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Somebody broke the bleep box and we had to test the replacement live. The whole team was voting on their new favorite way to get censored. Democracy has never sounded worse. Before any of that, Nicky and SAM nearly come to blows over exactly where a certain plant belongs in Nicky’s yard. Gregg attempt seek understanding about pronouns, which goes about as well as you’d expect. Nicky is concerned about dinner parties. It’s the debut of History That Could’ve Happened, Nicky steps into 1931 Prohibition-era Chicago bar. He’s a fella with a big idea, bad luck, and even worse instincts. It could’ve happened. It probably didn’t. But it could have. Breakdown, Bits & Banter 🦆 We got a new bleep box. Almost broke it.
 🪴 A landscaping disagreement between Nicky and SAM.
 🎙️ SAM tries to bring a little culture to the studio with a haiku.
 😤 Lance has opinions about corporate America.
 🍸 Chicago, 1931. A man, a woman, and the last straw. 
🦌 Stu, turns out to be right about grammar. Nobody cares. 
📞 The new voicemail line is live (702) 714-0699

Is that a burrito on the ceiling or are you just happy to see me? The day only got stranger. Nicky wants credit for a spread he didn’t pay for. SAM wants answers. Stu wants everyone to take old news seriously. Nobody’s getting what they want. The Edgeheads staged a real photoshoot for real merchandise, and hired a real professional model to make it look good. Paula fought it the whole way. Lance never stopped talking. And somewhere in the middle of all that direction-giving, the actual professional never stood a chance. Some weeks the show almost runs itself. This was not one of those weeks. Breakdown, Bits & Banter 📸 A photoshoot for the new merch went as smoothly as you’d expect. 🥯 There’s a note. There’s a second note. Neither one made it to the right person in time. 🎤 Stu breaks a very old story wide open, whether or not anyone asked him to. 🧥 Paula was not going to wear the hoodie. Paula wore the hoodie. 🤷 “Right Stu!?” Some questions answer themselves whether you want them to or not. 🕷️ Spider-Man is Certified Fresh with critics and audiences for the first time in recorded history. Lance has thoughts. 🔥 A wrestling term makes its way into professional photography direction. It does not go well.

Gregg tries to claim a World Cup pool he clearly didn’t win, Delores ends the argument in one sentence, and the money goes nowhere. Meanwhile, a swag photoshoot goes sideways fast when Lance discovers he wasn’t considered for the job, and reveals a modeling past that involves J. Crew, 1996. Gregg caves. Randy checks in with an update nobody requested, involving lettuce and a scorecard. Stu has the headlines: a Washington reflecting pool gives up a secret, Florida issues an advisory, and a sculptor in New York learns the hard way that not everything belongs. Lance closes it out with a Hollywood report with more Idols? Breakdown, Bits & Banter 📸 Is Lance omitted from a photoshoot? 🥊 Nicky and SAM argue about who lost the fastest. 🐒 How do you feel about wild monkeys just… in your neighborhood? 🚙 New evidence at the reflecting pool. It doesn’t help the White House. 🗽 A statue, a broken foot, a curse, and zero buyers. 💩 Randy calls in with a tally, and a warning we didn’t want to hear. 📰 How many lawsuits does it take to end a friendship?

🎬 The Edgeheads will return with another round of unfiltered satire, next Thursday. This time for real. Now we’re kicking off with a Not-So-Cold Open about Vegas traffic cones rising again for the Formula 1 circus. From there, Gregg steers us into the E.S.B.’s road-rage blues anthem Cone Man, and Lance delivers a Hollywood Minute and a Half that mixes sharp gossip with a heartfelt nod to Robert Redford’s legacy. Stu drops in with Headline News, A Royal celebration? Paula wrestles with the insanity. But that’s not all. This episode bottles pure chaos with Instagram Plastic Wannabe and the biting punk anthem The Roaring Twenties, blending live-wire comedy with E.S.B.’s musical mayhem. Add in the Letter of the Day, a fresh Political Pause, and a surprise appearance from the Parasonic Transducer, and you’ve got 27 minutes of satire, absurdity, and sideways wisdom only The Edgeheads could deliver. Breakdown, Bits & Banter 📞 Conference call to find out what went wrong. New episode next Thursday 🚧 Not-So-Cold Open – The crew vents about Vegas cones popping back up for F1. 🎵 E.S.B. Live – Cone Man stomps its way into traffic blues legend. 🎬 Hollywood Minute & a Half – Lance dishes gossip and honors Robert Redford’s legacy. 📰 Headline News w/Stu – DUIs and Trump at Windsor Castle. 💻 Political Pause – Royal pageantry meets protest boos. 🎸 E.S.B. Anthems – Instagram Plastic Wannabe and The Roaring Twenties crank it to 11. 📻 Sponsors – ShinyStaplers.com and ManyIssues.com keep the lights dim.

🌴 We’ll be back next Thursday, July 23rd. Until then, from the Vault: The Edgeheads examine the underbelly of summer travel, emotional support loopholes, and the danger of mixing HR with Coldplay. Nicky rants about a grocery store incident involving three Yorkshire terrors, the Tribunal bans a Cabinet member for confusing Medicaid with free farm labor, and Gregg delivers a dramatic reading of real hotel reviews that smell like pickles and despair. Meanwhile, Lance reports on an extramarital kiss-cam scandal that has corporate America gagged. Plus: Stephen Hawking returns via the Parasonic Transducer to assess Earth’s asteroid risk—and the crew shares their personal life quotes, just in case it all ends tomorrow. Also featuring a Political Pause aimed at well, you know. Breakdown, Bits & Banter 🗄️ Straight from the Vault this week. New episode July 23rd. 🐶 Not-So-Cold Open: Nicky loses it over emotional support Yorkies and grocery store “payloads.” ⚖️ Tribunal: Brooke Rollins is banned for confusing Medicaid with migrant labor. 🛏️ Dramatic Read: Real hotel reviews reveal a summer horror show of condoms, funk, and “discussing” blankets. 🌠 Parasonic Transducer: Stephen Hawking returns to weigh in on the asteroid flyby. 💋 Cue The Scandal™: Lance reports on a Coldplay concert kiss-cam that outed two tech execs mid-affair. 🗳️ Political Pause: It’s the party of regression with a side of satire. 💬 Life Quotes: The crew shares their personal mantras.

