Third Eye Roll with Dr. Justine Lemos

On the Full Moon Lunar Eclipse in Purva Phalghuni — the marriage bed, the hammock, the silk-draped chamber of the zodiac — we enter the Temple of Love.But this isn’t soft-focus spirituality.This eclipse exposes false pleasure, transactional devotion, and the places we confuse validation for abundance.Because it’s also Lakṣmī Jayanthi.Lakṣmī rises from churn.From friction.From devas and asuras grinding the ocean until something radiant emerges.She is desired by all.Owned by none.And she chooses.In this episode we explore:– The mythic misunderstanding of Lakṣmī as “fickle” or “courtesan”– How colonial morality flattened erotic sovereignty into shame– Why Lakṣmī leaves stagnation– Venus exalted in Pisces and the razor’s edge of seva without martyrdom– Moon with Ketu: what illusion about love or power is being eclipsedIf you have to beg for it, it’s not Lakṣmī.If you have to brand it to feel it, it’s not Lakṣmī.If you collapse to keep it, it’s not Lakṣmī.

In this episode of Third Eye Roll, we drop into the electric portal of the New Moon Eclipse in Dhanistha Nakshatra — landing on the sacred night of Maha Shiva Ratri, when stillness itself becomes transformation.We unpack what eclipse season really does to your nervous system, your relationships, and your life trajectory (spoiler: it’s not subtle), while exploring the rare planetary pile-up activating collective awakening and personal breakthroughs.Then we dive into one of Shiva’s most potent myths — the churning of the cosmic ocean — where poison, nectar, chaos, devotion, and divine restraint collide. Why does Shiva drink the poison? What does stillness have to do with alchemy? And how do eclipses force our own inner churning toward truth and clarity?Expect astrology that actually makes sense, myth that hits the body, and spiritual wisdom with a Third Eye Roll twist.This one’s about surrender, recalibration, and letting transformation move through you instead of fighting it.—Takeaways:• What eclipse season activates in your life (and why things feel intense)• How Dhanistha energy pushes collective and personal evolution• Shiva’s poison-to-nectar myth as a roadmap for transformation and nervous system regulationChapters:

Episode DescriptionThe New Moon rises in Mūla Nakshatra, the star of twisted roots, uprooting, and radical truth — and it arrives wrapped in the liminal threshold of Gandānta, the karmic knot where water turns to fire, endings demand honesty, and rebirth cannot be postponed.In this episode of Third Eye Roll, Dr. Justine Lemos and Emily McConnell dive into the mythic, astrological, and nervous-system realities of this potent moment at the end of 2025. We explore Mūla’s fierce medicine of dissolution, the goddess Nirṛti (the remover, not the punisher), and why some things don’t need healing — they need ending.We unpack:🌑Mūla Nakshatra as the root-puller, truth-revealer, and cosmic exorcist Gandānta as an umbilical-cord crossing between karmic lifetimes Ketu’s role in disenchantment, detachment, and past-life clearing🔢Numerology shift: 2025 as a Mars-ruled 9-year of endings → 2026 as a Sun-ruled 1-year of exposure and rebirthHoney as a Ketu remedy, sweetness as medicine for the scorpion’s stingFilm, music, and symbol picks that carry Mūla’s strange, haunting beautyThis is not a “manifest your dreams” New Moon.This is a finish the contract, compost the karma, and stop negotiating with what’s already dead moment.If grief rises, you’re doing it right.If clarity comes suddenly, trust it.Mūla doesn’t ask what you want — it asks what is over.Pull it out by the root.

In this wildly cosmic and deeply grounded episode of Third Eye Roll, Justine and Emily dive headfirst into the psychedelic storm of Rahu entering Shatabishaka—the star of 100 healers, 100 illusions, and the shadow scientist inside all of us. Cue spiritual hypochondria, Google-diagnosed awakenings, black-bug omens, and one extremely on-theme tick encounter.With Saturn finally moving direct in Pisces and Mercury straightening itself out, the grown-ups have walked back into the room… and they’re asking whether your healing journey is medicine or madness (spoiler: sometimes both).Expect couture lab coats, futuristic headpieces, Rahu-coded fashion, AI expansions, ascension-syndrome snark (“You’re not ascending, you're just ungrounded”), plus a detour into Woodstock 1969, the Unix epoch, MAS*H, and why the universe apparently wants us all to become low-key engineers of our own psyche.Justine closes with the myth of Matsya and the Great Flood, revealing how Saturn in Pisces is the steady hand that pulls us through dissolution into renewal.Stay to the end for Yatra gossip, Spain retreat teasers, and the most Rahu-coded sign-off ever.

Send us a textIn this raw shadow-soaked episode, Justine Lemos and Emily McConnell descend into the basement-level truths of a wild Scorpio stellium and the New Moon in Anuradha Nakshatra. With Mercury retrograde, Mars and Moon in Scorpio, and Venus smoldering in Libra, this is a conversation about secrecy, devotion, power, obsession, and the thin line between concealment and revelation.From underground raves and lotus flowers growing out of the muck, to global politics, taboo topics, and cultural shadow, the duo explores the archetypal terrain of Scorpio: sex, power, death, trauma, secrets—and transformation. Film references like Black Swan and American Beauty, along with dark, magnetic music picks (Billie Eilish, underground hip-hop), amplify the episode’s sultry, dissonant, and entrancing vibe.A powerful Vedic myth of Brahma, Agni, Indra, and Vayu delivers the spiritual message of the episode: true power is not in domination, but in humility and curiosity. The blade of grass becomes the symbol of divine intelligence, reminding listeners that knowledge, not conquest, is the ultimate victory.This episode is a ritual in itself — part astrology lesson, part cultural critique, part devotional meditation, and part shadow dance.Themes: Scorpio secrets • Anuradha devotion • Power + concealment • Shadow integration • Erotic mysticism • Truth behind illusion • Knowledge as liberationSupport the show

Send us a textThis episode of Third Eye Roll is a fever dream of birth, death, beauty, and rebirth under the Full Moon in Bharani Nakshatra — the fierce, fertile yoni constellation ruled by Venus and Yama, Lord of Death and Dharma.Join Dr. Justine Lemos and Emily McConnell as they unpack this lunation’s maximum drama: Venus in Libra flirting with a fiery Aries moon, Mars slow-burning in Scorpio, and the cosmos whispering, let it die so it can live again.Expect Vedic astrology decoded through myth, fashion, and pop culture: 🌕 The myth of Yama and Yami, twins whose love birthed night and time itself 👗 Bharani fashion inspo — black organza, blood-red silk, pearls, and corsets for your cosmic exhale 🎬 Film picks like The Corpse Bride and Eyes Wide Shut exploring erotic death and sacred restraint 🎧 Soundtrack energy: Megan McDuffee on tour with Dance with the Dead 💀 Ayurvedic + Tantrik takes on womb healing, rage alchemy, and creative renewalAs Justine says:“The womb is the tomb. The tomb is the womb.”Perfect for anyone feeling the sacred tension between endings and beginnings — between what must be released and what’s ready to rise.✨ Tune in, exhale, and let your third eye roll.Support the show

Send us a textIn this luminous Diwali episode, Dr. Justine Lemos sits down with Kundalini Awakening Process teacher Teo Semko for a deep and nuanced exploration of sādhanā, tapas, tantra, and the evolution of yoga in the modern world. Together, they trace the journey from ancient, lineage-based practice to today’s commercialized yoga landscape — unpacking how practices once rooted in personal discipline, kriya, and subtle awareness became “exercise-ified.”They discuss the forgotten rituals of warming kriyas, drishti, and marma; how these subtle preparatory practices once cleared trauma and opened the body to bliss; and how modern yoga studios, though imperfect, have become vital sanctuaries of community in an increasingly fragmented world. The conversation unfolds through reflections on neotantra, embodied devotion, and collective exhaustion, ultimately calling for a return to intimacy with practice — not performance.Recorded under the New Moon in Chitra Nakshatra, this finale honors Vishwakarma, the divine architect, reminding us that Mars’ precision can serve sacred artistry as much as ambition. It’s a perfect close to Season 2: a meditation on refinement, rest, and rebirth.Third Eye Roll will now enter a short hiatus while we reset, replenish, and reimagine Season 3 — returning with fresh mythic takes, embodied wisdom, and cosmic satire for your inner mystic. Support the show

