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Chemohawk Sessions

Dear Podience,Welcome to Chemohawk Sessions, an anthology series podcast. I'm a carbon-based lifeform who got, fought, conquered cancer; fled my droll career to air this passion project. I was restless as an office drone; my cancerous plight confirmed the cost of chasing an unfulfilling career. My first session: White-Collar, Black Belt, offers black belt mastery of white-collar survival through shared experiences, pointers and amusing confessions. I'm Falsetto Prophet, you're Podience; together, let's unwind the daily grind. - Falsetto*Intro/outro song Island Dream courtesy of Chris Haugen

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    Bloody Chin Slick Flick Pick: Prey at Pitch Black--Garlic, A Sharp Stick and Blood Flavored Lipstick; Selling Their Soul Music (Juke and Time out of Joint); (Immortal Twin Invited In); (Sinners, 2025)

    Greetings Cinematic Fanatics,Today, the one and only unfanged Vampiress and I discuss one of her wicked and wild favorite movies from the last handful of years.Make sure to order a side of garlicky Vampire killer wings, and avoid all of the dilapidated deep south churches and all pacts with demonic visitor type things.-Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and Vampiress Maria!P.S. (Procrastinated Statement)*Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

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    Drunk on Moby Dick Slick Flick Pick: Aussie vs. Limey--Tough Love Through 4oz Gloves; Scissors Kick, Bro Micks, Nick the Prick (Jocks, Trash Talk, Frank's Faux Mohawk); (Warrior, 2011); (With Utah)

    Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, Special agent Utah and I talk about a film that does contain moments of 100% per adrenaline, but also deepens a relationship between two men who are actually brothers, unlike Johnny Utah and Bodhi who are more like masculine lovers.Is it the acting, the powerful gravelly voice of Nick the fatherly prick, or is it Ms. Morrison who looks like she knows her way around a pogo stick that makes this a memorable ass slick flick pick?-Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and special agent Utah who is not a fighter, but looks like he could rip the head off of one!P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

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    Slick Panicked Manic Flick Pick: Whereas Once Blind, Now He's in an Invisible Ink Bind--Does Your Game Tame, Shame or Inflame? (Cut On Fakeaway Glass); (The Game, 1997); (With Gracious Guest Phoenix)

    Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, We are all twisted, maybe as twisted, warped and crooked as this fucked plot, but the object of this game is to find out if its side effect is meant to shame, tame or inflame. Today, Phoenix Fire and I put our collective heads together to crack the code of Nick and why he is such a dick, a cold-hearted son of a bitch with his full head of hair combed back slick.-Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and she who loves fucked up movies, sometimes, Phoenix!P.S. (Procrastinated Statement)*Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

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    Pick 140: Slick Flick Pick: Soulless Survivor--Save the Cheerleader, Save Sid; Lemon Squares/Closeted Scares (From Jericho to Woodsboro); (Mail Slot Neck Shot); (Kirby's Soliloquy); (Scream 4, 2011)

    Hello Cinematic Fanatics, Today, the Vampiress and I break down this fourth deep cut into this complicated and blood-soaked sleepy little community, and from aspersions and comments pertaining to Sidney's mom lack of chastity, no one has immunity!The Vampiress slices up the script and keeps things fresher than the potpourri needed to mask the viscera stench found at these crime scenes!- Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and the gal who I am pleased to call my pal: Vampiress Maria.P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

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    "Look Stick, Stupid" Slick Flick Pick: Chaos Theorem--Costly Sins of Spared Expenses; Ashy Butts (Prey of Bird and the Magic Word); (When You Gotta Go Green Jello); (Jurassic Park, 1993); (With REAP)

    Hello Cinematic Fanatics! When you gotta outlast, you gotta podcast!Today is a special Slick Flick Pick edition with none other than REAP, that is Rare Eagle April Paige! We talk about the folly of fucking with science, the longevity of Goldblum's career, and the dangers of children in domesticity and creatures in captivity.P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.-Your Worthwhile CinephileTo learn more about Artist Antics with April, the person behind the voice of today's coveted guest appearance, please see below:https://www.youtube.com/@AprilPaigeFineArtApril Paige Fine Art is a space where creativity, community, and conversation come together. On this channel you’ll find fine art painting videos, studio processes, artist interviews, and more. April shares the creation of her original paintings, from concept to canvas, along with insights into the artistic process, inspiration, and the realities of building a life in the arts.The channel also features 'Artist Antics with April', a series highlighting conversations with artists, creatives, and cultural voices about their work, experiences, and the creative journey.Whether you’re an artist, collector, or someone who simply loves art, this channel offers an inside look at the making of art and the people who create it.April Paige Owner & Fine Artist April Paige Fine Art http://www.AprilPaigeFineArt.com

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    Moving Further Down South, Expanding Your Company Through Word of Mouth and Befriending Strangers with a Low-Key Sailor's Mouth--How to Disarm and Mind your Family Business (With H Marks the Ceiling)

    Greetings Faux Poets and Loyal Listeners,Today, H Marks the Ceiling and I wax poetic about shifting perspectives connected to medical awareness and struggles, the value of a good, loyal, mammalian companion, and how to select and stick with the A-1 correct flooring installer!-Your worthwhile cinephile: Mr. Prophet and the selfless and smartass H Marks the Ceiling.P.S. (ProcrastinatedStatement)*Intro/outro song, All I Am, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

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    Ghosted by Daddy and His Slick Sidekick Flick Pick: Mann Unkind--Imperfect Docking and Dilated Tick Tocking; Where There's a Will, There's a HathaWAY; ( TX Drawled Daddy Ghost); (Interstellar, 2014)

    Greetings Cinematic Fanatics,Today, Modest Adonis and I talk about the vastness of outer space, the thickness of Anne Hathaway's lips, one way trips and slick-eyed TX drawled tear slips. We talk about this visually stunning odyssey and about 6,000 other topics! -Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and the real savior of mankind: Modest Adonis.P.S. (ProcrastinatedStatement)*Intro/outro song,Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.Fact Check Follow Ups:*Courtney Gains is an American character actor best knownfor his portrayal of Malachai in the 1984 horror movie Children of the Corn.*Charlyn Marie "Chan" Marshall better known by her stage name Cat Power, is an American singer-songwriter. Cat Power was originally the name of her first band, but has become her stage name as a solo artist.*Kelly Yates is a prominent American comic book penciller, inker, and graphic designer best known for his extensive work on Doctor Who comics for both Titan Comics and IDW Publishing.*Yes, asteroids are significantly bigger than meteors. In fact, the term "meteor" only refers to the streak of light—or "shooting star"—created when a smaller space rock burns upin Earth's atmosphere.*Samuel Jackson:Best Supporting Actor – MotionPicture        PulpFiction        Nominated1997        ATime to Kill        Nominated*Wes Bentley NOT Wes Studi*Yes, the movie The Impossible (2012) is based on thetrue story of María Belón and her family, who survived the devastating 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami while on vacation in Thailand.

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    RETRO REDUX #7 Slick Flick Nasty Habit Pick: Cigarette Smoke, Mirrors--Lung squeezing a Source; Mr. Wigand Would Like To Light Up Now (Staring at Tenth Floor and White-Collar War); (The Insider, 1999)

    Greetings Cinematic Fanatics and welcome to: RETRO REDUX #7 Slick Flick Nasty Habit Pick: Cigarette Smoke and Mirrors--Squeezing a Source Until Lungs Blacken and You Grow Hoarse; Mr. Wigand Would Like To Light Up Now (Staring at the Tenth Floor and White-Collar War); (The Insider, 1999)Some flicks are so mesmerizing and memorable they are worthy of a second glance and an additional chance, this is a fourth offering of this parallel series to Slick Flick Pick.-Your Worthwhile CinephileP.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song,Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

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    Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 4: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 13-16)

    Welcome, Slick-Eyed Surprises to: Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 4: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 13-16)The four shows discussed today, speaking to the specific melancholy, inspirational or moving moments and beyond, are, in chronological order: The Fresh Prince of Bel Ai, 1990; Deadwood, 2004; Justified, 2010, Series Finale; True Detective Season 3, 2019. By the end of this final volume, your peepers will drop a volume of saline water!**Intro/Outro Music: the song Cue by Silent Partner.-Falsetto Prophet

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    Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 3: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 9-12)

    Welcome, Slick-Eyed Surprises to: Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 3: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 9-12).The four shows discussed today, speaking to the specific melancholy, inspirational or moving moments and beyond, are, in chronological order: The X-Files, 1993, two episodes, The Shield, 2002, two episodes, The Wire, 2002, one scene, Prison Break, 2005, one scene with some relevant backstory attached.By the end of the third volume, your peepers will drop a volume of saline water!**Intro/Outro Music: the song Cue by Silent Partner.-Falsetto Prophet

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    Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 2: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 5-8)

    Welcome, Slick-Eyed Surprises to: Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 2: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 5-8).The four shows discussed today, speaking to the specific melancholy, inspirational or moving moments and beyond, are, in chronological order: True Detective Season 1 2014; The Killing, Series Finale 2014; Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles 2008; Band of Brothers, 2001.By the end of the second volume, your peepers will drop a volume of saline water!**Intro/Outro Music: the song Cue by Silent Partner.-Falsetto Prophet

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    Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 1: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 1-4)

    Welcome, Slick-Eyed Surprises to: Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 1: From Slick-Eyed Shows to Tear Duct Flows--Celebrating Slick Eyed Surprises that Make Us Cry; Now We Can, With Depleted Tear Ducts, Die (Shows 1-4).The four shows discussed today, speaking to the specific melancholy, inspirational or moving moments and beyond, are, in chronological order: Jericho 2006, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles 2008, The Leftovers 2014, Mr. Robot 2015.By the end of the second volume, your peepers will drop a volume of saline water!**Intro/Outro Music: the song Cue by Silent Partner.-Falsetto Prophet

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    Lecture 30: Faux Poet: Bringing Poets/Painters Together; Eagles/Hawks of Unlike Feather; Giving Jazz Man a Past--How to Write with Bite/Paint without Restraint(Gracious Guest Lecture with Rare Eagle)

    Greetings Faux Poets, Today, Rare Eagle and I break down just about every conceivable concept, societal strain and we still have time to paint the podcast with hilarity, frivolity and profundity. Remember: "It is only in the vast, black darkyou just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark."Faux Poe and Rare Eagle OUT!**All I Am by Dyalla is the song playing for introand outro purposes. F.C.F.U. (Fact-Check Follow Up) The painting I referenced is "Tiger on the Watch" (also known as Tigre à l'affût or Tigre dans le désert) by the French artist Jean-Léon Gérôme. Painted around 1888, the artwork depicts a large tiger perched on a sandy ridge, looking down at a formation of soldiers marching across a vast, arid valley or desert plainbelow. The painting is notable for contrasting the wild, untamed ferocity of the tiger with the rigid, calculated discipline of the marching soldiers, creating a sense of tension regarding whether the two forces will collide. The painting is held in the collection of the Museum of Fine Arts, Houston.

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    'Tis the Season for Bloodletting Without Sanity, Mercy Or Reason--A Holiday Adjacent Horror Special with the One, the Only, Vampiress; We Talk Classics and Bloody Fanged Fantastics

    Greetings Cinematic Fanatics,Today, Vampiress and I talk about the merits of holiday adjacent horror extravaganzas, which hold up, which have faded into the horrifying pale of twilight? -Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and The Horror Movie Queen: Vampiress!P.S. (Procrastinated Statement)*Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

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    Usual Ghost Faced Suspects Slick Flick Pick: Stoned Cold Killer--Glory Hole in the Plot; Rude Notes in Class/Cutting Another Hole in Your Ass (Chillin, Killin, Cind's Mom Drillin); (Scary Movie, 2000)

    Greetings Cinematic Fanatics!Welcome to: Usual Ghost Faced Suspects Slick Flick Pick: Stoned Cold Killer--Glory Hole in thePlot; Passing Rude Notes in Class/Cutting Another Hole in Your Ass (Chillin', Killin', and Cindy's Mom Drillin'); (Gail's Snotty Hailstorm Project); (Scary Movie, 2000).Today, Brother Modest Adonis and I dissect the shit out of a classic staple from our teenage days (thereabouts). Remember that Ms. Gail Hailstorm swallows, Sydney is prude, the notes she is passed in class are dude and the killer hides under rugs as well as he follows.What a winning comedic effort that launched a ridiculous spectrum of sequels. All try to surpass Scary Movie, but none succeed. -Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and Brother Modest Adonis!P.S. (Procrastinated Statement)*Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

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    Pick 84: Slick Flick Pick: Slain at Lover's Lane--What's all the Fuss of School Bus? (A Hack, Quack, One Bizarre Brainiac); (Taking Possession of Obsession); (Drowning in Crime Waves); (Zodiac, 2007)

    Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality. We offer you: Pick 84: Slick Flick Pick: Slain at Lover's Lane--What's all the Fuss, it's Just a School Bus? (A Hack, Quack, One BizarreBrainiac); (Taking Possession, Then Repossession, of Obsession); (Drowning in the Crime Waves); (Animal Crackering the Code); (Zodiac, 2007).Today, we discuss--how this film belongs in the scariest movie scenes of all time discussion, along with the campfire scene from The Empty Man and the bearman attack in Annihilation, this flick delivers two such scenes with the Lake Berryessastabbing and the movie poster basement scene, why aqua velvas both look highly appetizing and make for a great comedic moment in an otherwise serious flick, when your editor or a local, admired cop tells you to drop something, it isbest to heed that advice, how the date that never ended will bring some of the film's biggest melancholy moments in a film not frequenting many melancholy moments, how the roundabout retard insult remains one of the funniest scenes in this film, or any film, if you are in need of a hulking evil motherfucker, you cannot do better than John Carrol Lynch, this flick also belongs in the conversation of greatest Fincher flicks up there with The Game and Fight Club, the impossible truth that aside from murders in the first 30 minutes of thisflick, the rest is just paperwork, intrigue, follow up and grinding away, and my oh my how riveting all of the aforementioned proves to be, the quality of the cast, especially the smaller bits, not one face or personality was woefully selected, the hidden message apparent that if you stick out something long enough you just might receive a pyrrhic victory and cold hard evidence that this film's poster tagline: there's more than one way to lose your life to a killer will prove so fucking true, will make you feel lugubrious and blue and reminds you that cases of this stature are never, ever goddamn cocksucking through, and when the nightmares come, they don't present your mind with a smidgen of piddly problems, rather a fucking slew.-Your worthwhile cinephile and Hurdy Gurdy not girly Man, Falsetto Prophet and we both know that once she starts screaming Zodiac would likely be so awestruck he would not finish his killing task of her before he decides to turn and go: Red Devil! P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

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    Retro Redux #4: Same Flick, Different Voice--Gracious Returning Guest Admiral Adam and I Discuss the Merits of a Scottish Special Agent Playing a Russian Commander); (The Hunt for Red October, 1990)

    Greetings Cinematic Fanatics and welcome to: REDUX#4 , Part 2, Tea Slick Flick Pick: Fatalitea--Harsh, Cold, and of Both MissileKeys, Marko Takes Hold; Nuclear Turbulence (Sleeping with Whales if Jack's Plan Fails); (Merry Soviet Singing and Hail Mary Pinging); (The Hunt for Red October, 1990)This is a gracious guest lecture with Admiral Adam!Some flicks are so mesmerizing and memorable they are worthy of a second glance and an additional chance, this is a fourth offering of this parallel series to Slick Flick Pick.-Your Worthwhile CinephileP.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song,Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.F.C.F.C. A submarine is technically a ship, as modern submarines are large, complex vessels capable of carrying other smaller vessels, but naval tradition dictates that submariners and the U.S. Navy refer to them as "boats" as a point of pride and identity, often starting their names with the designation USS (United States Ship).

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    Special Agent Mormon SFP: Meatwaffle Sandwiches--Little Hand Says it's Time to Barrel Roll; 50-Year Storm and 25 to Life (Undercovers w/Tyler); (Adios Amigo/Bodhi out of Control); (Point Break, 1991)

    Today is as special as SPECIAL AGENT UTAH as I have a very special agent guest who hails from the Danish capital of the United States: The Faux Special Agent Utah. This is: Special Agent Mormon SFP: Meatwaffle Sandwiches--Little Hand Says it's Time to Barrel Roll; 50-Year Storm and 25 to Life (Undercovers with Tyler); (Adios Amigo and Bodhi out of Control); (Red Hot Shot in His Foot Peppers); (Point Break, 1991).We will dissect the merits of early 90's action/thriller film, why there can only be one Bodhi, why two meatball sandwiches are better than only one and how this is one flick that never should have fucked with for a requel. Enjoy you cinematic fanatics! P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.F.C.F.U. About Today by The National is the song at the endof Warrior! Busey is 81, McGinley is 66.Holly Holm trains out of the renowned Jackson WinkMMA Academy in Albuquerque, New Mexico, alongside other elite fighters, working with coaches Greg Jackson and Mike Winkeljohn for her MMA training and striking, with specialized coaches for wrestling and jiu-jitsu. Tyrone may ormay not have trained there, he is more at ATT, American Top Team.The famous, extended foot chase in Point Break (1991) primarily took place in the residential "walk streets" andalleys of Hermosa Beach, California, specifically around 30th and 31st Street.The chase begins near a gas station at 600 North Catalina Avenue in Redondo Beach and concludes with Utah losing Bodhi at the Ballona Creek concrete channel in Culver City. In the original Point Break (1991), two meatball sandwiches cost roughly $2.25 each, making them about $4.50 for both, based on fan analysis of the iconic scene where Johnny Utah orders them with other items for a total of $7.84, suggesting the total price included tax and other drinks/sandwiches. The California city with the largest Danish population and strongest Danish heritage is Solvang, located in the Santa Ynez Valley, often called the "Danish Capital of America" due to its Danish founders, traditional architecture, cultural events, and focus on Danish traditions and cuisine, attracting tourists and descendants.

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    RETRO REDUX #5: Axe Blood Slick Flick Pick: Gory, Private College Folklore--Insight from Flashed Headlights; That's Not How I Heard it, but I Fear it (Parkiller with Crazy Eyes); (Urban Legend, 1998)

    Greetings Cinematic Fanatics and welcome to: RETRO REDUX #5: Axe Blood Slick Flick Pick: Gory, Private College Folklore--Gleaning Insight from Flashed Headlights; That's Not How I Heard it, but this Flick, I Fear it (Parkiller in Disguise with Her Piercing, Telling Eyes); (Urban Legend, 1998).How did you hear it? Either way it was told, you're wise to fear it.This is a gracious guest lecture with Red Devil!Some flicks are so mesmerizing and memorable they are worthy of a second glance and an additional chance, this is a fourth offering of this parallel series to Slick Flick Pick.-Your Worthwhile CinephileP.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

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    Pick 83: Slick Flick Pick: Cartelenovela--Hugs, Not Eastern Facing Rugs; Waylaid Convoy, Kidnap Ploy and Attorney Turned Loose to Destroy (Human Trafficking Jam); (Sicario 2: Day of the Soldado, 2018)

    Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality… We offer you: Pick 83: Slick Flick Pick: Cartelenovela--Hugs, Not Eastern Facing Rugs; Waylaid Convoy, Kidnap Ploy and Aggrieved Attorney Turned Loose to Destroy (Human Trafficking Jam); (Unpaved Roads and False Flag Codes); (Sicario 2: Day of the Soldado, 2018). Today, we discuss--the indefatigable style and lasting appeal of Benicio Del fucking Toro, who looks just as bad ass when he has a clear mission as he does when he knows not where to go, why it should not come as a stupefying shock that the same government who ordered you to get dirty plays dirty and outside the moral lines themselves, how there is a way toconstruct and immensely intense border crossing and then there is a way to improve upon said sequence and add to its nerve-jangling duration, whoever ends up dating Isabela best not hurt her fucking feelings in the process or they will be hurting and ultimately blood squirting, when you hand a pistola to a young little shit to do your bidding, at least double tap the target or otherwise dislodge their head from their neck so that you confirm proof of death and I don't know if Matt Graver is an American savior, of sick, twisted, yet necessary deeds a purveyor, or a commando who spouts off such prescient realizations, he is a full-fledged fucking soothsayer, but he is both good, bad, rad and intensely and severely misunderfuckingstood.  -Your worthwhile cinephile: Your undercover operative at the food court Mexican food joint who wants to be the next Sicario in line that BDT will anoint and he is neither all white nor all black but an indistinguishable, incorruptible mix of color half American and half Mexican OTHELLO, my favorite bicolor cat.  P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla

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    RETRO REDUX #4 Tea Slick Flick Pick: Fatalitea--Harsh, Cold, and Both Missile Keys, Marko Takes Hold; Nuclear Turbulence (Merry Soviet Singing and Hail Mary Pinging); (The Hunt for Red October, 1990)

    Greetings Cinematic Fanatics and welcome to: REDUX #4 Tea Slick Flick Pick: Fatalitea--Harsh, Cold, and of Both MissileKeys, Marko Takes Hold; Nuclear Turbulence (Sleeping with Whales if Jack's Plan Fails); (Merry Soviet Singing and Hail Mary Pinging); (The Hunt for Red October, 1990)This is a gracious guest lecture with Red Devil!Some flicks are so mesmerizing and memorable they are worthy of a second glance and an additional chance, this is a fourth offering of this parallel series to Slick Flick Pick.-Your Worthwhile CinephileP.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.F.C.F.C. A submarine is technically a ship, as modern submarines are large, complex vessels capable of carrying other smaller vessels, but naval tradition dictates that submariners and the U.S. Navy refer to them as "boats" as a point of pride and identity, often starting their names with the designation USS (United States Ship).

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    Lecture 29: Faux Poet: Cooling Irish Temper to Ice, Crafting Passion Poems Unfiltered and Precise--How to Write Incite and Read Dispassionately at Each Open Mic (Gracious Guest Lecture with Casanova)

    Greetings Faux Poets, You are all going to be calmer and more even keeled after listening to the dancer, the writer, the lover NOT the fighter with Casanova, my friend, brother and uncle, all in one. Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to thebleak, the dim, the stark."Faux Poe and Casanova OUT!**All I Am by Dyalla is the song playing for intro and outro purposes.

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    Lecture 28: Faux Poet: When Writer's Block Takes Us Hostage, Will We Write Back, Craft and Publish with Potent Wattage?--How to Stay Busy Between the Lines (Gracious Guest Lecture with Poetletariat)

    Greetings Faux Poets, You are all soon graced with her warm vocalizations, as I was, with the wonderful Poetletariat. As this is her return appearance, make yourself present, the opposite of scarce, buckle in and let her wisdom astound you.Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark."Faux Poe and Poetletariat OUT!**All I Am by Dyalla is the song playing for intro and outro purposes. F.C.F.U. It was Sean William Scott who shot a tranquilizer dart into the jugular of Will Farrell in Old School.

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    Lecture 27: Faux Poet: A Rusty, Antique Friend Falls Like Domino, Fresh Friendships, Like Bamboo, Grow--How to Slip Grip of Stage Fright Fear/Your Mind Clear (Gracious Guest Lecture with Phoenix)

    Greetings Faux Poets, The Rising Phoenix ash and I go for the jugular of candorin our premiere Faux Poet episode together! A little poetry is read and we further explore the corridors of her diabolical mind and ask why, an Italian badass such as herself, is so hard to find!Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to thebleak, the dim, the stark."Faux Poe and Elocin Phoenix OUT!**All I Am by Dyalla is the song playing for intro and outro purposes.

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    Lecture 26: Faux Poet: The Irish Write Better than They Fight--How to Live so That You've No Regrets On Things Left Unsaid for those Near and Dear, Now Dead; (Gracious Guest Lecture with Jameson)

    Greetings Faux Poets, Brother Jameson and I go for the jugular of candor in our second Faux Poet episode together! A little poetry is read and we further explore the corridors of Brother Irishman's a mile a minute brain and ask why, as an Irishman, his emotions sometimes see red!Coming soon, to an ear canal near you, perhaps even your own, your very venerated voice for sore ears, Faux Poe with a fresh Lecture of Faux Poet: Lecture 27: Faux Poet: A Rusty, Antique Friend Falls Like Domino While Fresh Friendships, like Bamboo, Do they Grow--How to Slip the Grip of Stage fright Fear and , Your Mind, Clear (Gracious Guest Lecture with Open Mic Elocin).Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark."Faux Poe and the BEAST with a Brogue Irishman OUT!All I Am by Dyalla is the song playing for intro and outro purposes. F.C.F.U.In Gran Torino, Clint Eastwood's character, Walt Kowalski, worked as a retired autoworker at a Ford plant. The film is set in the Detroit area, where many scenes were shot, and his character's past as an autoworker is a central part of his identity. Garage Inc. is a compilation album of cover songs byAmerican heavy metal band Metallica. It was released on November 24, 1998, through Elektra Records. The Be Good Tanyas are a Canadian folk music group formed in Vancouver in 1999. Their influences include folk, country, and bluegrass. Yes, Metallica and members of the band have praisedKorn's cover of "One". Lars Ulrich has expressed kind words about the performance, and the band members reportedly enjoyed watching it, with Lars being particularly complimentary, according to one source.

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    Pick 82: Slick Flick Pick: Mistaken Identification--Singled Out, Double Crossed by a Triple Agent; Concealed Weapons, Conspicuous Names and Two-Faced Dames (Don't be Decoy); (North by Northwest, 1959)

    Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy as we unwind the grind of reality…We offer you: Pick 82: Slick Flick Pick: Mistaken Identification--Singled Out, Double Crossed by a Triple Agent; Concealed Weapons, Conspicuous Names and Two-Faced Dames (Tail the DecoyThrough the Train Station, Mt. Rushmore and Illinois); (North by Northwest, 1959). Today, we'll discuss--the probability of train in tunnel scoring success with a complete fucking stranger on a train, whom you just met, when you tell her that you meet the loose definition of a gentleman simply because you do not act on your preliminary impulse to do her, why a face full of shaving cream makes a more believable and organic disguise than dressing up as a fucking train porter, who would pass up a free libation from a gaggle of shadowy gangsters, perhaps if he asked for a lemon twist or dollop of vermouth, it would have made his hangover more like a mild headache, how cansuch a foxy dame, with such a memorable fucking voice, pass as a chameleonic double agent who can blend in with all atmospheric social situations, why sending a telegram to your mother, or making such a colossal deal of not being able to reach her at a fancy bar in a fancier hotel may just lead to your death and detriment and what is the point in crop-dusting where there are no crops and, while I am thinking about it, what is the point in behaving balls to the walls wasted in front of an audience of cops, note that this film swiftly travels in the direction of north by northwest with a handful of plot heavystops, but the audience, and at least one main character, is desperately waiting for when the cold war confession plot narration reveal and Eve Kendall's shoe drops.-Your worthwhile cinephile: I can hang on the nose of a president for I am a dashing, determined, dogged and dapper fucking gent: Falsetto Prophet and she is not a treacherous trollop nor a turn coat tart, but rather a sensible vixen who deserves praise from her country and a fresh fucking start: Red Devil.P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.F.C.F.U. SAUL BASS DID THE OPENING CREDITS, NOT SAM BASS

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    Pick 81: Slick Flick Treat or Trick Pick: All Hallows' Cleave--Strode in Survival Mode (Doomed Emergency Room); (A Nonelective Surgery Spree--Body Pillow Decoy Trick, Blood Slick; (Halloween 2, 1981)

    Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 81: Slick Flick Treat or Trick Pick: All Hallows' Cleave--Laurie Strode in Survival Mode (Emergency Room of Doom); (A Nonelective Surgery Slashing Spree--Body Pillow Decoy Trick and Slipping in Blood Slick; (Halloween 2, 1981). Today, we discuss--the farfetched likelihood of being able to run just as swiftly barefoot and in an ankle bandage wrap as you were with just a gaping hole knife wound in your thigh, the raw strength and dexterity it must take to suspend a full grown busty nurse in midair with nothing but a scalpel and wrist power, balance her deftly and perform all of the above with no grunting or audible exclamation aside from theincessant and passive breathing, how exercising a foul mouth in the hospital can get your ass violently disposed of, the value of going to the dentist at least once in your life so that dental records can be compared, the recent reminder that if stabbing Mr. Myers with a sewing needle, and a knife, andemptying your six shot revolver into his ass until he unceremoniously falls from a second story balcony does not curb or curtail his movements and resolve, why does she think shooting him in both eyes will illustrate a different fate and from shoulder rub to sterilized hospital hot tub, this curly haired prowler is nothing but a scrub in scrubs, but she is the busty buxom broad nurse that Michael Myers, he, and all of his cohort victims, when in her vicinity feel a growing, ever knowing, hot tub so hot it's glowing…chubb.-Your worthwhile cinephile: In this emergency room of doom, you are safer to stay in the womb, but will Michael Myers smell the gas fumes before the room goes boom: Falsetto Prophet, and if Laurie Strode is in fucking survival mode, Red Devil's own pace has slowed and she is sitting down, waiting for her Michael Myers life taker while slowly enjoying some hot fudge brownie a la mode. P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.F.C.F.U. (Fact-Check Follow Up)Halloween 6 THE CURSE of Michael MyersThe Satanic panic is a moral panic consisting of over 12,000 unsubstantiated cases of Satanic ritual abuse (SRA, sometimes known as ritual abuse, ritualistic abuse, organized abuse, or sadistic ritual abuse) starting in the United States in the 1980s, spreading throughout many parts of the world by the late 1990s, and persisting today.

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    Pick 80: Slick Hicks Flick Pick: Arrive at the Hive, The Queen, Revive, Acid Blooded Babies, Survive, Exfil Alive--Gutsy Ripley Steers Their Humvee (Unclean, Mean Michael Biehn Marine); (Aliens, 1986)

    Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy as we unwind the grind of reality.We offer you: Pick 80: Slick Hicks Flick Pick: Arrive at the Hive, The Obscene Queen, Revive, Her Acid Blooded Babies, Survive, Then, Exfil Intact and Alive--Gutsy Ripley Steers Their Humvee (Xenomorphs, These Unclean, Obscene, Mean Michael Biehn Marines, Dwarf); (Aliens, 1986). Today, we'll discuss--why sticking your shotgun in the mouth of a acid blood rich creature and blasting away may not be the best way to avoid close encounters as, by definition, it requires a close ass encounter of the same, when you are told to use flame elements and small arms only, it is likely a direct fucking order from Apone, the man who tells you to look into his eye, and less a misplaced suggestion, however much Hudson can bitch, multiple that by 3 and add infinity and you are semi close to 1. how badass Hicks is throughout the entire fucking film and 2. how sultry, soothing and sexy Ripley's voice is at all times, 3. how slimy and sleazy Burke the jerk is and 4. how fucking fantastic looks in a tank top and no goddamn bra, what an asinine notion it is to allow face huggers to impregnate the tall gal with the sexy voice and the little blonde girl who prefers to be called a breed of lizard, and who the fuck in the writer's room thought it was a grand notion to off over half of the colonial marines that we were just starting to grow fucking fond of?-Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and Brother GambitP.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious,courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

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    Pick 79: Slick Flick Pick: Rationing Compassion--Caught in Bayonets and War's Web (Wittness to Another World); (The Thin Red Line, 1998)

    Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 79: Slick FlickPick: Rationing Compassion--Caught in Bayonets and War's Web (Wittness to Another World); (The Thin Red Line, 1998). Today, we discuss--the merits to the aphorism the pen is mightier than the sword for a Dear John letter can hollowyou out into a walking, talking Jon fucking Doe, the rich and rampant duality present showing both the extremity of peace and war, of communal benevolence and comrades in the whirlwind of carnage, why Jim Caviezel was both the rightson of a bitch to play both Jesus Christ and Private Witt, how Nick Nolte is such a commanding presence, you forget he is not 7 feet tall, but rather 6 foot 1 inch, whereas SPR was a masterful film in demonstrating the European Theatreof WW2, its terrain, inhabitants and culture, this flick illustrated, with equal aplomb, the Pacific Theatre, island hopping and the humid horrors that await these clean shaven, but dirty souled and deeply scarred soldiers andwhile the magnum opus from SPR is often lauded as one of the most intense, grueling and fantastic war sequences of all time, this lone bunker on a hill moment stands in the pantheon of the kinetic greats in cinematic warfare achievement. -Your worthwhile cinephile: Like Witt, I may turn left when told to go right, but for this film's reputation and deserving deeply penetrating praise, I shall continue to fight: Falsetto Prophet and my favorite bicolor creature present for this wartime feature: Othello. P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.F.C.F.U. (Fact-Check Follow Up) What does the phrase The Thin Red Line mean? The Thin Red Line has become an English language figure of speech for any thinly spread military unit holding firm against attack. The phrase has also taken on the metaphorical meaning of the barrier which the relatively limited armed forces of a country present to potential attackers.What is the message of The Thin Red Line? It can be called an anti-war film, but its disdain for the very conventions of the medium make it an anti-anti-war film. "The Thin Red Line" is a movie about creation growing out of destruction, about love where you'd least expect to find it and about angels--especially the fallen kind--who just happen to be men.Note that this film was released in 1998 just as SPR, this film is 171 minutes in length and features a wide, well known cast,SPR was 170 minutes in length and also features a squad of knock out actors. Both involve the storming of a beach and the attacking of a bunker, and the bombastic shocking sounds of the gunfire and explosions is contrasted warmly with whispers and deeply personal soliloquies.

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    Pick 78: Slick Seedless Flick Pick: Demon Pumpkin Seed--This Stalker's Not a Talker and One Slow A** Walker (Full Moon Loomis); (He'll Roam Before He'll Come Home); (John Carpenter's Halloween, 1978)

    Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 78: Slick Flick Pick: Demon Pumpkin Seed--This Stalker's Not a Talker and One Slow A** Walker (Full Moon Loomis); (He'll Roam Before He'll Come Home); (Halloween, 1978).Today, we discuss--the art of slow walking, treading lightly and breathing deeply, why sitting in a parked car, in a closed garage, in the dark of night develops into one of the most memorable sequences of fright and spreads suspense building insight, how to spill popcorn butter all over your wardrobe and how to, like a cheerleader whore, disrobe, when it is ok to pass on a request made by your father and disobey his desire for you to drop off any item, trinket, prop, key or widget at the ole Myer's domicile, how to read, process, remember and apply driving for dummies from the psych ward to the rainy streets in a station wagon, when it is best to do your laundry completely indoors for hanging sheets in the breeze is boldly inviting pure, simple evil into your backyard, how the organic switch from clown mask to shapeless Shatner mask was a bold and brilliant choice and why Laurie Strode follows proper house sitting etiquette and babysitter code until she devolves into stark survival mode. -Your worthwhile cinephile: I may or may not come home, but I do not always podcast alone and with my guest today, we will command a terrifying tone: Falsetto Prophet and her bangs are striking like a jill-o-lantern and your attempts to carve into her pumpkin face, she'll spurn: Goddess of violence and the awkward silence: ATHENA!P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

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    REDUX #3 Feet Cold, Wet and Slick Flick Pick: Half in, Half out Feline--When Gabriel Falls, Mammon Rises; The Blackest of Lungs and the Purest Heart (Black Market Breath); (Constantine, 2005)

    Greetings Cinematic Fanatics and welcome to: REDUX #3 Feet Cold, Wet and Slick Flick Pick: Half in, Half out Feline--When Gabriel Falls, Mammon Rises; The Blackest of Lungs and the Purest Heart (Dragon's Breath and the Devil Delaying His Death); (Constantine, 2005). This is a gracious guest lecture with brother Ghostwriter!Some flicks are so mesmerizing and memorable they are worthy of a second glance and an additional chance, this is the third offering of this parallel series to Slick Flick Pick.-Your Worthwhile CinephileP.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.F.C.F.C. David and Goliath: Underdogs, Misfits, and the Art of Battling Giants is a non-fiction book written by Canadian writer Malcolm Gladwell and published by Little, Brown and Company on October 1, 2013. The book focuses on the probability of improbable events occurring in situations where one outcome is greatly favored over the other. The book contains many different stories of these underdogs who wind up beating the odds, the most famous being the story of David and Goliath.

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    Pick 77: Slick Flick Pick: Ruthless Plans, Useless Hands--Baccarat and 3 Blind Mice (007 in Honey Ryder Heaven); (Cyanide Cigarette and a License to Get Salty, Wet); (Dr. No, 1962) *UnBONDed Series*

    Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality… We offer you: Pick 77: Slick Flick Pick: Ruthless Plans, Useless Hands--Playing Baccarat and Three Blind Mice (007 in Honey Ryder Heaven); (Cyanide Cigarette and a License to Get Salt Water Wet); (Dr. No, 1962) **Episode 2 of the UnBONDed Series** Today, we discuss--Dr. No is indubitably not a know it all, the blatant and inarguable salacious conclusion to draw between names such as Puss Feller and Honey Ryder,the wild and devil-may-care approach to entangling his custom fitted but shirtless self to malaria on Crab Key, the forward thinking value in remembering the exact number of bullets you have fired before trying to out fox the unbonded fox, how interrupting a sightly beach dweller with an uninvited duo to Underneath the Mango Tree can lead to the most loyal goddess/partner in crime in Jamaica and the duality of crystal clear water and the sullied, muddy, elusive and murky motivations of a man hellbent on exercising his ruthless plans with deformed, ineffectual, downright useless hands.  -Your worthwhile cinephile: your favorite rum breathing dragon Falsetto Prophet and she sings better than Bond, Ryder and me, underneath the mango tree Red Stripe Beer DevilP.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.F.C.F.U. In the James Bond film "Dr. No", Honey Rider killed a man by placing a female black widow spider under his mosquito net, causing him to die from a venomous bite, a slow and agonizing death; she revealed this when describing her revenge against a man who had abused her.The Spy Who Loved Me is a 1977 spy film, the tenth in the James Bond series produced by Eon Productions.

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    Pick 76: Slick Flick Pick: Interpoliticking Time Bomb--Killing Time at the Guggenheim (White-Collar Wartime Crimes); (Sweating Istanbullets); (The International, 2009)

    Let's enter the realm of semi-real but still fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality with Pick 76: Slick Flick Pick: Interpoliticking Time Bomb--Killing Time at the Guggenheim (White-Collar Wartime Crimes); (Sweating Istanbullets); (The International, 2009). Today, we discuss--the sexual chemistry extant and inherent between these two Brits is as sharp as the blade used to infect Schumer with an inexplicably rapidly spreading toxin, as thick as the mop of lion mane hair atop Clive's head and as irrefutable as the strange circumstances surrounding the bullet casings left and queer evidence collected at one of the crime scenes, which poor bastard has the sole responsibility of squeegeeing the innumerable fingerprints left on all the windows of these skyscrapers, when you are going to accuse a multi billionaire conglomerate of shady shiz, it works best if you have Clive's visage and steely stare whilst you do it, the hair stylist for Eleanor could easily be making as manygreenbacks as these corrupt banks in their rotten cesspool of collective abuse, misuse and misappropriation of funds, why a consultant you are paying good money to kill for you might just get the wild but still sensical idea to turn the goon against the goons you send to ice him and the many ways in which this slick flick adroitly makes every elevator chime, every bird wing flap, every coffee sip seem conspiratorial with lethal possibilities and orchestrated with grim intention. -Your worthwhile cinephile: I may be daft to overdraft, but if I fstars with the wrong bank, two bullet casings for me, they'll craft, as they doctor up a sniper's nest and give one unsuspecting shooter the shaft Falsetto ProphetP.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

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    Lecture 25: Faux Poet: Float like a Social Butterfly, Sting with Witty, Warm Words that Bite--How to Remain a Country Town Mouse with Keys to the City (Gracious Guest Lecture with Poetletariat)

    Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts,She is published, she publishes, she photographs, she antiques, she is a main linchpin in a local and successful band. In meeting someone of her stature, it is encouraging sure, but it also forces me to look back at the last 20 years of my own life and reflect: Falsetto, what the fuck? Why did you settle for a simple undergraduate degree, why are you not yet published, why are your passions a meager third of the quantity of the Poetletariat? I am working on those answers."Here is to approaching well-intentioned strangers at a swanky bar, conversing with candor so that the conversation can take you both far, here is to allowing any prior, tender wounds to scar and recognizing that even the most modest and unassuming mammals can be a member of a local celebrity hybrid amalgamation of hard country music jug band, Celtic pink-grass, with today's guest, a Cackalacky convert star!"  Cheers my fellow poet Brianne!"I like to dabble in different things, but music is my first love. It connects to me in a way my side projects don't because it'sso personal. I write the words. Music is like my diary. It's my therapy." -Eve"I still dabble in different types of music, but I'm sticking to my Country roots." -Morgan WallenRemember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe OUT!(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone

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    Lecture 24: Faux Poet: Aim Huge but Launch only Arrows to Deliver the Emotional Death Blow--How to Write What we Need Without Extra for our Eyes to Read (Gracious Guest Lecture with Well Red Devil)

    Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts,Willa Cather said that she write best when shestopped trying to write and began simply to remember.Enjoy Well Red Devil's presence today and heed her words of well read wisdom.Remember: "It is only in the vast, black darkyou just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe OUT!(Procrastinated Statement)*Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of theartist, An JoneF.C.F.U. *Rattle is the name of the poetry submission avenue:https://rattle.com/page/about-us/*A poem compiled from lines of other poems is calleda cento. The word comes from the Latin for "patchwork garment," which describes how the poet stitches together verses from different sources to create a new work. *Eugene Field lost a child; two children died in infancy, and his oldest son, Eugene Field, Jr., died at age 13, leading to the deeply emotional tone of his famous poem "Little Boy Blue," though the poem was not directly inspired by any single child's death.

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    Lecture 23: Faux Poet: Some Read to Expel their Words, Others Seek Friendships Deserved--How to Find Courage to Foreign Worlds Explore and a Poet Stranger, Adore (Gracious Guest Lecture with Lokesh)

    Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts,Welcome Brother Lokesh!From a 19-hour flight to rewarding all of us with legendary insight, he is a poet, a reader, a multilingual speaker who knows how to properly convey a point and never miss the point. Enjoy our cultural and well-delivered broadcast. "If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you." Rudyard KiplingRemember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe and Brother Lokesh OUT!(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone

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    Lecture 22: Faux Poet: To Write Truth, Be a Self-Aware Detective; Dogged, Undeterred, and a Reflective, Sincere Sleuth--How to Afford Writing with Honesty when the Toll it Takes is far from Free

    Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts,The poet is a liar who always speaks the truth. Jean CocteauRemember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe OUT!(Procrastinated Statement)*Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone

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    REDUX #2 Fog Juice Slick Flick Pick: West Coast Ghosts--Cross to Despair (Of Malone's Gold, Blake Takes Hold); (Madness Descends when a Waterlogged Wreck Surfaces); (John Carpenter's The Fog, 1980)

    Greetings Cinematic Fanatics,Some flicks are so mesmerizing and memorable they are worthy of a second glance and an additional chance, this is the very first offering of this parallel series to Slick Flick Pick.Welcome Podience and Cinematic Fanastics to:REDUX #2 Fog Juice Slick Flick Pick: West Coast Ghosts--Celebrating Maritime Crime; His Cross to Despair; (Of Malone's Unholy Gold, Blake Takes Hold); (Madness Descends when a Waterlogged Wreck Surfaces); (John Carpenter's The Fog, 1980) -Your Worthwhile CinephileP.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

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    Faux Poet Teaser: Gracious Guest Nire Reading my Poem: Maritime Crimes (Forsaking Blake Was Their Mistake)

    Greetings Loyal Listeners and thank you, Nire, for reading my poetic tribute to John Carpenter's The Fog, 1980: Maritime Crimes (Forsaking Blake was their Mistake) Your voice is better than mine, having you read these words proved a fortuitous sign. -Falsetto Prophet

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    REDUX Bloody Hook Slick Flick Pick: Fishing for Death Threats--Billy Blue/Crab Gut Goo; Revenge is a Dish Best Served on Ice; (Choked Up Croaker Queen); (I Know What You Did Last Summer, 1997)

    Greetings Cinematic Fanatics,Some flicks are so mesmerizing and memorable they are worthy of a second glance and an additional chance, this is the very first offering of this parallel series to Slick Flick Pick. Welcome Podience and Cinematic Fanastics to: REDUXBloody Hook Slick Flick Pick: Fishing for Death Threats--Billy Blue, Crab Gut Goo, Ms. Love Can Sing, Scream and Run Fast Too; Revenge is a Dish Best Served on Ice (Choked Up Croaker Queen); (I Know What You Did Last Summer, 1997)-Your Worthwhile CinephileP.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

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    Lecture 21: Faux Poet: When Writing has Screamed it's Lungs Out, Remember The Gripping Power of a Whisper--How to Complicate Tame and Simplify Lame (Gracious Guest Lecture with Ghostwriter Snyder)

    Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts,Welcome Brother Ghostwriter!Genuine poetry can communicate before it is understood. T. S. EliotPoetry is thoughts that breathe, and words that burn. Thomas GrayA poem is never finished, only abandoned. Paul ValeryRemember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe OUT!(Procrastinated Statement)*Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone

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    Pick 75: Slick, Magic Trick Flick Pick: Hedging The Pledge--Always Leave Them Wanting Gore; Stranger Doppelganger Danger (Forgotten Knots and Bullet Caught Shots); (2 Halves Lie); (The Prestige, 2006)

    Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 75: Slick, Murderous, Magic Trick Flick Pick: Hedging The Pledge--Always Leave Them Wanting Gore; Stranger Doppelganger Danger (Forgotten Knots and Bullet Caught Shots); (BalefulShowman); (Two Halves of a Full Lie); (The Prestige, 2006). Today, we discuss--when your husband's shady hand wound just won't fucking heal, maybe you are being shortchanged on the story or at least the victim of a raw, rotten deal, who is hotter in form and fashion: Piper or Scarlett?But the irony of this forthcoming rhyme is the sultry, sightly winner between those two blonde ingenue dames, Angier will happily touch the thigh of one, make the other feel betrayed, for these magician's play sick, twisted games, collateral will prove a reasonable synonym for these gals, for Borden and Angiers are no longer pals, and if you recall the touch of Piper's thigh, she will be the same one who drowns onstage and subsequently die, if revenge is a dish best served cold, the reliving your revenge repeatedly, obsessively, for the vast majority of your days must be a fulfilling cold dish meal to behold, whoever said that drowning was like going home must have been the child of a fucked up upbringing and member of an ass backwards household, where the hats are and where the cats wind up is not really of consequence for they are all Angier's hat and they are all Tesla's sneaky, slinking cat, how a short oriental man balances a massive fishbowl between his thighs is not the trick, pretending to be old, feeble and useless every day of his life, both onstage and off, that is the real deception and the duplicitous, vigorous magic and whenever your dark doppelganger stranger fucking danger runs towards you and begs you to WAIT, you could lower your gun, hear him out and allow him to become your bunk fucking mate.   -Your worthwhile cinephile: you can take the electricity out of the showman of the magician, but you can't extract themagician from the otherworldly electrician: Falsetto Prophet and there is a catch to his bullet catch, for nefarious schemes he will hatch and the ensuing violence will leave more a scar than a scratch: Brother Brooks!P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.F.C.F.U. In Islam, jinn are supernatural beings that exist alongside humans, but are invisible and form a world separate from humans. The Qur'an confirms the existence of jinn, and they are also known as genies. Jinn are said to be made of smokeless flame, similar to how humans are made of earth. They are believed to be less physical and virtuous than humans, but they have the same ability to choose between good and evil, and must face salvation or damnation. **Along with obsession, this film also wrestles with revenge, perfection, self-sacrifice and unheeded warnings...why does this film feel so profound and what are the cautionary tales you extracted from its key messages? Brother Brooks: I think you get envy, greed, revenge, obsession, covetousness. I think what you ultimately see is a 7 sins. So it provides some sin that you may harbor yourself, you see it in a character. **Who is more dedicated to their craft? Jackman or Bale. Ties are allowed here too. Consider all possibilities. Brother Brooks: I think Bale wins on this. Bale dies to protect his secret. Jackman is willing to kill for his. A lot of thingsin this world would we kill for, but there are very few things that I would die for. I think there is a lot of allegory for this situation and how it applies across the spectrum. What level of desperation does one have to be in to kill something? I feel like we can also add the layer that Jackman thinks Bale isdoing the same and therefore it’s okay. 

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    Lecture 20: Faux Poet: Any Port in a Brainstorm (Connecting the Dots to Scribbled Thoughts)--How to Commit What Matters to Your Long Term Memory (Gracious Guest Lecture with Brother Art, an Artist)

    Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts,Welcome Brother Art! “The fatal misconception behind brainstorming is that there is a particular script we should all follow in group interactions...The most creative spaces are those which hurl us together. It is the human friction that makes the sparks.”--Jonah Lehrer"Here is to dressing to impress and committing to the capital A art form, to deviating from the predictable norm, to writing satisfying words that cold spells warm, weathering the writer's block storm, for there is, indeed, any port in a brainstorm and not just dropping your words in a linear flow, but attacking all of the audience's senses with a lyrical swarm!" Cheers brother Art!Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe OUT!(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An JoneF.C.F.U. (Fact-Check Follow Up)Coco Chanel advised, "Before you leave the house, look in the mirror and remove one accessory." This is about over-accessorizing and creating a balanced, elegant look. The specific accessory that needs to be removed would depend on the individual's outfit and the overall style they are going for.The term "Imposter Phenomenon," now commonly known as "Imposter Syndrome," was first coined by psychologists Pauline Rose Clance and Suzanne Imes in 1978 describing an internal experience of doubting one's abilities, even when there is external evidence of success. 

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    Pick 74: Slick Flick Pick: Whore for the Fedora--Back-Alley Deal, Wounds that Won't Heal (Trust No Trollop); (Folk Antihero); (Trenchcoats, Tommy Guns and Violent Bank Runs); (Public Enemies, 2009)

    Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 74: Slick Flick Pick: Whore for the Fedora--Back-Alley Deal and Wounds that Won't Heal (Trust Not the Trollop); (Folk Antihero); (Trenchcoats, Tommy Guns and Violent Bank Runs); (Public Enemies, 2009).Today, we discuss--whoever said you can't fire a machine gun whilst hanging onto the roof of an old model car in full sleek trench coat garb and make it look easy as fuck is a nimrod or dishonest, what is the point of pilfering all of those greenbacks if you blow all of it on top shelf booze and bottom shelf cooze, where are the silencers when as an audience member, you would have an easier time hearing the spontaneous commands the men shout at each other if they had a suppressor on their machineguns, oh, who am I kidding, much like the middle of the day L.A. robbery in Heat, I fancy the bombastic gunplay, when you tell all of the hookers, who live their lives pretending to be something they are not through prevarication, mirroring and mimicry, you can't be surprised when one drops a dime and accelerates your first and final back alley rendezvous with father fucking death time, why couldn't the lodge shootout been elongated by 20 fucking minutes and the scenes with Marion fugly fuck you Cotillard, the peevish retard who pissed me off in: Inception, The Dark Knight Rises, this flick and probably Contagion as well, be abridged to the extreme or cut entirely from this slick flick, like Heat, I don't give a purple headed rabbit fuck about the women on the side, I want to see how the crooks evade the law and take the shootouts in fucking stride! -Your worthwhile cinephile: you can be a whore andyou can wear a fedora, but it a rarity indeed to be labeled a whore for the Fedora, Falsetto Prophet and she's not a trollop or a strumpet, but for Johnny Depp she is happy to wrap a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree to welcome his arrival, sing to his tune and play for him a trumpet, Red Devil!P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.F.C.F.U. The Banking Act of 1933, which created the FDIC, was signed by President Roosevelt on June 16, 1933. By almost any measure, the FDIC has been successful in maintaining public confidence in the banking system.Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act (RICO), U.S. federal statute targeting organized crime and white-collar crime. Since being enacted in 1970, it has been used extensively and successfully to prosecute thousands ofindividuals and organizations in the United States.Charlie Winstead was born in Sherman, Texas on May 25, 1891. Before joining the FBI he engaged in various occupations, including decorated service with the USArmy in World War I, working as a deputy sheriff in several Texas jurisdictions, and just before joining the Bureau, as a law clerk in the US Attorney's office in El Paso, Texas.As a member of the Dallas Field Office, Winstead took partin several unsuccessful manhunts targeting outlaws Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow, and played a key role in the manhunt for kidnapper George "Machine Gun" Kelly; along with Agent Gus Jones, Winstead arrested Kelly's associate Harvey Bailey in Rhome, Oklahoma, which set the FBI manhunt for Kelly in motion.

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    Pick 73: Slick Flick Pick: Sibling Killing Spree--This Time the Mission is (Da)Mon (Ed Burns Through Germans); ( Wehrmacht, I'll see you in Ramelle); (Saving Private Ryan, 1998)

    Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 73: Slick Flick Pick: Sibling Killing Spree--This Time the Mission is (Da)Mon (Ed Burns Through Germans); (Wehrmacht, I'll see you in Ramelle); (Saving Private Ryan, 1998).Today, we discuss--the similarities inherent between baseball players and paratroopers: the cigarettes, chewing tobacco, gum and graba**, blowing kisses at their fellow bros, their wives--they miss and the looming fear they neither acknowledge nor outright dismiss, why mortars do not require a launch tube to be devastatingly effective and cinematically spectacular, how of all the violent, explosive and shrapnel laden deaths, a slow ironic knife insertion through the rib cage, intimately and insidiously, is the most lingering and disturbing, when your rifle jams or runs dry of ammo, simply toss your weapon, then helmet and finally pull your pistol and fire it unceremoniously at an antagonistic kraut, the most memorable moment is also the quietest and most subtle: a fraternal bro nod from Mr. Burns through Germans is all that is needed for Damon, and we, to understand his ultimate acceptance into this squad who struggles, slays, and soldiers on, where the fstars are you supposed to run on the beach assault and affront when all of your comrades are getting shot, mortared, drowned or otherwise falling prey to a hidden bunker gun and the intermittent hand shaking of Captain Miller will provide one of the most charming and disarming moments in the flick, but also one of the most quietly alarming.  -Your worthwhile cinephile: Hanks may, or may not, see Ryan on the beach but for the rest of his gifted life, Hanks shadow will loom, resurrected memories will bloom and his final words and influence will, from his grave, reach: Falsetto Prophet and my favorite bicolor creature present for this wartime feature: Othello. P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

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    Pick 72: Slick Flick Pick: Rone Fibs a Drone--Captain Flint Will Handle It (Turning Right, When Told Left, in a Gunfight); (Downtime on a Rooftop); (13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi, 2016)

    Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 72: Slick Flick Pick: Rone Fibs a Drone--Captain Flint Will Handle It (Turning Right, When Told Left, in a Gunfight); (Downtime on a Rooftop); (13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi, 2016). Today, we discuss--how Oz requires her ears and eyes, but not her mouth, for when the dingus turns right, not left, things, for our carnage seeking contractors, head south, why chubbing your commander's beret may seem like a fine idea at the time but in retrospect makes you and your bunk mates seem gay, the correlation you could reasonably draw between violent video games these tough dudes play and the deliciously violent nature in which, combative enemies, they slay, who gives a shiz about the Macdonald's drive through new baby knowledge scene when all we want is to watch Captain Flint touch down and shoot fools in the spleen, how I simply forgot Roy, from The Office, is a rather large boy, now he's Boon with a beard, a tan and a large caliber sniper rifle toy, both in that show and in real life Royand Jim, Boon and Jack don't care for each other but they put their collective difference aside for inside the compound the ambo's lungs, in black diesel smoke, the insurgents attempt to smother. -Your worthwhile cinephile: Just when I think I identify most with Rone, I remember that he dies alone, so I choose, as mycinematic spirit warrior, Tanto, as he says what he wants to and sprays gunfire and slays who he wants to, and he'll chub the hat of authority when there's nothing for him to do: Falsetto Prophet and my brother in arms, from anothermother, and mister with Red Devil as a sister, handing me a loaded gat and a folder full of forged credentials brother Archangel. P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.Fact-Check Follow Up: The United States has nearly 29,000 troops deployed in the Korean peninsula for that purpose. In addition to U.S. troops, many of South Korea's 630,000 troops and North Korea's 1.2 million troops are stationed near the Demilitarized Zone (DMZ), making it one of the most heavily armed borders in the world.

