The Wash with Dalton Smiley

What do pyramid schemes, karaoke, Shrek 5, mystery socks, and wedding photography have in common? ME evidently!!! This week we are breezing through my past jobs before I got started at the laundromat! Chatting through all my favorite stories from my crazy past jobs. Also we try a new segment this week called "Mystery Socks"! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join us as my mom clocks into The Wash this week to finally air out some family laundry. We tackle the important questions—like what's actually in her will, who she expects to take care of her when she's old, and whether I was really as dramatic as she claims growing up. We also revisit my coming out story, talk about her surprising new life as an empty nester, and uncover how she somehow became the cool parent. Plus, the tables turn when she puts me on trial to determine once and for all whether I'm innocent or GUILTY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emmy-award-winning (kinda) mexican actress and future husband to Pedro Pascal, ULY MORAZAN (@UlyandErnesto), is CLOCKING into The Wash this week!!! Join Uly and I to chat about the south, quinceañeras, milk chug (?) and MORE! I might even force Uly to narrow down his future husbands and finally leave some hot guys for the rest of us! Check Uly out on Instagram and TikTok at @UlyandErnesto and his new podcast @CurrentBestiesPod! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Wash's most anticipated guest EVER is finally sitting down for his first exclusive tell-all interview!!! FRANKLIN is clocking into the laundromat to tell you all about his childhood while confronting all of my crazy stories head on! Join us this week as I chat all things Franklin and answer frequent questions I get with the man (dog) himself !!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

@Grace_Africa has clocked in at the wash to talk all things stand-up comedy, toxic situationships, and her roots in Houston! Being a black woman in comedy isn't for the weak, but Grace is killing it! Join us as we laugh through Grace's experiences as the "thought" daughter and her journey to find her soulmate!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a bad mood?! So am I. Thank Goodness Dalia Chavez (@daliaelichavez) is here to cheer us up! On today's load of The Wash, we dive into our biggest fears: Teslas, Minivans, and Motherhood. Dalia is an official Corn Connoisseur and educates us on all things CORN (p.s. it's not from Iowa). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clocking in this week at the wash, I'm bringing in some family for some free labor....MY SISTER! Join us this week as I confront her about all of our childhood fights, secretly reading her childhood journals, and our dog that our parents LIED to us about. We're also talking about the scholastic bookfair (so iconic) and all of the things we hate about people in airports!! Get ready to clock in !! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

@BrettneySpears is clocking into The Wash this week! Get ready to go for a spin in the wash cycle while him and Dalton discuss everything from the Disney Channel Cinematic Universe and Protein Soda. Brett spills his stories about his *horrific* Nipple Piercing and his plan to sacrifice people who take too long to turn left on a green light! Get ready for a SPIN! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dalton’s very first load at The Wash is officially getting scrubbed. In the pilot episode of The Wash, he throws it all in: childhood drama, recent chaos, dumb decisions, fun pranks, and everything that got him freshly pressed this week. Because once it hits The Wash…it’s all coming out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Go for a spin with comedian and creator Dalton Smiley at The Wash! Each week, Dalton and his friends take a new load of laundry through every cycle, scrubbing through chaotic life updates, pop culture moments, internet drama, and whatever’s got them freshly pressed. No matter how clean or dirty…it all comes out on The Wash! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Go for a spin with comedian and creator Dalton Smiley at The Wash! Each week, Dalton and his friends take a new load of laundry through every cycle, scrubbing through chaotic life updates, pop culture moments, internet drama, and whatever’s got them freshly pressed. No matter how clean or dirty…it all comes out on The Wash! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices