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Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories
by Jo Newman & Morgan Walsh
To: The Restless, The Insomniacs, The Stressed-out, The Overworked, The Doom-Scrollers, The Worried and The Bored: THIS IS FOR YOU Good writing is meant to make you think. This is the opposite. Short, funny, (unfortunately true) stories that have mostly to do with Nothing, to help you turn off your brain and turn on your REM. Because you're looking at your phone anyway.
Episodes
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Dog Gone It
When Theo’s first out-of-college job threatens to bore him to the point of insanity, he takes a life-changing walk. And we learn that the best part of being an adult is free will. And, the choice to run screaming from embarrassment. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the...
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One Wedding And No Funeral
🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit…
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Nightmare On Elm Street
When a socially anxious improv nerd’s first co-ed Halloween sleepover devolves into graveyard hide-and-seek, a catastrophic poop incident, and a possibly dead birthday girl, the result is her first kiss, a legendary story, and the shocking realization that she might actually like parties. 🌈 Lost...
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Dead Aunties Society
🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit…
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Brown Beard
What could go wrong during a romantic night after an all-you-can-eat crab fest? Whatever you are imagining, this is worse. Or better 😊 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading…
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The Special Sauce
How to win over your girlfriend's Italian family you ask? Here's a hint: Try using mushrooms 😘 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at…
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Child's Play
When Gary’s son refuses to sleep night after night, he finds parenting inspiration in the most unlikely of places: yes, the Chuckie doll from the horror movie, Child’s Play. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes...
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Into The Wild
When Sarah tries to rescue her third stray animal of the month, she doesn’t expect to put her life on the line. Or learn about the danger, after the fact, over vegetable lo mein. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All...
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An Eggs-ellent Ending
Anxiety Addict's BS is more than excited to share another Megan Chacalos Story (You may know her as the Olive Oil Girl.) A true story about Megan's YiaYia after immigrating to West Virginia from Greece, this story will have you laughing and also happy you can't smell it... 🌈 Lost your EarPods?...
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RAD RERUN!!!! You Can't Always Get What You Want
This is a story about life, drugs, rock and roll and what really matters. This is one of our absolute all time favorite stories about a teenager growing up in New York in the 70s and how things never work out exactly how you planned. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate…
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RAD RERUN!! Basic Instinct
Ok, here's another situation to give you anxiety-- a baby shower. A super fancy baby shower when you're expecting a downtown, ripped-jeans type of situation. A baby shower that may make you want to crawl into a sewer or quit your job or all of the above!! Whatever is nagging at your brain today,...
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RAD RERUN!!! It's Not The Shorts
What if your job forbid you from social media because they were paranoid you'd post something innapropriate? And then, what if the most innappropriate thing EVER happens? And then there is a photo. And THEN------ Ok, this is one of our absolute favorites. Please, please enjoy this absolutely...
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RAD RERUN!! Dog With A Bone
You know the one place that you don't want to be bit by a dog? This is a story about exactly that. And the person wants everyone to know that THEY ARE FINE AND EVERYTHING WORKS THE WAY IT IS SUPPOSED TO. Ok, you wanna know how we got there? Like so many insane nights, (wink, wink) it started in…
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RAD RERUN!! Falling In Love
Have you ever had anxiety about going to a funeral? (Yes, this is a dumb question. If you're here listening to us, you probably can find a reason to feel anxious about brushing your teeth.) This is going to make you feel better. Because, the chances are very, VERY slim that you would do this. You...
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RAD RERUN!!! Kitchen Confidential
When Cora finds her home ransacked in the middle of the night, both she and the local police force are shocked to discover the unlikeliest of culprits. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your...
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Are You Part Of The 45% Or The 23%?
How often do you think about death? Disclaimer: The discussion is not that serious. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com 📚 Love…
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The Dummy (Or Not)
When Gemma cannot get her teenage kids under control, she tries a tactic you will never find in a parenting book. Happy Halloween! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at...
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Emergency Operators, Psychics, And Human Connection
Join us for our weekly BS and learn why Jo will never be a 911 operator. Oh, and Morgan is scared of psychics. Fun times. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Do you hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at...
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Peaking At 12, Eyebrows And Haircuts. Oh My!
The inevitable awkward phase in middle school, yep, we went through it. Apparently, it builds trauma and character all at the same time. Come join us for this week's BS. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are...
