The Wash with Dalton Smiley

This week on The Wash, Evelyn Gonzalez (@evelyngonzalez) is HERE!!! We get to YAP about everything that's important (or not important at all ??): from getting dressed (or simply refusing to), hobbies and horseback riding, to Evelyn’s move to LA in 2016 and surviving the skinny jean epidemic. We also get VERY real about relationships... When is it time to trust your man, and when are you just ignoring a giant red flag? We do a NEW segment this week called “Spinning Out” that chats about the relationship behaviors that would immediately make us suspicious, question everything, or ghost him completely. Plus: back-to-school supplies, PTSD, hobbies we abandoned, and the eternal topic… some relationships just are NOT worth the stress. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My friend Nick Norcia (@nick_norcia, @overallcountry) is living proof that you never know what's coming next! This week we talk all about Nick's latest adventures: beekeeping, gardening, and turning Los Angeles into his own personal ranch. We both talk about our love of growing up in the South, playing mermaids in the pool, and then we chat the wild story of him meeting Lana Del Rey (and somehow teaching her how to use a microwave). And your favorite segment is BACK! The Mystery Socks this week have some of your most chaotic opinions YET! Submit your own sock at bit.ly/submitasock Grab your laundry and join us for another load! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week I'm diving headfirst into 90s/00s nostalgia!!! From Tamagotchis and Webkinz...to Hilary Duff and the wonderfully unhinged era of TLC (19 Kids and Counting, Wife Swap, and more). Plus, we discuss the World Cup halftime show, I reveal what you SHOULD NOT DO when emailing me... and we taste-test nostalgic snacks to find out if childhood was actually delicious… or if we were just easily impressed. If you grew up in the golden age of Disney Channel, reality TV, and questionable snack foods, you're gonna eat this up... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's my birthday, which means I had one very important job: make this entire episode all about ME! I'm handing out trophies for the dumbest decisions, the funniest stories, the biggest life moments, and the absolute chaos that somehow keeps finding me. From accidentally meeting celebrities (without knowing who they were) to Franklin creating one of the worst Roomba disasters imaginable, there's an award for EVERYTHING! Plus: my drink of the summer, the latest diarrhea virus everyone seems to be talking about, daylight savings time, and whatever else my ADHD brain decided deserved an award. Welcome to the first annual Dalton Awards. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week I'm BACK! And finally giving the full Europe debrief... But a return to the states wouldn't be normal if there wasn't a few hiccups (or almost getting attacked by a coyote at my house lol). Join me as I chat through my trip, the Uber driver who gassed me in his car, and even my run in with the flight attendent who thought I came off the street. OH! And BACK by popular demand...the return of Mystery Socks!! Submit your own below or at the link in my bio! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

@JulianCookies has interviewed countless celebrities on red carpets, but can he recognize their most iconic quotes? On The Wash this week, we're talking surviving airport chaos, what celebrities are actually like on the red carpet, Arby's favorites, chicken salad opinions that could end friendships, and Ariana Grande Concerts! Get ready to go for a SPIN! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do pyramid schemes, karaoke, Shrek 5, mystery socks, and wedding photography have in common? ME evidently!!! This week we are breezing through my past jobs before I got started at the laundromat! Chatting through all my favorite stories from my crazy past jobs. Also we try a new segment this week called "Mystery Socks"! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join us as my mom clocks into The Wash this week to finally air out some family laundry. We tackle the important questions—like what's actually in her will, who she expects to take care of her when she's old, and whether I was really as dramatic as she claims growing up. We also revisit my coming out story, talk about her surprising new life as an empty nester, and uncover how she somehow became the cool parent. Plus, the tables turn when she puts me on trial to determine once and for all whether I'm innocent or GUILTY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emmy-award-winning (kinda) mexican actress and future husband to Pedro Pascal, ULY MORAZAN (@UlyandErnesto), is CLOCKING into The Wash this week!!! Join Uly and I to chat about the south, quinceañeras, milk chug (?) and MORE! I might even force Uly to narrow down his future husbands and finally leave some hot guys for the rest of us! Check Uly out on Instagram and TikTok at @UlyandErnesto and his new podcast @CurrentBestiesPod! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Wash's most anticipated guest EVER is finally sitting down for his first exclusive tell-all interview!!! FRANKLIN is clocking into the laundromat to tell you all about his childhood while confronting all of my crazy stories head on! Join us this week as I chat all things Franklin and answer frequent questions I get with the man (dog) himself !!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

@Grace_Africa has clocked in at the wash to talk all things stand-up comedy, toxic situationships, and her roots in Houston! Being a black woman in comedy isn't for the weak, but Grace is killing it! Join us as we laugh through Grace's experiences as the "thought" daughter and her journey to find her soulmate!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a bad mood?! So am I. Thank Goodness Dalia Chavez (@daliaelichavez) is here to cheer us up! On today's load of The Wash, we dive into our biggest fears: Teslas, Minivans, and Motherhood. Dalia is an official Corn Connoisseur and educates us on all things CORN (p.s. it's not from Iowa). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clocking in this week at the wash, I'm bringing in some family for some free labor....MY SISTER! Join us this week as I confront her about all of our childhood fights, secretly reading her childhood journals, and our dog that our parents LIED to us about. We're also talking about the scholastic bookfair (so iconic) and all of the things we hate about people in airports!! Get ready to clock in !! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

@BrettneySpears is clocking into The Wash this week! Get ready to go for a spin in the wash cycle while him and Dalton discuss everything from the Disney Channel Cinematic Universe and Protein Soda. Brett spills his stories about his *horrific* Nipple Piercing and his plan to sacrifice people who take too long to turn left on a green light! Get ready for a SPIN! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dalton’s very first load at The Wash is officially getting scrubbed. In the pilot episode of The Wash, he throws it all in: childhood drama, recent chaos, dumb decisions, fun pranks, and everything that got him freshly pressed this week. Because once it hits The Wash…it’s all coming out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Go for a spin with comedian and creator Dalton Smiley at The Wash! Each week, Dalton and his friends take a new load of laundry through every cycle, scrubbing through chaotic life updates, pop culture moments, internet drama, and whatever’s got them freshly pressed. No matter how clean or dirty…it all comes out on The Wash! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Go for a spin with comedian and creator Dalton Smiley at The Wash! Each week, Dalton and his friends take a new load of laundry through every cycle, scrubbing through chaotic life updates, pop culture moments, internet drama, and whatever’s got them freshly pressed. No matter how clean or dirty…it all comes out on The Wash! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices