Butts Aren't Like Snowflakes

Steve can't help slapping any butt that's similar to his wife's even when he knows she's not actually around, so look out Chinese women of a certain build, hair, and coat style! Also, if breasts have cup sizes, do bottoms have bowl sizes? Curious and stupid men want to know! Meanwhile, Jason's children emulate his behavior and slap his butt FAR too aggressively for his sensitive tush to handle. Finally, Steve created a fun, shin-achingly great game to play with his daughter and no one thinks it will catch on.