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Episode Summary Monday’s show is a grimy little buffet of hooker drama, inflatable-fetish weirdos, retro computer sun-bleaching, midget balloon perverts, and a foot-modeling creep who allegedly turned Manhattan hotel rooms into audition-from-hell traps. Basically, everybody made terrible choices except maybe the dog who came home on her own. Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks and Weekend Damage […] The post Going To War With A Traveling Prostitute first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Friday’s show is a beautiful Pride Month trash fire featuring Grindr revenge through windshield destruction, a new 90 Day Fiancé swamp-ogre romance, a woman who learns the hard way that spitting on cops has consequences, an app that ranks your most stressful co-workers, and a wannabe John Wick threatening murder over his impounded […] The post The Filipino Dick-Washing Olympics – NEW SHOW! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary This sponsored best-of from 2016 is a beautiful disaster built around Tim’s poop-fueled nightmare game show, a revolting BBC smegma sissy story, Frankie McDonald’s suspicious earthquake wizardry, a pastor blaming porn for a miscarriage, and a Florida gay ramen-noodle domestic battery. Vintage DV, in other words. Episode Highlights Dream Logic and Shard-Based Entertainment […] The post The Shart Game Show of My Dreams first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is stuffed with Knicks-fan race diplomacy gone sour, a fascinatingly unwell ex-phone-sex philosopher, planet-India manicure logic, a drunken Jewish street meltdown, Brad Pitt’s penis-cream trademark drama, and scientists bravely counting everyone’s farts so the rest of us don’t have to. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Phone Sex Theology and Pegging Economics Public […] The post How The Holy Spirit Ruined A Perfect Strap-On Pegging Empire first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Monday kicks off with Pride Month preacher hysteria, a fresh batch of internet swamp creatures, and three gloriously stupid news stories involving stolen adult diapers, mummy sourdough, and magic mushrooms for Alzheimer’s. Basically, civilization is hanging by a skid-marked thread. Episode Highlights Angela Cummings returns to celebrate Pride Month the only way she […] The post A Lesson In Ejaculating Into Fat Flabs first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Friday’s show is a proper freak buffet: Christmas rape audio, Katie Souza exposing George Costanza as a witch-mermaid operative, Indian airport fury, pedal-pumping car fetish weirdness, VRChat wedding sabotage, an old lady Liam Neeson scam beatdown, and a man turning cartoon characters into fleshlights for art. Somehow it all feels alarmingly on-brand. Episode […] The post Horny for Exhaust Pipes and Brake Pedals first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s show kicks off with trans-on-trans warfare on Piers Morgan, detours through Down syndrome meditation and snore-job fetish research, then lands in the usual cesspool of busted Santas, casino hypocrisy, fake nurses, and a woman who thought a leaf blower was a bazooka. In other […] The post What Is Sleep-Cocking and How It May Improve Your Apnea ? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Monday’s show is a real mixed bag of brain damage: a rogue helicopter patriot screaming about national security, Tim’s mom getting a birthday serenade through a garbage phone connection, boundary-coach nonsense, grocery-cart warfare, bird-soul rebirth, bent-phone scam artists, and two fresh Florida updates featuring a fish backpack and stolen breast-milk Stanley ambitions. Opening […] The post Monkey Jerkoff Trauma and the Fish Backpack Felon first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Friday’s show is a real romantic buffet of human failure: anniversary pegging audio, a Thailand hookup meltdown, backyard gunpowder s’mores, illiterate adults short-circuiting on index cards, and Tim developing a fresh new celebrity grudge against Wil Wheaton. Sweet, stupid, and lightly singed. Episode Highlights Love, Pegging, and Anniversary Filth America Can’t Read Public […] The post Gunpowder S’mores and Anniversary Pegging first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Today’s show is a lovely little buffet of public meltdowns, fake radio hell, McDonald’s breakfast propaganda, a therapist who immediately forgets therapy, an airplane aisle bulldozer, barn-ready Mead