EPISODE · Jan 31, 2026 · 21 MIN

Can Can't

from Unfortunate Cookies · host Heath Fall Kyle Ascione

In this episode of the Unfortunate Cookies podcast, hosts Heath Fall and Kyle Ascione dive into the whimsical world of fortune cookies, exploring the humorous and sometimes perplexing messages they contain. From discussing the meaning of happiness and peace to debating the practicality of climbing ladders with hands in pockets, Heath and Kyle keep the laughs coming. They also share personal anecdotes, including a quirky family tradition involving hot water and coffee. Tune in for a lighthearted conversation filled with unexpected insights and plenty of chuckles. Don't miss the fun as they unwrap the mysteries of fortune cookies, one crumb at a time!https://open.spotify.com/show/7qUe57qMOp1oqCZDLis9oS?si=2xurwq7SQ-y1fM_2wEYqSA

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