Chemohawk Sessions

Welcome, Slick-Eyed Surprises to: Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 3: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 9-12).The four shows discussed today, speaking to the specific melancholy, inspirational or moving moments and beyond, are, in chronological order: The X-Files, 1993, two episodes, The Shield, 2002, two episodes, The Wire, 2002, one scene, Prison Break, 2005, one scene with some relevant backstory attached.By the end of the third volume, your peepers will drop a volume of saline water!**Intro/Outro Music: the song Cue by Silent Partner.-Falsetto Prophet

Welcome, Slick-Eyed Surprises to: Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 2: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 5-8).The four shows discussed today, speaking to the specific melancholy, inspirational or moving moments and beyond, are, in chronological order: True Detective Season 1 2014; The Killing, Series Finale 2014; Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles 2008; Band of Brothers, 2001.By the end of the second volume, your peepers will drop a volume of saline water!**Intro/Outro Music: the song Cue by Silent Partner.-Falsetto Prophet

Welcome, Slick-Eyed Surprises to: Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 1: From Slick-Eyed Shows to Tear Duct Flows--Celebrating Slick Eyed Surprises that Make Us Cry; Now We Can, With Depleted Tear Ducts, Die (Shows 1-4).The four shows discussed today, speaking to the specific melancholy, inspirational or moving moments and beyond, are, in chronological order: Jericho 2006, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles 2008, The Leftovers 2014, Mr. Robot 2015.By the end of the second volume, your peepers will drop a volume of saline water!**Intro/Outro Music: the song Cue by Silent Partner.-Falsetto Prophet

Greetings Faux Poets, Today, Rare Eagle and I break down just about every conceivable concept, societal strain and we still have time to paint the podcast with hilarity, frivolity and profundity. Remember: "It is only in the vast, black darkyou just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark."Faux Poe and Rare Eagle OUT!**All I Am by Dyalla is the song playing for introand outro purposes. F.C.F.U. (Fact-Check Follow Up) The painting I referenced is "Tiger on the Watch" (also known as Tigre à l'affût or Tigre dans le désert) by the French artist Jean-Léon Gérôme. Painted around 1888, the artwork depicts a large tiger perched on a sandy ridge, looking down at a formation of soldiers marching across a vast, arid valley or desert plainbelow. The painting is notable for contrasting the wild, untamed ferocity of the tiger with the rigid, calculated discipline of the marching soldiers, creating a sense of tension regarding whether the two forces will collide. The painting is held in the collection of the Museum of Fine Arts, Houston.

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics,Today, Vampiress and I talk about the merits of holiday adjacent horror extravaganzas, which hold up, which have faded into the horrifying pale of twilight? -Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and The Horror Movie Queen: Vampiress!P.S. (Procrastinated Statement)*Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics!Welcome to: Usual Ghost Faced Suspects Slick Flick Pick: Stoned Cold Killer--Glory Hole in thePlot; Passing Rude Notes in Class/Cutting Another Hole in Your Ass (Chillin', Killin', and Cindy's Mom Drillin'); (Gail's Snotty Hailstorm Project); (Scary Movie, 2000).Today, Brother Modest Adonis and I dissect the shit out of a classic staple from our teenage days (thereabouts). Remember that Ms. Gail Hailstorm swallows, Sydney is prude, the notes she is passed in class are dude and the killer hides under rugs as well as he follows.What a winning comedic effort that launched a ridiculous spectrum of sequels. All try to surpass Scary Movie, but none succeed. -Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and Brother Modest Adonis!P.S. (Procrastinated Statement)*Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality. We offer you: Pick 84: Slick Flick Pick: Slain at Lover's Lane--What's all the Fuss, it's Just a School Bus? (A Hack, Quack, One BizarreBrainiac); (Taking Possession, Then Repossession, of Obsession); (Drowning in the Crime Waves); (Animal Crackering the Code); (Zodiac, 2007).Today, we discuss--how this film belongs in the scariest movie scenes of all time discussion, along with the campfire scene from The Empty Man and the bearman attack in Annihilation, this flick delivers two such scenes with the Lake Berryessastabbing and the movie poster basement scene, why aqua velvas both look highly appetizing and make for a great comedic moment in an otherwise serious flick, when your editor or a local, admired cop tells you to drop something, it isbest to heed that advice, how the date that never ended will bring some of the film's biggest melancholy moments in a film not frequenting many melancholy moments, how the roundabout retard insult remains one of the funniest scenes in this film, or any film, if you are in need of a hulking evil motherfucker, you cannot do better than John Carrol Lynch, this flick also belongs in the conversation of greatest Fincher flicks up there with The Game and Fight Club, the impossible truth that aside from murders in the first 30 minutes of thisflick, the rest is just paperwork, intrigue, follow up and grinding away, and my oh my how riveting all of the aforementioned proves to be, the quality of the cast, especially the smaller bits, not one face or personality was woefully selected, the hidden message apparent that if you stick out something long enough you just might receive a pyrrhic victory and cold hard evidence that this film's poster tagline: there's more than one way to lose your life to a killer will prove so fucking true, will make you feel lugubrious and blue and reminds you that cases of this stature are never, ever goddamn cocksucking through, and when the nightmares come, they don't present your mind with a smidgen of piddly problems, rather a fucking slew.-Your worthwhile cinephile and Hurdy Gurdy not girly Man, Falsetto Prophet and we both know that once she starts screaming Zodiac would likely be so awestruck he would not finish his killing task of her before he decides to turn and go: Red Devil! P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics and welcome to: REDUX#4 , Part 2, Tea Slick Flick Pick: Fatalitea--Harsh, Cold, and of Both MissileKeys, Marko Takes Hold; Nuclear Turbulence (Sleeping with Whales if Jack's Plan Fails); (Merry Soviet Singing and Hail Mary Pinging); (The Hunt for Red October, 1990)This is a gracious guest lecture with Admiral Adam!Some flicks are so mesmerizing and memorable they are worthy of a second glance and an additional chance, this is a fourth offering of this parallel series to Slick Flick Pick.-Your Worthwhile CinephileP.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song,Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.F.C.F.C. A submarine is technically a ship, as modern submarines are large, complex vessels capable of carrying other smaller vessels, but naval tradition dictates that submariners and the U.S. Navy refer to them as "boats" as a point of pride and identity, often starting their names with the designation USS (United States Ship).

Today is as special as SPECIAL AGENT UTAH as I have a very special agent guest who hails from the Danish capital of the United States: The Faux Special Agent Utah. This is: Special Agent Mormon SFP: Meatwaffle Sandwiches--Little Hand Says it's Time to Barrel Roll; 50-Year Storm and 25 to Life (Undercovers with Tyler); (Adios Amigo and Bodhi out of Control); (Red Hot Shot in His Foot Peppers); (Point Break, 1991).We will dissect the merits of early 90's action/thriller film, why there can only be one Bodhi, why two meatball sandwiches are better than only one and how this is one flick that never should have fucked with for a requel. Enjoy you cinematic fanatics! P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.F.C.F.U. About Today by The National is the song at the endof Warrior! Busey is 81, McGinley is 66.Holly Holm trains out of the renowned Jackson WinkMMA Academy in Albuquerque, New Mexico, alongside other elite fighters, working with coaches Greg Jackson and Mike Winkeljohn for her MMA training and striking, with specialized coaches for wrestling and jiu-jitsu. Tyrone may ormay not have trained there, he is more at ATT, American Top Team.The famous, extended foot chase in Point Break (1991) primarily took place in the residential "walk streets" andalleys of Hermosa Beach, California, specifically around 30th and 31st Street.The chase begins near a gas station at 600 North Catalina Avenue in Redondo Beach and concludes with Utah losing Bodhi at the Ballona Creek concrete channel in Culver City. In the original Point Break (1991), two meatball sandwiches cost roughly $2.25 each, making them about $4.50 for both, based on fan analysis of the iconic scene where Johnny Utah orders them with other items for a total of $7.84, suggesting the total price included tax and other drinks/sandwiches. The California city with the largest Danish population and strongest Danish heritage is Solvang, located in the Santa Ynez Valley, often called the "Danish Capital of America" due to its Danish founders, traditional architecture, cultural events, and focus on Danish traditions and cuisine, attracting tourists and descendants.