nonsense, and a Florida crack theme that really ties the room together. Opening Chaos A full-on McDonald’s breakfast sandwich ad assault opens the show, complete […] The post Licensed Crack Dealer At Your Service first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Memorial Day on DV means patriotic confusion, old-person oversharing, racist seafood-service disasters, naked Florida menace behavior, and a fresh batch of dirtbag streamer filth. Tim also spends a shocking amount of time trying to fix the American calendar, which honestly might be the most reasonable thing in the whole episode. Opening Chaos Ongoing […] The post Grandpa Dry Humped the Ring Doorbell first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🔥 Episode Summary Tim digs deep into the DV vault for a classic gay porn review episode featuring Palmer’s Lust — a low-budget gay thriller filled with terrible acting, bizarre accents, crystal meth energy, and desert hostage drama. Plus: wedding rap disasters, breakup folk songs, Walmart rebellion, Pornhub’s top searches of 2018, and giant satellite-visible […] The post A Crystal Meth Cock Opera first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🔥 Episode Summary Today’s episode spirals from fake vampire disorders and “trans leukemia” roleplay into a Walmart butt-eating confrontation, a McDonald’s fry contamination revenge plot, and a family receiving bonus human ashes inside an Amazon urn. Also: music designed specifically for fucking cars. 🚗 Faster Than Sex: The Car-Fucking Album Tim discovers a bizarre non-AI […] The post The Trans Leukemia Orchestra first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show opens with a full guided tour through Pizza Boy 3, a 1994 gay-porn crime thriller so stupid it may have actually killed its own franchise, then swerves into neighborhood camera warfare, racial baby-policing, Pokemon handgun negligence, dead-fat penis injections, and a few lovingly […] The post Dead People Fat in Your Penis Shaft first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Friday’s show is a greasy little sampler platter of therapeutic nonsense, human pet-play home improvement, drunk-driver denial, a substitute teacher going fully unglued, and technology that now tracks your ass gas like it’s your heart rate. The future is stupid and smells bad. Opening Chaos A fake Discount Drug Mart ad kicks things […] The post Smart Underwear for Your Demonic Ass Gas first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Wednesday’s show serves up a belated birthday apology, grandma foot-crush porn, a trashy basketball-parking war, a reality makeover ambush for a 41-year-old woman in pigtails, a man hauling a car with his penis while on fire, and a Florida pool-party masturbator. Just a normal midweek spiral. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks and […] The post Grandma’s Stinky Feet Are Waiting For You first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show is a rich stew of birthday flatulence, Christian wizard warfare, Starbucks demonology, an enraged Walmart patriot, diamond-smuggling digestive drama, and a European contest devoted entirely to screaming like a seagull. In other words, a very normal start to the week. Opening Chaos Dragon […] The post A Warlock Traveled Through The Earth For Christian Ass – NEW SHOW! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A last-minute Monday best-of turns into a beautiful disaster: Lord Douche’s mug crisis finally ends, the world nearly gets flattened by space junk, the sex party line coughs up fresh lunatics, and Tim revisits one of the filthiest, weirdest freak-show episodes from 2013. ☕ Mug […] The post Sex Party Line Schizophrenia first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Friday’s show is a beautiful mess of zombie sponsorship theater, Lord Douche treating a water outage like the collapse of civilization, aggressively heterosexual gay porn, subway lunatics, and a Florida man trying to make calls on his shoe. Just a normal week-ending bouquet of rot. Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates Episode Highlights […] The post Turn Those Hemorrhoids Into Hemorrhoidade first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Wednesday’s show ricochets from Stacey Kennison’s latest mafia-witch-prostitution paranoia to instant-karma brat pain, black preachers demanding more testicles and fewer tits, a masturbating Secret Service agent, and one extremely drunk woman trying to murder a dirt-bike kid with her car. Real wholesome midweek material. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos ⚡ Instant Karma Theater ⛪ […] The post You Can’t Build A Society With Tits first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Monday’s show lurches from a public suicide scene turned into spectator sport, to bargain-bin blackface rap disasters, to deranged VR fake-family hostage drama, to a Subway customer screaming through a sandwich order like the world’s angriest condiment director. Just a beautiful start to the week. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Public Freakouts and Human […] The post A Big-Titted Dragon Mom Demands Her Kids Back first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show is a big greasy pile of escort gonorrhea, immobile fat-fetish filth, Steven Dawson insisting he has not died, Taco Bell soda warfare, and Scientology speedrunners treating church properties like live-action video games. Basically, a classy way to end the week. Episode Highlights Opening […] The post Dragging Your Great Value Gut Across The Floor first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is packed with furious service-industry meltdowns, PS5 destruction as child discipline, robot discrimination at the crosswalk, bee-based revenge, a dead sister’s skull-as-paperwork plan, and a fresh round of Mead Skelton employment failure. A classy little buffet. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Listener Confusion and […] The post Crazy Bee Lady Sends Her Buzzing Minions To Take Down The Police first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show is a beautiful garbage fire of AI romance, vaginal odor scholarship, panic-wine thievery, and one Louisiana buffet possibly trying to turn roadside venison into dinner service. In other words, business as usual. Episode Highlights AI Love, But Make It Abusive The Top Five […] The post The Five Vaginal Smells You Need To Avoid first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A short weekend show, but still packed with premium nonsense: a woman declaring war over a dog taking a piss, a wheelchair scammer pulling in serious cash by cosplaying as helpless, and an Ohio drunk driver insisting booze actually makes her safer behind the wheel. […] The post Suck My Dick While Your Dog Pees first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Friday’s show is a nice greasy little sampler platter of schizo Sandra Bullock paranoia, Lord Douche mug drama, Mead being painfully based, tranny weight-gain fever, lasagna hate music, creepy toe commentary, racist florist filth, stale Subway bread violence, and an Italian statue penis that just wanted to be left alone. Episode Highlights Opening […] The post Aggressively Yanking On a 16th Century Penis first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary A short Wednesday show, but still somehow stuffed with horse noises, public sex audio, anal poop hacks, Pastor Manning filth, a New Zealand birthday-party sex-toy trial, and a woman at the dog park screaming like she was raised in a cinder block. Episode Highlights Meade Corner Public Meltdown, Private Thrusting Trashy People, Trashier […] The post Cow Noise Constipation Cure: Moo Yourself To Better Shits first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show is a beautiful trainwreck of wedding-day sponsorships, Jesse Lee Peterson requests, Pastor Manning spiraling about Trump and Harlem, Katie Souza stabbing astral warlocks with a light knife, and one very intoxicated Wendy’s customer who never did get her precious biggie bag. Episode Highlights […] The post Teacher of the Year Is Also A Slutty Bratty BDSM Leather Bottom first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show kicks off with social media hysteria over a supposed 62 million-man rape academy, spirals into audio porn for tiny-penised sons, detours through a VR lesbian simulator, and somehow lands in Texas with a prostitution ring allegedly built for horny cops. Just a nice, […] The post A Virtual Lesbian Simulator and 62 Million Sex Pests first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is a real grab bag of modern brain damage: autism as a gender identity, twin asexuals doing synchronized TikTok therapy, meowing airline pilots, a cop clinging to a moving flatbed like the world’s worst amusement park ride, and a pair of extra-rotten Distorted News stories to keep things nice and unholy. […] The post Asexual Twins and Their Cunnilingus Crazed Father first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎧 Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week by inventing new ways to insult fat people, getting baited into a Perez Hilton sermon update, and wading straight into a gigantic acronym nobody can say without sounding like they’re having a stroke. Then things get weirder, with Harry Dresden breaking into a house, an armed standoff […] The post Lusty Law Enforcement And The Bureau of Horny Dating Apps first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎧 Episode Summary Tim closes out the week with a mess of weird audio, busted bones, screaming people in stores, and a Florida woman who apparently thought a Subway sandwich justified vandalism. There’s also a very strange Love Don’t Judge couple with bones like glass, a ring doorbell encounter with a probable maniac, and a […] The post The Fatberg Is Dropping Poop Clumps And No One Is Safe! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎧Episode Summary 🔥 Episode Highlights 🎶 Opening Chaos ☕ The Mug Saga Continues 📺 90 Day Fiancé Madness (Final Installment… maybe) 🌱 “Lawns Are Racist” (Yes, Really) 🧟 Joe Update: The Saga Gets Worse 🗞️ Distorted News 🇯🇵 Japan’s Testicle Crackdown 🇬🇧 Sauce Rage Gone Wrong 🐊 Florida: Dead Gator Road Trip 📢 Listener Interaction […] The post Female Penis Fragrance & Fungal Shells first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎧Episode Summary 🚨 On Today’s Show 💩 90 Day Fiancé From Hell Tim dives into one of the most insane reality TV sagas ever: But wait… it gets worse. The Confession Avalanche: 👉 Somehow, shitting the bed wasn’t the dealbreaker. ⚖️ Judge Bitch Presiding Another courtroom meltdown for the ages: Outcome:👉 Judge orders a mental […] The post The Sharp Tooth Demon Hiding Inside Of Your Lady’s Vagina – NEW EPISODE first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎧Episode Summary 📝 Episode Summary Timmy Boo serves up a “Best Of” Sideshow Exclusive from 2018 after accidentally forgetting Easter (oops 🙃). This chaotic throwback delivers a buffet of classic DV insanity: livestream meltdowns, savage dads, titty streamer trauma, Uber racism drama, and—because it’s Florida—political beef involving anal bleaching accusations and Hitler comparisons. Basically: vintage […] The post When Your Titty Stream Is Ruined By Your Dad first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎧Episode Summary 🔥 Episode Highlights 🎵 Sponsored by: BrixPix 📱 Listener Interaction 💬 Texts & Voicemails 🎙️ Classic DV Moments Referenced 💸 Support the Show 👉 distortedview.com👉 patreon.com/distortedview 📞 Get Involved 🧠 Links: BrixPix On Youtube: Check Out His Music BrixPix On Spotify: Check Out His Music! Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, […] The post Penetrating Yoshi’s Egg Hole first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎧Episode Summary Hey freaks! Timmy Boo decided to ruin everything good about podcasting by turning today’s episode into a full-blown Broadway-style musical nightmare — and honestly… it kinda works. From emotional ballads about prolapse audio to a tragic mug opera and an attempted on-air murder, this is easily one of the dumbest (and greatest) things […] The post Distorted View Daily: The Musical – A Wicked Phantom of the Prolapse first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎧Episode Summary 🔥 Episode Highlights 🧠 Main Stories 🧬 “Mapping the Depths” Researchers have completed a 3D map of clitoral nerve structures, revealing a branching, dense “biological circuit board” of sensation. 🐰 Easter Bunny Assault A Pennsylvania mall incident turns weird fast: Reminder: Don’t grab holiday mascots. Ever. 👬 Island Boys: Dating Disaster One half […] The post Using A Particle Accelerator on Pussy: The Science Of Clit Mapping first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎧Episode Summary “Spoiled Sperm & Courtroom Chaos” 🧑‍⚖️ Courtroom Idiocy Goes Full Throttle 🚓 Follow-Up: The Dumbest Driver Returns ⚖️ Trans Lawyer Meltdown in Oklahoma Court 🏛️ City Council Meeting from Hell 🧪 Distorted Science: “Spoiled Sperm” 🚗 The I-5 Flasher Strikes Again 📱 Listener Interaction Highlights 📞 Voicemail Highlights 💰 Support the Show 👉 […] The post The Shelf Life of Semen (Shorter Than You Think) first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎧Episode Summary 🧠 On Today’s Show 🏠 Personal Hell: The Mug Incident Tim accidentally destroys Lord Douche’s prized green glass tea mug… and the fallout is nuclear. Days later, the household is still spiraling: 🎉 Holiday Recap: World Down Syndrome Day Tim celebrates DV-style: 👶 Duggar Dumpster Fire 📱 InstaTard: Naya Wild Meet your new […] The post A Full Color Palette of Vaginal