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Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories

To: The Restless, The Insomniacs, The Stressed-out, The Overworked, The Doom-Scrollers, The Worried and The Bored: THIS IS FOR YOU Good writing is meant to make you think. This is the opposite. Short, funny, (unfortunately true) stories that have mostly to do with Nothing, to help you turn off your brain and turn on your REM. Because you're looking at your phone anyway.

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  1. 173

    Dog Gone It

    When Theo’s first out-of-college job threatens to bore him to the point of insanity, he takes a life-changing walk. And we learn that the best part of being an adult is free will. And, the choice to run screaming from embarrassment.🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  2. 172

    One Wedding And No Funeral

    🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  3. 171

    Nightmare On Elm Street

    When a socially anxious improv nerd’s first co-ed Halloween sleepover devolves into graveyard hide-and-seek, a catastrophic poop incident, and a possibly dead birthday girl, the result is her first kiss, a legendary story, and the shocking realization that she might actually like parties.🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  4. 170

    Dead Aunties Society

    🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  5. 169

    Brown Beard

    What could go wrong during a romantic night after an all-you-can-eat crab fest? Whatever you are imagining, this is worse. Or better 😊🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  6. 168

    The Special Sauce

    How to win over your girlfriend's Italian family you ask? Here's a hint: Try using mushrooms 😘🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  7. 167

    Child's Play

    When Gary’s son refuses to sleep night after night, he finds parenting inspiration in the most unlikely of places: yes, the Chuckie doll from the horror movie, Child’s Play.🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  8. 166

    Into The Wild

    When Sarah tries to rescue her third stray animal of the month, she doesn’t expect to put her life on the line. Or learn about the danger, after the fact, over vegetable lo mein.🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  9. 165

    An Eggs-ellent Ending

    Anxiety Addict's BS is more than excited to share another Megan Chacalos Story (You may know her as the Olive Oil Girl.)A true story about Megan's YiaYia after immigrating to West Virginia from Greece, this story will have you laughing and also happy you can't smell it... 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  10. 164

    RAD RERUN!!!! You Can't Always Get What You Want

    This is a story about life, drugs, rock and roll and what really matters. This is one of our absolute all time favorite stories about a teenager growing up in New York in the 70s and how things never work out exactly how you planned.🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  11. 163

    RAD RERUN!! Basic Instinct

    Ok,  here's another situation to give you anxiety-- a baby shower. A super fancy baby shower when you're expecting a downtown, ripped-jeans type of situation.A baby shower that may make you want to crawl into a sewer or quit your job or all of the above!!Whatever is nagging at your brain today, here's a story of someone who re-defined humiliated in a single Sunday afternoon.🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  12. 162

    RAD RERUN!!! It's Not The Shorts

    What if your job forbid you from social media because they were paranoid you'd post something innapropriate?And then, what if the most innappropriate thing EVER happens? And then there is a photo. And THEN------Ok, this is one of our absolute favorites. Please, please enjoy this absolutely fabulous and true story laying down Murphy's Law... What can go wrong... will.🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  13. 161

    RAD RERUN!! Dog With A Bone

    You know the one place that you don't want to be bit by a dog?This is a story about exactly that.And the person wants everyone to know that THEY ARE FINE AND EVERYTHING WORKS THE WAY IT IS SUPPOSED TO.Ok, you wanna know how we got there? Like so many insane nights, (wink, wink) it started in an art gallery with room-temp Chardonnay.Tune in and tune out to this wonderfully true story with, we promise, a totally happy ending. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  14. 160

    RAD RERUN!! Falling In Love

    Have you ever had anxiety about going to a funeral? (Yes, this is a dumb question. If you're here listening to us, you probably can find a reason to feel anxious about brushing your teeth.)This is going to make you feel better. Because, the chances are very, VERY slim that you would do this.  You won't. And that should help.And, please, if you don't mind- reviews are our love language! So just click on those five stars and that can be your good deed for the day.xx🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  15. 159

    RAD RERUN!!! Kitchen Confidential

    When Cora finds her home ransacked in the middle of the night, both she and the local police force are shocked to discover the unlikeliest of culprits.🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  16. 158

    Are You Part Of The 45% Or The 23%?

