Blow up the Raptors, Kristaps, and Wilt

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is here to bring the noise. What kind of noise you ask? The sort that will see your frown, slap it silly, and turn it into a smiley face. Yup... the Relatively Speaking Podcast is that good. This episode of the podcast -- per the usual -- is fire. The show begins with Joseph discussing his daughter consuming a holy figure in wafer form, but how he avoids drinking that holy figure's blood just in case it is bitter. You know, normal and sane stuff. After that, it is an acknowledgement of the greatness that is both LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers. Did you know Bron Bron scored at least 35 points in each of the games against Toronto? Speaking of the Raptors, Jared and Joseph discuss what the franchise do with the roster this offseason. With a few key players having their contracts run up, and with the idea of Toronto's ceiling having already been hit, it will be an interesting few months for the folk up North. Kristaps Porzingis sent a tweet, claimed he was hacked, and handled it all in a way that is very Porzing-y of him. Jared and Joseph have ideas of what really transpired over the weekend. The show ends with Absurd Questions. Jared wants to know about meeting famous people (yes, Joseph brings up Marty Jannetty), while Joseph gives Jared a question in which he somehow wins the segment. Yes... Jared won a segment that is not designed to be played as a game. It was, honestly, amazing.