Send us a textUnder the silver glow of the Sharad Full Moon in Revati, Dr. Justine Lemos and Scarlett Trillia sip from the mythic cup of Amrita—the nectar of immortality. This episode dives deep into the lunar mysteries of Soma: the sacred elixir of the Vedas, the psychoactive honey of the gods, and the subtle lunar juice that drips from the crown in Tantrik and Ayurvedic lore.Together, they explore how this “dripping moon” season invites us into transcendence, nourishment, and surrender. You’ll hear: 🌕 The myth of Pushan—the toothless shepherd god of Revati—whose gentleness teaches discernment and nonviolence 🌿 The history and mystery of Soma in the Vedas, Tantra, and Ayurveda—from mountain elixirs to modern plant medicine. 🩵 Reflections on longevity, Ojas, and how to rebuild your inner lunar nectar. 🎬 Pop-culture picks 👗 Fashion forecastTune in for a dreamy blend of myth, astro insight, and embodied wisdom—perfect for a moonlit soak in the soma of self.Support the show

Send us a textJupiter  slides into Cancer, his place of exaltation, and the cosmic professor swaps chalkboards for casseroles—nurturing, expansive, and fierce all at once. In this episode, Justine and Scarlett trace Jupiter’s 12-year return cycles, from Obama-era optimism to Greta Thunberg’s chart, from Montessori’s child-led wisdom to AI ethics think tanks.They break down Jupiter’s nakshatras—Punarvasu (endless arrows), Vishakha (fire and thresholds), and Purvabhadrapada (Kundalini lightning)—all feline fierce, all Durga-coded. Fashion goes saffron bathrobes and octopus-alien costumes, music runs from Aretha Franklin’s gospel to Quincy Jones’ orchestral genius, and film picks span Dead Poets Society to Free Willy.Myth-wise, Indra learns the hard way what happens when you snub your teacher, as Bṛhaspati walks out and the devas lose their divine shield. It’s a story of humility, wisdom, and the radiant power of exalted Jupiter—our collective reminder to bow to what truly nourishes.Support the show

Send us a textIn this liminal, nonlinear ride, Justine and Scarlett dive into the wild convergence of solar eclipse, fall equinox, Navarātri, and even viral rapture predictions. With their signature mix of myth, astrology, and cultural side-eye, they explore what it means to live at the thresholds — between inhale and exhale, day and night, masculine and feminine, the ultimate and the relative.The conversation winds through:The rapture hype of Sept 23, 2025 (and why thresholds matter more than doomsday dates).A verse from the Vijñāna Bhairava Tantra: “the threshold is already the entrance” — what it means to be “already in” once you stand in the crack between worlds.Durga as guardian of the threshold, riding her tiger between bliss-ball nonduality and the hard fact of buses that will still run you over.A Navarātri walk-through: nine nights of goddess forms mapped to planets and polyvagal states, from Moon-rooted safety to Rahu’s shadow and Ketu’s transcendence.The Triple Goddess cycle through the guṇas: Durga burns through tamas, Lakṣmī channels rajas, Sarasvatī refines into sattva.Pop culture bridges: Deltron 3030 and Blondie’s Rapture on the playlist, white-on-white sneaker cult aesthetics as accidental fashion pick, movie nods from Before Sunrise/After Sunset to Kill Bill.Through humor, myth, and a lot of “we are literally in-between right now,” this episode becomes a meditation on liminality itself: the crack where transformation happens.Support the show

Send us a textThis week on Third Eye Roll, Dr. Justine Lemos and Scarlett Trillia dive into a potent eclipse season packed with major transits: Venus struts into Leo, Mars slips into Libra, and the Sun and Mercury shift into Virgo—right in time for a partial solar eclipse in Uttara Phalguni.We unpack what all this means for love, breakups, contracts, and karmic audits. From tangled wigs and drag queen Venus vibes to Mars demanding couples counseling (or speed dating), the astro-weather has us questioning what’s ending, what’s sustainable, and what vows we’re really bound to.Along the way, we honor the passing of Robert Redford, explore Virgo’s filing-cabinet fashion sense, spin music picks from Eurythmics to Lauryn Hill, and share the Vedic myth of Ariaman, guardian of oaths—reminding us how broken contracts blind both heart and society.Expect astro insight, mythic storytelling, pop culture flair, and a lot of laughter as we navigate endings, beginnings, and the cosmic contracts that hold us together.Support the show

Send us a textIn this episode of Third Eye Roll, Dr. Justine Lemos and Scarlett Trillia dive into the mystical mathematics of the number 108 and its deep ties to the sun, moon, and eclipses in Vedic astrology. From Rahu and Ketu’s shadow play to Purvabhadrapada’s lightning-strike energy, we explore how cosmic ratios mirror human consciousness, the dance of Shiva and Shakti, and why eclipses carry both illumination and disruption.Along the way, we trace 108 through malas, Sanskrit sounds, nakshatras, baseballs, golf, Fatboy Slim, Lost, and fashion cut-outs. We also unpack the shadow side of the divine masculine in public spaces, the harmonics of divine feminine/masculine balance, and the unexpected story of Scarlett’s literal “cosmic slap.”Tune in for myth, math, pop culture, and a flash of awakening that might just slap you into your own next evolution.Support the show

Send us a textIn this episode of Third Eye Roll, Justine and Scarlett dive into the mystery and mythology of Kundalini—that coiled serpent of hidden life force at the base of the spine. They unpack definitions from the Hatha Yoga Pradīpikā to modern teachings on Kundalini Awakening Process, exploring how this energy moves through the body, why purification matters, and why “gentle and sustainable” cultivation is wiser than flashy, chaotic awakenings.Along the way, they link Kundalini to Purva Bhadrapada nakshatra and the upcoming eclipse cycle, weaving in cosmic timing, Ayurvedic seasonal cleansing, and the imagery of spiritual fire. The conversation spirals through fashion, music, and film—from Disney serpents and Joseph’s rainbow coat to Tool’s bass lines and Apocalypse Now. A mythic mic drop reframes the Sword in the Stone legend as a metaphor for Kundalini’s effortless flash of awakening, crowned by sovereign energy.The hosts emphasize that Kundalini doesn’t make you “enlightened” or “nice”—it amplifies whatever is present. That’s why traditions across cultures—from Tibetan Buddhism to Arthurian legend—stress preparation, ethics, and safe containers. The takeaway: Kundalini is real, powerful, and not to be rushed. Instead, it’s an invitation to align with rhythm, ritual, and community as this serpent energy slowly uncoils.Support the show

Send us a textIn this episode of Third Eye Roll, Justine and Scarlett dive into the messy, mystical, and often misunderstood world of lineage. From the Sanskrit idea of paramparā—the living flow of wisdom from one to another—they challenge Western obsessions with certificates, credentials, and “lineage flexing.”Instead, they frame lineage as a relationship: teacher and student co-creating, transmitting, and transforming wisdom across time. Expect mythic riffs on Vyāsa and Gaṇeśa, Jyotiṣ insights from Magha Nakṣatra, and personal stories of their own root teachers—from yoga in Southern California basements to long afternoons in Ayurvedic pharmacies of Kerala.The duo also explore the shadow sides of lineage (authority games, spiritual branding, exploitation) while celebrating its heart as an alive, relational, embodied current. And yes, they still find time for their pop-culture picks: thrifted vintage as “wearable lineage,” DJ Drez and Miles Davis as remix-gurus, and Star Wars’ Jedi council as the ultimate metaphor for transmission gone cosmic.Lineage, it turns out, isn’t a receipt you can wave around—it’s a flame you keep alive by tending it together.Support the show

Send us a textWe had some technical problems with this episode but it is up and running now! In this richly oiled and myth-soaked episode of Third Eye Roll, Dr. Justine Lemos and guest Emily McConnell stir the pot (literally) on Ayurveda’s most infamous process—Panchakarma. Forget juice cleanses and detox fads; Panchakarma is more like spiritual surgery, where enemas, oil baths, and nasal therapies become ritual acts of purification.We dive into the five traditional actions, with a special focus on Basti (medicated enemas) and Nasya (nasal oil therapy)—their history, their very real emotional effects, and why they’re often misunderstood. Expect side-eye at colonics, love notes to sesame oil, and some straight talk about Monster energy drinks and colon health.And because this is Third Eye Roll, we weave in the myth of Samudra Manthan, the cosmic churning of the ocean that first produced poison before yielding nectar. Shiva and Parvati’s wisdom on transmuting toxins becomes a mirror for how Panchakarma transforms body, mind, and soul. Along the way, you’ll get unexpected fashion tips (oil-soaked loincloths, anyone?), movie picks (think Alien as a metaphor for cleansing), and the soundtrack of Gregorian chants meets Krishna das.This isn’t detox—it’s death, rebirth, and nectar.Support the show

Send us a textSeason 2 kicks off with Justine and Scarlett decoding the ancient concept of Sangha—your chosen spiritual fam—and asking the big questions: How is it different from a cult? Can a podcast community count as one? And why does chanting together hit harder than scrolling Instagram? We break down the hormonal science of group practice, wander from Buddhist forests to underground raves, and drop a myth from the Bhagavata Purana about sages gathering in the forest to listen. Along the way, we roast fake wellness fads, unpack the science of sound, and take a few side trips into The Matrix, Sister Sledge, and Catholic church acoustics. Whether you’re in it for the cosmic science, the cult-free community vibes, or the fashion tips for planetary dressing, welcome to the Third Eye Roll Sangha.Ask ChatGPTSupport the show

Send us a textIn this hot-and-precise Euro Edition of Third Eye Roll, Dr. Justine Lemos (recording from Portugal) and Scarlett Trillia (beaming in from London) dive deep into the nitty-gritty of Mars entering Virgo, conjunct the Moon and fully in Saturn’s karmic gaze. Expect sharp side-eye across the zodiac, freaky Virgo fashion (red lingerie under white gowns, anyone?), and a full decoding of the surgical, spreadsheet-slaying, hypochondriac-prone energy this transit brings. We also unpack what aspects really are in Vedic astrology (hint: it’s all about the drishti ), and why misdiagnoses, medical reversals, and tattoo removals are suddenly on trend. Plus, the myth of Pedro and Inez, fashion tips for the gym witch archetype, and a fiery WTF look at Mercury’s combust retrograde state.Content warning: heart-ripping, literal and metaphorical.No fluff, no gurus, just the clean-girl carnage of Virgo season.Support the show

Send us a textMercury’s in retrograde, Saturn’s doing her slow swirl in Pisces, and your third eye might be a little soggy. In this episode of Third Eye Roll, Dr. Justine Lemos and Scarlett Trillia decode what retrograde really means—from actual astronomy to astrological mess—and why it’s not just about your ex texting back.We unpack Mercury Retrograde in Cancer (think: ancestral drama, emotional intel, and communication that feels like singing underwater) and Saturn Retrograde in Pisces (karmic cleanup in aisle 12th house). There’s Parivartana Yoga, throat chakra jams, cosmic fashion (wet swimsuits + faded black tees), and music picks from Fleetwood Mac to Radiohead.Plus: a mythic mic drop featuring Vak, the Goddess of Sacred Speech, whose burning tongue returns when words lose heart. If your inner mermaid is emotionally spiraling or you’re wondering whether that DM was real or retrograde-bait, this episode’s for you.Segments:WTF Is That? (What retrogrades actually are)Cosmic Current EventsStorytime with the Shastras: The Burning Tongue MythMystic Mic Drop: Clean up your karma, watch your words.No gurus, no fluff—just tides of truth and a side-eye from the stars.Support the show

Send us a textEver wondered what Saturn would wear to Trader Joe’s? Or which chakra your Mars is doing crunches in? In this myth-soaked, side-eye-filled episode of Third Eye Roll, Dr. Justine Lemos and Scarlett Trillia unravel the cosmic web connecting the planets, doshas, and chakras—while dropping cultural anthropology, gender nuance, and 90s R&B along the way.From Mercury’s genderfluid beatboxing at the throat chakra to Venus slaying in heels at the heart, this episode dives deep into how planetary archetypes live inside your body and strut around in the world. We touch on Ayurveda, Jyotish, yoga, and myth in an integrated weave, culminating in the story of Sati’s sacred sacrifice—where the goddess becomes a map and your chakras become temples.Segments include:WTF is That: Saturn’s Fashion EditionCosmic Current Events: Minimalism, Mercury & Mahadasha Mood SwingsMystic Mic Drop: Your Body is the PilgrimageLet’s get mystical, irreverent, and a little emo. No gurus, no fluff, just the good stuff. 💫Support the show

Send us a textIt’s Guru Purnima, and the astrology could not be more aligned: a Full Moon in Purva Ashada, Jupiter freshly de-combusted, and the teacher vibe is lit. Justine Lemos, PhD and Scarlett Trillia dive into the myth of Dattatreya and his 24 unexpected gurus—like the earth, a courtesan, a deer, and a child—and explore what it means to honor real teachers (without falling into cults).Fashion pick: mustard yellow + sapphire earrings. Movie pick: Stand and Deliver. Book pick: The Great Ooooooom. Music: Rafi and the dancing man in yellow. Also: WTF is a kamandalu? And how sticky is Jupiter, really?No gurus, no fluff—just the good stuff.Support the show

Send us a textIn this electrifying tenth episode of Third Eye Roll, Dr. Justine Lemos and Scarlett Trillia get mythic and meta with the ultimate cosmic couple: Shiva and Shakti.They unpack the raw symbolism of union and separation, the primal role of Kriya (action) in yoga, and the time-bending presence of Kali, goddess of endings, beginnings, and wild awakening. With wit, wisdom, and a few laughs, they explore how these mythological blueprints illuminate the very real terrain of our spiritual lives.Expect conversations on Vedic astrology, yogic practice, divine polarity, the loneliness of incarnation, and why the veil between worlds is thinner than ever. Oh—and what happens when Shakti screams the universe into being.Whether you're deep into your sādhanā or just wondering why everyone keeps talking about divine union, this episode will leave you lit from within.🔑 Takeaways:Yoga is the union of opposites, embodied by Shiva & ShaktiKriya = Action — the energetic force behind transformationThe primal scream of Shakti represents the moment of cosmic creationSeparation from divine union births human lonelinessKali embodies both Time and the transformative power of the feminineCollective awakening is happening—especially in spiritual communityMeditation is about process, not perfectionMyth is not metaphor—it’s a map of the psycheSupport the show

Send us a textVenus just pulled into the driveway—and she’s riding smooth. In this luxurious, love-soaked episode of Third Eye Roll, Dr. Justine Lemos is joined by Scarlett Trillia and special guest Emily McConnell to unpack the Venus-in-Taurus transit through Vedic astrology, divine myth, style, and soul.Expect:Astrology of commitment, comfort, and country-club sensualityWhy Venus in Taurus is all about side boob, silk, and slow fashionThe Lakṣmī-as-prostitute myth and the truth about divine feminine autonomyMusic, movies, and moods: Sade, Leon Bridges, Erykah Badu, Like Water for ChocolateWhat your houseplants, whipped cream, and linen sheets say about your spiritual pathIt’s a love letter to embodied beauty, old money energy, and devotion that doesn’t need to try too hard.🪷 Pour a coconut drink, cue the Gold Dust Woman, and get cozy on your metaphorical velvet chaise. Venus is home.Support the show

Send us a textIn this episode of Third Eye Roll, Justine Lemos and Scarlett Trillia decode the astrological firestorm of Mars in Leo and Jupiter combust, through the lenses of Ayurveda, myth, fashion, and spiritual survival.Expect sharp insights into Pitta Dosha, Kundalini energy, and the sacred fire of Skanda, the warrior deity born of cosmic crisis and raised by the Pleiades. This is an episode for hot heads and cool minds navigating a season of solar power, ego flare-ups, and cultural combustion.You’ll hear about: – Why Mars in Leo is the drama king we love and fear – What it means when Jupiter—the guru—gets burned by the Sun – The navel chakra as a seat of fire and spiritual direction – The way fashion mirrors planetary energy, from protest couture to velvet armor – How global conflict reflects the war within – And what practices can anchor you during these explosive summer transitsWe end with practical wisdom, somatic tools, and a reminder that not all fire is destruction—some fire is revelation.Support the show

Send us a textIn this shadow-drenched episode of Third Eye Roll, we dive deep into the psychic underworld of Jyeṣṭhā Nakshatra—the elder star of power, protection, and private pain. Ruled by Indra, the battle-scarred king of the gods, Jyeṣṭhā reveals what happens when your throne is built on insecurity... and what transformation awaits when your shame turns into sight.We unpack:🌕 The Vedic myth of Indra and the Thousand Vaginas (yes, really) 🎬 Why Cersei Lannister’s shame walk is the ultimate Jyeṣṭhā moment 👁️‍🗨️ How to reclaim psychic protection without isolating yourself 🎧 Our music pick for the wounded witch who sees too much 💎 Somatic and herbal remedies for releasing the weight of being “the strong one”This Full Moon is for the protectors, the over-functioners, and anyone who's ever felt exposed when all they wanted was to disappear. Let Jyeṣṭhā show you the sacred strength that only comes from being cracked wide open.Support the show

Send us a textIn this molten episode of Third Eye Roll, Dr. Justine Lemos and Scarlett Trillia dive into the myth-soaked, soul-scorching waters of Gandanta—those karmic knots where water signs dissolve and fire signs ignite. Drawing from Vedic astrology, ancient myth, and modern mood, the duo unpacks how these liminal spaces catalyze profound emotional transformation and spiritual awakening.Expect a heady mix of Agni and Soma, the elemental lovers of fire and nectar, as they explore the psychological and energetic tension that arises during Gandanta transits. From Venus and Mars blazing through these zones to cultural reflections in fashion, music, and film, this episode reveals how Gandanta moments often show up in our lives as breakdowns, breakthroughs, or the beach trips we didn't know we needed.✨ Along the way, you'll meet:Alchemical lovers balancing masculine and feminine forcesThe mythic tides of transformation hidden in pop songs and wave-washed ritualsThe zodiac’s own meltdown points, where karma tightens—and then lets goWhether you're riding the edge of a personal shift or just curious about why your life feels like a spiritual soap opera lately, this episode offers insights, tools, and a cosmic mirror.Takeaways:Gandanta is not a problem—it's a passage.Transformation requires both fire to burn and water to flow.Your emotional chaos might just be sacred architecture.Tune in, untangle, and let the river burn.Support the show

Send us a textRahu enters Aquarius—and the Matrix just got an upgrade. In this electrified episode of Third Eye Roll, Dr. Justine Lemos and Scarlett Trillia decode what this cosmic shift means through the lens of Vedic astrology, cultural identity, and rapid technological evolution.They tackle the shadow side of Rahu—the head without a body—and link it to our current obsession with disembodied knowledge, AI, and performative spirituality. Drawing on the myth of Dadhichi and the allegory of The Matrix, they explore sacrifice, awakening, and the cost of chasing truth in a world where everything is content.From critiquing the Western commodification of yoga and astrology to asking what it means to truly “wake up,” this episode doesn’t just break down a transit—it unplugs you from the simulation.Keywords: Vedic astrology, Rahu, Aquarius, AI, mythology, yoga, cultural critique, awakeningSupport the show