    How often do you think about death? Disclaimer: The discussion is not that serious.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan  

  17. 157

    The Dummy (Or Not)

    When Gemma cannot get her teenage kids under control, she tries a tactic you will never find in a parenting book. Happy Halloween!🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  18. 156

    Emergency Operators, Psychics, And Human Connection

    Join us for our weekly BS and learn why Jo will never be a 911 operator. Oh, and Morgan is scared of psychics.  Fun times. 🌈 Lost your Earpods?Procrastinating at your computer? Do you hate the sound of Jo's voice?Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes?It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me?You send us three short sentences and we give the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics?Links to the latest story?And videos of all the things stressing us out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams...

  19. 155

    Peaking At 12, Eyebrows And Haircuts. Oh My!

    The inevitable awkward phase in middle school, yep, we went through it.  Apparently, it builds trauma and character all at the same time.  Come join us for this week's BS. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences, and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  20. 154

    RAD RERUN!!! Never Speak Of This Again

    Ok, so pretend that you're a wild party girl in England in your 20s and you have the absolute most ridiculous mishap ever-- with a sex toy. Then imagine that you know the ER doc well... Like, really well.And then, please, like and subscribe!!🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  21. 153

    RAD RERUN!! Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn

    Imagine you're 17, have never quite fit in, and now have a chance for your dream job working at a local hotel. Then imagine that you have the highest maintenance guest you could possibly think of. Then imagine what you would do on your own to fix it - at midnight.This is such a funny story with such a happy ending.So sit back, relax, and then please, rate and review if you have a sec!🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  22. 152

    Jo Newman is a Household Name. It's True Becasue It Says So On The Internet!

    Jo is famous (the internet says so), Morgan wants to take a course on how to talk to AI, and it's officially summer! What more do you want? 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  23. 151

    RAD RERUN -- Piss & Vinegar

    This is a story of an allergic reaction of epic proportions. No matter what you're feeling at this exact moment in time, you will shine a little bit brighter after listening to this insanity.So tune in, tune out, sit back, and enjoy this ridiculous story which - for the person's sake- really wasn't true.🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  24. 150

    Nostril Insecurity, Spies And Golden Retrievers...Need We Say More?

    Morgan's nostril insecurities, Jo's paranoia of mind control in the skate park. I mean, is there anything more entertaining? Join us for this week's BS!🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  25. 149

    RAD RERUN - Its Coming From Inside The House... (It Is)

    There's a ghost. Or a being. Or a... well, if you listen to true crime, you know where your head can take you.This fabulously true story isn't scary, has a happy ending, and promises you a 20-minute brain vacation from all the things stressing you out.And you don't even need a prescription.🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  26. 148

    New Faces, New Friends, New Anxieties, Join Us For Our Weekly BS

    Jo explains why the new facelift trend reminds her of a dog sticking its head out the window...make it make sense.  Oh, and what's the drama with Morgan in Ireland?🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo

  27. 147

    Lions and Tigers and Chinchillas...Oh My!

    We all have that one person who can make you laugh till you cry... these ladies do it to each other.  Whether it be from a chinchilla in the barn or a lady named Wanda June, sometimes you just need a good laugh.  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  28. 146

    What are the Morgans and Jo's of the world up to this week? Tune in and find out!

    Join us for our weekly BS and find out what we have been up to.  Also, send us your funny story...we know you've got one!🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan  

  29. 145

    Sweet Revenge

    When the school bully starts stealing Logan's lunch, he finds the sweetest way to get revenge.🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan  

  30. 144

    The DOPPELGANGER Weekly BS Ep!