😤 We’re taking a short breather. We’ll be back soon. Until then, from the Vault: Gregg tries to bring peace and calm to the chaos with a group anger management session. Breathing, visualization, counting to ten, you name it, he tries it. The result? The quietest screaming match you’ll ever hear. From Lance’s couture mantras to Nicky’s cologne denial, from Delores redefining “positive expression” to Sam roasting marshmallows on his mental meadow, it’s Anti Anger Management, Edgeheads style. Spoiler: serenity does not survive the hour. Breakdown, Bits & Banter 🗄️ Straight from the Vault this week. New episodes soon. 😤 Ths Anti-Anger Management Class — breathing, counting, chaos. 👔 Lance’s Mantra — Inhale couture, exhale manure. 🐟 Nicky’s Meltdown — indigestion, cologne denial, and Jimmy Hoffa 🥃 Delores’s Wisdom — “Breathing is optional at my age.” 🧘 Sam’s Meadow — is on fire, but there’s a secret. 🎛️ Paula’s Sarcasm — The quietest screaming match I’ve ever heard. 🐊 Edgeheads Mantra — Serenity is overrated.

Something goes wrong. Apparently Nicky didn’t follow his own safety tips. Randy’s finger has a rocket ship bandage on it. It’s a cartoon, not Space X. It involves pliers, a piccolo, and a theory about performance enhancement that Nicky stands behind completely. Don’t go there. Sam did. Uncle Nicky’s 4th of July Safety Tips returns with new tips for the new year, covering fireworks, parties, and pet safety. Stu Pidasle has the news from the National Mall celebration, where the crowd was confirmed by multiple outlets. An additional item from the festivities requires three attempts to read aloud. SAM attempts to save the day. Breakdown, Banter & Bits 🚀 Randy’s finger gets a very cool band-aid. 🐟 It’s the 2nd annual Uncle Nicky’s 4th of July Safety Tips. 🎆 Need fireworks? Nicky knows a guy on the reservation. 🔧 DYOF. (Do Your Own Fireworks) Randy offers to help Nicky. 🐾 Pet safety closes out the safety tips. 📰 Stu with the news from the National Mall celebration. 🎩 SAM steps in with an attempt to save the news.

Something is wrong with the reflecting pool. Again. It’s been painted, filled, turned green, drained, driven on, refilled, and is now being blamed for something horrible. Stu has the report. The crew convenes for a beta feedback session on The Edgeheads App. It’s one part product review, one part feature wish list, and one part medical testimonial. SAM has concerns. Nicky has a request and Paula has a 2 word testimonial. The World Cup is happening. Messi has eighteen goals. Ronaldo has six tournaments. SAM has the United States at plus thirty-three hundred and no regrets. Lance has not yet committed, pending a final uniform review. Delores has had France since March. It’s the last Thursday of Pride Month. Breakdown, Banter & Bits 🌊 The Reflecting Pool has a new color and new problems. 🦆 SAM is not a professional pool man. 📱 The Edgeheads App has a beta feedback session. ☕ Sam & Fish have feature requests. It seems reasonable. To them. ⚽ The World Cup allegiances have been declared. 🎤 The Freedom 250 concert series is no longer a concert. 🌈 It’s the last Thursday of Pride Month.

Randy is in the house! He takes the news of VGK falling short of winning the cup like a champ and, of course, keeps it positive. We bring out the Parasonic Transducer to communicate with the other side and get a very big surprise. So many questions and not enough time. Sam & Fish take their approach to social media very openly and seriously, and who are we to judge? We’re The Edgeheads, that’s who. Don’t try to help if help isn’t wanted. It might be needed, but that’s not the point. And, how do you measure a friendship? Sam has ideas and it’s not what you think. Or is it? Breakdown, Bits & Banter 🏒 Randy’s in the house and he’s doing better than expected. 📡 The Parasonic Transducer connects to the ether, automatically? ❓ So many questions. Nicky is “helping” and making it worse. 📱 Sam & Fish take on “The Instagram”. Buckle up. 🤝 Can you explain a problem to people who have no problem with the problem? 🔇 Paula shares a regret. 💸 SAM tries to collect his perceived debt in an interesting manner.

Someone in Gregg’s neighborhood has a cat. The cat has a routine. The routine involves Gregg’s front yard. It’s not looking good.

 Also this week, Nicky shows up with a black eye and a story he absolutely does not want to tell. SAM needs to protect himself. The cast gets one paragraph to introduce themselves in The Edgeheads app. Happy hour was involved. It shows. And Stephen Colbert did his last show. Gregg has thoughts. Nicky has questions. Randy is a scene stealer. Breakdown, Bits & Banter 🐱 A neighbor. A cat and a scheduled appointment. 🥊 Nicky’s eye has a story. The story has a rat. 📱 App bios. Written at happy hour. By the crew. 🚗 Did Lance steal a photo? 🌿 Scaredy Cat Plants, trap doors, plastic forks, and a grizzly bear? ⏱️ Another Sixty Seconds Soapbox

The Edgeheads are back and begging for trouble. SAM and Lance were involved in a weekend home improvement project that nobody authorized. Spoiler alert, Karen loved it. Stu covers the continuing collapse of CBS News with complete confidence and catastrophic inaccuracy. Lance has obtained a transcript of the infamous staff meeting, and that means it’s time for Edgeheads Theater. Lance returns with the Hollywood Minute and a Half. He covers the Summer Movie previews from Spielberg to Skeletor. Plus, Did you know backing in is a thing? Catch it on Gregg’s 60 second Soapbox. New episodes every Thursday. Breakdown, Bits & Banter 🐸 A spare key, ceramic frog and a weekend getaway = shenanigans

 🎭 Lance obtained a transcript of the CBS staff meeting, and that means it’s time for Edgeheads Theater.