Send us a textIn this episode of Third Eye Roll, Dr. Justine Lemos and Scarlett Trillia decode the cosmic weirdness of Ketu's transit through Leo, a moment dripping in spiritual paradox and karmic unraveling. Ketu—Vedic astrology’s South Node and master of detachment—crashes into Leo’s glam, spotlight-loving stage, and things get... existential.Together, they explore how this transit stirs past life karma, triggers ego death, and asks us to give up the performance in favor of presence. Mythic storytelling meets cultural commentary with iconic references from Grey Gardens to The Royal Tenenbaums, and a WTF-worthy retelling of the ancient tale of Chyavana, the decomposing yogi who chose stillness over stardom.Expect irreverent wisdom, ancient insights, and practical tools for spiritual detox. Let your old self fade into the forest, babe—it’s Ketu’s show now.🪐 Takeaways:Ketu (K2) symbolizes past life karma, detachment, and spiritual maturityKetu in Leo = craving the spotlight but ghosting the stageThe myth of Chyavana shows us how ego death leads to spiritual glow-upsGrey Gardens and The Royal Tenenbaums channel peak Ketu-in-Leo drama and nostalgiaThis transit may inspire public figures to retreat or renounce fameKetu is the sadhu in the stars: minimalist, mystical, and a little ghostlyLetting go of old identities clears the way for soul-level creativityKetu’s dasha is short but spiritually intense—don’t waste itTracking the nakshatra Ketu transits through can reveal hidden karmic patterns🎧 Sound Bites:🌀 “Ketu is the most at home in Scorpio.” 👑 “Let your old personas die with grace.” 🔥 “Ketu is a warrior—a spiritual warrior.” 👻 “This isn’t your comeback. It’s your cosmic exit.” ✨ “You’re not decaying—you’re becoming medicine.”Support the show

Send us a text✨ Ready or not, Jupiter has strutted into Gemini—and he’s not exactly in his element. The guru of expansion finds himself ruled by Mercury, the cosmic trickster, signaling a year of scattered wisdom, shiny distractions, and learning the hard way (with memes, of course).This week’s episode dives into: ✨ The real meaning of Jupiter in Gemini—from Vedic myth to modern misadventure 🌕 The Full Moon in Vishakha Nakshatra: a potent portal of ambition, shadow work, and spiritual forks in the road 🔮 Why this astro-weather feels like trying to do a silent retreat at a speed dating eventAs always: WTF is that? 🔍 | Storytime with the Shastras 📖 | Mystic Mic Drop 🕊️Support the show

Send us a text✨ In this mind-blowing episode of Third Eye Roll, we spiral into the cosmic chaos of Kalsarpa Yoga, the mythic wisdom of Ganesha’s beheading, and the symbolic power of decapitation across cultures. From the ancient serpent eclipse of Svarbhanu to the French guillotine, and from Chinnamasta’s self-sacrifice to the Red Queen’s mad decree, we ask: What does it mean to lose your head—and why might it be the beginning of higher vision?🐍 What is Kalsarpa Yoga really—and is it a curse or a call to awaken? 🐘 Why did the gods replace Ganesh’s head, and what does that mean for your ego? 🔪 Why do so many myths involve beheading as initiation or transformation?💫 We’re talking ego death, Rahu/Ketu, kundalini serpents, and why Alice in Wonderland might actually be a Vedic parable in disguise.WTF is happening in the sky right now, and how do we keep our heads while everyone’s losing theirs? Tune in for this week's mystic mic drop.Support the show

Send us a text🌊 Episode 1: Planets Are in Pisces... Send Help (Or a Flotation Device)We’re diving deep into the cosmic vibes as the planets drift into dreamy Pisces. In this episode, Dr. Justine Lemos, PhD—Ayurvedic expert, yoga teacher, and Vedic astrologer—breaks down what this celestial shift means for your life, energy, and mindset.✨ What’s Inside:Why Pisces energy is all about intuition, emotions, and creativity.How the planetary lineup might be stirring things up (and how to stay grounded).Simple tips to ride the waves and keep your flow steady.Whether you’re feeling inspired or totally adrift, this episode gives you the tools to navigate the cosmic current with clarity. 🌌🎧 Hit play, subscribe, and let’s get aligned. Don’t forget to leave a review and share the love!Support the show