Blizzarding Idiots

Yup, it snowed this week. And as expected, everyone from the district manager to the customers lost their damn minds. And who better to dissect their idiocy than TRB! Featuring the classic snowstorm phone calls ("Are you open?", "Are you coming in?"), the moron who wants an employee to come shovel their driveway, DMs who say "the roads aren't THAT bad", a few Fuck You Notes, and unispiring inspirational quotes, this weeks episode has it all! So grab a cold beer (or enjoy your leftover bread and milk), kick back and relax, as The Ranty Bastard discusses and destroys this week in retail hell! Check out our sponsor, dickatyourdoor.com! Chocolate dicks have been flying across the country as people send the love/hate to that "special" person in their lives. And when you use promo code "couch" at checkout, you'll get the handwritten note upgrade for free! So express yourself with the gift of dick, and hopefully you're around when they literally "eat a dick". Drop a 5-star iTunes review for The Retail Rant, as well as the rest of the #couchpartycrew. And download that Couch Party app for your Android device to get nine of the best independent podcasts out there. It's FREE and totally AWESOME!