Billionaire Reveals He’s Been Living In Fridge For Past Decade

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://thecrookedwheel.com/2022/09/05/billionaire-reveals-hes-been-living-in-fridge-for-past-decade/ OMAHA, NE—In a shocking revelation that has rocked the business world, billionaire investor and philanthropist Warren Buffett revealed Monday that he has been living in a refrigerator for the past decade. “I’ve been in this thing for years now, and it’s pretty comfortable, honestly. It’s got a little light inside, and I can hear the radio from my bed, which is over here on this shelf. I’ve got a little TV over here, too—I can watch it from the couch or from the table,” said Buffett, who explained that he had no plans to leave his current living situation anytime soon. “I just like having everything close at hand. I have some food in there, too—I keep some peanut butter and jelly on the door—and I have a little sink with running water. Sometimes I get up in the middle of the night and make myself a bowl of cereal or something. It’s nice to be able to stretch my legs out when I want to walk around. And sometimes I just like to sit on top of the fridge and watch TV while I eat lunch. It’s really not so bad.” At press time, Berkshire Hathaway stockholders were reportedly furious after learning that Buffett had failed to inform them about his living arrangements during quarterly earnings calls for nearly 10 years.