Bro Code Blackmail

Sound Bites "The Indians saved their ass so many times" "The Native Americans saved them" "The connection between the Indian Wars and Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam" "Replace truth for fiction for truth." "I hope that I'm making you feel obligated to invite us in the future" "We're like old bandmates who get that we're kind of inextricably linked together" "Seriously though, I have two friends that I've been friends with since the ninth grade. We're so close that a lot of our friends refer to us as Moe, Larry, and Curly." "Oh my god" "Let's change this around. Why don't we change it around? Greg, you're fucking Michelle, right? And then you're fucking Michelle and then Tim. Send me pictures" "There's a certain tendency that definitely exists out there." "That's gonna be a horrible life. Being a horny chick who wants to fuck and then has to cr - and then just feels terrible guilt afterwards." "Yeah, but can they open their mouth and suck dick? That's what we really bad as." "What was that movie where Tom Cruise was a cop that arrested people before they committed the crime? Minority Report." "My God, should we not maybe make them look so indistinguishable from humans that they can infiltrate and kill us? This is just like, you know, Terminator." "Can you guys imagine, I mean, it's probably not unrealistic that in, I don't know, 10 years, 15 years, no, seriously, 10, 15, 20 years, like that these humanoid robots will be available commercially and affordable for most middle class and up families, like to have like servants." ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★