Cart Rage and Corporate Lies: Unpopular Opinions (Part 2)

Welcome back to the chaos. This week: why isn't sauce a drink? Spicy mayo smoothie, anyone? Camping is just for attention-seekers—stay home, and if someone suggests it for a second date, RUN. Your trauma doesn't excuse being a twat but we DO use ours for content. Somehow this led to loving Phil Collins???We declared speakerphone calls in public are free entertainment, wine is just lying to ourselves (vodka supremacy), and Lady M GOES OFF about people filming gigs—fuck your phone. We hate people. We talked about nuts on planes, bear attacks, wanking on Teams, and why work should only be 10-2.Our emoji usage is unhinged. Lady M's go-to "I don't know what you mean" text is iconic gaslighting. Old people need a self-checkout licenses (sorry Tesco). And people who don't return trolleys are morally bankrupt—we're solving the rogue trolley mystery Scooby-Doo style.Buckle up, it's chaotic.