What Would Denise Do?

Welcome to What Would Denise Do — aka two gays, six seasons' worth of absolute chaos packed into one hour, and the executive decision to rebrand the entire podcast around "Gay Linda" and a severe vocabulary deficit.One of us is so smashed by 9:00 PM that a French man named Clementine caused an immediate ADHD spiral, the other is coping with a hangover so violent that looking at a laptop screen is considered a workplace hazard, and Shakira is somewhere out there doing her Waka Waka again like nobody told her the World Cup is in America...The shit show includes:Screaming "Salutations you motherfuckers!" at a table that is moving entirely too closeRealizing that if you reduce Kerry Katona's Karaoke down to its initials, you're in a bit of a public relations crisisWatching Jane McDonald sing Cake by the Ocean at Mighty Hoopla while entering total homosexual nirvanaThinking your electrician is arriving on a Monday morning only to realize your flat is spotless for absolutely no reasonReforming 90s pop bands based entirely on their historical levels of festival homophobiaMistaking a digital handbag for a "digital ham and egg" because we are both starving and slightly orangeA deep, existential panic about dying at age 72, which is practically next TuesdayCurrent status: Highly uneducated, aggressively Northern, spiritually sponsored by "Gay Linda" and a 2-pint glass of gin and tonic.

Right, gather round babes because I need to talk to you about the most chaotic, unhinged, ICONIC podcast on the internet and I will not be taking questions.We've got Gay Linda — yes, GAY LINDA, because somebody named her wrong and she has FORGIVEN but she has NOT forgotten — and her co-host Devina. Or Devine. Whatever darling, they're still working it out mid-episode.These two sit down every week and cover the things that MATTER. Would you eat a perfectly formed takeaway dinner you found on the STREET? Is there active chlamydia on the tube escalator handles? What DO you do when you release the cannon from hell of a fart in a completely silent yoga class? These are the questions, babes. THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS.There's Sainsbury's fights. There's pizza thrown into a bush at midnight in Epping. There's birthday cakes being SPAT on and people still eating them. There's men coming out of gyms so beautiful that someone is genuinely considering joining a CHURCH.It goes everywhere, it resolves nothing, and somehow by the end you're booking a spontaneous train to Bournemouth at 11pm.Absolutely no notes. Total disaster. Cannot stop listening.This is What Would Denise Do — and the answer is always, always more chaotic than you expected.

Welcome to What Would Denise Do (or What Would Hyrox Do, depending on which knee is currently cracking) the podcast where absolutely nothing is planned, everything is chaotic, and two gays try to pretend they have their lives together for 45 minutes.One of us is living our best life (despite a very sick cat and some severe lack of bodily conditioning), the other is aggressively blocking people on TikTok and both of us are ready to look like Cynthia Erivo sprinting across a finish line in October.The shit show includes:Pride Month Pandering: Corporate America changing logos and a straight pub in Brighton cashing in with a literal Twister mat.The "Conditioning" Lie: Convinced that holding onto the towel rail just to sit on the loo is actually a high-level fitness peak.Denise's AI Wisdom: Ringing up our resident oracle to solve the mystery of chatterboxes at the spa and boundary-crossing psychics.The Bennett Family Tree: An unhinged ancestry deep dive featuring six singing sisters, 31 children, and an aunt who contracted mad cow disease.Hemorrhoids & Chitchat: Debating why a stranger's stressful medical history and dry anatomy is actually elite-tier spa entertainment.Cher's 80th: Mistaking the pop goddess's birthday for an excuse to sing "Wagon Wheel Watusi" and quoting Victoria Wood in a muddy ditch.Current status: Completely depleted, tracking Monsieur Babington the Third in the distance, and officially ready to go shirtless in October. Peace out!

This week on What Would Denise Do: two emotionally unstable gays spiral through marathon trauma, accidental Instagram stalking, pub toilet chaos, and the life-changing decision to sign up for a Tough Mudder while half-cut on prosecco.Gay Linda is out here running marathons fueled by spite and loudspeaker announcements, while Davina’s one accidental like away from entering witness protection. Add in rogue voice notes, pom-pom-wielding supporters, social anxiety, oversharing, and the kind of pub stories that should probably stay off the internet… and you’ve got absolute carnage.Expect:• accidental social media crimes• marathon delusion• public humiliation• chaotic fitness journeys• stories that get worse every five minutes• and at least one moment that could’ve ended in arrestIt’s messy. It’s loud. It’s deeply unnecessary.And honestly? Some of the best stories start with “this is a terrible idea.”If you’ve ever sent a cringe text, survived a night out, stalked an ex at 2am, or made life choices based purely on vibes — this episode is for you.Welcome to the Double D’s journey to filth x

