CABARET KILLER (ft. Gunnar Manchester)

(1984-2020) Faithful septic cleaner and one-time stage actor Luke Tongue passed away last night, APnews reports. You may have never seen him, scrubbing away at your poo in the bowels of the earth, but you probably follow his boss Aaron Lazer on the ‘gram - he makes lots of money, money. Tongue’s monosyllabic meteoric rise as an actor was rivaled only by his reluctance to revisit his thespian past - a past he tried to forget. He is remembered by his daughter Rolf, his best friend Rosh, and the sparkling clean pipes that now pine for the touch of his broom. Maybe this time people will remember him. Maybe not. This episode is sponsored by: SOUNDPROOF AWAY ft. GUNNAR MANCHESTER - Luke Tongue JONAH - Aaron Lazer / sponsorships JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Rolf DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Rosh / Dmitri theme song by AARON SHAPIRO an ELEVATOR pod NEW EPISODES THURSDAY! Follow us on Insta @exitinterviewpod