Broadway Is Revealed To Be A Series Of Dreams

NEW YORK, NY—In a stunning discovery that has sent shockwaves through the theater community, researchers at New York University's Department of Psychology announced Monday that Broadway is actually a series of dreams. "Our research shows that the entire fabric of Broadway—the plays, the actors, the audiences—is actually just an elaborate dream," said Dr. Richard Ziegler, adding that the first Broadway dream was probably generated by someone who saw a show on Broadway and then had a dream about it. "We're not sure who started dreaming Broadway, but we believe it's been going on for decades." Ziegler went on to say that the dream would likely continue indefinitely unless someone woke up. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://thecrookedwheel.com/2022/08/20/broadway-is-revealed-to-be-a-series-of-dreams/