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics and welcome to: RETRO REDUX #5: Axe Blood Slick Flick Pick: Gory, Private College Folklore--Gleaning Insight from Flashed Headlights; That's Not How I Heard it, but this Flick, I Fear it (Parkiller in Disguise with Her Piercing, Telling Eyes); (Urban Legend, 1998).How did you hear it? Either way it was told, you're wise to fear it.This is a gracious guest lecture with Red Devil!Some flicks are so mesmerizing and memorable they are worthy of a second glance and an additional chance, this is a fourth offering of this parallel series to Slick Flick Pick.-Your Worthwhile CinephileP.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality… We offer you: Pick 83: Slick Flick Pick: Cartelenovela--Hugs, Not Eastern Facing Rugs; Waylaid Convoy, Kidnap Ploy and Aggrieved Attorney Turned Loose to Destroy (Human Trafficking Jam); (Unpaved Roads and False Flag Codes); (Sicario 2: Day of the Soldado, 2018). Today, we discuss--the indefatigable style and lasting appeal of Benicio Del fucking Toro, who looks just as bad ass when he has a clear mission as he does when he knows not where to go, why it should not come as a stupefying shock that the same government who ordered you to get dirty plays dirty and outside the moral lines themselves, how there is a way toconstruct and immensely intense border crossing and then there is a way to improve upon said sequence and add to its nerve-jangling duration, whoever ends up dating Isabela best not hurt her fucking feelings in the process or they will be hurting and ultimately blood squirting, when you hand a pistola to a young little shit to do your bidding, at least double tap the target or otherwise dislodge their head from their neck so that you confirm proof of death and I don't know if Matt Graver is an American savior, of sick, twisted, yet necessary deeds a purveyor, or a commando who spouts off such prescient realizations, he is a full-fledged fucking soothsayer, but he is both good, bad, rad and intensely and severely misunderfuckingstood.  -Your worthwhile cinephile: Your undercover operative at the food court Mexican food joint who wants to be the next Sicario in line that BDT will anoint and he is neither all white nor all black but an indistinguishable, incorruptible mix of color half American and half Mexican OTHELLO, my favorite bicolor cat.  P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics and welcome to: REDUX #4 Tea Slick Flick Pick: Fatalitea--Harsh, Cold, and of Both MissileKeys, Marko Takes Hold; Nuclear Turbulence (Sleeping with Whales if Jack's Plan Fails); (Merry Soviet Singing and Hail Mary Pinging); (The Hunt for Red October, 1990)This is a gracious guest lecture with Red Devil!Some flicks are so mesmerizing and memorable they are worthy of a second glance and an additional chance, this is a fourth offering of this parallel series to Slick Flick Pick.-Your Worthwhile CinephileP.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.F.C.F.C. A submarine is technically a ship, as modern submarines are large, complex vessels capable of carrying other smaller vessels, but naval tradition dictates that submariners and the U.S. Navy refer to them as "boats" as a point of pride and identity, often starting their names with the designation USS (United States Ship).

Greetings Faux Poets, You are all going to be calmer and more even keeled after listening to the dancer, the writer, the lover NOT the fighter with Casanova, my friend, brother and uncle, all in one. Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to thebleak, the dim, the stark."Faux Poe and Casanova OUT!**All I Am by Dyalla is the song playing for intro and outro purposes.

Greetings Faux Poets, You are all soon graced with her warm vocalizations, as I was, with the wonderful Poetletariat. As this is her return appearance, make yourself present, the opposite of scarce, buckle in and let her wisdom astound you.Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark."Faux Poe and Poetletariat OUT!**All I Am by Dyalla is the song playing for intro and outro purposes. F.C.F.U. It was Sean William Scott who shot a tranquilizer dart into the jugular of Will Farrell in Old School.

Greetings Faux Poets, The Rising Phoenix ash and I go for the jugular of candorin our premiere Faux Poet episode together! A little poetry is read and we further explore the corridors of her diabolical mind and ask why, an Italian badass such as herself, is so hard to find!Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to thebleak, the dim, the stark."Faux Poe and Elocin Phoenix OUT!**All I Am by Dyalla is the song playing for intro and outro purposes.

Greetings Faux Poets, Brother Jameson and I go for the jugular of candor in our second Faux Poet episode together! A little poetry is read and we further explore the corridors of Brother Irishman's a mile a minute brain and ask why, as an Irishman, his emotions sometimes see red!Coming soon, to an ear canal near you, perhaps even your own, your very venerated voice for sore ears, Faux Poe with a fresh Lecture of Faux Poet: Lecture 27: Faux Poet: A Rusty, Antique Friend Falls Like Domino While Fresh Friendships, like Bamboo, Do they Grow--How to Slip the Grip of Stage fright Fear and , Your Mind, Clear (Gracious Guest Lecture with Open Mic Elocin).Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark."Faux Poe and the BEAST with a Brogue Irishman OUT!All I Am by Dyalla is the song playing for intro and outro purposes. F.C.F.U.In Gran Torino, Clint Eastwood's character, Walt Kowalski, worked as a retired autoworker at a Ford plant. The film is set in the Detroit area, where many scenes were shot, and his character's past as an autoworker is a central part of his identity. Garage Inc. is a compilation album of cover songs byAmerican heavy metal band Metallica. It was released on November 24, 1998, through Elektra Records. The Be Good Tanyas are a Canadian folk music group formed in Vancouver in 1999. Their influences include folk, country, and bluegrass. Yes, Metallica and members of the band have praisedKorn's cover of "One". Lars Ulrich has expressed kind words about the performance, and the band members reportedly enjoyed watching it, with Lars being particularly complimentary, according to one source.

Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy as we unwind the grind of reality…We offer you: Pick 82: Slick Flick Pick: Mistaken Identification--Singled Out, Double Crossed by a Triple Agent; Concealed Weapons, Conspicuous Names and Two-Faced Dames (Tail the DecoyThrough the Train Station, Mt. Rushmore and Illinois); (North by Northwest, 1959). Today, we'll discuss--the probability of train in tunnel scoring success with a complete fucking stranger on a train, whom you just met, when you tell her that you meet the loose definition of a gentleman simply because you do not act on your preliminary impulse to do her, why a face full of shaving cream makes a more believable and organic disguise than dressing up as a fucking train porter, who would pass up a free libation from a gaggle of shadowy gangsters, perhaps if he asked for a lemon twist or dollop of vermouth, it would have made his hangover more like a mild headache, how cansuch a foxy dame, with such a memorable fucking voice, pass as a chameleonic double agent who can blend in with all atmospheric social situations, why sending a telegram to your mother, or making such a colossal deal of not being able to reach her at a fancy bar in a fancier hotel may just lead to your death and detriment and what is the point in crop-dusting where there are no crops and, while I am thinking about it, what is the point in behaving balls to the walls wasted in front of an audience of cops, note that this film swiftly travels in the direction of north by northwest with a handful of plot heavystops, but the audience, and at least one main character, is desperately waiting for when the cold war confession plot narration reveal and Eve Kendall's shoe drops.-Your worthwhile cinephile: I can hang on the nose of a president for I am a dashing, determined, dogged and dapper fucking gent: Falsetto Prophet and she is not a treacherous trollop nor a turn coat tart, but rather a sensible vixen who deserves praise from her country and a fresh fucking start: Red Devil.P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.F.C.F.U. SAUL BASS DID THE OPENING CREDITS, NOT SAM BASS

Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 81: Slick Flick Treat or Trick Pick: All Hallows' Cleave--Laurie Strode in Survival Mode (Emergency Room of Doom); (A Nonelective Surgery Slashing Spree--Body Pillow Decoy Trick and Slipping in Blood Slick; (Halloween 2, 1981). Today, we discuss--the farfetched likelihood of being able to run just as swiftly barefoot and in an ankle bandage wrap as you were with just a gaping hole knife wound in your thigh, the raw strength and dexterity it must take to suspend a full grown busty nurse in midair with nothing but a scalpel and wrist power, balance her deftly and perform all of the above with no grunting or audible exclamation aside from theincessant and passive breathing, how exercising a foul mouth in the hospital can get your ass violently disposed of, the value of going to the dentist at least once in your life so that dental records can be compared, the recent reminder that if stabbing Mr. Myers with a sewing needle, and a knife, andemptying your six shot revolver into his ass until he unceremoniously falls from a second story balcony does not curb or curtail his movements and resolve, why does she think shooting him in both eyes will illustrate a different fate and from shoulder rub to sterilized hospital hot tub, this curly haired prowler is nothing but a scrub in scrubs, but she is the busty buxom broad nurse that Michael Myers, he, and all of his cohort victims, when in her vicinity feel a growing, ever knowing, hot tub so hot it's glowing…chubb.-Your worthwhile cinephile: In this emergency room of doom, you are safer to stay in the womb, but will Michael Myers smell the gas fumes before the room goes boom: Falsetto Prophet, and if Laurie Strode is in fucking survival mode, Red Devil's own pace has slowed and she is sitting down, waiting for her Michael Myers life taker while slowly enjoying some hot fudge brownie a la mode. P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.F.C.F.U. (Fact-Check Follow Up)Halloween 6 THE CURSE of Michael MyersThe Satanic panic is a moral panic consisting of over 12,000 unsubstantiated cases of Satanic ritual abuse (SRA, sometimes known as ritual abuse, ritualistic abuse, organized abuse, or sadistic ritual abuse) starting in the United States in the 1980s, spreading throughout many parts of the world by the late 1990s, and persisting today.

Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy as we unwind the grind of reality.We offer you: Pick 80: Slick Hicks Flick Pick: Arrive at the Hive, The Obscene Queen, Revive, Her Acid Blooded Babies, Survive, Then, Exfil Intact and Alive--Gutsy Ripley Steers Their Humvee (Xenomorphs, These Unclean, Obscene, Mean Michael Biehn Marines, Dwarf); (Aliens, 1986). Today, we'll discuss--why sticking your shotgun in the mouth of a acid blood rich creature and blasting away may not be the best way to avoid close encounters as, by definition, it requires a close ass encounter of the same, when you are told to use flame elements and small arms only, it is likely a direct fucking order from Apone, the man who tells you to look into his eye, and less a misplaced suggestion, however much Hudson can bitch, multiple that by 3 and add infinity and you are semi close to 1. how badass Hicks is throughout the entire fucking film and 2. how sultry, soothing and sexy Ripley's voice is at all times, 3. how slimy and sleazy Burke the jerk is and 4. how fucking fantastic looks in a tank top and no goddamn bra, what an asinine notion it is to allow face huggers to impregnate the tall gal with the sexy voice and the little blonde girl who prefers to be called a breed of lizard, and who the fuck in the writer's room thought it was a grand notion to off over half of the colonial marines that we were just starting to grow fucking fond of?-Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and Brother GambitP.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious,courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 79: Slick FlickPick: Rationing Compassion--Caught in Bayonets and War's Web (Wittness to Another World); (The Thin Red Line, 1998). Today, we discuss--the merits to the aphorism the pen is mightier than the sword for a Dear John letter can hollowyou out into a walking, talking Jon fucking Doe, the rich and rampant duality present showing both the extremity of peace and war, of communal benevolence and comrades in the whirlwind of carnage, why Jim Caviezel was both the rightson of a bitch to play both Jesus Christ and Private Witt, how Nick Nolte is such a commanding presence, you forget he is not 7 feet tall, but rather 6 foot 1 inch, whereas SPR was a masterful film in demonstrating the European Theatreof WW2, its terrain, inhabitants and culture, this flick illustrated, with equal aplomb, the Pacific Theatre, island hopping and the humid horrors that await these clean shaven, but dirty souled and deeply scarred soldiers andwhile the magnum opus from SPR is often lauded as one of the most intense, grueling and fantastic war sequences of all time, this lone bunker on a hill moment stands in the pantheon of the kinetic greats in cinematic warfare achievement. -Your worthwhile cinephile: Like Witt, I may turn left when told to go right, but for this film's reputation and deserving deeply penetrating praise, I shall continue to fight: Falsetto Prophet and my favorite bicolor creature present for this wartime feature: Othello. P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.F.C.F.U. (Fact-Check Follow Up) What does the phrase The Thin Red Line mean? The Thin Red Line has become an English language figure of speech for any thinly spread military unit holding firm against attack. The phrase has also taken on the metaphorical meaning of the barrier which the relatively limited armed forces of a country present to potential attackers.What is the message of The Thin Red Line? It can be called an anti-war film, but its disdain for the very conventions of the medium make it an anti-anti-war film. "The Thin Red Line" is a movie about creation growing out of destruction, about love where you'd least expect to find it and about angels--especially the fallen kind--who just happen to be men.Note that this film was released in 1998 just as SPR, this film is 171 minutes in length and features a wide, well known cast,SPR was 170 minutes in length and also features a squad of knock out actors. Both involve the storming of a beach and the attacking of a bunker, and the bombastic shocking sounds of the gunfire and explosions is contrasted warmly with whispers and deeply personal soliloquies.

Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 78: Slick Flick Pick: Demon Pumpkin Seed--This Stalker's Not a Talker and One Slow A** Walker (Full Moon Loomis); (He'll Roam Before He'll Come Home); (Halloween, 1978).Today, we discuss--the art of slow walking, treading lightly and breathing deeply, why sitting in a parked car, in a closed garage, in the dark of night develops into one of the most memorable sequences of fright and spreads suspense building insight, how to spill popcorn butter all over your wardrobe and how to, like a cheerleader whore, disrobe, when it is ok to pass on a request made by your father and disobey his desire for you to drop off any item, trinket, prop, key or widget at the ole Myer's domicile, how to read, process, remember and apply driving for dummies from the psych ward to the rainy streets in a station wagon, when it is best to do your laundry completely indoors for hanging sheets in the breeze is boldly inviting pure, simple evil into your backyard, how the organic switch from clown mask to shapeless Shatner mask was a bold and brilliant choice and why Laurie Strode follows proper house sitting etiquette and babysitter code until she devolves into stark survival mode. -Your worthwhile cinephile: I may or may not come home, but I do not always podcast alone and with my guest today, we will command a terrifying tone: Falsetto Prophet and her bangs are striking like a jill-o-lantern and your attempts to carve into her pumpkin face, she'll spurn: Goddess of violence and the awkward silence: ATHENA!P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics and welcome to: REDUX #3 Feet Cold, Wet and Slick Flick Pick: Half in, Half out Feline--When Gabriel Falls, Mammon Rises; The Blackest of Lungs and the Purest Heart (Dragon's Breath and the Devil Delaying His Death); (Constantine, 2005). This is a gracious guest lecture with brother Ghostwriter!Some flicks are so mesmerizing and memorable they are worthy of a second glance and an additional chance, this is the third offering of this parallel series to Slick Flick Pick.-Your Worthwhile CinephileP.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.F.C.F.C. David and Goliath: Underdogs, Misfits, and the Art of Battling Giants is a non-fiction book written by Canadian writer Malcolm Gladwell and published by Little, Brown and Company on October 1, 2013. The book focuses on the probability of improbable events occurring in situations where one outcome is greatly favored over the other. The book contains many different stories of these underdogs who wind up beating the odds, the most famous being the story of David and Goliath.

Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality… We offer you: Pick 77: Slick Flick Pick: Ruthless Plans, Useless Hands--Playing Baccarat and Three Blind Mice (007 in Honey Ryder Heaven); (Cyanide Cigarette and a License to Get Salt Water Wet); (Dr. No, 1962) **Episode 2 of the UnBONDed Series** Today, we discuss--Dr. No is indubitably not a know it all, the blatant and inarguable salacious conclusion to draw between names such as Puss Feller and Honey Ryder,the wild and devil-may-care approach to entangling his custom fitted but shirtless self to malaria on Crab Key, the forward thinking value in remembering the exact number of bullets you have fired before trying to out fox the unbonded fox, how interrupting a sightly beach dweller with an uninvited duo to Underneath the Mango Tree can lead to the most loyal goddess/partner in crime in Jamaica and the duality of crystal clear water and the sullied, muddy, elusive and murky motivations of a man hellbent on exercising his ruthless plans with deformed, ineffectual, downright useless hands.  -Your worthwhile cinephile: your favorite rum breathing dragon Falsetto Prophet and she sings better than Bond, Ryder and me, underneath the mango tree Red Stripe Beer DevilP.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.F.C.F.U. In the James Bond film "Dr. No", Honey Rider killed a man by placing a female black widow spider under his mosquito net, causing him to die from a venomous bite, a slow and agonizing death; she revealed this when describing her revenge against a man who had abused her.The Spy Who Loved Me is a 1977 spy film, the tenth in the James Bond series produced by Eon Productions.

Let's enter the realm of semi-real but still fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality with Pick 76: Slick Flick Pick: Interpoliticking Time Bomb--Killing Time at the Guggenheim (White-Collar Wartime Crimes); (Sweating Istanbullets); (The International, 2009). Today, we discuss--the sexual chemistry extant and inherent between these two Brits is as sharp as the blade used to infect Schumer with an inexplicably rapidly spreading toxin, as thick as the mop of lion mane hair atop Clive's head and as irrefutable as the strange circumstances surrounding the bullet casings left and queer evidence collected at one of the crime scenes, which poor bastard has the sole responsibility of squeegeeing the innumerable fingerprints left on all the windows of these skyscrapers, when you are going to accuse a multi billionaire conglomerate of shady shiz, it works best if you have Clive's visage and steely stare whilst you do it, the hair stylist for Eleanor could easily be making as manygreenbacks as these corrupt banks in their rotten cesspool of collective abuse, misuse and misappropriation of funds, why a consultant you are paying good money to kill for you might just get the wild but still sensical idea to turn the goon against the goons you send to ice him and the many ways in which this slick flick adroitly makes every elevator chime, every bird wing flap, every coffee sip seem conspiratorial with lethal possibilities and orchestrated with grim intention. -Your worthwhile cinephile: I may be daft to overdraft, but if I fstars with the wrong bank, two bullet casings for me, they'll craft, as they doctor up a sniper's nest and give one unsuspecting shooter the shaft Falsetto ProphetP.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts,She is published, she publishes, she photographs, she antiques, she is a main linchpin in a local and successful band. In meeting someone of her stature, it is encouraging sure, but it also forces me to look back at the last 20 years of my own life and reflect: Falsetto, what the fuck? Why did you settle for a simple undergraduate degree, why are you not yet published, why are your passions a meager third of the quantity of the Poetletariat? I am working on those answers."Here is to approaching well-intentioned strangers at a swanky bar, conversing with candor so that the conversation can take you both far, here is to allowing any prior, tender wounds to scar and recognizing that even the most modest and unassuming mammals can be a member of a local celebrity hybrid amalgamation of hard country music jug band, Celtic pink-grass, with today's guest, a Cackalacky convert star!"  Cheers my fellow poet Brianne!"I like to dabble in different things, but music is my first love. It connects to me in a way my side projects don't because it'sso personal. I write the words. Music is like my diary. It's my therapy." -Eve"I still dabble in different types of music, but I'm sticking to my Country roots." -Morgan WallenRemember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe OUT!(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts,Willa Cather said that she write best when shestopped trying to write and began simply to remember.Enjoy Well Red Devil's presence today and heed her words of well read wisdom.Remember: "It is only in the vast, black darkyou just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe OUT!(Procrastinated Statement)*Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of theartist, An JoneF.C.F.U. *Rattle is the name of the poetry submission avenue:https://rattle.com/page/about-us/*A poem compiled from lines of other poems is calleda cento. The word comes from the Latin for "patchwork garment," which describes how the poet stitches together verses from different sources to create a new work. *Eugene Field lost a child; two children died in infancy, and his oldest son, Eugene Field, Jr., died at age 13, leading to the deeply emotional tone of his famous poem "Little Boy Blue," though the poem was not directly inspired by any single child's death.

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts,Welcome Brother Lokesh!From a 19-hour flight to rewarding all of us with legendary insight, he is a poet, a reader, a multilingual speaker who knows how to properly convey a point and never miss the point. Enjoy our cultural and well-delivered broadcast. "If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you." Rudyard KiplingRemember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe and Brother Lokesh OUT!(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts,The poet is a liar who always speaks the truth. Jean CocteauRemember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe OUT!(Procrastinated Statement)*Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics,Some flicks are so mesmerizing and memorable they are worthy of a second glance and an additional chance, this is the very first offering of this parallel series to Slick Flick Pick.Welcome Podience and Cinematic Fanastics to:REDUX #2 Fog Juice Slick Flick Pick: West Coast Ghosts--Celebrating Maritime Crime; His Cross to Despair; (Of Malone's Unholy Gold, Blake Takes Hold); (Madness Descends when a Waterlogged Wreck Surfaces); (John Carpenter's The Fog, 1980) -Your Worthwhile CinephileP.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

Greetings Loyal Listeners and thank you, Nire, for reading my poetic tribute to John Carpenter's The Fog, 1980: Maritime Crimes (Forsaking Blake was their Mistake) Your voice is better than mine, having you read these words proved a fortuitous sign. -Falsetto Prophet