Welcome to What Would Denise Do — aka two gays, a bag of pretzels for tea, and the executive decision to book an entire hat-trick of fitness nightmares—including a Tough Mudder in THREE WEEKS—despite collectively having the lung capacity of a Victorian ghost.One of us is already entirely plastered on pre-show gin, the other is trying to maintain a “butch” Morrison’s car park aura while acting like Alan Carr on crack, and somewhere out there, a client has stress-shaved exactly one eyebrow off.The shit show includes:Accidental marathons and screaming at a microphone like a football commentatorConvincing yourself you are the literal reincarnation of BeyoncéGetting life-altering career advice from a psychic who probably just noticed a PureGym uniformSwapping airline nuts for a severe case of domestic passive-aggressionDebating whether "FM" stands for a typo or an arrestable offenceAn unhinged obsession with Four in a Bed used as clinical anxiety medication“Double D’s: Journey to Gdansk” officially up for negotiationCurrent status: Drunk since 5:30 PM, accidentally, spiritually sponsored by Aperol Spritz, and ready to accidentally end up in a muddy ditch.

Welcome to What Would Denise Do — aka two gays, one cat chewing through microphone wires, and the sudden decision to sign up for a Tough Mudder in SIX WEEKS despite collectively going to the gym about four times this year.One of us is recording from what appears to be the 47th room of a haunted mansion, the other’s aggressively self-employed, and the cat has committed several acts of domestic terrorism before falling asleep like he pays rent.The shit show includes:• accidentally booking a 15K obstacle course while tipsy• discussing miniature giraffes for ass-scratching purposes• arguing with Google Gemini like it’s an ex-boyfriend• Hilary Duff somehow becoming responsible for all bad decisions• a stripper competition on a Wednesday• emotional breakdowns over Moira Rose• “Double D’s: Journey to Filth” officially underwayCurrent status:terrified, overcommitted, slightly drunk, spiritually sponsored by Prosecco and delusion.

Welcome to another chaotic installment of What Would Denise Do?, the only podcast where a 2-hour pre-show drinking session results in zero recording and a 100-pound entry fee for a fitness race in Poland.This week, Davina (the one who still looks 32, allegedly) and Gaylinda (the artist formerly known as Deyoncé/Tanya Baps/Dom) are falling to pieces—literally. Between Davina’s cracking knees and Gaylinda’s "international" flight to Gdansk (not Gabon, though we're still checking the equator), the vibes are high and the grip strength is questionable.Inside the shit show this week:The Gaylinda Debut: Why Gaylinda is the new Glinda, and why Jack the DJ is responsible for this rebranding.Marathon Madness: Davina is prepping for 26.2 miles of "Rainbow Miles" and teenage cancer fundraising, while Gaylinda is prepping for the pub at Mile 16.The Bus Chronicles: Why you should never leave your phone unlocked on a "peasant wagon" and which apps Gaylinda is raiding first (spoiler: it’s your Nando’s points).The Eiffel Tower: A geometry lesson involving steeples, people, and clasping hands that you definitely didn't learn in school.Whether you're carbing up on pretzels and corned beef or avoiding eye contact with the "fitness people" on Apple Fitness+, grab a gin and join the car crash.

This episode of What Would Denise Do? is what happens when you give two unfiltered besties a sofa, a mic, and absolutely no supervision — it’s loud, loose, and fully off the rails within minutes.Deyonce and Davina are a few drinks deep and operating on pure chaos: accents get roasted, family boundaries get questioned, sex chat pops up where it absolutely shouldn’t, and somehow food takes become aggressively unhinged. There is no topic control — just spiralling tangents, wild oversharing, and the kind of jokes that would get you side-eyed in public but feel perfectly normal here.You’ll get drunken holiday disasters, questionable decisions, “did-they-really-say-that” moments, and a running sense that this could collapse at any second… but never quite does. It’s messy, it’s inappropriate, it’s ridiculously funny — and somehow still weirdly relatable.Expect: chaos, cackling, and zero dignity left intact.Vibe: two gremlins with microphones, one brain cell between them, and absolutely no intention of behaving.

Buckle up, because the Season 6 premiere (or is it? David’s notes are a mess) is officially a car crash you won't be able to look away from. Dom and David are back, and they’ve traded their sanity for a kitten, a bottle of Prosecco, and a very questionable Scottish accent.From the grueling highs of Hyrox (where David was basically dying while Dom was hunting for "hot daddies") to the logistical nightmare of toilets located in a different postcode, the boys are dissecting it all. Stick around for a masterclass in technology as David accidentally buys the entire Samsung catalog because a hot salesman said "hello," while Dom tries to figure out if his kitten is too hot, too cold, or just judging his life choices.It’s chaos, it’s Beyonce-adjacent, it’s "puddings" and "bubbakins," and it’s probably being recorded in a bathroom. What would Denise do? She’d probably turn it off, but you definitely shouldn't.