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RAD RERUN!!! Never Speak Of This Again
Ok, so pretend that you're a wild party girl in England in your 20s and you have the absolute most ridiculous mishap ever-- with a sex toy. Then imagine that you know the ER doc well... Like, really well. And then, please, like and subscribe!! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your…
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RAD RERUN!! Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn
Imagine you're 17, have never quite fit in, and now have a chance for your dream job working at a local hotel. Then imagine that you have the highest maintenance guest you could possibly think of. Then imagine what you would do on your own to fix it - at midnight. This is such a funny story with...
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Jo Newman is a Household Name. It's True Becasue It Says So On The Internet!
Jo is famous (the internet says so), Morgan wants to take a course on how to talk to AI, and it's officially summer! What more do you want? 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading...
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RAD RERUN -- Piss & Vinegar
This is a story of an allergic reaction of epic proportions. No matter what you're feeling at this exact moment in time, you will shine a little bit brighter after listening to this insanity. So tune in, tune out, sit back, and enjoy this ridiculous story which - for the person's sake- really...
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Nostril Insecurity, Spies And Golden Retrievers...Need We Say More?
Morgan's nostril insecurities, Jo's paranoia of mind control in the skate park. I mean, is there anything more entertaining? Join us for this week's BS! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for…
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RAD RERUN - Its Coming From Inside The House... (It Is)
There's a ghost. Or a being. Or a... well, if you listen to true crime, you know where your head can take you. This fabulously true story isn't scary, has a happy ending, and promises you a 20-minute brain vacation from all the things stressing you out. And you don't even need a prescription. 🌈...
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New Faces, New Friends, New Anxieties, Join Us For Our Weekly BS
Jo explains why the new facelift trend reminds her of a dog sticking its head out the window...make it make sense. Oh, and what's the drama with Morgan in Ireland? 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are...
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Lions and Tigers and Chinchillas...Oh My!
We all have that one person who can make you laugh till you cry... these ladies do it to each other. Whether it be from a chinchilla in the barn or a lady named Wanda June, sometimes you just need a good laugh. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?...
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What are the Morgans and Jo's of the world up to this week? Tune in and find out!
Join us for our weekly BS and find out what we have been up to. Also, send us your funny story...we know you've got one! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at...
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Sweet Revenge
When the school bully starts stealing Logan's lunch, he finds the sweetest way to get revenge. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com...
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The DOPPELGANGER Weekly BS Ep!
Ok, so technically, this has nothing to do with doppelgangers which the internet defines as a "harbinger of bad luck." Noooope, this is the other people out there with the names Jo Newman and Morgan Walsh and what they're doing with their lives. Jo Newman is causing Jo Newman deep existential...
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The Cat Burglar
When Lisette gets dumped by her boyfriend, she is sure that he has not only broken her heart but also stolen her cat. She calls upon her Facebook Dating Group to help her find proof. And, much to her surprise, she finds much more. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the...
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I Think We Just Made The Big Time Because THE JADE SIMONE Is On With Us And Our Weekly BS!
How can you properly introduce such an accomplished and amazing Woman? The truth is, you can't...but you can try. She is brilliant, she is talented, she is kind, she is inspirational, hilarious, uplifting, a partner, a girls girl, someone you want in your corner, and to honest... makes you want…
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Sneaking Out: Narrated By The Amazing, Fabulous and Inspiring... Jade Simone
When Jenna finally takes the plunge to execute the sneak-out plan of her dreams, the night (and the open window) end up in shambles. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure…
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A Chat With Megan Chacalos... We Hope It Is The First Of Many
We are so lucky we had the opportunity to sit down with the fantastic and wildly talented Megan Chacalos. She is funny and witty and has a new Podcast, Midnight Oli With Megan, that is a must-listen. Megan, is there anything you can't do? Instagram: Meganchacalos TikTok:@meganchacalos Podcast:...
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Straight Up No Chaser
When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are...
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Lucy Fitzgerald, Welcome To Anxiety Addict's Weekly BS!!!