Discharge first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show 📝 Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week with a fresh intro and a full-blown descent into chaos. Today’s show delivers everything from conspiracy-riddled “satellite tooth attacks” to deeply disturbing smegma enthusiasts, plus a shrieking airport arrest that redefines public meltdowns. Add in urine-soaked Airbnb destruction, horny school bus employees, […] The post Dick Cheese Diaries: A Culinary Nightmare first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show 📌 On Today’s Show: 🚨 Duggar Drama Continues 💔 Sagittarius Shawty: Date From Hell 🎤 BTS Fan vs. Lady Gaga 🧑‍🏫 Teacher From Hell (Quick Hit) 🛠️ Racist AutoZone Freakout 🪦 RIP (Maybe?) Chuck Norris 📞 Voicemails 💰 Support the Show Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH […] The post Torn Titty Trauma! – NEW EPISODE! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show Tim checks in with a quick update: a brand-new DV episode is still coming later today, but in the meantime he’s serving up a favorite classic installment from September 16, 2014. The episode features one of Tim’s favorite Leanne Paisley Howell “Simple Living” segments, a gloriously stupid Sextastic Tuesday involving […] The post Three-Penis Wine, Jurassic Park Porn & Pizza Tampering first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show Tim kicks off the week with cult recruitment tips, disgusting dog noises, and an update on the HGTV host who acci🔥 Episode Highlights 📰 Distorted News 🎵 Sponsor Segment 💬 Listener Interaction ☎️ Voicemails 💰 Support the Show ⚠️ Featured Image 🎬 Closing Stick around for the full Tainted Broth […] The post Cousin Fucking, Counterfeit Cash, and Cockblocking Demons first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎧Episode Summary On Today’s Show Tim kicks off the week with cult recruitment tips, disgusting dog noises, and an update on the HGTV host who accidentally invented the phrase “fart digger.” Plus: public transit freakouts, a narcissistic TikTok disaster, a karaoke rage gun incident, and a Santa’s Village owner accused of doing some very non-holiday-appropriate […] The post How Many Farts Can a Fart Digger Fart? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎧Episode Summary Camel Botox, Rihanna’s Delusional Shooter & The Log Whisperer On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim proves that Lord Douche might not be the most obsessive person in the relationship after all. What starts as nostalgia for a childhood Commodore 64 word processor quickly turns into a ridiculous mission involving eBay purchases, […] The post Camel Beauty Pageant Scandal: Botox, Fillers and Fake Humps first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Timmy Boo dives into another chaotic mix of internet insanity, weird social media personalities, bizarre news, and questionable life advice. From a prostitute’s unforgettable clients to pickup artists with disastrous flirting strategies, this episode proves once again that humanity is a strange, confusing place. Sagittarius Shawty’s […] The post The Anti-Masturbation App That Snitched first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim kicks off the week with another wild mix of internet absurdity, cringe-inducing viral clips, and bizarre news stories you won’t hear anywhere else. First up, we revisit the strange world of Mead Skelton, who returns with a new video detailing another health scare that landed […] The post We’re At War With Iran, Meanwhile Meade Skelton’s Bowels Declare Jihad first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎧Episode Summary Port-A-Potty Passion, Obsessive Fisting Disorder & AI Love Gone Wrong On today’s Friday edition of Distorted View Daily, Tim wraps up the week with a jam-packed episode full of bizarre news, internet oddities, and some truly questionable life decisions. First up, Tim shares an update on his Squatty Potty experiment, which unfortunately did […] The post Inmate Throws Away Freedom for Porta-Potty Pussy first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

🎧Episode Summary Best Of Show Time – New Sideshow exclusive episode coming later today. Debate Night Madness, Vegan Restaurant Protests, and Kids Chewing Used Condoms On this episode of Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson kicks off a new week of programs with commentary on the chaos surrounding the 2016 U.S. presidential election and the first […] The post Human Intestines in Carry-On Luggage first appeared on Distorted View Daily.