Chapter 49: White-Collar, Black Belt: A Ph.D. in Mental Deficiency (Efficiency… a quadrisyllabic fstars word!); Chemohawk Podience Sessions with Wam Bam Kam

Podience, I remain not in denial, it has, in fact, been a while since we have traipsed a white-collar, black belt thoroughfare. I was eager to return, and I offer an entertaining, efficiency sustaining non-compliance with cuss word refraining dose of Chemohawk Sessions. Today, I am neither alone nor lonely as here, gracing us with his bearded presence, will be Wam Bam Kam. Today, our voices are lubricated with the vocal anticipatory excitement of speaking upon matters which we are well-versed and fired the fstars up about. There are numerous references to efficient slaying in John Wick films and Blackhat, but also how to step outside your comfortable little cabal at work, realign your organization's goals with your own sense of efficiency and how to stop rolling your fstars window the f*** down at a drive-thru, fast-food eatery. Unwind, the daily grind, with Wam Bam Kam and Falsetto Prophet. And as you are unwinding, remember to be kind as the spirit of giving is the air, and though you have workplace misgivings, curb your gift misgiving.  P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen. P.S. (Procrastinated Statement #2) In the interest of remaining relevant, I incorporated three, count them three, cold opening portions of our session at the beginning. Enjoy! FCFU (Fact-Check Follow Up #1) The MMPI is a protected psychological test, this is one example of a test required upon application of certain jobs in various fields and is meant to isolate and identify deceptive responses.  FCFU (Fact-Check Follow Up #2) The currency Chris Hemsworth would have spent to acquire his low-tech weaponry, in the great techno-thriller Blackhat:  Indonesian Rupiah, as that is Indonesia's currency.