 📺 Stu covers the collapse of CBS News with complete confidence and zero accuracy. 🎬 The Summer Movie Preview is covered from Spielberg to Skeletor. 🛒 The 90 Second Soapbox has been refined to The 60 Second Soapbox. Less time. More Rant. 🌈 It’s Pride Month. Celebrate exactly who you are. Out loud. Without apology.

Season 2 kicks off with a bang, and a bill. After a mysterious delay (thanks, Nicky), the crew is back in the studio with unfinished business, unpaid invoices, and a chemical emergency in Southern California that somehow involves a 23-year-old pyramid scheme and industrial tanks. SAM has paperwork. Nicky has excuses. The Tribunal has a gavel and a very long list. Lance has opinions about wigs, Stu has news, and a business opportunity nobody asked for. Welcome back. It only gets better from here. Breakdown, Bits & Banter 🪣 Nicky almost sold chemical tanks. 🧾 SAM wants payment. Plus interest. 🐻 Randy does not like bullies. ⚖️ The Banned Wagon gets filled up. 🐝 Bees. Wigs. And a business opportunity nobody wants.

They are back! But they never really went away. Season 2 of The Edgeheads launches Thursday, May 21st. Based on available evidence, the Sphere is sending messages to aliens about Greenland. Question everyone. Nobody in the booth can be trusted, and Nicky has it on excellent authority. New episodes every Thursday.You’ve been warned.

The Edgeheads hit the Windy City in this wild Season 1 finale. From TSA chaos in Vegas to sightseeing misfires in Chicago, the crew navigates Malört shots, tourist traps, and more bean jokes than anyone asked for. But when it’s time to head home, things don’t go so smooth. A bathroom break, souvenir strife, and one very confused first-class upgrade leave the team fractured at O’Hare — and the season hanging on a cliff. Breakdown, Bits & Banter 🛫 Not So Cold Open – Vegas Departure Mayhem TSA flask drama, pajama-shamed tourists, and an in-flight seatbelt showdown. 🎶 Act 2 – Remote Studio, Chicago Plans Calls from home, Sam’s Feng Shui, hidden haikus, and the Letter of the Day reveal. 🍻 Act 3 – Sightseeing Chicago Malört shots at a bar, wrong trains, the Bean, Willis Tower doom, a drag detour, and Lance’s luxury meltdown on the Magnificent Mile. ✈️ Act 4 – O’Hare Departure & Cliffhanger Missing Nicky, loyal Sam, a first-class twist, and one unforgettable Edgeheads episode.

🎬 The Edgeheads return with another round of unfiltered satire, kicking off with a Not-So-Cold Open about Vegas traffic cones rising again for the Formula 1 circus. From there, Gregg steers us into the E.S.B.’s road-rage blues anthem Cone Man, and Lance delivers a Hollywood Minute and a Half that mixes sharp gossip with a heartfelt nod to Robert Redford’s legacy. Stu drops in with Headline News — A Royal celebration? Paula wrestles with the insanity. But that’s not all. This episode bottles pure chaos with Instagram Plastic Wannabe and the biting punk anthem The Roaring Twenties, blending live-wire comedy with E.S.B.’s musical mayhem. Add in the Letter of the Day, a fresh Political Pause, and a surprise appearance from the Parasonic Transducer, and you’ve got 27 minutes of satire, absurdity, and sideways wisdom only The Edgeheads could deliver. Breakdown, Bits & Banter 🚧 Not-So-Cold Open – The crew vents about Vegas cones popping back up for F1. 🎵 E.S.B. Live – Cone Man stomps its way into traffic blues legend. 🎬 Hollywood Minute & a Half – Lance dishes gossip and honors Robert Redford’s legacy. 📰 Headline News w/Stu – DUIs and Trump at Windsor Castle. 💻 Political Pause – Royal pageantry meets protest boos. 🎸 E.S.B. Anthems – Instagram Plastic Wannabe and The Roaring Twenties crank it to 11. 📻 Sponsors – ShinyStaplers.com and ManyIssues.com keep the lights dim. 🎧 Outro – Gregg wrangles chaos and warns you…watch for cones.

🎲 Vegas just lost its shuffle — The Golden Gate has pulled the plug on live dealers, and Nicky the Fish is not happy about it. From “bleep-bloop” blackjack to the confusion between the Macaroni and the Macarena, the gang takes a spin through Dancing Dealers, pole-dancing hypotheticals, and the disappearance of casino soul. Meanwhile, Lance serves up a Hollywood Minute-and-a-Half that runs three, Paula keeps her sarcasm locked and loaded, and Gregg reminds everyone that Episode 22 statistically puts The Edgeheads in the top one percent of podcasts — a claim quickly derailed by sequins, skincare routines, and Sam’s Mahjong math. Plus, RFK Jr. worms his way into a “Minute of Your Time,” a Broadway-style parody, and a full Tribunal ban. Chaos, comedy, and zero dignity, all in under thirty minutes. Breakdown, Bits & Banter 🎲 The Golden Gate ditches live dealers, and Nicky rants 
✨ Hollywood Minute-and-a-Half – Lance spills Emmy tea, sequins included. 📞 A Minute of Your Time – RFK Jr. calls in, crackle voice and brain worms in tow. 🎶 E.S.B. Parody Song – A Broadway send-up of “Favorite Things,” RFK edition. 🔨 The Edgeheads Tribunal – First lifetime ban. 💌 Fish Cards – Nicky’s brutally honest greeting cards, reviewed by the gang. 📊 By the Numbers – Episode 22 puts The Edgeheads in rare statistical air… allegedly.