    Ok, so technically, this has nothing to do with doppelgangers which the internet defines as a "harbinger of bad luck."Noooope, this is the other people out there with the names Jo Newman and Morgan Walsh and what they're doing with their lives. Jo Newman is causing Jo Newman deep existential anxiety and Morgan Walsh is giving Morgan Walsh unrelenting hot dog cravings.Its a whole thing,And, pleeeease, if you are looking for a way to spend 27 seconds of your day, we would SOOOO love for you to rate and review us wherever you are listening.xxo Jo & Morgan🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/

  31. 143

    The Cat Burglar

    When Lisette gets dumped by her boyfriend, she is sure that he has not only broken her heart but also stolen her cat. She calls upon her Facebook Dating Group to help her find proof. And, much to her surprise, she finds much more.🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  32. 142

    I Think We Just Made The Big Time Because THE JADE SIMONE Is On With Us And Our Weekly BS!

    How can you properly introduce such an accomplished and amazing Woman? The truth is, you can't...but you can try.  She is brilliant, she is talented, she is kind, she is inspirational, hilarious, uplifting, a partner, a girls girl, someone you want in your corner, and to honest... makes you want to be a better person all while being fabulous in a feathered sequence body suit...Let us introduce you to JADE SIMONE!!If you get the chance, go see Piff The Magic Dragon Show in Vegas or catch her with her own personal magic dragon on The Clone Tour:https://piffthemagicdragon.com/tour/   Follow her on Instagram @jadesimoneYou won't regret it🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  33. 141

    Sneaking Out: Narrated By The Amazing, Fabulous and Inspiring... Jade Simone

    When Jenna finally takes the plunge to execute the sneak-out plan of her dreams, the night (and the open window) end up in shambles.🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  34. 140

    A Chat With Megan Chacalos... We Hope It Is The First Of Many

    We are so lucky we had the opportunity to sit down with the fantastic and wildly talented  Megan Chacalos. She is funny and witty and has a new Podcast, Midnight Oli With Megan, that is a must-listen. Megan, is there anything you can't do?Instagram: MeganchacalosTikTok:@meganchacalosPodcast: Midnight Oil With Megan Chacalos 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  35. 139

    Straight Up No Chaser

    When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?When Hallie parties her face off in the ultimate preparation for a dream job interview, she manages to both humiliate herself and make the best choice of her life.⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  36. 138

    Lucy Fitzgerald, Welcome To Anxiety Addict's Weekly BS!!!

    So, this week you get to meet the coolest chick on the block, Lucy Fitzgerald! She is the co-host of Wine and Crime alongside her best friend, Amanda.  These two gals are not only hilarious but their podcast has also become part of our morning routine!Listen here  Follow on Instagram hereand TikTok here🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan  

  37. 137

    Anamalia-Narrated by Lucy Fitzgerald from Wine And Crime

    When Rachel believes she can win over her pissy fifth-grade teacher with her literary prowess, she ends up having to take extreme measures to fix an epic misunderstanding, and, in the process, grows some real confidence.Listen to  more of Lucy on Wine & Crime with her co-host and best friend  Amanda here:  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wine-crime/id1206817375And follow them at:Instagram: @wineandcrimepodTikTok: @wineandcrimepod🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan  

  38. 136

    Slip Sliding Away With The Fabulous Megan Chacalos

    When Megan takes some all-natural beauty advice as revenge for a teenage bully, her night takes a turn that involves head trauma,  the cops, and turns her into a real-life internet sensation. Check Out Megan's smart, entertaining and amazingly funny new Podcast, Midnight Oil With Megan, on YouTube.Also, you can laugh with her here: TikTok: @meganchacalosInstagram: @meganchacalosIt's worth it, she's hilarious! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan  

  39. 135

    What Is Keeping Us Up This Week? Come Join Us And Find Out.

