Blowjobs & Birdwatching (SEASON 3 FINALE)

Well, babes… surprise! Due to life being a chaotic slut, this is accidentally the Season 3 finale. Not planned, not mentioned, not even thought through — which feels quite on brand, really. But don’t worry, we go out in classic WWDD style: absolute chaos, deep philosophical musings (like how many blowjobs you'd need to give before you die), tales of flea-infested flats, 90s TV nostalgia, and heartfelt gushing over lamb roasts and Victoria sponges.Davina’s still scratching, Dominic’s still drinking, and Denise? She’s probably sucking off someone called Barry behind a bins at B&Q.We also shout out our marathon-running legend Claire, and we’ve done the maths (badly) to make sure this episode keeps her going across the finish line. We’re proud of you, babes — keep running and ignore the smell of McDonald’s.We’ll be back soon(ish). Probably. Maybe. No promises. Fuck it. Season 4 coming when it comes, alright?Follow us on the gram @whatwoulddenise