Bread and Circuses and Fox News

This is episode 51 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:36 - Bread, circuses, and Fox News 00:04:24 - Be like a brick 00:07:41 - Pigeon toe vs club foot vs autism 00:10:51 - Couples counseling is better than preworkout 00:12:20 - The WET Commandments 00:14:16 - Having fun disrespectfully 00:15:23 - Phone calls make Markus short circuit 00:18:49 - The Rock and misterpissair should do a collab 00:21:36 - BTS 00:22:40 - Justin's Journal 11: Justin's Anniversary 00:27:30 - Getting massaged by feet 00:30:56 - Sushi at Soto 00:33:51 - Forgetting about your disability 00:35:39 - Paula Dean's racist cookbook 00:39:19 - PLM 00:42:56 - Cold Showers (I think this is Phil's segment) 00:46:39 - We're auditioning for a new mediator 00:49:03 - Phil thinks he could break out of prison 00:52:36 - Markus' SYNAPSID of the week 00:56:39 - We're sorry Phillip 00:59:43 - Next week is the last episode _______________________ Tejas Tonic - https://www.tejastonic.com/ Sunset Tickets - https://sunsetstripatx.com/ Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/ Justin - https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/