CDWAQ 016

The Classic Doctor Who Audio Quiz isn't perfect.It's not particularly cool, and it's certainly not popular.But at least it's...At least it can...No, I've lost my thread.Thing is... we found out from Podponder Analytics this week that we actually have a listener. In Poland. And it's made us kind of self-conscious.But don't worry. We gathered around the quiz table before this shocking discovery, so it didn't affect the episode.Orb only knows what happens next week, though. Can we continue to operate the quiz in English when we now have a terrestrial audience that appears to be exclusively foreign?And not from the colonies, either, where one can assume an appreciation of the Queen's tongue. Or is it knowledge of the King's tongue? Our listener almost certainly learned Russian at a school where Doctor Who wasn't on the syllabus and English wasn't an option.Tell you what... drop us a line at the Quiz Centre and we'll see if we can sort out some kind translation, transcription or transmutation to accomodate our far-flung, if solitary listenership.We're not here to alienate anybody. It's what the Doctor would have wanted. Well, maybe not the Third Doctor, actually. Or Hartnell...Anyway, our podcast, despite its extra-terrestrial commision, appears to have a human listener. One can only imagine that they have no concept of the grisly fate that awaits them...