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics,Some flicks are so mesmerizing and memorable they are worthy of a second glance and an additional chance, this is the very first offering of this parallel series to Slick Flick Pick. Welcome Podience and Cinematic Fanastics to: REDUXBloody Hook Slick Flick Pick: Fishing for Death Threats--Billy Blue, Crab Gut Goo, Ms. Love Can Sing, Scream and Run Fast Too; Revenge is a Dish Best Served on Ice (Choked Up Croaker Queen); (I Know What You Did Last Summer, 1997)-Your Worthwhile CinephileP.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts,Welcome Brother Ghostwriter!Genuine poetry can communicate before it is understood. T. S. EliotPoetry is thoughts that breathe, and words that burn. Thomas GrayA poem is never finished, only abandoned. Paul ValeryRemember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe OUT!(Procrastinated Statement)*Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone

Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 75: Slick, Murderous, Magic Trick Flick Pick: Hedging The Pledge--Always Leave Them Wanting Gore; Stranger Doppelganger Danger (Forgotten Knots and Bullet Caught Shots); (BalefulShowman); (Two Halves of a Full Lie); (The Prestige, 2006). Today, we discuss--when your husband's shady hand wound just won't fucking heal, maybe you are being shortchanged on the story or at least the victim of a raw, rotten deal, who is hotter in form and fashion: Piper or Scarlett?But the irony of this forthcoming rhyme is the sultry, sightly winner between those two blonde ingenue dames, Angier will happily touch the thigh of one, make the other feel betrayed, for these magician's play sick, twisted games, collateral will prove a reasonable synonym for these gals, for Borden and Angiers are no longer pals, and if you recall the touch of Piper's thigh, she will be the same one who drowns onstage and subsequently die, if revenge is a dish best served cold, the reliving your revenge repeatedly, obsessively, for the vast majority of your days must be a fulfilling cold dish meal to behold, whoever said that drowning was like going home must have been the child of a fucked up upbringing and member of an ass backwards household, where the hats are and where the cats wind up is not really of consequence for they are all Angier's hat and they are all Tesla's sneaky, slinking cat, how a short oriental man balances a massive fishbowl between his thighs is not the trick, pretending to be old, feeble and useless every day of his life, both onstage and off, that is the real deception and the duplicitous, vigorous magic and whenever your dark doppelganger stranger fucking danger runs towards you and begs you to WAIT, you could lower your gun, hear him out and allow him to become your bunk fucking mate.   -Your worthwhile cinephile: you can take the electricity out of the showman of the magician, but you can't extract themagician from the otherworldly electrician: Falsetto Prophet and there is a catch to his bullet catch, for nefarious schemes he will hatch and the ensuing violence will leave more a scar than a scratch: Brother Brooks!P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.F.C.F.U. In Islam, jinn are supernatural beings that exist alongside humans, but are invisible and form a world separate from humans. The Qur'an confirms the existence of jinn, and they are also known as genies. Jinn are said to be made of smokeless flame, similar to how humans are made of earth. They are believed to be less physical and virtuous than humans, but they have the same ability to choose between good and evil, and must face salvation or damnation. **Along with obsession, this film also wrestles with revenge, perfection, self-sacrifice and unheeded warnings...why does this film feel so profound and what are the cautionary tales you extracted from its key messages? Brother Brooks: I think you get envy, greed, revenge, obsession, covetousness. I think what you ultimately see is a 7 sins. So it provides some sin that you may harbor yourself, you see it in a character. **Who is more dedicated to their craft? Jackman or Bale. Ties are allowed here too. Consider all possibilities. Brother Brooks: I think Bale wins on this. Bale dies to protect his secret. Jackman is willing to kill for his. A lot of thingsin this world would we kill for, but there are very few things that I would die for. I think there is a lot of allegory for this situation and how it applies across the spectrum. What level of desperation does one have to be in to kill something? I feel like we can also add the layer that Jackman thinks Bale isdoing the same and therefore it’s okay. 

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts,Welcome Brother Art! “The fatal misconception behind brainstorming is that there is a particular script we should all follow in group interactions...The most creative spaces are those which hurl us together. It is the human friction that makes the sparks.”--Jonah Lehrer"Here is to dressing to impress and committing to the capital A art form, to deviating from the predictable norm, to writing satisfying words that cold spells warm, weathering the writer's block storm, for there is, indeed, any port in a brainstorm and not just dropping your words in a linear flow, but attacking all of the audience's senses with a lyrical swarm!" Cheers brother Art!Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe OUT!(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An JoneF.C.F.U. (Fact-Check Follow Up)Coco Chanel advised, "Before you leave the house, look in the mirror and remove one accessory." This is about over-accessorizing and creating a balanced, elegant look. The specific accessory that needs to be removed would depend on the individual's outfit and the overall style they are going for.The term "Imposter Phenomenon," now commonly known as "Imposter Syndrome," was first coined by psychologists Pauline Rose Clance and Suzanne Imes in 1978 describing an internal experience of doubting one's abilities, even when there is external evidence of success. 

Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 74: Slick Flick Pick: Whore for the Fedora--Back-Alley Deal and Wounds that Won't Heal (Trust Not the Trollop); (Folk Antihero); (Trenchcoats, Tommy Guns and Violent Bank Runs); (Public Enemies, 2009).Today, we discuss--whoever said you can't fire a machine gun whilst hanging onto the roof of an old model car in full sleek trench coat garb and make it look easy as fuck is a nimrod or dishonest, what is the point of pilfering all of those greenbacks if you blow all of it on top shelf booze and bottom shelf cooze, where are the silencers when as an audience member, you would have an easier time hearing the spontaneous commands the men shout at each other if they had a suppressor on their machineguns, oh, who am I kidding, much like the middle of the day L.A. robbery in Heat, I fancy the bombastic gunplay, when you tell all of the hookers, who live their lives pretending to be something they are not through prevarication, mirroring and mimicry, you can't be surprised when one drops a dime and accelerates your first and final back alley rendezvous with father fucking death time, why couldn't the lodge shootout been elongated by 20 fucking minutes and the scenes with Marion fugly fuck you Cotillard, the peevish retard who pissed me off in: Inception, The Dark Knight Rises, this flick and probably Contagion as well, be abridged to the extreme or cut entirely from this slick flick, like Heat, I don't give a purple headed rabbit fuck about the women on the side, I want to see how the crooks evade the law and take the shootouts in fucking stride! -Your worthwhile cinephile: you can be a whore andyou can wear a fedora, but it a rarity indeed to be labeled a whore for the Fedora, Falsetto Prophet and she's not a trollop or a strumpet, but for Johnny Depp she is happy to wrap a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree to welcome his arrival, sing to his tune and play for him a trumpet, Red Devil!P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.F.C.F.U. The Banking Act of 1933, which created the FDIC, was signed by President Roosevelt on June 16, 1933. By almost any measure, the FDIC has been successful in maintaining public confidence in the banking system.Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act (RICO), U.S. federal statute targeting organized crime and white-collar crime. Since being enacted in 1970, it has been used extensively and successfully to prosecute thousands ofindividuals and organizations in the United States.Charlie Winstead was born in Sherman, Texas on May 25, 1891. Before joining the FBI he engaged in various occupations, including decorated service with the USArmy in World War I, working as a deputy sheriff in several Texas jurisdictions, and just before joining the Bureau, as a law clerk in the US Attorney's office in El Paso, Texas.As a member of the Dallas Field Office, Winstead took partin several unsuccessful manhunts targeting outlaws Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow, and played a key role in the manhunt for kidnapper George "Machine Gun" Kelly; along with Agent Gus Jones, Winstead arrested Kelly's associate Harvey Bailey in Rhome, Oklahoma, which set the FBI manhunt for Kelly in motion.

Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 73: Slick Flick Pick: Sibling Killing Spree--This Time the Mission is (Da)Mon (Ed Burns Through Germans); (Wehrmacht, I'll see you in Ramelle); (Saving Private Ryan, 1998).Today, we discuss--the similarities inherent between baseball players and paratroopers: the cigarettes, chewing tobacco, gum and graba**, blowing kisses at their fellow bros, their wives--they miss and the looming fear they neither acknowledge nor outright dismiss, why mortars do not require a launch tube to be devastatingly effective and cinematically spectacular, how of all the violent, explosive and shrapnel laden deaths, a slow ironic knife insertion through the rib cage, intimately and insidiously, is the most lingering and disturbing, when your rifle jams or runs dry of ammo, simply toss your weapon, then helmet and finally pull your pistol and fire it unceremoniously at an antagonistic kraut, the most memorable moment is also the quietest and most subtle: a fraternal bro nod from Mr. Burns through Germans is all that is needed for Damon, and we, to understand his ultimate acceptance into this squad who struggles, slays, and soldiers on, where the fstars are you supposed to run on the beach assault and affront when all of your comrades are getting shot, mortared, drowned or otherwise falling prey to a hidden bunker gun and the intermittent hand shaking of Captain Miller will provide one of the most charming and disarming moments in the flick, but also one of the most quietly alarming.  -Your worthwhile cinephile: Hanks may, or may not, see Ryan on the beach but for the rest of his gifted life, Hanks shadow will loom, resurrected memories will bloom and his final words and influence will, from his grave, reach: Falsetto Prophet and my favorite bicolor creature present for this wartime feature: Othello. P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 72: Slick Flick Pick: Rone Fibs a Drone--Captain Flint Will Handle It (Turning Right, When Told Left, in a Gunfight); (Downtime on a Rooftop); (13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi, 2016). Today, we discuss--how Oz requires her ears and eyes, but not her mouth, for when the dingus turns right, not left, things, for our carnage seeking contractors, head south, why chubbing your commander's beret may seem like a fine idea at the time but in retrospect makes you and your bunk mates seem gay, the correlation you could reasonably draw between violent video games these tough dudes play and the deliciously violent nature in which, combative enemies, they slay, who gives a shiz about the Macdonald's drive through new baby knowledge scene when all we want is to watch Captain Flint touch down and shoot fools in the spleen, how I simply forgot Roy, from The Office, is a rather large boy, now he's Boon with a beard, a tan and a large caliber sniper rifle toy, both in that show and in real life Royand Jim, Boon and Jack don't care for each other but they put their collective difference aside for inside the compound the ambo's lungs, in black diesel smoke, the insurgents attempt to smother. -Your worthwhile cinephile: Just when I think I identify most with Rone, I remember that he dies alone, so I choose, as mycinematic spirit warrior, Tanto, as he says what he wants to and sprays gunfire and slays who he wants to, and he'll chub the hat of authority when there's nothing for him to do: Falsetto Prophet and my brother in arms, from anothermother, and mister with Red Devil as a sister, handing me a loaded gat and a folder full of forged credentials brother Archangel. P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.Fact-Check Follow Up: The United States has nearly 29,000 troops deployed in the Korean peninsula for that purpose. In addition to U.S. troops, many of South Korea's 630,000 troops and North Korea's 1.2 million troops are stationed near the Demilitarized Zone (DMZ), making it one of the most heavily armed borders in the world.

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, NIRE (Erin spelled backwards, Rhymes with Fire)Welcome out of the frying pan and into the Nire!I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts, welcome, wired, inspired, miles from retired writers to: Lecture 19: Faux Poet: When you Write in a Manner Concise, You Don't Have to, On Your Reader's Attention Span, Roll the Dice--How to Write Tight, Show not Tell, and Speak Well at each Open Mic Night (Gracious Guest Lecture with Nire)."Here is to speaking just loud enough to make an impression, asking good, but not impossible to answer, questions, to enlivening stale poems, and, familiar tired beats, finding a way to freshen; remaining true in our writing, alleviating aggression, mostly for our personal, but sometimes profession, picking just the right word at our discretion, in rapid free verse succession, and letting our poems serve as astructured confession!" Cheers my fellow poet Nire.“The shorter and the plainer the better.” — Beatrix PotterRemember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to thebleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe OUT!(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An JoneFact Check Follow Up:The odds of having identical triplets are extremely low, estimated at around 1 in 60,000 to 1 in 1 million pregnancies“If I read a book and it makes my whole body so cold no fire can warm me, I know that is poetry. If I feel physically as if the top of my head were taken off, I know that is poetry. These are the only ways I know it. Is there any other way?”― Emily Dickinson

Greetings Faux Poets!I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts, welcome, wired, inspired, miles from retired writers to: Lecture 18: Faux Poet: Internal Infighting, External Righting: If Your Words can Make Them Feel, Write not to Harm, but Them Disarm--so They can Heal--How to Scrawl to Share Your Life and Save Theirs.When you write poetry, you may feel a slave to the emotional overseer, you may feel but a slight schooner in a malevolent maelstrom, just a passenger in worldly transport, but you are always the master, the captain, the driver. You are in control of what you write, how you write and how much time you spend perfecting that piece, mastering your message and conveying the crux of your telling, thorough takeaway. You are perennially offered the option to delve so deeply into your own mind, thoughts and the written reflections of the same that you doubt your ability to surface or become so demoralized that you question the value of the very thing you have pledged to perform: placing your pen to page or finger tips to type. Use your ledger of life experiences to educate, to entertain to floor and awaken, but do not harm yourself, or your reader in the process. Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe OUT!(Procrastinated Statement)*Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An JoneFact Check Follow Up: Adverbs often fail to evoke strong emotional responses because they tend to "tell" rather than "show" how something happened. They modify verbs and adjectives, providing details about the manner or degree of an action or description, but without specific sensory details, readers may not fully connect with the emotion being conveyed. 