So, this week you get to meet the coolest chick on the block, Lucy Fitzgerald! She is the co-host of Wine and Crime alongside her best friend, Amanda. These two gals are not only hilarious but their podcast has also become part of our morning routine! Listen here Follow on Instagram here and…
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Anamalia-Narrated by Lucy Fitzgerald from Wine And Crime
When Rachel believes she can win over her pissy fifth-grade teacher with her literary prowess, she ends up having to take extreme measures to fix an epic misunderstanding, and, in the process, grows some real confidence. Listen to more of Lucy on Wine & Crime with her co-host and best friend…
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Slip Sliding Away With The Fabulous Megan Chacalos
When Megan takes some all-natural beauty advice as revenge for a teenage bully, her night takes a turn that involves head trauma, the cops, and turns her into a real-life internet sensation. Check Out Megan's smart, entertaining and amazingly funny new Podcast, Midnight Oil With Megan, on…
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What Is Keeping Us Up This Week? Come Join Us And Find Out.
Why is Morgan having trouble sleeping this week? What is keeping Jo awake at 3 am? Come join us for our weekly BS and find out. Oh, and feel free to send help...we need it! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes…
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Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls
Oh, you needed an instruction manual on how to relax? Well, here's what NOT to do. When Sabrina is convinced to go on a nature trip with her mother, her need to relax takes her on a very unrelaxing adventure. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?…
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Monkey See, Monkey Do
This is the insane, silly, happy-ending random ass MONKEY ATTACK story that you need today! It's really about being 20 and not having your life together. Or, at least, your paperwork. But, like all of our stories, everything works out in the end! So tune in, tune out, turn off your poor,...
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The Hidden Gem
When Kevin's fidgeting gets the best of him, he finds himself deep in an anxiety spiral after a fifth grade field trip... and has kept the secret to this day. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available…
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HER ONE PHONE CALL
This is one for the history books. When Dally Dobbins finds herself in a nervous panic before a hot date, she lets her trusting personalityy get in the way of her good judgement. Don't worry, there's always a happy ending 😉 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound…
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BREAKING NEWS...Not Really, It's Just Our Anxiety Of The Week!
Breaking news... technical issues...we got them all! Join us for our weekly BS! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com 📚 Love the...
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Home Schooled
A dating app story that will land you in laughter, not on Dateline... This is the story of how Portia learned how to trust her gut. And also not end up in a cult... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are...
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RAD RERUN!! Shabbat
When Alek's wife converts to Judiasm, it ends up saying a lot more about him than about her! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? 💁♀️ Procrastinating at your computer? 🎶 Hate the sound of Jo's voice? 🍀 Then you're in luck! All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at...
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RADICAL RERUN - Falling In Love
You know how everything these days has a trigger warning? Well, this episode doesn't. Because this story is fun and sweet and just so human. We love it so much, we're sharing it with you again. When Jennifer has to attend the funeral of her new boyfriend's great Aunt Betty, she ends up falling...
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Time In The Sun
When Ellie gets to escape to her dream vacation in Lake Tahoe, her wardrobe malfunction is instantly eclipsed by a much more scarring visual! Thank you, Thank You Madame Ellie @OnABlueMarble for sharing this story with us and the world. xxo 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer?...
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Piss & Vinegar
When Harlie takes the trip of a lifetime and receives a prophecy from her mother, her trip takes an unexpected (and somewhat painful) turn. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading...
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Our Weekly BS: Spelling, Raising The New Generation, Natural Disasters...What Are You Worried About?
Join us for our weekly BS, where we share our anxieties and fears and laugh all the way through them! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
To: The Restless, The Insomniacs, The Stressed-out, The Overworked, The Doom-Scrollers, The Worried and The Bored: THIS IS FOR YOU Good writing is meant to make you think. This is the opposite. Short, funny, (unfortunately true) stories that have mostly to do with Nothing, to help you turn off your brain and turn on your REM. Because you're looking at your phone anyway.
HOSTED BY
Jo Newman & Morgan Walsh
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What is Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories about?
To: The Restless, The Insomniacs, The Stressed-out, The Overworked, The Doom-Scrollers, The Worried and The Bored: THIS IS FOR YOU Good writing is meant to make you think. This is the opposite. Short, funny, (unfortunately true) stories that have mostly to do with Nothing, to help you turn off your...
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Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories publishes regularly with 173 episodes available. Check the episode list for the typical release schedule.
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Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories is created and hosted by Jo Newman & Morgan Walsh.
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