🍲 The Edgeheads return with a plateful of culture-war comfort food as Cracker Barrel’s logo fiasco takes center stage. From “Uncle Cracker” to “Colon Blow Café,” the team can’t stop serving up new names for America’s most confused restaurant chain. Gregg gets on his soapbox about “reverse discrimination” (spoiler: it doesn’t exist), Paula sharpens the DEI statement into a roast, and Delores crunches Cracker Barrel’s stock numbers with the cold precision of a Wall Street assassin. But that’s just the appetizer. Nicky fumbles a live read for ShinyStaplers.com, Stu Pidassle bungles not one but two postal crime stories, and Lance delivers a Hollywood Minute and a Half dripping with Venice glamour and Armani elegy. Toss in a hidden haiku, and Paula’s bleeps arriving just a little too late, and you’ve got the recipe: inclusive chaos—smothered, stapled, and served with a side of gravy. Breakdown, Bits & Banter 🪑 Cracker Barrel chaos — logo backlash, stock talk, and more. 🥘 “Inclusive Chaos” and the DEI Statement nobody saw coming. 📎 ShinyStaplers.com sponsor debut: Nicky’s live read is off the rails. 📰 Edge Head Line News with Stu: drugs, postal scams, and taco arson. 👠 Hollywood Minute and a Half: A farewell to Giorgio Armani. 🧮 Delores crunches numbers and serves Wall Street shade. 📝 Another hidden haiku. 🔔 Paula’s bleeps land, …fashionably late.

🎉 Labor Day chaos meets milestone mayhem as The Edgeheads hit Episode 20. From a guacamole dispute and napkin nitpicking to Randy’s hamster troubles, again, no one can agree on anything — except that the show must go on. Lance swoons over a Swift engagement, Paula calls out everyone’s nonsense, and another hidden haiku. Meanwhile, ignorance goes pro in our new segment D’Merica, where we unpack known facts that some Americans don’t believe. Lance resurrects Hollywood’s first great scandal with Roscoe “Fatty” Arbuckle, and the Tribunal takes aim at J.D. Vance. Add a killer post-credit tune, and you’ve got a party nobody asked for… but everyone should hear. Breakdown, Bits & Banter 🌪️ Labor Day Dispute – Guacamole, napkin nitpicking, and who’s stuck hosting. 🐹 Randy Call-In – Searching for Derek (aka Alexander Hamster-ton) 💍 Hollywood Minute & a Half – Lance swoons over a Swift engagement. 🇺🇸 D’Merica! – Ignorance goes pro: dinosaurs, flat earth, and moon landing madness. 🎭 Cue the Scandal – Lance resurrects Hollywood’s first big scandal: Roscoe “Fatty” Arbuckle. ⚖️ The Tribunal – J.D. Vance. Enough said. 🥃 Delores brings scotch, Paula the fire extinguisher, and another hidden haiku. 🎶 A milestone party nobody asked for… but everyone should hear.

😤 This week, Gregg tries to bring peace and calm to the chaos with a group anger management session. Breathing, visualization, counting to ten — you name it, he tries it. The result? The quietest screaming match you’ll ever hear. From Lance’s couture mantras to Nicky’s cologne denial, from Delores redefining “positive expression” to Sam roasting marshmallows on his mental meadow, it’s Anti Anger Management, Edgeheads style. Spoiler: serenity does not survive the hour. Breakdown, Bits & Banter 😤 Ths Anti-Anger Management Class — breathing, counting, chaos. 👔 Lance’s Mantra — Inhale couture, exhale manure. 🐟 Nicky’s Meltdown — indigestion, cologne denial, and Jimmy Hoffa 🥃 Delores’s Wisdom — “Breathing is optional at my age.” 🧘 Sam’s Meadow — is on fire, but there’s a secret. 🎛️ Paula’s Sarcasm — The quietest screaming match I’ve ever heard. 🐊 Edgeheads Mantra — Serenity is overrated.

This week, the Edgeheads serve up a full platter of chaos: Nicky’s gives his Masters Class, Lance’s Hollywood Minute and a Half on horror films and guess who, and a new nightclub reveal. We even read listener reviews that are somehow both glowing and deeply insulting. But the pièce de résistance? An ICE recruitment ad that promises patriotism, Fortnite “combat” credit, and your own personal face mask — because nothing says autumn like seasonal, forced deportations, even if they’re wrong and illegal. From squirrels stealing your nuts to Luther the plotting dog, it’s satire you can sip on. Breakdown, Bits & Banter 📰 Stu’s Edge Head Line News – From a thieving squirrel to backyard pranks, Don’t talk about the Pink Noodle. 🎬 Hollywood Minute and a Half – Josh Brolin, early Halloween, and Guess Who’s big reveal on a podcast. 🎧 Listener Reviews – Glowing praise, backhanded compliments, and Luther the dog. 🎯 ICE is Hiring – patriotism, Fortnite “combat” credit, and your own personal face mask. 🐿️ Squirrel Wisdom – Lance and SAM weigh in on critters with questionable boundaries. 🎭 Edgeheads Banter – Fish, The Master, Sam Zen, and a few surprise zingers that go completely off the rails.

