EPISODE · Feb 25, 2026 · 23 MIN
Carpet Diem
from This Is Unusable · host Ben Steinberg & Tyler Martin
Back to just 2 of us. Thank you, Robert, for your service in the last 2 episodes. We talk about Ben's egg head, Trump going to heaven, the C word, the Super Bowl, a cookie-based game that's fun for the whole family, and a certain Namibian politician with a very unusual name. 0:00 Welcome to the clown zone 1:48 Carpet diem 2:33 Ben has an egg-shaped head 3:43 Aunty Donna 5:20 C*nts 7:21 Donald Trump is going to heaven. The 8th deadly sin. 8:55 Adolf 9:33 Adolf Hitler Uunona 13:34 Super Bowl 14:11 Inappropriate kneeling 15:04 Ookie Cookie 16:04 Nose blow ad break 16:27 Ookie Cookie continued 18:03 Super Bowl continued 20:15 Trying to predict the future
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Back to just 2 of us. Thank you, Robert, for your service in the last 2 episodes. We talk about Ben's egg head, Trump going to heaven, the C word, the Super Bowl, a cookie-based game that's fun for the whole family, and a certain Namibian politician with a very unusual name. 0:00 Welcome to the clown zone 1:48 Carpet diem 2:33 Ben has an egg-shaped head 3:43 Aunty Donna 5:20 C*nts 7:21 Donald Trump is going to heaven. The 8th deadly sin. 8:55 Adolf 9:33 Adolf Hitler Uunona 13:34 Super Bowl 14:11 Inappropriate kneeling 15:04 Ookie Cookie 16:04 Nose blow ad break 16:27 Ookie Cookie continued 18:03 Super Bowl continued 20:15 Trying to predict the future
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