Chiropractic’s Dark Side: Dick Pics and Creeps

Send us Fan MailIn this Twisted Toast, Tristan (“Twisty”) and Toast go fully off-script about what it’s really like to be a female chiropractor running ads, dealing with creeps, and trying not to burn out while the profession is getting hammered in the news.We start with Toast getting FIVE dick pics from a Facebook lead and a “hey, I’m masturbating while we text” confession… and walk through how she handled it, why she filed a police report, and what it feels like to work alone as a woman in practice with predators in your DMs.The Illinois case of chiropractor Dr. David Hansen, arrested on charges of secretly recording patients (including minors) and alleged child pornography distributionThe gap between ethics class and real-world boundariesHorrifying abuse stories like “nipple therapy for headaches” and why the profession has to stop pretending this stuff doesn’t happenWhy everyone is exhausted right now and how burnout leads to horrible business decisionsToast’s spontaneous Miami trip vs the “split-week” vacation trap most chiros runWhy your patients can survive a full week without you (they already do when they go to Disney)How Tristan blew $62,341 this year on drinks as part of his “relationship budget”… and what he’s stealing from Austin Cohen’s playbook to make it healthierEdging, orgasms, male pleasure, and why Twisty is team “legalize prostitution” from a trauma / harm-reduction angleOld-school coaching legends (Schofield, Rick, Don & Brandy) and modern killers like Amanda and AustinHow ChiropracticResults.com is indexing outcomes into AI so we can finally have something better than “just testimonials” when patients search for helpThis is one of those “bar after the seminar” episodes: messy, honest, NSFW, and exactly what nobody says on stage.00:00 – Cold open: What the hell did we just live through?00:25 – When a Facebook lead sends Toast FIVE dick pics02:38 – How she actually responded + being a woman in practice alone03:33 – Safety, cops, cameras and working solo as a female chiropractor04:27 – Why are men still sending dick pics? Tech, porn & COVID creep culture06:33 – Edging, orgasms & Tristan’s “male pleasure empowerment” rant08:11 – Ethics class vs reality: boundaries, laws & board complaints09:19 – Big Illinois news: Dr. David Hansen’s arrest & hidden cameras11:50 – Horrifying “nipple therapy” story & how NOT to be that chiropractor14:13 – Nipples, neuroanatomy & why Tristan will NOT let a chiro do that to him18:13 – Miami, ocean therapy & why everyone’s tired right now19:22 – Burnout vs just being tired: how bad decisions get made23:08 – High school mistakes, breakups, and how unprocessed emotion shows up later25:13 – CloseForChiro weekend + Tristan’s $62,341 drinking budget reveal29:08 – Learning from Austin: runs instead of rounds (of shots)30:20 – Healthier relationship-building that doesn’t wreck your liver33:13 – Who are the best chiropractic coaches alive right now?36:01 – Schofield, Rick, Amanda, Don & Brandy: coach talk with receipts38:32 – Stop splitting your vacation week. Take the whole damn week off.39:54 – Your patients survive a week at Disney… they’ll survive a week without you40:40 – Compressing care plans, Vera Gupta, and designing your own schedule41:31 – Final rant: don’t be a creep, take vacations, have great sex (not with patients)The #1 Chiropractic Growth Coordinator TheSpizz.comChiropracticResults.com