Brown Beard

What could go wrong during a romantic night after an all-you-can-eat crab fest? Whatever you are imagining, this is worse. Or better 😊🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan