CHANGE THE BABY

Let’s say you’re a victim of wife supremacy and you’ve just accidentally stumbled into a child infested area.  Suddenly, someone suggests that you change baby’s diaper. Well first you need to know that the correct people have new rules for you to follow.  That’s right, before you go floundering around in all that you’re gonna need to ask the little guy for permission first – just to be sure dry pants would be OK with him.  Goes like this: “Hey Lil Padna, I see you’ve got a preexisting condition down south.  I’m here to take care of that for you, but first we need to be sure your wet-pants rights aren’t violated.  I noticed you’re going commando today so, if it’s OK with you, and let’s just say it is, we’re gonna switch out of those underpants to some that haven’t been peed yet.  You’ll thank me later!” Just one of a whole snootful of big ideas waiting for you right here in the New America. Otis reports.  Hear Podcast - Wash Hands Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.