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, Here is the coveted mind behind the poem: "Being made new, not in your image", but here on this podcast, a friendship begins anew and this microphone talent matchup is the world fucking series, not some middle of the week scrimmage. Anyone can fucking die, but so too can they lie, their own freedom, silence, another's loyalty buy, and, whenthey face themselves at the end of the day, after the fray, perhaps they will sneak a peek at their own tears as they cry, which beckons new inspiration of the poetic and written persuasion. Such emotional poetry proves impactful forthe audience at freshly brewed, for Ghostwriter Snyder and for me.Here is a man with a future in public speaking and a focused attention span, who can read a prepared poem or shift to something unexpected when things don't go according to plan, who is well educated but keeps safe his own thoughts, who writes with precision, speaks with authority, commands the microphone and, thanks to Chemohawk Sessions today, is not having to read his work privately and silently and who definitely does not have to bask in the glow of brilliantly blinding poetry alone. It is an honor and a pleasure to be in the company of a college graduate, a bartender turned corporate shark and a writer who speaks crystal clearly so as to never be misunderstood and writes about topics so provocative, he is a reader's passion igniter!I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts, welcome, wired, inspired, miles from retired writers to: Lecture 17: Faux Poet: Reading Aloud what you Write, Lending Fresh Insight--Putting Currency of your PoetryWhere your Mouth is, Properly Flowing to not Tell, but Show, Not Speak Too Soft, Nor Too Slow (Gracious Guest Lecture with Ghostwriter Snyder).Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe OUT!(Procrastinated Statement)*Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, Here is a return German guest, who never overstaysher welcome, she is never a pest, but she is a serious scientist who knows how to take things in jest, who loves Skyrim, 90's X-files episodes, particularly the spooky ones with biting humor that take place in the woods, she loves to consume Mead, and, she also likes to READ, actual, factual paper books with binding and while she is a flesh and blood human, her Ohio roots now NC transplant, both states would concede her brilliance is blinding!It is an honor and a pleasure to be in the company of a fighter, a writer, an independent examiner of the deep, dark, unlovely woods and who speaks crystal clearly so as to never be misunderstood! Welcome Fraulein Michelle! I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts, welcome, wired, inspired, miles from retired writers to: Lecture 16: Faux Poet: From Primordial Soup to Inspirational Stew, When Creativity Slows, Take up Writing Kung-Fu--How to Maintain your Composure and Attain Tai-Chi Poetry (Second Gracious Guest Lecture with Fraulein)Fact Check Follow Ups:*Kuk Sool Won meaning "Korean martial arts institute,"is a comprehensive Korean martial art system founded by Suh In-Hyuk, known for its focus on a wide range of techniques, including strikes, kicks, joint locks, pressure points, and weapons. *When did the position of vice president of the United States stop going to the runner-up in the presidential election and become a separately elected office?*That was in 1804, when the 12th Amendment to the Constitution was ratified, says David Ward, senior historian at the National Portrait Gallery.*Human activities are the leading cause of wildfires worldwide.  Natural causes, such as lightning strikes andvolcanic eruptions, can also contribute to wildfires, but they account for a smaller percentage of wildfire incidents. Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to thebleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe OUT!(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, If you can, aloud, read it, the listeners need it!Why stop at one when an unknown, unnamed not fullyrealized trilogy you've just begun. It is that uncertainty that can be fun, and when you find yourself in that sweet, sticky place between wrapping up two and dreaming up three, you have already won, you are, on the cusp, in the throes of a poetry spree. Coming soon, to an ear canal near you, perhaps evenyour own, your very venerated voice for sore ears, Faux Poe with a fresh Lecture of Faux Poet: Lecture 16: Faux Poet: From Primordial Soup to Inspirational Stew, When CreativitySlows, Take up Writing Kung-Fu--How to Maintain your Composure and Attain Tai-Chi Poetry (Gracious Guest Lecture with Fraulein).Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe OUT!(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone

Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality… We offer you: Pick 666: Slick Flick Bloodbath Pick: Electroshocker Psychotherapy--Blood Vat Bath on the Warpath; Bulletproof Price/Gent of Dismemberment (VannaCUTT the F*** Up); (House on Haunted Hill, 1999) *Special Low-Rent, Faux, Half Price Feature*Today, we discuss--why some amusement parks are both more amusing and bemusing than others, when a pumped up, coked out wired Chris Kattan meets you at the rusty gates of an asylum with a sordid ass past, perhaps it is better to hop your ass back in the faux funeral procession and have them take you down the road to the first church, however many times that Mr. Price's tech guru Carl has to reattach and reassemble the dummies in the roller coaster of carnage is likely one time too fucking many, what is 1 million dollars worth, no, let's raise the stakes and potential profits, what is 5 million dollars worth if your body is disassembled and dissected in too many pieces to count or spend the money and who the fuck would take exception to Evelyn's attitude when she looks so goddamn sightly in slipper heels and a cocktail dress, granted she undresses for the male populace with frightening regularity, but she has no cankles and eyes brown like choco nuggets that are at least 65% cacao. -Your worthwhile cinephile: Your bemusing amusement whose mustache cuts more than my wit and the sharpest trepanation drill Falsetto Pricey Prophet and she's looking thin, enjoys bubble baths and Finnish Vodka or gin and commits deplorable but when her nose scrunches up it is rather adorable Evelyn Red Devil.P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

Here is an Irish dude with a winning can do attitude, who attends open mic's with kindness, miles from rude, who swiftly downs a Jameson shot before delivering his poignant words of life, love, loss and all of the imponderables in-between, I have heard of a red faced Irish temper, but this Irishman seems to prefer benevolence and generous acts tobeing mean. He is the guy who has many candles burning and many wheels turning at any given time, but still, in the midst of his litany of activities, he still finds the time to be present, be animated and somehow, finds the time to rhyme. It is an honor and a pleasure my good man, fellow Irishman and, though you hail from the northeast and I from the lone star state, fellow countryman! Welcome Brother Jameson! I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts, welcome, wired, inspired, miles from retired writers to: Lecture 14: Faux Poet: Intellect Leapt and Creativity Swept when the Promise of a Concept Goes Unkept--How toBreak Free from the Rigid Decree and Keep Your Poetry Both Profound and Carefree (Gracious Guest Lecture with Brother Jameson)I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts. Write to creativity ignite and, the readers' passions, incite!-Faux Poe OUT!(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Time to Spare,courtesy of the artist, An Jone

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesisto that stale a** chair, I just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick.JAWS is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, swim only in clothes, rarely alone and never right at daybreak and stick around, till, paddling Falsetto Prophet's and Seafoam Mean Red Devil's voice,you hear. Lights... camera...action... lends distraction and, with the right Slick Flick Pick, grants satisfaction.We are your worthwhile cinephiles; you're our cinematic fanatics; together, we, excitement unlock and run down the real world's unimaginative fstars clock while feasting our eyes on this bloody chum slick, filet-o-big, smart, fast fish flick amity means friendship, taking a bloody salt water sipand abandoned ship pick!Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality… We offer you: Pick 71: Slick Flick Pick: Maritime Mealtime--Dropped Shark Tooth, Submerged Truth and an Oceanic Sleuth (Amity Means Abandon Ship); (Jaws, 1975).Today, we discuss--the overestimation of your own trio's seafaring abilities when you inexplicably destroy the boat's radio when you are but a mile from shore, the wise decision of the screenplay writers and director to make Mrs. Brody asweet, sensible woman and not, as illustrated in the novel, a whore, the ridiculous first meal Brody has with Hooper: two wines, an around the table trio of discourse and for dessert: cutting open the belly of a Louisiana shark, why it is unwise to skinny dip or chunky dive into the sea at dark, when yourmother says no to 10 more minutes in the water, you would do well to heed her restriction and if a man draws, in chalk, a makeshift shark with the little Kintner boy inside its mouth perhaps you should find a freelance shark hunter instead of Quint.-Your worthwhile cinephile: I may cry wolf in a sheep onesie, but I'll never cry shark Falsetto Prophet and hiding from thiskilling machine seeking to feed in seaweed Blood Red Ocean Water DevilP.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fuel the fight to write tight and the reader's emotion…incite. "Here's to employing use of just the 100% quotient of rhyme, not slipping in its dripping, saccharine slime, but making an appropriate amount of time to entertain its flow and notspending  more than even one unneededdime."I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts, welcome, wired, inspired, miles from retired writers to your brief teaser introducing your next full lecture: Lecture 13: Faux Poet: Sometimes Rhyme is Divine, Other Times Within Reason, but, to Your Poem's Flow and Tone, it Equates to High Treason--How to not Commit the Treacherous, Tempting Crime of Rhyme.I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts. Write to creativity ignite and, the readers' passions, incite!-Faux Poe OUT!(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone

Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 70:"Hey, Slick!" Flick Pick: 30 Second Egress--Waingro's Got to Go Six Feet Below (Tense Diners and Body Bag Trunk Liners) (30 Seconds Flat, Café Chitchat, Downtown Combat and a Grim Reaper Rat); (Heat, 1995)Today, we discuss--the most horrifying hockey mask adorning monster since Jason fstars Voorhees, but, upon deeper reflection, Waingro gives me more willies than Voorhees, the likelihood Waingro uses rubbers to minimize his criminal DNA coupled with the liklihood he is already nursing an STD, how chasing, tackling and smothering your curly haired Appalachian accented dame on a hill behind her home is neither romantic nor a friendly game of touch football, how easily Val's ponytail could get stuck in the vault door, why diner grillers' should be paid a heftier salary and treated with more respect, when you see slick shiz leaking out of an armored guards ears, the polite, societal approach is to write your message down on paper with a colorful crayon and had Neil's crew simply possessed one suppressor for their pistol, Waingro would have been dispatched and disposed of which would have spared the life of that sightly red bra wearing discrete street hoe. -Your worthwhile cinephile: The bank is worth the risk, me, I'll let them stop--but never frisk, receiving my bank heist schematics on floppy disk Neil-Falsetto Prophet-McCauley and my co-host, snorts a little coke, drinks a little Dr. Pepper, uses salty language to turn up the HEAT and increase the pressure: Vincent-Brother J-Dawg HannaP.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesisto that stale a** chair, we just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick.Fallen is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, shake no stranger's hands shuffling along the alleys, subway platforms or corridors of busy streets, smash any speakers blasting a song by The RollingStones, forego cereal and replace with angelically French toast, take a cab instead of the subway, isolate,  yourroomie brother and nephew doubly appreciate and stick around, till, Falsetto Prophet's and Red Devil's voice, you hear.Lights... camera...action... lends distraction and, with the right Slick Flick Pick, grants satisfaction. We're your worthwhile cinephiles; you're our cinematic fanatics; together, we, excitement unlock and run down the realworld's unimaginative fstars clock while feasting our eyes on this satanically spooky slick, faith fractured, fragmented and frayed, almost to the point of being filleted, flick, pious, prayerful and periodically practicing but incorruptibly pure policeman pick. Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality… We offer you: Pick 69: Slick Flick Possessional Pick: Denzazel--What Goes Around Comes a Hellhound, (From Goodman to a Man Possessed); (Cop, Cat and the Unholy Spirit); (Fallen, 1998).Today, we discuss--the prophetic and retroactively applicable words spoken by John Constantine regarding cats: cats are good, half in, half out anyway in the film Constantine, how Hobbes wishing that ridding himself of a sinister spirit or making sense of this consecrated carnage clusterfu** was as easy as blowing the collected dust out his precinct coffee mug, why the vessel Azazel spends the most time in is also the prettiest and likely the most wicked, when you perform a satanic, suicidal, self-sacrificing, self-fulfilling, more poison than standard poison laced cigarette, ritual in a desolate cabin deep in the heart of the woods, do make sure there are no critters or cats within 500 cubits, the duality in color recognition illustrated by the fact that the whitest, no cream on the side, immune from bribe taking, incorruptible and angelic bright white knight is also black and where an Azazel inhabited vessel might seek and qualify for a better dental plan provider for their rotting, rootless teeth.-Your worthwhile cinephile: Your Azazel with eyes more brown than hazel, Falsetto Prophet and co-host, eyes as big and brown as they are covered in fiery shades of red hair, Red DevilP.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

Whether binding open or cover shut, you've wed the novel--the flick serves merely as your mistress-- soon to be the Wendols' cave dwelling, their queen mother's bloated baby swelling, local mist blanketed village scaring, bear's wares wearing--slut. Here, we unwind some novel binding for this is where final cut greets papercut!The Slick Flick Pick we will be discussing: Pick 68: Slick FlickPick: Vikings and Fire-Breathing Things--Beware Those Who Wear Bear's Wares (Mist Forming, Fire-Worming, Village Storming); (The 13th Warrior, 1999) and while that flick was undeniably entertaining, rare, swashbuckling and suspenseful--the book offers raw, unadulterated privileged information, with a dutiful if not intrusive amount of detail as though Ibn Fadlan was not just a spectator/writer/warrior, but who also had, in his employ, a stenographer. The R rated film feels PfuckingG compared to the abrupt revelations and licentious subject matter of the novel coupled with prolonged bouts of violence and bodily traumas. Our protagonist, Ibn Fadlan, is a stranger in a stranger fucking land and while the glowworm proves to be human in nature and anticlimactic, they still make a fire spewing ancient evil antagonist fantastic, the thunderous combat as bombastic as the thunder caves and their scaling down the cliff measures prove rather fucking drastic!Today you are gifted the treat of audibly checking out this edition **Thirteenth selection of Slick Page Flip** from my Chemohawk Library Rack: Hellbound Binding 13: Slick Page Flip: Bear Beware, They'll Wear Your Wares--Eaters of the 13th Warrior, Which of these Two Tales is Gorier? (Comparing the Swordsmanship Skills Twixt The Thirteenth Warrior Film and Eaters of the Dead Novel).-Your freestyle logophile, bibliophile and cinephile: Falsetto ProphetP.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, and let's unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. The 13th Warrior is the flick, so very slick, hence my fstars pick!When Slick Flick Pick is near, into the communal water bowl launch a snot rocket and file down your broadsword into an emasculated dagger you can tuck it away into your pocket and stick around, till, Falsetto Prophet's soothing semi-professional voice, you hear. Lights... camera...action... lends distraction and, with the right Slick Flick Pick, grants satisfaction. I'm your worthwhile cinephile; you're my cinematic fanatic; together, we,excitement unlock and run down the real world's unimaginative fstars clock while feasting our eyes on this mother of the Wendol venom supply thick and bloodily slick, Fadlan just wants to know the godd*** plan flick, precariousboth the thunder cliff egress, cave ingress and turning an exposed village into a defendable bastion even the Wendol calvary can't dismiss pick. Enter, with me, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality… I offer you: Pick 68: Slick Flick Pick: Vikings and Fire-Breathing Things--Beware Those Who Wear Bear's Wares (Mist Forming, Fire-Worming, Village Storming); (The 13th Warrior, 1999).Today, we discuss--the value in not judging a foreigner by their headdress, language, preference of sword shape or stated desire for clean water over warm cow urine, why laughing makes little sense when you are sloshing around the violent maelstrom of oceanic activity, how following a pack of bear imposters back to their communal cave makes about as much sense as listening to a bone throwing shawoman, when to throw mud at the red-headed juggernaut in the interest of finalizing a political scheme, how desired and scrumptious that bread loaf tastes that Ibn slung tossed to Edgtho, the Silent, and of all the Norsemen he could have been paired with to serve as his mentor, he really scored the fstars lottery with Herger, nicknamed the Joyous, for if you have to be paired up with a thrill seeking, bloodthirsty alpha male, the Joyous is a fairly innocuousmoniker. -Your worthwhile cinephile: a petty criminal but a magnanimous podcaster: Falsetto ProphetP.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.F.C.F.U. (Fact-Check Follow Up): According to some estimates, there are over 4,000 religions, faiths groups, and denominations that exist around the world today. Researchers and academics generally categorize the world's religions into five major groups: Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, and Judaism.