CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY by exposing myself...

It's my birthday, which means I had one very important job: make this entire episode all about ME! I'm handing out trophies for the dumbest decisions, the funniest stories, the biggest life moments, and the absolute chaos that somehow keeps finding me. From accidentally meeting celebrities (without knowing who they were) to Franklin creating one of the worst Roomba disasters imaginable, there's an award for EVERYTHING! Plus: my drink of the summer, the latest diarrhea virus everyone seems to be talking about, daylight savings time, and whatever else my ADHD brain decided deserved an award. Welcome to the first annual Dalton Awards. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices