Buffet Girl's First Podcast! - Works Every Time

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8/24 WE'RE COMING TO HYENAS, FT. WORTH! Buy Tickets NOW - https://www.prekindle.com/event/88545-works-every-time-fort-worth This is episode 34 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00 - This week on WET... 00:33 - The WET Commandments 02:01 - Bad laughs 03:09 - Mary Buffet 04:27 - Is the buffet girl buffet Chinese only? 05:46 - Let people hate stuff! 06:16 - Phillip asks a dumb question 07:04 - Actions not names 08:19 - Mary roasts Justin 10:21 - Golden Corral sucks 11:29 - Best pasta shapes 13:00 - Mary roasts Justin AGAIN 13:56 - Mary's ideal man 15:20 - Canadians are actually d*cks 16:12 - Canada's monopoly money 17:38 - Drake or Kendrick? 18:57 - FMK: Golden Corral, Chinese Buffet, Cici's Pizza 20:27 - Eating contests 21:25 - Snoop Dog blood soup 22:55 - Mary roasts Justin a 3rd time 23:34 - Shoe problems 25:05 - Mary's Merch preview 26:30 - Personal Mode vs DND 27:37 - Comment for Markus to get a new phone! 30:29 - Mary's thoughts on "Hawk Tuah" 32:07 - Should Mary run for president? 32:53 - Comments 34:40 - What was Mary eating that night? 36:13 - How Mary found out she went viral 38:22 - Mary addresses all the proposals (crazy dms) 42:18 - Mary ruined Phill's mic with that sauce 44:05 - Spicy food and white people 45:54 - Mary's last meal 46:24 - Buffet G coin to the moon! 47:13 - SHE SAID IT! SHE SAID THE THING! 47:45 - Fortune cookies _______________________ Mary - https://www.instagram.com/marysjaroensuk/ Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/ Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/

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This episode was published on July 29, 2024.

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8/24 WE'RE COMING TO HYENAS, FT. WORTH! Buy Tickets NOW - https://www.prekindle.com/event/88545-works-every-time-fort-worth This is episode 34 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt...

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