Right, this episode is giving pure chaos, absolute ICONIC energy, and we're obsessed 💅So basically, Deyonce and Davina kick things off already in hysterics—like no structure, no plan, just vibes. They’re doing accents, creating drag names for literally everyone, and somehow still circling back to this mystery woman Denise… who the podcast is supposedly about, but no one actually knows what she’d do. It’s giving unhinged but fabulous.Then we’re off to Glasgow, babes—HYROX, holibobs, sausage sandwiches, a bit of fitness but also a LOT of chaos. Davina’s talking about this productivity thing where you sit on camera with strangers to get work done, and Deyonce is basically like “this is a cult, hun” 😭They’re bouncing from topic to topic—TV shows, celebs, nights out, random childhood stories—and then suddenly we’re emotionally invested in a bullied monkey called Punch?? Like I wasn’t ready but now we need justice for him.There’s booze chat, embarrassing moments, work horror stories—it’s all very “we’ve had a few drinks and now we’re oversharing,” and honestly, I live for it.By the end, they’re planning birthdays, Botox, drinks, the lot—completely off the rails but in the most entertaining way. It’s loud, it’s messy, it’s dramatic…

Season six is officially in full swing, and Davina is back to navigate the wreckage of our weekly choices.This week: David decides it's 17 degrees, declares "Summer is here," and heads to Morrisons in his shorts—only for Dom to remind him we're currently in 'False Spring' and to prepare for the second coming of the Beast from the East.We take a deep dive (literally) into the history of Hollow Ponds in Leytonstone. Apparently, the council had to cut back the bushes because people were seeing things they shouldn't, leading us into a very necessary debate about cruising grounds, "bombing" in the bushes, and whether anyone actually has a good chat-up line anymore.Speaking of lines, we settle the score on whether the word "homosexual" was actually added to the Bible in 1946 (spoiler: it was a 16:9 aspect ratio mistake), Dom recounts a uniform-clad emergency flight to Berlin for a date that was "not a very nice person," and we look back at the 2021 email where David was holding a bowl of fruit and laughing at a wall for social media.Plus: Why Dom is coming for your non-existent uterus if you haven't seen Wicked, the joys of active constructive responding (that’ll be £750, please), and why you should never, ever trust us with travel advice involving expired passports.

Right, huns — Season 6 has ARRIVED and honestly, it comes in hotter than walking into the klerb in a floor‑length sequin kaftan. CHAOS. FROM. THE. JUMP.We've been gone five minutes and suddenly it’s all “no sex”, “we’re ancient”, and “I’ve seen a ghost”. Babes, are you alright? Because this is giving full moon in Essex energy.It’s that exact moment when you’ve had one prosecco too many and you’re convinced you’re a philosopher. One second we're talking about a “girthy” microphone and the next reinventing the kitchen. Like, DARLING, who asked?We are 70 episodes in. Iconic behaviour. But obviously we spend more time cackling about episode 69 because we're children. Absolute children.We’ve got ghosts, we’ve got rogue pets, we’ve got Victoria Beckham popping up out of nowhere, and then suddenly we’re planning a whole fantasy wedding like it’s the Royal Variety Show.By the end? We're tipsy, gone off‑topic, and covered NOTHING… and it is absolutely sensational.Because do you know what, darlings?We LIVE for the chaos. 💋

HNYE! You join us on the precipice of 2026. Grab a drink (or 10), whip your sausage rolls out of the oven, finger your steak bake and your prawn ring and settle into the finale of SEASON FUNF. Thank you to everyone who has listened to us so far over the last 1 1/2 years. Here's to season 6 in 2026.Be sure to follow us on Instagram @whatwoulddeniseDavid, Dom & Denise.

IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY!!! In this gloriously chaotic Christmas episode, Deyonce and Davina go full festive feral. Expect boozy traditions, telly tantrums, floating hats, rogue lights, twerking grandmas, and constant reminders to check your turkey and roasties before it’s too late.There’s shouting, swearing, cracker warfare, strong opinions on Christmas films, and zero tolerance for Lynx Africa.Loud, camp, boozy, and bursting with festive chaos — this episode is Christmas Day in podcast form.Merry Christmas, babes… pass the John Smith’s. 🎅✨

Join us for the penultimate Christmas episode! We'll have a special ep launched live on Christmas Day (and NYE) but for now, sit back, pour yourself a large one and join us for another chaotic episode of What Would Denise Do?Don't forget to follow us and submit your answers to our topics on Instagram!

