Blue and Red Squirrels, DUI In A Pink Barbie Jeep, & CPR On A Coon

Red Pill or Blue Pill? That was the question in The Matrix. So, where would you find Red Squirrel or Blue Squirrel? In this podcast! You get thirsty for a slurpie & you don't want to walk...and you're a little tipsy...what to do? Grab your daughter's pink Barbie Jeep & head for the 7-Eleven. You have to really love animals to give a coon CPR. And the coon must really love moonshine because it passed out drunk in a pool of water inside a dumpster after eating a moonshine-soaked peach. You get the exclusive story right here.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...A Lady Fell for a Scammer Who Said He Was an Astronaut & Needed OxygenMillennials Put “lol” at the End of Their Texts–Gen Z Thinks It’s UselessThe New York Times Asks: "Why Are Everyone's Bra Straps Showing These Days?"Clueless American Tourists Board Flight to Africa, Thinking It’s Bound for FranceToddler Missing After Being Handed To Wrong Grandparent At DaycareKids pants sold at Target goes viral—but not for the right reasonsCA Nudist Resort Residents Sue Management Over Clothing RuleA Man Was Arrested for DUI, While Driving a Child-Sized Pink Barbie JeepFL Man In Puppy Costume Strangled Youth Outside Pet StoreNew Term: "Clock Botching"...But No One Agrees on What It MeansFL Man Bug-Sprayed a Couple...Because They Wouldn't Let Him Cut LineGen Z Employees Need More Praise Than Other GenerationsJapan Has a "Rent-a-Person" Industry, with "Scary People" for HireFL Woman Grabbed Brother's Groin & Choked Mom During Argument Over Missing PlayStation 4 Game(Ruh-Roh)...Aunt Blames Niece For Accidentally Eating Dog FoodFL Woman Sent Nearly 200 Messages To Police, Including "Hey, Fat Piggies"Raccoon Got Passed Out Drunk on Peaches—Saved by Nurse Using CPRSomeone in Connecticut Is Painting SquirrelsYouTube Survival Contestant Rescued After 18 Hours Lost In Michigan Forest80% of Young Adults Feel Unprepared for Basic Adulting…Thieves Stole from T.J. Then Arrested in a Wendy's Drive-Thru Next DoorGet up to date with all the stupidity in the latest current events with the Insane Week In Review and discover the stupdendous stupidity from the real "winners" in this week's Genius Awards!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!