Candles, Cones & Chaos

🎬 The Edgeheads return with another round of unfiltered satire, kicking off with a Not-So-Cold Open about Vegas traffic cones rising again for the Formula 1 circus. From there, Gregg steers us into the E.S.B.’s road-rage blues anthem Cone Man, and Lance delivers a Hollywood Minute and a Half that mixes sharp gossip with a heartfelt nod to Robert Redford’s legacy. Stu drops in with Headline News — A Royal celebration? Paula wrestles with the insanity. But that’s not all. This episode bottles pure chaos with Instagram Plastic Wannabe and the biting punk anthem The Roaring Twenties, blending live-wire comedy with E.S.B.’s musical mayhem. Add in the Letter of the Day, a fresh Political Pause, and a surprise appearance from the Parasonic Transducer, and you’ve got 27 minutes of satire, absurdity, and sideways wisdom only The Edgeheads could deliver. Breakdown, Bits & Banter 🚧 Not-So-Cold Open – The crew vents about Vegas cones popping back up for F1. 🎵 E.S.B. Live – Cone Man stomps its way into traffic blues legend. 🎬 Hollywood Minute & a Half – Lance dishes gossip and honors Robert Redford’s legacy. 📰 Headline News w/Stu – DUIs and Trump at Windsor Castle. 💻 Political Pause – Royal pageantry meets protest boos. 🎸 E.S.B. Anthems – Instagram Plastic Wannabe and The Roaring Twenties crank it to 11. 📻 Sponsors – ShinyStaplers.com and ManyIssues.com keep the lights dim. 🎧 Outro – Gregg wrangles chaos and warns you…watch for cones.