Chapter 37: White-Collar, Black Belt: Aural Pleasure (Prove with convincing diction, soothe with deft tone)

Podience, how sexy, mellifluous and commanding is your voice? If you think the tonal quality of your vocalizations is superficial, then you are neither super nor official. In the WC world, how you speak, your command of audible projections and the sexy factor of your voice are all colossal considerations. You know whose orders I would blindly follow, and happily so? Vin god**** Diesel. You know who I would sit patiently perched and alert for as they verbally doled out a three-hour training seminar? Rosario fstars Dawson. Sexy voices engender rapt fstars attention, dear listeners. That quote about speaking softly and carrying a sizeable stick... I say modify that to read: speak softly, slowly and sexily; you will have both friend and foe by the short hairs, their attention so engrossed in the wavelengths of your utterances, they are deaf to all ambient surroundings. Today, I will satisfy you with quotes, cinematic props, and a confession nugget so true... Pinocchio's fstars nose would actually recoil and shorten in length. Unwind, with me, and recognize both the day's smiles and cries. Make your bed, Podience, and embrace the sexy inflection of your tongue, tonsils and, if cursed with a sh**** voice, think outside the voice box. -Falsetto P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.