Bozo Criminal report October 4, 2010

Bozo Criminal Report Thanks to numerous Bozo News Hawks for alerting us to today's story. From Manatee, Florida comes the story of bozo Raymond Rowe who was pulled over by the cops for speeding. After writing out the speeding ticket, the officer asked our bozo if he had smoked marijuana recently. Our bozo responded that he had smoked some the previous evening and then invited the cop to search the car. The officer checked the car and then searched our bozo. When the cop noticed a soft object sticking out of our bozo's buttocks, our bozo said, "Let me get it." He then proceeded to pull out a baggie containing 4.5 grams of marijuana. The officer continued his search and found another baggie in the same area. He pulled it out and found the baggie contained 27 pieces of rock cocaine. It was then that our bozo offered up the Bozo Explanation of the Week. He told the cop, "The weed is mine, the white stuff isn't." Unfortunately he had no reasonable explanation for how the white stuff got there. He's busted!