BIP S10E1 + Love Island USA: The Worst Things About Every Reality Show

Well…despite having a lot to gain by influencing you to watch the season by saying the rebrand is amazing…you know we cannot tell a lie. We’re all about AUTHENTICITY, unlike all of these scripted comedy sketches these producers cooked up for every other scene?! The lighting gives Bourne Ultimatum, the sinister music gives Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, the “challenges” give storebrand Are You The One, and the heavily manicured flat declarations say new-age Love Is Blind. We can’t help but discuss Love Island in scattered tangents, Nicolandria’s rebirth, Huda’s final (?) crash-out, and our nephew Marcel. Support the show