👃Lance’s quest for a straighter nose turns into a full-on rhinoplasty roast, complete with unsolicited opinions, questionable medical facts, and an ESB song no one asked for. Meanwhile, Nicky isn’t convinced this “deviated septum” thing is real, Sam tries to keep the science straight, and Paula does what she does best—roll her eyes. Then, The Edgeheads Tribunal convenes to pass judgment on Greg Abbott, RFK Jr., and a surprise late entry from Nicky that gives Bill Cosby a brand-new nickname—one you’ll never unhear. Toss in awkward car karaoke, celebrity tweet chaos, and the Letter of the Day, and you’ve got Episode 17: A Nose for Justice – Bye Slip Zaddy. Breakdown, Bits & Banter 👃 Rhinoplasty: Lance’s nose becomes the star attraction. 🎵 ESB Song – “Nose Job”: Emotional Support Band serenades the schnoz. 🛣️ Mic’ed Up with Lance: judgement, humming, and squirrel safety initiatives. 🗳️ Political Pause: Trump claims prices are down— Hmm. 🏖️ BiggerBeachBalls.com: Size matters (when it’s inflatable). 🗺️ X Marks the Spot: Celebrity tweet quiz with real and fake chaos. ⚖️ The Edgeheads Tribunal: Greg Abbott, RFK Jr., and Bill Cosby join the banned wagon.

When a mysterious youth troop cons Nicky out of $100 and a dream of cookies, the studio descends into a blistering roast session, revealing how even the most streetwise among us can be suckered by a banner and badges. The crew examines the name of “the group” and unpacks what Nicky now calls “a leadership investment in Mesquite.” Spoiler alert: there were no cookies. Just a lollypop. Elsewhere, Lance spills Hollywood tea on Anderson, Neeson, Murphy, and the Pink Panther reboot. The cast debates burger greatness, Gregg tries to stop a trainwreck in real time, and SAM drops a haiku about identity and meat. Also: an awkward “make good” attempt for one of our main sponsors, and the haunting truth about behind sight. Breakdown, Bits & Banter 🍪 The Cookie Cartel – Nicky gets hustled by a fake youth troop and thinks he was “supporting leadership.” 📉 Behind Sight is Always 20 – A new Fishlexia classic is born. 🍔 Burger Brawl – The cast erupts over a “Best Burger” list. In-N-Out gets dragged. 🎭 Hollywood Minute and a Half – Lance delivers gossip on The Pink Panther reboot, The Pickup, and a new Naked Gun movie. 🥊 Sponsor Damage Control – A heartfelt (?) apology to BiggerBeachBalls.com. Or at least an attempt. 🎤 Political Pause – The mysterious art of speaking nonsense fluently. 🧁 Letter of the Day – You’ll have to keep listening. 🪄 Haiku of the Week – A beefy meditation on identity… and meat. 🎧 Previously On… – A suspicious Sedona trinket.

🌀 This week on The Edgeheads, we tackle the collision of comedy and censorship—with a hamster on the loose and a cape that should’ve stayed in the museum. Randy drops off Alexander Hamsterton for a bit of hamster-sitting, which spirals as only it can. Lance delivers a heartfelt Hollywood Minute and a Half tribute (RIP to… who?), Gregg reads Weird Facts You Can’t Unlearn, and the cast chimes in with insights no science book would ever print. It’s chaotic, colorful, and questionably educational. Then it’s curtains up for a bold, live table read: Edgeheads Theater – The Comedy Compliance Initiative. In a glass tower above LA, the Misfit Motivators reenact the boardroom backstab that may or may not resemble real events (looking at you, Paramount). When satire becomes a threat, who pulls the plug? This ensemble segment blends farce, friction, and an ending you’ll feel in your soul. Stay tuned for our First Amendment PSA Breakdown, Bits, and Banter 🐹 Not-So-Cold Open: Randy drops off his emotional support hamster for babysitting. 🕯️ Hollywood Minute & a Half: Lance delivers a In Memoriam (Ozzy, Malcolm-Jamal, Hogan) 🧠 Weird Facts You Can’t Unlearn: Skunks, flamingos, wombat poop, and why strawberries are frauds. 🎙️ Edgeheads Theater – “The Comedy Compliance Initiative”: The team performs a live table read of a satirical script about canceling Colbert. Featuring: bad acting, good insults, and one gold-plated breadstick. ✉️ Letter of the Day: One letter closer to the hidden message. Still no clues given. 📢 PSA – “The 1st Amendment PR problem”: A sharp-edged monologue about satire, censorship. 🎧 Paula’s Button: A perfectly mistimed shade bomb closes the serious on a high note. 🎵 Post-Credit Song: Just because.

🌴 This week, The Edgeheads examine the underbelly of summer travel, emotional support loopholes, and the danger of mixing HR with Coldplay. Nicky rants about a grocery store incident involving three Yorkshire terrors, the Tribunal bans a Cabinet member for confusing Medicaid with free farm labor, and Gregg delivers a dramatic reading of real hotel reviews that smell like pickles and despair. Meanwhile, Lance reports on an extramarital kiss-cam scandal that has corporate America gagged. Plus: Stephen Hawking returns via the Parasonic Transducer to assess Earth’s asteroid risk—and the crew shares their personal life quotes, just in case it all ends tomorrow. Also featuring a Political Pause aimed at well, you know. Breakdown, Bits & Banter 🐶 Not-So-Cold Open: Nicky loses it over emotional support Yorkies and grocery store “payloads.” ⚖️ Tribunal: Brooke Rollins is banned for confusing Medicaid with migrant labor. 🛏️ Dramatic Read: Real hotel reviews reveal a summer horror show of condoms, funk, and “discussing” blankets. 🌠 Parasonic Transducer: Stephen Hawking returns to weigh in on the asteroid flyby. 💋 Cue The Scandal™: Lance reports on a Coldplay concert kiss-cam that outed two tech execs mid-affair. 🗳️ Political Pause: It’s the party of regression with a side of satire. 💬 Life Quotes: The crew shares their personal mantras.

