Chapter 17: White-Collar, Black Belt: Suicide Mission Statement (Your company's mission statement: survived or suicided?)

Podience, I appreciate you loyal listeners with all of my Falsetto Prophet prophetic power and falsetto register. Welcome to your next dose of Chemohawk Sessions. Do you know what your WCC stands for? Do you understand the mission? What is your major mission malfunction, soldier? You better know if you want to grow and go with the white-collar dogmatic flow. We will scratch the surface and then plunge deep into the sewer of poorly executed mission statements and blurry vision statements. Also, you will receive both a ridiculous nugget and, at the very end of the episode, an unbeatable example of well executed irony. Enjoy this as you would a warm pretzel and a cold Gin Fizz. Relax as we unwind the daily grind. -Falsetto P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.