    Why is Morgan having trouble sleeping this week? What is keeping Jo awake at 3 am? Come join us for our weekly BS and find out. Oh, and feel free to send help...we need it!🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time:https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo

  40. 134

    Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls

    Oh, you needed an instruction manual on how to relax? Well, here's what NOT to do.When Sabrina is convinced to go on a nature trip with her mother, her need to relax takes her on a very unrelaxing adventure.🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo

  41. 133

    Monkey See, Monkey Do

    This is the insane, silly, happy-ending random ass MONKEY ATTACK story that you need today! It's really about being 20 and not having your life together. Or, at least, your paperwork. But, like all of our stories, everything works out in the end!So tune in, tune out, turn off your poor, stressed-out, overstimulated brain and enjoy this free sixteen minute vacation to Egypt. Yup.🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

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    The Hidden Gem

    When Kevin's fidgeting gets the best of him, he finds himself deep in an anxiety spiral after a fifth grade field trip... and has kept the secret to this day.🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

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    HER ONE PHONE CALL

    This is one for the history books.When Dally Dobbins finds herself in a nervous panic before a hot date, she lets her trusting personalityy get in the way of her good judgement. Don't worry, there's always a happy ending 😉 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

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    BREAKING NEWS...Not Really, It's Just Our Anxiety Of The Week!

    Breaking news... technical issues...we got them all! Join us for our weekly BS!🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

  45. 129

    Home Schooled

    A dating app story that will land you in laughter, not on Dateline...This is the story of how Portia learned how to trust her gut. And also not end up in a cult...🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

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    RAD RERUN!! Shabbat

    When Alek's wife converts to Judiasm, it ends up saying a lot more about him than about her!🌈 Lost your EarPods?💁‍♀️ Procrastinating at your computer? 🎶 Hate the sound of Jo's voice?🍀 Then you're in luck! All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own!Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me?You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan

  47. 127

    RADICAL RERUN - Falling In Love

    You know how everything these days has a trigger warning? Well, this episode doesn't. Because this story is fun and sweet and just so human. We love it so much, we're sharing it with you again.When Jennifer has to attend the funeral of her new boyfriend's great Aunt Betty, she ends up falling pretty hard for her new family. Morgan and Jo discuss utter nonsense that has nothing to do with anything and their parents think this part of the episode should be cut from the podcast.🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me?You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan  

  48. 126

    Time In The Sun

    When Ellie gets to escape to her dream vacation in Lake Tahoe, her wardrobe malfunction is instantly eclipsed by a much more scarring visual!Thank you,  Thank You Madame Ellie @OnABlueMarble for sharing this story with us and the world.xxo🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & MorganMusic Credit:Sovereign by Kevin MacLeodhttps://incompetech.com/Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ 

  49. 125

    Piss & Vinegar

    When Harlie takes the trip of a lifetime and receives a prophecy from her mother, her trip takes an unexpected (and somewhat painful) turn.🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & MorganMusic Credit:Sovereign by Kevin MacLeodhttps://incompetech.com/Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ 

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    Our Weekly BS: Spelling, Raising The New Generation, Natural Disasters...What Are You Worried About?

    Join us for our weekly BS, where we share our anxieties and fears and laugh all the way through them! 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com📚 Love the stories?👄 Have one to tell?⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact✍️ How does it work?👀 Is it annoying?👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxoJo & Morgan

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

To: The Restless, The Insomniacs, The Stressed-out, The Overworked, The Doom-Scrollers, The Worried and The Bored: THIS IS FOR YOU Good writing is meant to make you think. This is the opposite. Short, funny, (unfortunately true) stories that have mostly to do with Nothing, to help you turn off your brain and turn on your REM. Because you're looking at your phone anyway.

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Jo Newman & Morgan Walsh

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To: The Restless, The Insomniacs, The Stressed-out, The Overworked, The Doom-Scrollers, The Worried and The Bored: THIS IS FOR YOU Good writing is meant to make you think. This is the opposite. Short, funny, (unfortunately true) stories...

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