Calling The Crisis Hotline Because No One Will Wipe Your Butthole

🎧Episode Summary Tonight’s episode is an absolute endurance test for the human soul, featuring poop-stained underwear, unwanted love confessions, suicidal diaper tantrums, and a man willing to murder over a Pepsi. Strap in. On Today’s Show: Plus: Yearly podcast archive feeds (2004–2008 now live, more coming soon) Updates on Sideshow membership, including: New distortedview.com features […] The post Calling The Crisis Hotline Because No One Will Wipe Your Butthole first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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