Chiropractors | A Ghost Told Me

Chiropractors owe their entire medical philosophy to a ghost from Iowa. Yes—seriously! And apparently, the aggressive billing structure was the ghost's idea too.Turns out alternative medicine wasn't discovered in a lab with "science" or "evidence" — it was channeled during a Victorian séance from a dead doctor whose primary contribution to medicine was: crack their neck, then charge them.Magnetic healer D.D. Palmer took those ghost notes, adjusted a deaf janitor's spine, declared himself leader of a new religion, and somehow built a global healthcare profession. His son BJ then scaled the movement while famously announcing that "education constipates the mind" — a bold stance for a career requiring eight years of study.This episode covers the mystical life-force theory behind "Innate Intelligence," the corporate-Christian subculture rebranding spinal adjustments for Jesus, and the absolute chaos of a 2019 chiropractic study that accidentally convinced Fox News that smartphones were mutating teenagers with actual devil horns.Fully scripted. Heavily produced. Featuring Dr Poopinspine, a ghost with billing opinions, and one very confused janitor.PATREON If a ghost can found an entire healthcare profession, surely you can click one tiny little link? Satan Is My Superhero is 100% listener-funded—no spirits, no subluxations, no 47-visit payment plans. Join up for 2 bonus episodes a month, early ad-free listening, and exclusive extras that will (hopefully) not constipate your mind.👉 Join Our Community on Patreon Here → patreon.com/satanismysuperheroMAIL US Got a chiropractor who told you your anxiety was a lumbar issue? A ghost tip? A smartphone devil horn? Send us your cult stories, religious weirdness, paranormal claims, or high-quality hate mail to [email protected]. We promise not to consult a ghost before reading it.Send us Fan MailSupport the showWelcome, Sinners!  We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs. Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here Wear your heresy: Merch Store Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.