In this episode, Dom and Davina serve peak festive chaos. They navigate Eurovision parties, lay down the strictest Christmas movie rules (Frozen? Only Christmas Eve, darling), and unleash OCD confessions so precise they’re borderline criminal. Expect debates about pizza, crusts, and even the right number of toilet rolls — yes, really.They spill McDonald’s secrets, roast the worst Christmas presents known to humankind, and rank deodorants like true connoisseurs. There’s also plotting of undercover boss missions at Buckingham Palace and MI5 because why not, hun? It’s camp, chaotic, and completely unhinged — a cocktail of laughs, drama, and festive shenanigans. It's the podcast that feels like being trapped in a lift with two camp gremlins, three gin bottles, and a ghost child doing laps in the background that you didn’t know you needed.Strap in, grab your gin, and prepare for Christmas chaos the Denise way.

Another hilarious episode of What Would Denise Do. This week, Dom & Davina are in the depths of Surrey at Davina's apartment. Looking like they're lined up to be shot, with their Stanley cups full of gin. Join us for another drunken episode of craziness.

This episode is pure Denise energy, babes. Deyonce and Davina are straight-up spiralling — we’re talking full-blown diva meltdown, emotional, hysterical, iconic. One minute they’re belting Wicked like they’re on the West End, the next they’re nearly slicing their own faces off mid-shave because the vocals were too powerful.Mother Nature gets dragged for flicking the switch to autumn like a diva turning off the lights at Sugar Hut. . Someone nearly gets arrested for knock-door-run like they’re on TOWIE: Juvenile Delinquent Edition. Trousers are worn backwards, men are stripping in shops, and Deyonce once looked like a human tampon. It’s chaos. It’s camp. It’s culture.There’s drama about Halloween costumes that never saw the light of day (TRAGIC), high-stakes IMAX ticket warfare, Greek gods who are “fit enough to resurrect the dead”, and Hyrox training that both of them are absolutely convinced will kill them. Like, get the body bags, hun.We get witch trials, steak bakes, royal gossip and marathon miracles.It’s outrageous. It’s unhinged. It’s larger than life, like a fake tan explosion at midnight.It’s Deyonce. It’s Davina. It’s Denise’s spiritual children running wild with microphones.

Our Halloween special is here, and it’s absolute chaos. Dom relives the moment a furious ghost screamed “GET OUT!” in the Edinburgh vaults, while Davina casually drops the fact he's seen a full-bodied passenger sitting in the backseat of his car. The pair wander through haunted castles, rogue orbs, and the terror of clowns, child catchers and cursed gym equipment that definitely looks like BDSM décor.There’s costume drama (Formula One but make it Elphaba), disastrous trick-or-treat “treats,” debates about aliens and gravity, crystals being rubbed within an inch of their lives, and a full buffet tangent. Plus, the duo discover what happens when you feed one of their transcripts into AI… and it spits back a terrifyingly formal corporate meeting summary.Spooky, silly, unhinged, and full of giggles — just the way we like it.

Deyonce and Davina are back and more unhinged than ever. From plotting a French-speaking podcast they can’t actually speak, to deep dives into The Kardashians, Christmas telly schedules, and Joan of Arc’s skincare routine, it’s a rollercoaster through chaos, culture, and cream-filled dauphinoise.Somewhere between Vicar of Dibley and Victoria Wood, our duo discuss witchy powers, accidental Freemason dinners, and why Jaffa Cakes deserve state recognition. There’s ghost talk, gym confessions, and a full-blown occult museum meltdown.But it doesn’t stop there, babe. The gays go from ghostly encounters to invisible fantasies (hello, Zac Efron’s shower 👀), Selling Sunset scandals, and a fierce debate over The Gilded Age and naked window adventures. It’s glamour, ghoul talk, and gossip galore — all sprinkled with chaos, Prosecco, and perfect comedic timing.Expect spirit communication, seasonal guidance, and a few full-moon meltdowns.

Buckle up, babes, because this season finale is the most iconic, chaotic, and downright unhinged episode yet. Deyonce and Davina take you from the majestic White Cliffs of Dover (where one nearly left his mother for dead but found enlightenment and wine instead), to a Holiday Inn so wild it should’ve come with a trigger warning — featuring “Masturbating Matthew” and a fire alarm from hell.Between Prosecco-fuelled chaos, Dover Castle history lessons, cats that aren’t the right cats, DIY disasters, and Clare trying to saw a sofa in half, it’s pure Essex meets David Attenborough energy. Add in a healthy thirst for the Efron brothers, a bit of Naked Dating UK analysis (purely for research, obvs), and a heartfelt shoutout to Angelo — our marathon-running king — and you’ve got a finale that’s as emotional as it is outrageous.Expect spiritual revelations, hotel horrors, talk of furiously flapping willies, French peas, crochet threats, and Kris Jenner’s facelift appreciation hour. It’s high camp meets heartfelt chaos — part travelogue, part therapy session, part fever dream.So pour a glass, light a candle, and prepare to laugh, cry, and scream “I’m claustrophobic, Darren!” at least once. The GC herself would live for this level of drama. 💅