It’s the debut of Welcome to The Roaring Twenties and pop culture gets the Edgeheads treatment in this high-stakes trivia battle where movie quotes, song lyrics, and iconic moments collide in a chaotic mashup quiz. Gregg hosts while Lance, Nicky, and Sam compete (and bicker) through three rounds of “increasing BS” Nicky. The points don’t matter, but the pride does. Meanwhile, Randy calls in with a “fact-fact” about the number 13, Delores mistakes a vampire tooth for a crayon, and we learn that bakers can’t count. It’s fast-paced, full of laughs, and dangerously close to educational. Welcome to The Mashening—where the stakes are imaginary, and the pop culture references never sleep. Breakdown, Bits, and Banter 🎙️ Not So Cold Open – Debuts the killer song Welcome to The Roaring Twenties. 🧠 Pop Culture Mashup Quiz – Round 1 – Lance dominates, SAM surprises, and Nicky spirals into a points deficit. 🔔 Round 2: The MashUp Continues – Buzz Lightyear, Ferris Bueller, and Chuck Berry collide; Paula’s deadpan keeps things grounded. 💣 Round 3: The Mashening – Double points, epic blowups, and the debut of Pop Quiz ☎️ Randy’s Fun Fact Call – Crickets, baker’s math, and an aviation superstition

🇺🇸 It’s the 4th of July weekend, and The Edgeheads are celebrating America’s favorite small-scale warfare: fireworks! Gregg wrestles with Real ID rage, Uncle Nicky delivers the world’s worst safety tips, and the gang debates pool disasters, open flame “efficiency,” and whether jazz pianists can survive with fewer fingers. Meanwhile, Lance spirals over Anna Wintour’s shocking exit, Stu reports the weirdest headlines. Packed with chaotic banter, scathing satire, and zero actual life advice, this episode is your one-stop shop for laughing at everything wrong with America’s birthday party. Remember: safety third—and don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and call the hotline to join the madness. Breakdown, Bits, and Banter 🇺🇸 Not-So-Cold Open – Real ID roll call devolves into Gregg’s epic soapbox rant. ✉️ Letter of the Day – Sam questions everything 
📰 Headline News w/Stu 🚗 Mic’d Up in Traffic 🔥 Uncle Nicky’s 4th of July Safety Tips – safety third! 🎤 Hollywood Minute and a Half – Lance spirals over Anna Wintour’s resignation
 🪖 Patriot+: Insurrection Unit – Pardoned idiots play ICE agent cosplay in Law & Disorder. 💬 Political Pause – Satirical break on America’s contradictions. 📢 Sponsor Breaks – ManyIssues.com & BiggerBeachBalls.com keep the lights on… barely. 🎵 Killer Post-Credit Song

Ego take center stage as the wannabe King, unilaterally bombs Iran, sparking chaos in the studio. Meanwhile, Nicky’s refusal to say goodbye on the phone turns into a group intervention, complete with Paula’s damning evidence. Pineapple pizza nearly ends lifelong friendships as the crew debates culinary crimes, and Randy’s trivia spirals into a showdown over famous last words. From Delores calling in from Canada to Lance’s cutting commentary on tight ends and tight timelines, this episode delivers political absurdity, emotional meltdowns, and culinary betrayal. Buckle up for conspiracies, insults, and the ultimate question: does pineapple belong on pizza—or should it be a federal offense? Breakdown, Bits, and Banter 🎙️ Operation: Ego Storm – An Ego fueles hypocrisy
 📞 Why No Bye – Nicky’s refusal to say goodbye triggers an intervention 🍍 Pizza Panic – Nicky almost starves. 🎭 Randy’s Trivia: Famous Last Words – 🇨🇦 Delores Remote Dispatch – Live from Canada, 🐟 Nicky’s 4th Wall Rant – Chicago vs. New York, 
 🤐 The cast reveals the tiny annoyances that make them snap 🚨 The Lie – A fabricated flashback?

Lance hosts a French-fusion dinner party that spirals into chaos with mismatched cheeses, a mime meltdown, and a suspicious “standing arrangements”? Meanwhile, Nicky is forced to read a live sponsor spot he clearly didn’t rehearse—twice—and somehow turns beach balls into a public HR violation. Elsewhere in the madness: Randy nearly burns down the house over cinnamon toast, a warped “Political Pause” drops, and the team clearly divided on Hawaiian pizza. Paula’s eating during the show, SAM’s confused but committed, and Gregg is barely holding the wheel. Welcome to The Edgeheads. Breakdown, Bits, and Banter 🧀 Lance’s Dinner Party goes full fromage with flags, a missing magician, and a talking mime 🏳️‍🌈 Nicky’s Backyard Pride Bomb drops. You read that right. 📢 LIVE Sponsor Read: Nicky fumbles his way —twice ☎️ Randy Calls In: A cinnamon toast fire, more trivia, and… Hawaiian pizza? 📰 Edge Headline News: Stu Pidasle returns with maximum confusion 📻 Political Pause: A brief, detour into presidential word salad

“Ghosted by a Genius” dives into the absurd “Presidential” bromance, political pivots, and quantum snark. The Edgeheads open with a serious(ish) discussion on “Elonia’s” Big Beautiful Breakup before spiraling into a crash-landing cameo from Network TV News correspondent Terry Moran. From whispered scandals to a cosmic customer service call with Stephen Hawking (yes, that one), the crew tests the limits of technology, tact, and transdimensional sarcasm. Also in this episode: a Tony Awards Peacock, Paula’s reluctant debut on Instagram, and a haunting reminder that we’re all wasting time. Featuring the Emotional Support Band, and more than one cry for help disguised as satire. It’s smart, stupid, and possibly interdimensional. Subscribe, share, and listen often. Breakdown, Bits, and Banter ❄️ Cold Open, Warm Take – The bromance is dead: Elonia turns on the “Big Beautiful Bill,” and the gang breaks it down with sarcasm and Sambuca. 🧠 A Minute of Your Time – Special guest Terry Moran gets cut off in the most American way possible: with forced politeness and utter chaos. 🔕 SAM’s Vow of Silence – No talking, just chalk. And yet somehow, still less confusing than Congress. 🧊 Cue The Scandal™: The Icebox Blonde – Part 3 – Lance closes out Thelma Todd’s frosty tale with noir glam, dead men’s fingerprints, and emotionally unstable jazz. 🧼 ManyIssues.com is still a sponsor 👻 Parasonic Transducer – The team finally contacts Stephen Hawking from the beyond. 📱 Social Media Roll Call – Paula regrets her life. Lance is fabulous. Nicky thinks Spotify is a skin condition.

