Chakras, Doshas & the Grocery Store Oracle: Planets Are People Too

Send us a textEver wondered what Saturn would wear to Trader Joe’s? Or which chakra your Mars is doing crunches in? In this myth-soaked, side-eye-filled episode of Third Eye Roll, Dr. Justine Lemos and Scarlett Trillia unravel the cosmic web connecting the planets, doshas, and chakras—while dropping cultural anthropology, gender nuance, and 90s R&B along the way.From Mercury’s genderfluid beatboxing at the throat chakra to Venus slaying in heels at the heart, this episode dives deep into how planetary archetypes live inside your body and strut around in the world. We touch on Ayurveda, Jyotish, yoga, and myth in an integrated weave, culminating in the story of Sati’s sacred sacrifice—where the goddess becomes a map and your chakras become temples.Segments include:WTF is That: Saturn’s Fashion EditionCosmic Current Events: Minimalism, Mercury & Mahadasha Mood SwingsMystic Mic Drop: Your Body is the PilgrimageLet’s get mystical, irreverent, and a little emo. No gurus, no fluff, just the good stuff. 💫Support the show