Welcome to another chaotic catch-up is an absolute riot, kicking off with a deep dive into J.Lo's album lore and a philosophical debate on the impracticalities of adult film snacks. The conversation spirals beautifully, covering everything from the joy of chicken tikka paninis to plans for an unlikely horseback riding podcast session at a friend's stables. We also pull back the curtain on the gay landmarks of East London, revealing the real purpose of cavernous high-street saunas and the absurdity of those no-towel gym patrons. Finally, we vent our spleen's about disappointing TV reboots (yes, Charmed, they're looking at you) before Dom recounts an empowering solo trip to a beautiful cathedral that involved a missed tour, a long walk, and a much-needed glass of wine.Dom, Davina & Denise(This is an audio-only episode)

Hold onto your Aperol spritzes, because Deyonce and Davina are off the rails. From dodgy knees on single-leg extensions to gym psychopaths strutting in with no pants (yes, really), nothing is safe. They worship crisps like royalty, plot holiday disasters, and debate alien life like it’s the hottest gossip on TOWIE.Space, darling. They dive into the terrifying beauty of floating off into the void, ponder whether extra-terrestrials have faster Wi-Fi than us mere mortals, and speculate on twin versions of themselves living it up in another galaxy. Earth? Too small. Waterloo to Stratford? Child’s play. Uranus? Definitely calling.And then there’s the holiday horror and medical mayhem: karaoke shimmying, meeting nurses in toilets abroad, breaking ankles in LA Pride outfits, and even—brace yourself—getting fingered by a hot doctor to check for appendicitis. Yes, really. Throw in childhood shenanigans, gym floor disasters, and moral dilemmas that only Denise could make relatable, and you’ve got an episode of scandal, chaos, and laughter that cannot be tamed.Life lessons? Optional. Entertainment? Mandatory.

The gang's back together, spilling the tea on everything from Beyoncé’s Vegas gig—and Michelle's clumsy arse—to what really happens when you bring a man back to your mum's house against her wishes. We get deep into the mysteries of Star Wars and Star Trek, and try to settle the most important debate of our time: Is "cleverer" a word? Plus, we've got a brilliant story about pork, cider, and a truly mortifying parental slip-up. Grab a drink, settle in, and whatever you do, don't ask about the breakfast. It's fucked. Love, Denise & the Gang.

In this episode, Dom and David go full chaos mode — from Beyoncé and Destiny’s Child gossip to paint jobs gone wrong, leprechaun impressions, and accidental Mrs. Doubtfire moments. Dom recounts the wild joy (and slight cult vibes) of Most Wuthering Heights Day Ever in Margate, complete with red dresses, Kate Bush tributes, and a family full-circle moment.Meanwhile, Davina spills about noisy fans, dodgy sleep, and ordering Deliveroo like it’s an Olympic sport — all while dodging snakes in Australia (via reels, thankfully). Add in some wine deliveries, cream tea stories, and a bit of crime drama obsession, and you’ve got another episode of pure GC-style mayhem: theatrical, ridiculous, and absolutely fabulous.

Welcome back, you thirsty lot, to the podcast where we chew the fat and get absolutely hammered in the process. This week, we've gone on a journey that's more chaotic than a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest. We've talked everything from dodgy dates and Aperol Spritz on a plane to a full-blown murder mystery marathon.We've delved deep into the twisted world of Fred and Rose West, and honestly, you'll never look at a garden patio the same way again. We've also figured out who Jack the Ripper was, and I’ll give you a hint: it’s not who you think. Plus, a little girl ghost who likes to play games, and a full-on rant about those absolute cunts who don't bring a towel to the gym.You'll get an eyeful and an earful of our unfiltered ramblings, but we wouldn’t have it any other way. We're here, we're queer, and we're ready to drink. So pour yourself a large one, sit back, and get ready for the chaos. And remember, no good deed goes unpunished. Now tell us, what do you reckon is in those gym bags?

Hold onto your tea towels, because this podcast is a full-blown rollercoaster of chaos, clumsiness, and absolute mayhem. From nightmare neighbours wreaking havoc to questionable love lives on reality TV, our hosts spill every hilariously horrifying story you never knew you needed. Time travel gets a shoutout—because why not imagine escaping your own disasters into the past?—before jetting off to tales of holiday trauma, from the perils of parrot-induced panic to the absolute madness of airports, planes, and hotel fails..

