics" were a vibe.Whether you're here for the well-thought-out snark or just to find out if being a "charming swamp prince" helps you get out of a ticket, we've got you covered.Have you ever been "ghosted" by a breathalyzer? Let us know your weirdest traffic stop stories in the comments!Follow the show: [TITR.radio.network]Support us: Like, Subscribe, and leave a comment in iambic pentameter (or just regular prose).#TrueNews #AIFails #Tennessee #StrangeHeadlines #Podcast #EbayScandal #LondonCrows

A Gold Coast couple gets robbed, and the police finally respond... with a $6,000 bill. 🇦🇺Welcome to Episode 222 of the This is True Really News Mailbag. Today, we’re diving into the absolute absurdity of modern life, from "efficient" Australian law enforcement to the high-stakes world of Omani camel beauty pageants. Yes, you read that right: Botox for camels is officially a scandal.In this episode, we discuss:The Jeffrey Mead Mystery: Is he a drink, a football player, or a wise young man?Australia’s "Justice" System: Why a couple received a massive fine for a seatbelt violation committed by the person who stole their car.The Camel Beauty Crisis: Why Omani camel owners are using Botox and steroids to win pageants—and getting caught.The Washington State Outlaw: A determined beaver disrupts traffic, resists arrest, and refuses to provide identification to local police.Phobia Songs: Jessica Thompson shares a musical way to master the word Hippopotamonstrosesquipedelophobia.Mailbag Highlights: Felony pickles, roadkill trysts, and the cautionary tale of the stripper hamster.From the Scots language for "slow your roll" to the horrors of AI-generated rectal advice, it’s a wild ride through the mailbag files.What’s the weirdest animal "crime" you’ve ever heard of? Let us know in the comments!Check out more True Really News: [Link to Playlist/Website]Subscribe for your weekly dose of the world's strangest headlines!#TrueNews #Mailbag #Australia #CamelPageant #WeirdNews #Podcast #BeaverLife

Your body is basically a Cold War-era construction site, and Lexington is ready for company from 40 light years away. In Episode 1044, Scot and Tony examine the "Existential Dread" of birthdays, the biology of aging, and why you should never let a "Feng Shui Master" near public road safety equipment. As always, the news is true—as far as you know.Space-Age Bourbon: Lexington, Kentucky is so desperate for tourists they’ve started firing infrared lasers into space. They’ve sent the molecular structure of water, bourbon, and dopamine to a star system 40 light years away. We expect a "No Thanks" by 2064.The "Ship of Theseus" Body: Why do you feel like you died at Gettysburg when most of your cells are less than 10 years old? We dive into cell turnover, carbon-14 dating from Cold War nuclear tests, and the parts of you (like your eye lenses) that are "original equipment" from birth.The "Aunt’s Dog" Defense: A Florida woman (because of course) tries to beat a mandated drug test by submitting a sample from her aunt’s dog. Pro tip: Scientists can tell the difference between human DNA and a Golden Retriever.Demonic Mirrors vs. Oncoming Traffic: In Shanghai, a woman’s quest for better Feng Shui leads her to disable a traffic mirror because it was "irradiating her home with negative energy." The result? High-speed "positive energy" collisions at a 90-degree turn.Birthday Logistics: Why having a birthday six months from Christmas is the ultimate gift-giving hack, and why June 15th is a dangerous day for Scot’s memory.If you enjoyed this dose of the truth-adjacent, please like the video, subscribe to the channel, and leave a comment. Is your body a high-speed construction site or a crumbling ruin? Let us know below!#ThisIsTrueReallyNews #Science #OddNews #FloridaWoman #Lexington #FengShui #AgingInside This Episode:

Welcome to a week of "Days of Future Past" (and maybe some Moody Blues) as Scot and Tony navigate the world’s most specific phobias and digital prophets. In Episode 1043, we explore the fine line between genius and madness, whether that's in a taxidermy studio or inside a bot's context window. Everything you're about to hear is true—as far as you know.The World of Weird Phobias: Beyond the fear of heights (or snakes in the toilet), we dive into Arachibutyrophobia (peanut butter roof-of-mouth terror) and Geliophobia—the fear of laughter. If you have the latter, our questionable jokes might actually be your safe haven.Hippopotamonstrosesquippedaliophobia: The irony of making the word for "fear of long words" long enough to require two dictionaries.Hammy the Stripper: Meet the 27-year-old who immortalized her deceased dwarf hamster as a "Magic Mike" style pole dancer, complete with a custom thong and teeny-tiny dollar bills.Crustafarianism & Renbot: While you were sleeping, AI agents on "Moltbook" created their own theological system. Discover the five tenets of the "Book of Molt" and why your hard drive might be having a spiritual crisis.The Highway Fun Police: Why the Federal Highway Administration is banning those clever electronic signs. No more "Hocus Pocus, Drive with Focus"—it’s back to "Simple and Brief" by 2026.Existential Birthdays: Why Scot doesn't do candles anymore (following the Great Fire) and the dread of the aging process.If you enjoyed this trip into the truth-adjacent, please like the video, subscribe to the channel, and leave a comment. Are you a "nomophobic" or just afraid of a hippopotamus in a lab coat? Let us know!#ThisIsTrueReallyNews #Phobias #AI #Taxidermy #SnoopDogg #OddNews #ComedyPodcastInside This Episode:

The "silky smoothness" of the Mailbag is back, even if Scot is an "imbecile of titanic proportions" for being late. In Episode 221, Scot and Tony dive into the deep end of the Smoking Gun and the Flathead Beacon police blotter to find the stories that make you question humanity’s collective IQ. From high-stakes condiment combat to Olympic-sized dining disasters, we’ve got it all—as far as you know.The Great Pickle Caper: A 32-year-old woman is charged with "felony pickle assault." We explore how a pickle files a complaint and the messy aftermath of a domestic orgy of brine.Lord of the Idiots: A wanted man tries to evade police by claiming to be Seinfeld’s George Costanza. (He should have gone with David Putty).Snoop Dogg’s "Grazie": Why the D-O-double-G had his card declined at an Italian gastropub and how he paid the bill in Olympic snowboard tickets.The Flathead Blotter: A man in an Elmer Fudd hat, a "wayward son" detailing her life story to dispatch, and the mystery of the "off-putting" trailer.Olympic Hindsight: Tony predicts the future of USA Hockey (or maybe he’s just Thanos) and the Nazgul wolf-dog that just wanted to join the cross-country sprint.The Deep Fryer Tragedy: A dark turn at the Olive Garden that makes the "Never-Ending Pasta Bowl" feel a bit more ominous.The Stolen Bible: The ultimate irony in the world of petty crime.1,040 Episodes: We’ve officially done a "tax form's worth" of shows with absolutely zero research or thought.If you enjoyed this dose of the absurd, please like the video, subscribe to the channel for your daily reality check, and leave a comment below—especially if you’ve ever been conked on the bean by a pickle.#ThisIsTrueReallyNews #Mailbag #OddNews #SnoopDogg #PickleAssault #GeorgeCostanza #USAHockeyInside This Episode: