Bozo Criminal Report September 22, 2010

Bozo Criminal Report Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Barbara Goldstein for sending in today's report. From the International File in Brasilia, Brazil, comes the story of a couple of bozos who thought they'd found the perfect hiding place for their stash of crack cocaine. In the gas tank of their car. They stuffed 11 pounds of crack into the vehicle's tank and then, for reasons known only to the bozo mind, headed to the gas station to fill 'er up. And that's when things went terribly wrong. The tank blew up, blasting car shrapnel 20 yards and peppering the walls of the station with crack. Police speculate the large amount of crack stuffed into the tank caused undue pressure, resulting in the explosion during filling. Miraculously, our bozos sustained only minor injuries and were placed under arrest.