Alright you lot, welcome back. We're here for Season 4, Episode 2, and we're back to our old tricks. This time, we're in the same room like a couple of giggly schoolgirls. And believe me, it’s a whole new dynamic with a camera that cost a fortune but still manages to be a total knob. We’re getting into it, babes, talking about the absolute state of banks that are closing faster than my legs on a Saturday night and the sheer audacity of them asking why you need your own money. The cheek of it!We've got stories about a man in a cat-gimp suit prancing around a Harvester pub—I swear to God, you can't make this shit up. Plus, we're sharing tales of dodgy gym sessions, an unexpected confession about Holly Willoughby, and the absolute need for a Tammy Girl comeback. So, grab a drink, put your feet up, and prepare for some absolute chaos.

Welcome to Season 4, Episode 1: Denise is BACK, burping like a diva and sipping gin like it’s water. After a three‑hour pre‑recording sesh (and several bottles of gin), our favourite potty‑mouthed queen has emerged from the Deceased Denise crypt swinging blouses, pride gear, and sass thicker than wallpaper paste. We tackle everything from Wicked 2, DNA test revelations (15% Sri Lankan, babes), hot sweaty knees, Wembley Beyoncé, and why London Pride now feels like too much glitter, too little meaning. Prosecco’s flowing, banter’s roaring, and you’re about to binge the most gloriously messy return you didn’t know you needed. Tune in and if you’re not at least a little aroused by her honesty—you’re doing life wrong.

Well, babes… surprise! Due to life being a chaotic slut, this is accidentally the Season 3 finale. Not planned, not mentioned, not even thought through — which feels quite on brand, really. But don’t worry, we go out in classic WWDD style: absolute chaos, deep philosophical musings (like how many blowjobs you'd need to give before you die), tales of flea-infested flats, 90s TV nostalgia, and heartfelt gushing over lamb roasts and Victoria sponges.Davina’s still scratching, Dominic’s still drinking, and Denise? She’s probably sucking off someone called Barry behind a bins at B&Q.We also shout out our marathon-running legend Claire, and we’ve done the maths (badly) to make sure this episode keeps her going across the finish line. We’re proud of you, babes — keep running and ignore the smell of McDonald’s.We’ll be back soon(ish). Probably. Maybe. No promises. Fuck it. Season 4 coming when it comes, alright?Follow us on the gram @whatwoulddenise

Another week, another episode of What Would Denise Do? – and babes, this one's juicier than a wet flannel in a Shagaluf foam party. Deyonce's back from their holibobs and gives us the full rundown: sunbeds, MAGA maniacs, French Canadians discovering heat for the first time, and the spiritual journey of all-inclusive rum. Meanwhile, Davina's trying to remember if he’s in 2001 or just stuck in the queue for Bridget Jones 4. We talk sunbed strategy, Stanley Cups, and the exact science of being pretty.Plus: ghost stories (kinda), Bridget Jones nostalgia, towels getting nicked, and an in-depth analysis of hair that just won’t move no matter how chlorinated the pool. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s us. Oh, and Denise makes an appearance… naturally.Follow us on instagram.

Buckle up for a wild, laugh-out-loud ride through the beautifully chaotic, utterly ridiculous, and occasionally catastrophic moments of everyday life! From gym-induced near-death experiences and kitchen experiments gone explosively wrong to questionable road trip decisions and the eternal war over the correct way to eat a scone, this collection of stories is a full-throttle celebration of life’s absurdity. Whether it’s surviving the horrors of dating apps, embracing the madness of Kate Bush Day, or discovering new and innovative ways to embarrass oneself in public, one thing’s for sure—normal is boring, and disaster makes for a much better story.

Oh my God, another bloody episode of What Would Denise Do? and this time we’re serving chaos on a silver platter. Davina McCall impressions? Check. Heated debates over GIF vs. JIF? Obviously (David now concedes he said it wrong!). Mariah Carey’s job-seeking dance moves? You bet. Plus, Dominic spills all about his holibobs, including MAGA maniacs, feral sunbed wars, and a bartender who basically tried to kill him with rum. Also, Bridget Jones is BACK, and we’re gagging over it.Follow us on Instagram @whatwoulddenise and for the love of all things boozy, give us a five-star rating. Chop chop!

Dom's off on holiday, but not before we cover the important topics—like why his eyebrows nearly defeated a professional threader, why some people think foreign policy is appropriate cab chat, and why Clare was last seen sprawled across a Ford Cortina. Also, we ask the big questions: Why the fuck is landfill called landfill? Should Middle Eastern muscle bears be a recognised religion? And is a strong eyebrow a sign of the apocalypse? Plus, some horrific first date stories, drunken taxi rides from hell, and more. Listen now—unless you’re still running, Clare.Follow us on instagram @whatwoulddenise

Dating in your 30s is like that scene in Titanic—“Is there anyone alive out there? Can anyone hear me?” (spoiler: no, they can’t). This week, Denise and Dom discuss everything from the miracle of modern hydration (read: logging 59 glasses of water while hammered) to a very questionable comedy night experience involving a wheelchair, a blind guide, and a mysterious resurrection. Also on the agenda: terrible fancy dress, dodgy mustaches, and the horror of cold McDonald's. Plus, we demand answers: Why was Mr. Tumnus only wearing a scarf? And how the f*ck did a bloke rob a bank with an avocado?Follow us on instagram @whawoulddensie

Strap in, you sexy lot! Denise, Dom, and David are back for another episode of absolute chaos. This week, we discuss essential life matters, including but not limited to: eyebrow maintenance disasters, undercover professions (spoiler: Denise is NOT a secret priest), and why laser tag is clearly a contact sport for the weak. We also check in on Val, debate midwives on bicycles, and get lost in a deep, philosophical debate about Zac Efron’s laundry.There’s gossip, there’s filth, and of course, Denise is on top form, serving up wisdom with a side of fuck off. Pour a drink, grab a fag, and let’s get into it.Follow us on the gram @whatwoulddenise

Season Twat is Here!Darlings, grab a drink, clutch your pearls, and hold onto your knickers—Season 3 (or as we like to call it, Season Twat) has arrived! 🎉This week, Denise, Dom, and Davina are back, barely prepared and already half-cut, discussing:🍷 Damp January (because Dry January is for the weak)🕵️ Spies, traitors, and whether Denise could go undercover without blowing her own cover🚪 David’s war with lazy delivery drivers who refuse to climb a single flight of stairs🎭 Pantomimes, Kerry Katona, and the black hole of celebrity Instagrams📢 Why we’re ditching midweek bonuses but making the main episode longer (You're welcome.)We’re older, wiser, and still just as unhinged. Welcome back to What Would Denise Do?—where we drink, we swear, and we give life-changing advice (if you’re daft enough to take it).P.S. If you sigh while delivering Davina’s shopping, expect violence.Don't forget to rate us 5 Stars and follow us on the Gram @whatwoulddenise

Welcome to another bonus episode of What Would Denise Do? In this season finale, David, Dom and Mark get increasingly drunk on cheap fizz and tequila rose. Dom wants to know why David keeps his bread in the fridge, and the 3 of us get ready for diving face-first into the post-show buffet. Thanks to everyone who tuned in for Season Two. Season Three will be available in early 2025. In the meantime, follow us on Instagram @whatwoulddenise

Welcome to the season 2 finale! Join David, Dom, and special guest Mark for an evening of too many shots, too many glasses of fizz, not having the right microphone plugged in, and sounding like we've all got our heads down the loo on a New Year's Eve—this week's topics: Christmas obvs. Part 2 will be out on Christmas Day. Follow us on the gram @whatwoulddenise

In this pre-Christmas bonus episode, Dom and David dive into the chaos of Christmas: forgotten pantomime dreams, gift-giving disasters, and why cash might be the lazy option. Plus, the legendary Val makes her mark with savage comebacks, and David gets nostalgic over Quality Street tins (perfect for sewing kits and secret stashes). A festive episode full of banter laughs, and the occasional inappropriate tangent—don’t miss it! 🎄 Follow us on the gram @whatwoulddenise

Join Denise, Dominic, and David for another chaotic ride on What Would Denise Do?! In this week’s episode, we dive into the fine art of pole dancing in heels, Christmas tree drama, the perils of one-night stands (including a walk of shame through Songs of Praise), and the terror of porcelain dolls in Airbnbs. It’s messy, it’s funny, and it’s Denise at her absolute best. Strap in—or on—and prepare for laughs, rants, and just a touch of filth. Follow us on the gram @whatwoulddenise

🎄 BONUS EPISODE 🎄 Strap in for a festive free-for-all as Denise and the gang tackle Christmas chaos, drunken midnight mass, and a deep (too deep?) dive into the possible sex appeal of Jesus. There’s confusion over Alan Mimi, tales of sibling shenanigans, and even a heated debate about garlic portions. Plus, Dom spills about his musical past, his chef friends, and why religion might just be the original sex party. Unfiltered, hilarious, and as messy as your nan’s trifle—don’t miss it! Follow us on the gram @whatwoulddenise

In this week’s episode of What Would Denise Do?, Denise, Dom, and David, aka Davina, navigate a mess of topics with their usual flair for the chaotic. It's a rollercoaster of nonsense from Big Dan PT at the gym to Denise’s CapCut tech rants and double-dinner confessions. We’re diving into Winchester Cathedral trivia, Wicked fandom, and why coronation chicken is the Marmite of sandwiches. Plus, a shoutout to the listeners—send us your stories because we need something to talk about besides McDonald’s chips. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and possibly question your life choices. Follow us on the gram @whatwoulddenise

In this bonus episode of What Would Denise Do?, Denise tackles life’s big questions—like why Anna from Frozen is the unsung hero and whether a 7ft pre-lit Christmas tree is worth the drama. From Vanessa’s ‘wear the outfit’ wisdom to chaotic chats about reality TV, obscure talents, and childhood dreams of joining the circus, it’s a riotous rollercoaster you don’t want to miss. Pour yourself a drink and prepare to laugh, cry, and cringe. New episodes every week—hit play now! Instagram: @whatwoulddenise

Grab a glass of stolen wine (thanks, Susan!) and buckle up for another chaotic episode of What Would Denise Do? This week, Denise, Dom, and Devina tackle life’s big questions, like how to deal with dodgy delivery orders, the etiquette of wine pouring, and whether Susan got the better end of the kale swap. There’s some heartfelt advice to younger selves (spoiler: bullies turn into losers), a tragic tale of a mugging on a bus (Holly Valance’s “Reverse Charges” saves the day), and the debate of the century: Croque-Monsieur vs. Croque-Madame. The gang also dives into their favourite trash TV, plans a Christmas tree extravaganza, and debates why you should absolutely not listen to Denise’s sleep stories if you know her personally. It’s a whirlwind of laughter, festive vibes, and Denise-level filth. So sit back, press play, and for the love of God, don’t forget to pour that wine up to the widest part of your glass—or your mouth, if you’re Denise. Cheers! Follow us on the gram @whatwoulddenise

🎙️ Bonus Episode: Dom & David’s Hot Takes – Showers, Shaving & Tiny Portions 🛁 In this week’s bonus episode, Dom and David take the reins for a riotous deep-dive into life’s big questions. Is there a right way to wash in the shower? Why are baguette vending machines a thing? And who in their right mind enjoys fine dining when the portions are the size of a postage stamp? From Sambuca-fueled nights to the chaos of bath-time yoga, the boys don’t hold back. Tune in for unexpected tangents, minty body wash mishaps, and why hygiene should be a bloody priority (we’re looking at you, Barbara from Scarborough). This one’s unfiltered, unscripted, and absolutely hilarious. Follow us on Instagram @whatwoulddenise

Get ready for another no-holds-barred episode of What Would Denise Do? where Denise, David, and Dom talk doppelgangers, petty grievances, and unexpected sausage thefts. With rants about parking wars, cookies in bed, and gym crushes gone weird, this episode is a glorious mix of chaos and comedy. Expect guinea pigs, champagne etiquette (or lack thereof), and Denise’s unfiltered advice on handling life’s little irritations. Whether you’re here for the gossip or the giggles, this one’s for you. Just don’t park in her spot, babes. Follow us on the Gram @whatwoulddenise

Brace yourselves for a bonus episode of pure chaos! The boys are on top form, tackling memes and dodgy deliveries. What act they'd both do as as PM (spoiler: free KFC Fridays). There’s chat about sequels, grief, and the 12 “disciples” aka "the team" in Dom's head. Meanwhile, Dom tries to keep things on track, and Davina might just be a bit shit-faced. Packed with laughs, randomness, and Denise’s unfiltered brilliance, this episode is not one to miss. Tune in for the carnage! Follow us on the Gram @whatwoulddenise

Buckle up, you cheeky lot—Denise, Dom, and David are back in full force with Episode 13 of What Would Denise Do? This week, it’s all about chaos, laughs, and the occasional existential crisis (don’t worry, Denise handles it). From office dalliances (is shagging in the workplace genius or just messy?) to awkward texts from your mum, nothing is off-limits. Denise shares her no-holds-barred advice on TikTok shopping (she’s got opinions, and yes, they involve dodgy bedsheets), Dom announces he’s changing his name (it’s Bennett now—get used to it), and Dom somehow turns a discussion about chakras into an accidental comedy sketch. They also debate who’d make the best Prime Minister (spoiler: probably none of them), reminisce about party antics, and ask, “What did you want to be when you grew up?” The result? Hilariously honest answers and Denise’s usual flair for oversharing. It’s a non-stop carnival of banter, bad language, and belly laughs. Don’t miss Denise giving the best life advice ever: “If it’s in your face, talk back to it—be polite! Follow us on the gram @whatwoulddenise

In this bonus episode, we dive headfirst into the true art of hotel check-ins—shoes off, trousers optional, and a mandatory “orange roll” under the bed to weed out any unwanted lurkers. The conversation takes a turn into absolute mayhem as we swap nightclub fails: hair extensions, headbutts, and one ring with its very own weave! Bonus bits include: A tribute to fortified wines of yore, a debate on the mysteries of hotel room towels, and what would Denise do if she got sloshed and bought a wedding dress. Perfect for anyone who loves a laugh, a tipple, and a story that takes you absolutely everywhere but where you thought it would go. Follow us on the Gram @whatwoulddenise