Bozo Criminal report October 13, 2010

Bozo Criminal Report Bozo criminal for today violated seldom used Bozo Rule Number 223090: Get permission first before using your girlfriend's privates as a drug repository. Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Bob Hammond for sending in today's report from Portland, Oregon. Bozo Luke Ward was pulled over by the cops and before they reached the car our bozo grabbed a large bag of cocaine and stuffed it up his girlfriend's dress. When the officer stepped up to the car, the obviously miffed girlfriend told him she had a stash of drugs in her underwear and that they were placed there by her boyfriend. After the officer confirmed the presence of the drugs our bozo was busted. In spite of her help, the girlfriend was also placed under arrest, for a probation violation.