Milk and Cookies Relaxation Hour

The script done gone be flipped. I'm in charge while Milk goes along for the ride. 

I read nonsense for the first half. Milk talks treasures, and then we both get rolled by a dog. What a world!

I swear and rant for a while about rude topics. Elijah keeps it together and moves the show along. Some of his stories run on a little long, and aren't perfectly timed like every single one of my soliloquies, but I wrote it that way so whatever.     However, twisteroonie! I am equally hilarious and composed the second segment as the first and Elijah is equally not as not as good as me. 

We got this place swampy by accident!

Six cups of coffee.  Elijah's notes.  New segment.  Six.  Cups.  Of.  Coffee.  The cooking segment is still there' ya just gatta look for it. 

Cooking segment? Check.  Milk's Notes? Check. Cookies screwed up? Check. 

Stuff happens, listen. Okay, the cooking segment is still there. That is the only hint you get. 

Maybe our show is more about a recurring cooking segment, but hey, that's what marketing is for. 

You guessed it: RECURRING COOKING SEGMENT RETURNS. Also, we finally know what the show is about, and we follow up on last ep's challenges. 

A podcast about two young, and possibly handsome men who are struggling to stay positive in a very depressing world.  There is a recurring cooking segment.