Cheering for Sam Houston at the UT Game

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This is episode 68 of the WET Podcast.TEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________00:00:00 - Bureaucracy00:03:52 - Screaming in your car is always an option00:05:40 - Michigan loses in Sweet 1600:07:04 - The Alamo: Never forget or whatever00:09:07 - Poop of the dawg00:12:08 - Markus is sober and it's all our problem00:15:15 - The prison workout routine00:17:11 - Huntsville Prison Museum00:18:55 - How to Commit Murder: Crime of Passion00:21:27 - Justin's Journal: TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME00:25:45 - We had sad hotdogs at the UT baseball game00:29:54 - They changed the food pyramid??00:35:47 - Lady Bird Lake Killer strikes again?00:37:24 - All taxation is theft00:40:14 - Transmorphers better than Transformers00:42:16 - Phil slanders Vin Diesel00:44:19 - Markus's Dino of the Week00:48:52 - Noah was racist to dinosaurs00:52:00 - British Airways pilot back in the skies after snorting drugs off woman's breasts before flight00:55:36 - Michigan governor kidnapping plot00:56:58 - Visdeurbel (fish doorbell)_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass

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