Call The Police on This Whole Situation

Send us Fan MailThis week on Moose on the Loose, we uncover the deeply disturbing truth that half the movies from the early 2000s should probably end with police sirens. Drew Barrymore infiltrates a high school in Never Been Kissed, a teacher falls in love with someone he thinks is 17, and somehow Hollywood thought this was wholesome. We also revisit the horrifying era where glasses automatically meant “ugly nerd.”Then things somehow get even weirder with the true story of the Cadaver Synod — the time the Catholic Church dug up a dead Pope, dressed his corpse back up, put him on trial, chopped his fingers off, and threw him in a river. Medieval history was apparently written by people having full psychotic episodes.We also discuss Trump’s “space army,” dads screaming about lights being left on, why “we need to talk” is psychological warfare, spite-cleaning mothers, squash goggles, electric cars, and whether catastrophising every possible outcome is autism or just being alive in 2026.Honestly, this episode has everything: corpse court, ethical violations, emotional damage from electricity bills, and a woman aggressively turning lights on in empty rooms.