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    Lecture 19: Faux Poet: When you Write in a Manner Concise, You Don't Have to Roll the Dice--How to Write Tight, Show not Tell, and Speak Well at each Open Mic Night (Gracious Guest Lecture with Nire)

    Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, NIRE (Erin spelled backwards, Rhymes with Fire)Welcome out of the frying pan and into the Nire!I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts, welcome, wired, inspired, miles from retired writers to: Lecture 19: Faux Poet: When you Write in a Manner Concise, You Don't Have to, On Your Reader's Attention Span, Roll the Dice--How to Write Tight, Show not Tell, and Speak Well at each Open Mic Night (Gracious Guest Lecture with Nire)."Here is to speaking just loud enough to make an impression, asking good, but not impossible to answer, questions, to enlivening stale poems, and, familiar tired beats, finding a way to freshen; remaining true in our writing, alleviating aggression, mostly for our personal, but sometimes profession, picking just the right word at our discretion, in rapid free verse succession, and letting our poems serve as astructured confession!" Cheers my fellow poet Nire.“The shorter and the plainer the better.” — Beatrix PotterRemember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to thebleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe OUT!(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An JoneFact Check Follow Up:The odds of having identical triplets are extremely low, estimated at around 1 in 60,000 to 1 in 1 million pregnancies“If I read a book and it makes my whole body so cold no fire can warm me, I know that is poetry. If I feel physically as if the top of my head were taken off, I know that is poetry. These are the only ways I know it. Is there any other way?”― Emily Dickinson

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    Lecture 18: Faux Poet: Internal Infighting, External Righting: If Your Words can Make Them Feel, Write not to Harm, but Them Disarm--so They can Heal--How to Scrawl to Share Your Life and Save Theirs

    Greetings Faux Poets!I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts, welcome, wired, inspired, miles from retired writers to: Lecture 18: Faux Poet: Internal Infighting, External Righting: If Your Words can Make Them Feel, Write not to Harm, but Them Disarm--so They can Heal--How to Scrawl to Share Your Life and Save Theirs.When you write poetry, you may feel a slave to the emotional overseer, you may feel but a slight schooner in a malevolent maelstrom, just a passenger in worldly transport, but you are always the master, the captain, the driver. You are in control of what you write, how you write and how much time you spend perfecting that piece, mastering your message and conveying the crux of your telling, thorough takeaway. You are perennially offered the option to delve so deeply into your own mind, thoughts and the written reflections of the same that you doubt your ability to surface or become so demoralized that you question the value of the very thing you have pledged to perform: placing your pen to page or finger tips to type. Use your ledger of life experiences to educate, to entertain to floor and awaken, but do not harm yourself, or your reader in the process. Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe OUT!(Procrastinated Statement)*Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An JoneFact Check Follow Up: Adverbs often fail to evoke strong emotional responses because they tend to "tell" rather than "show" how something happened. They modify verbs and adjectives, providing details about the manner or degree of an action or description, but without specific sensory details, readers may not fully connect with the emotion being conveyed. 

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    Lecture 17: Faux Poet: Lending Fresh Insight-Putting Currency of your Poetry Where your Mouth is, Flowing to not Tell, but Show, Speak Too Soft, Nor Too Slow (Gracious Guest Lecture with Ghostwriter)

    Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, Here is the coveted mind behind the poem: "Being made new, not in your image", but here on this podcast, a friendship begins anew and this microphone talent matchup is the world fucking series, not some middle of the week scrimmage. Anyone can fucking die, but so too can they lie, their own freedom, silence, another's loyalty buy, and, whenthey face themselves at the end of the day, after the fray, perhaps they will sneak a peek at their own tears as they cry, which beckons new inspiration of the poetic and written persuasion. Such emotional poetry proves impactful forthe audience at freshly brewed, for Ghostwriter Snyder and for me.Here is a man with a future in public speaking and a focused attention span, who can read a prepared poem or shift to something unexpected when things don't go according to plan, who is well educated but keeps safe his own thoughts, who writes with precision, speaks with authority, commands the microphone and, thanks to Chemohawk Sessions today, is not having to read his work privately and silently and who definitely does not have to bask in the glow of brilliantly blinding poetry alone. It is an honor and a pleasure to be in the company of a college graduate, a bartender turned corporate shark and a writer who speaks crystal clearly so as to never be misunderstood and writes about topics so provocative, he is a reader's passion igniter!I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts, welcome, wired, inspired, miles from retired writers to: Lecture 17: Faux Poet: Reading Aloud what you Write, Lending Fresh Insight--Putting Currency of your PoetryWhere your Mouth is, Properly Flowing to not Tell, but Show, Not Speak Too Soft, Nor Too Slow (Gracious Guest Lecture with Ghostwriter Snyder).Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe OUT!(Procrastinated Statement)*Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone

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    Lecture 16: Faux Poet: From Primordial Soup to Inspirational Stew, When Creativity Slows, Take up Writing Kung-Fu--How to Maintain your Composure and Attain Tai-Chi Poetry (Dear Lecture with Fraulein)

    Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, Here is a return German guest, who never overstaysher welcome, she is never a pest, but she is a serious scientist who knows how to take things in jest, who loves Skyrim, 90's X-files episodes, particularly the spooky ones with biting humor that take place in the woods, she loves to consume Mead, and, she also likes to READ, actual, factual paper books with binding and while she is a flesh and blood human, her Ohio roots now NC transplant, both states would concede her brilliance is blinding!It is an honor and a pleasure to be in the company of a fighter, a writer, an independent examiner of the deep, dark, unlovely woods and who speaks crystal clearly so as to never be misunderstood! Welcome Fraulein Michelle! I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts, welcome, wired, inspired, miles from retired writers to: Lecture 16: Faux Poet: From Primordial Soup to Inspirational Stew, When Creativity Slows, Take up Writing Kung-Fu--How to Maintain your Composure and Attain Tai-Chi Poetry (Second Gracious Guest Lecture with Fraulein)Fact Check Follow Ups:*Kuk Sool Won meaning "Korean martial arts institute,"is a comprehensive Korean martial art system founded by Suh In-Hyuk, known for its focus on a wide range of techniques, including strikes, kicks, joint locks, pressure points, and weapons. *When did the position of vice president of the United States stop going to the runner-up in the presidential election and become a separately elected office?*That was in 1804, when the 12th Amendment to the Constitution was ratified, says David Ward, senior historian at the National Portrait Gallery.*Human activities are the leading cause of wildfires worldwide.  Natural causes, such as lightning strikes andvolcanic eruptions, can also contribute to wildfires, but they account for a smaller percentage of wildfire incidents. Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to thebleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe OUT!(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone

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Dear Podience,Welcome to Chemohawk Sessions, an anthology series podcast. I'm a carbon-based lifeform who got, fought, conquered cancer; fled my droll career to air this passion project. I was restless as an office drone; my cancerous plight confirmed the cost of chasing an unfulfilling career. My first session: White-Collar, Black Belt, offers black belt mastery of white-collar survival through shared experiences, pointers and amusing confessions. I'm Falsetto Prophet, you're Podience; together, let's unwind the daily grind. - Falsetto*Intro/outro song Island Dream courtesy of Chris Haugen

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