In this episode of The Edgeheads, The Paula Takeover, Gregg is sick. The cast has been “excused.” And Paula—normally stuck behind the booth—takes full control of the show. In this completely unauthorized episode, Paula curates her own lineup: pop-punk rage from the Emotional Support Band, a bluesy traffic meltdown, a re-visit to the greeting cards from Nicky the Fish, and one deeply unfortunate podcast celebration cake. With no one left to stop her, Paula delivers judgment, music, and passive-aggressive commentary at full volume. Breakdown, Bits, and Banter Paula takes control of the show while Gregg recovers Opening phone calls to dismiss the entire cast “Instagram Plastic Wannabe” – A blistering punk anthem by ESB Nicky the Fish’s greeting card gets… personal “Cone Man” (New Version) – A Delta blues takedown of traffic cones Our current sponsor ManyIssues.com A look back at Episode 04’s Top 10% milestone—and the cake crisis Paula delivers with just enough contempt to make it classy

This week on The Edgeheads, things get heated at the self-checkout, suspicious in Old Hollywood, and strangely personal in a game of trivia. SAM faces off with a gaslighty grocery scanner, and launches into a tirade about canned fruit and lead poisoning. Lance steps back into scandal mode with Part Two of The Icebox Blonde, revealing even more mystery. Meanwhile, Delores checks in from Toronto, and the cast navigates a surprise round of “Trivia with Randy,” which turns out to be a quiz entirely about Randy himself. From fake sponsors to fake patriotism, the episode closes with a double-shot of satire: Lance defines “performative patriotrauma” before launching into a promo for Walker: Gaslight Ranger™ is coming soon to the streaming platform, Patriot+. Some bad behavior gets banned, and everyone (somehow) survives. Press play and prepare to question your freedom—one sarcastic segment at a time. Breakdown, Bits, and Banter 📦 Not-So-Cold Open: SAM recounts a tense self-checkout showdown over pineapple rings. 🇨🇦 Delores checks in from her new digs in Toronto… with scotch and complaints. 🎤 Cue The Scandal™: Part Two of “The Icebox Blonde” dives deeper into Thelma Todd’s Hollywood mystery. 🧠 Trivia with Randy: Randy hosts his own trivia game… all the questions are about Randy. ⚖️ Edgeheads Tribunal: Bans are handed down for red-flag behavior.

The Edgeheads are back, and Vegas is bleeding tourist dollars like a blackjack dealer with a nosebleed. In this oversized episode, Gregg tries to rally the cast into helping fix the city’s tourism slump—what follows is a full-blown brainstorm gone sideways. Nicky longs for the days of shrimp cocktails and real slot machines, SAM proposes a campaign rebrand, and Lance delivers a rhinestone-encrusted vision of recovery that may or may not involve topless cowboys. There’s a live call to the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority, and it goes… about how you’d expect. Also in this episode: Gregg gets trapped in phone purgatory with Dr. McMandible’s office, leading to the debut of “Customer Service Hold Music Hell.” SAM loses his cool in traffic (and possibly his soul), and the Parasonic Transducer is once again brought out, and Lance finally unveils part one of Cue The Scandal™—a dramatic retelling of Hollywood’s coldest mystery, The Icebox Blonde. Breakdown, Bits, and Banter Gregg calls an emergency brainstorm to help fix Vegas tourism; the result is Operation: Re-Vegas—a chaotic mess of gravy fountains, bilingual crosswalks, and a live call to the LVCVA. Dr. McMandible’s hold line becomes a waking nightmare, leading to the debut of the song “Customer Service Hold Music Hell.” The Parasonic Transducer is fired up again. New noises. No ghost. Nicky relives Ouija trauma. SAM is caught on mic during a traffic meltdown and blames the show. Loudly. Lance finally debuts Cue The Scandal™ with Part One of The Icebox Blonde—a noir retelling with fashion flair and fatal twists. “Bring back Liberace.” “You made a bowl of crap, Gregg.” “Gravy. Fountains.” “We’ll file that under ideas no one asked for.”

Nicky swears he met the new Pope in a bar near Midway Airport. Delores prepares to flee Vegas heat by “summering” in Canada. Meanwhile, Randy brings the hamster for an official naming ceremony, Stu stumbles through another news segment, and Nicky unveils his brutally honest line of greeting cards. Also in this episode: Gregg attempts paranormal contact with Stephen Hawking using a suspicious device from a Pahrump pawn shop, Lance delivers hot celebrity gossip, and the Edgeheads take a Political Pause to unpack the forgotten word “groceries.” One train wreck at a time. Breakdown, Bits, and Banter Delores reveals she’s fleeing Vegas heat for Canada—but not because of tariffs. Nicky debuts his brutally honest greeting card line. Stu Pidasle delivers the news… poorly. Randy brings the hamster for an official naming ceremony. It goes exactly how you’d expect. Gregg unveils the Parasonic Transducer in a failed attempt to reach Stephen Hawking from beyond. Nicky insists he once drank beer with the new Pope. There’s a pretzel involved. A new Political Pause explores whether the word “groceries” still exists. Lance returns with the Hollywood Minute and a Half.

Episode 04 marks a milestone—sort of. The Edgeheads celebrate making it to Episode 4, which statistically places them in the top ten percent of all podcasts… that don’t immediately quit. Lance is thrilled. Nicky is suspicious. Gregg caves in. Meanwhile, the Tribunal returns with real bans, The Edgeheads Theater makes it’s debut, and a new sponsor emerges?. Plus: Trump forgets what the Declaration of Independence is, and Lance weighs in on Marvel’s mid-rebrand meltdown. You’re still reading? Wow. Statistically improbable. Breakdown, Bits, and Banter Randy – calls in to thank the crew. Lance – announces the podcast is now in the top 10%. He demands a celebration. The Edgeheads Tribunal – returns: Nicky and SAM appeal their bans, and four new people are officially banned. ManyIssues.com – becomes our newest sponsor. Edgeheads Theater – debuts with Yelp Me! I’m Melting. Lance serves up tea – with the Hollywood Minute and a Half, including The Thunderbolts identity crisis. The cake – finally arrives… and it’s almost above average.

Randy’s hamster comes for a visit and escapes. Stu sits on him. The Tribunal falls apart. In this chaotic new episode of The Edgeheads, a surprise guest disrupts the studio, a breaking news segment goes sideways, and Gregg desperately tries to maintain order while Paula locks the door. Again. Meanwhile, Lance unveils a brand new word, Hollywood spins off its axis, and a tampon ad makes an unwelcome return. Featuring emotional support mammals, high-stakes banning, and a faint whiff of Mickey’s Musk — Episode 03 is officially… Illegal and Meaningless. Breakdown, Bits, and Banter Meet the Hamster – Randy brings in his emotional support hamster
 Stu’s News Attempt – Stu tries to deliver “Edge Head Line News” Political Pause – The White House makes a strange claim.
 Lance’s Hollywood Minute and a Half – JLo, Sir Ian, Maya and Disney. The Edgeheads Tribunal – Bans are proposed. Nominations fly.
 A Make Good – Old Testament Tampons returns?

Traffic cones. They’re everywhere, no one’s working, and Gregg’s had enough. Episode 02 opens with a freeway meltdown, then slides straight into “Cone Man”—a gritty Delta blues anthem from the Emotional Support Band that hits harder than a ghost crew on overtime. We’ve got shrimp smuggling in Fish Tales, Paula unraveling in real time, and Pete Hegseth texting unsolicited goat facts. Lance brings Hollywood heat, the Pope makes a posthumous cameo, and we attempt dignity. Briefly. This is The Edgeheads. It’s weird. It’s loud. It’s happening. Breakdown, Bits, and Banter Opening Arguments: Gregg vs. traffic conesSong Premiere: “Cone Man” (Delta blues banger from the Emotional Support BandFish Tales: “Three Fingers Frankie and the Shrimp Cocktail Heist”Old Testament: Tampons (Sponsor)Text Messages: from Pete Hegseth (aka Eggsalad)Lance’s Hollywood Minute and a Half: Gaga, Kristen Stewart, Minecraft chickens, and moreWe acknowledge the Pope (We tried to be serious. We failed.)

The microphones are live—and the chaos is immediate. In the very first official episode of The Edgeheads, Gregg tries to wrangle the full cast as they spiral through tech fails, brunch drama, emotional breakdowns, and an unexpected sponsor read involving tampons and the Old Testament. You’ll meet Delores in a MastersClass on Yiddish and video poker, get a quick Hollywood gossip roundup from Lance (served with shade), and witness a full-on panic attack triggered by sausage reels and avocado toast. From memory foam betrayal to harmonica jam sessions, Episode 1 sets the tone for everything that’s to come. Breakdown, Bits, and Banter Cold Open: “Opening Arguments”Side Dish: Delores’s Mastersclass – Yiddish with Video PokerSegment: Tea Time with Lance (Hollywood Minute and a Half)Main Course: Blowin’ It with LanceSide Dish: Get a Sponsor – “Old Testament Tampons”Post-Credits: Killer Goodbye – Big Band “Thank You for Listening”

We didn’t even make it to Episode 1 and the internet already tried to shut us down. In this very first episode, meet the full Edgeheads cast—an unstable collection of opinions, tech issues, snacks, and misplaced microphones—as they discover they’ve been “canceled” before recording even begins. There’s a trending hashtag, a deepfake eagle with thumbs, fashion turbans, a roast in the oven, and an argument about whether this is therapy or a horse racing podcast. Breakdown, Bits, and Banter Nicky the Fish screaming about Thunderbird Casino Lance being lit like he’s in a hostage video Delores betting against the success of the show SAM being… SAM Randy creating viral chaos And Producer Paula quietly recording everything the whole time Main Course: Canceled Before We Even Start?Running Gags: Snacks, scotch, side bets, and late-breaking cancelationEpisode Runtime: ~6:40🎙️ New episodes every Thursday (mostly on purpose).📞 Join the Chaos:Call the hotline or leave a comment.

Let’s be honest—we weren’t exactly ready. But then again, The Edgeheads were never supposed to be polished. This trailer drops you mid-chaos, somewhere between a meltdown and a podcast. Meet the cast (whether you want to or not), hear a moment we probably should’ve cut, and discover why “Thunderbird Casino!” is now a battle cry. No setup. No filter. We’re already recording. (Some people just don’t get it.)

Welcome to The Edgeheads—a fast-paced, character-driven comedy podcast where satire meets absurdity. In this debut trailer, meet the cast of unpredictable personalities including Nicky the Fish, Lance Liberte, Delores Seltzer-Metz, and more. Each episode delivers sharp wit, recurring segments, and original sketches crafted for fans of classic radio comedy with a modern twist. If you love chaotic characters, unexpected bits, and unapologetic humor, you’re in the right place. Subscribe now and get ready to laugh, cringe, and question your taste in podcasts.