Chapter 36: White-Collar, Black Belt: Bird's-Eye Interview (Charming and disarming your prospective interview panel); Chemohawk Podience Sessions with Brother Brooks

Podience, if you want that wondrous WC position, first you must apply and subsequently interview for said position. Today, we will elucidate, with quotes, dialogues and relevant research how to master stroke the oft unfunny joke of interviewing. You must exit your own body and look at your interview through a bird's eye view; you can see more and more vividly from an aerial, objective vantage. I am joined by my former partner in WC crime, brother in corporate, keyboard typing arms: Brother F****** Brooks! The man with every conceivable contingency plan. If a contingency plan possessed an fstars plan, he would be the foreman of that construction site. Not only does Brooks keep it real as f***balls, but he also brings topical quotes of his own and floors my Falsetto Prophet jaw when he mic drops, much to my stupefaction, an apt quote from the mouth of gangster-robbing, philosophizing and undeniably likable Omar Little from The Wire! Unwind, with me and Brother Brooks, as we tag team the recalcitrant daily grind until it taps the f*** out and submits. -Falsetto P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.